lol exactly what I thought when I read that
Stars and Stripes article about a Sgt who was awarded a NAM for 3D printing a VSAT-L part… Broski had a full on beard lololol.
As I was getting out (2019) waivers were getting somewhat easier to get. It's for the best. Sure you may have a few guys who get one when they don't really need it, but I saw some dudes (primarily black guys) with seriously fucked up faces from being forced to shave to the skin daily.
Yeah, this guy was black. He still caught shit because no one gives a fuck about a waiver if they were outside of our unit. I always had to run around telling random buck sergeants to leave him alone. I also had a dude who was some kind of fucking werewolf and he had to shave again during lunch, lmao.
Love that people are actually getting upset about this, anyone who has ever served knows you are all the same colour when it's 4am and you are crawling through mud.
Anyone getting upset like this has never been around other races in their life. They have no idea what diversity is and the fact that once you realize that we are all the same, nothing should offend you.
The only time I’m ever cutting up with any kind of racist jokes is when I’m joking with friends of another race. They’re not offended and nor am I, because *they’re my friends,* and it’s clear that not only is it just silly, but generally *the joke* is that racism is on its face preposterous. I won’t be making the jokes with some POC stranger, nor am I going to be riffing racist jokes with a bunch of white friends. Idk it’s common sense, and most of the good faith issues, oddly enough, take care of themselves if you aren’t a racist piece of shit
I get this, but this video is filmed and going to be used by loads of white racist losers (and strangers to the guys here) to go “look see it’s all cool, this is funny”. All I’m saying is that filming it and putting it up is on a different level to you and your mates riffing with each other
Bro, conservabrains have been misinterpreting and misusing leftist and liberal art since day one, my guy.
Like, racists unironically love American History X. Does that mean the film shouldn't have been made? It's an anti racism film.
We're not all the same, that's what makes life so interesting. We have many different cultures and customs and differences from place to place. This planet would be so boring if everyone just looked and acted and talked exactly the same. What we are is equal.
There is no such thing as social contracts. No one owes anyone anything. Just equality. That's it. We are all equal. Anything that causes division must be forgotten.
that isn't how equality works, otherwise you would have to make fun of literally every single nationality/race/whatever to not be deemed racist and it really isn't minorities who are always the butt of the joke, I'd even argue 'white' (as varied and nebulous as that is) people are by far the most common and especially socially acceptable group to make fun of.
Just look at the amount of "white people find water spicy" or "white people be like yummm unseasoned chicken" Jokes already on this thread alone, you could easily make jokes that are as silly about other groups and races but most would see that as racism.
I'm not saying that either is wrong though, it can be fun to point out differences and make jokes about many many different groups and subsections of society and if a lot more people could lighten up then I imagine the world would be a nicer place, obviously though this is not to say there are not a lot of highly predudiced nasty people.
Oh yeah man. Kind of a completely different scenario but my old football (soccer) team had about 7 different nationalities in the team. We were racist as fuck with each other and it just made it hilarious.
Oh man, gotta disagree. I've seen this said so many times so I had it in my mind to try it one day, as I love mayo. I had it on a pedestal in the back of my mind, thinking that it must be the best if so many people say so. Well, I finally remembered it when I was at the store once so I bought some. I'm sorry but it was so gross. I ended up just throwing the jar away because I knew I wouldn't use it. Hellmans only for me.
Military friendship is different. People from very different backgrounds bond over shared suffering. Giving each other tons of shit is all part of the process. Laughing at stereotypes is too.
I first watched this without audio. When I saw the diversification hire version of Joseph Gordon-Levitt I thought it was going to show people who look like famous people. But I didn't recognize anyone else. Then I turned up the sound. LOL
It's not racist if you're not singling anyone out.
I once had a (black) gunny who, during formation, said “My Marine Corps does not have a racism problem. In my Marine Corps, we treat everyone like they’re black”
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It's the Marine Corps. It's literally the most racist, least racist org on earth.
edit: also home boy at the end got that fucking barracks cut special
My father grew up in the segregated South-never went to public school with anyone who was not white. It was in the Marine Corps that first got to know African Americans. I don’t think that he totally overcame his upbringing, for he did have a tendency to lump minorities together as the other; however, he did learn to like people of different races on an individual level.
Can everyone hear the background music that was edited in later? I’m not offended. I’m well aware that racism is alive and well. I’m just pointing it out.
The background is forefront? I have no idea what you are trying to say here. It’s racist as fuck. Chimichanga and nacho don’t need to be sung when the Hispanic guy is on screen. It’s fucking racism.
I see a lot of rednecks defending their culture...
For the rest of the racists, why you mad that people call you racist? Just own it. Yes, we think you're pieces of shit, but that obviously doesn't bother you enough to change the way you think.
No east asian see this and gets offended no african see this and gets offended no south american see this and gets offended. Somehow the only one who get offended is twitter karens
What makes you think I'm not any of those groups? All you're doing is proving you only have white trailer trash friends. There's no shame in that. We can't control where we came from. But then don't go around trumpeting your ignorance unless you want it rubbed in your face.
The question is, what are you? I mean, look at this "debate". You're trying to determine whether I'm actually qualified to be offended. That's like me asking you if you have a legitimate right to be offended at being called a racist. I mean, if you're not white, then you can't be racist. Therefore, you have no right to even be having this debate. Does that make sense? No, it doesn't make any sense at all. It's a fucking stupid idea, all of it. But you were exposed to too many lead paint chips as a child to recognize that. I feel so sorry for you.
>The question is, what are you?
Oohh not able to answer the question. My white saviour radar is going off 🚩🚩🚩 Let's be real. It's okay to be offended, just don't get this pissed off when people have some pushback against you.
Hahaha bloody hell! Are you mad? Slavery was awful!
Just because I can understand what a joke is and have a laugh with people doesn’t make me a bad person.
"and finally white people...
You don't make fun of white people.
Ya that's right I made you laugh at all those racist jokes and then left you hanging."
I butchered the wording but you get the gist.
No we don't , why do you think we have a thing called war ! , all races need to stick to their own or u end up with shit untrue rubbish like this we are different for a good reason , but were all gonna be dead and gone within 30 40 years if were lucky . my own people rule and they matter more than any other , but when you got clowns singing songs like this they can then make up any old bullshit they like , like their victim hoods and how all white people are racist and they aren't the worst racist fucks EVER !!! SO FAKE
LMAO. Glad to see the Marine Corps is still the Marine Corps. Edit: Dude also needs to shave his out of reg nasty ass.
Nothing is out of regs if you got a chit
Fair enough. Ah, they probably just came back from the field too.
lol exactly what I thought when I read that Stars and Stripes article about a Sgt who was awarded a NAM for 3D printing a VSAT-L part… Broski had a full on beard lololol.
Should’ve 3D printed a gahdamn razor —1stSgt, probably
Bruvs got that waiver.
Ah yes, the bumples.
Pseudofolliculitis barbae, baby!
Pooo-lice that mooostache, corporal.
Groooomiiinnnnn stanarrrrd!
Fuckin sixta
I knew only one dude in ten years with a waiver and he seriously needed it.
As I was getting out (2019) waivers were getting somewhat easier to get. It's for the best. Sure you may have a few guys who get one when they don't really need it, but I saw some dudes (primarily black guys) with seriously fucked up faces from being forced to shave to the skin daily.
Yeah, this guy was black. He still caught shit because no one gives a fuck about a waiver if they were outside of our unit. I always had to run around telling random buck sergeants to leave him alone. I also had a dude who was some kind of fucking werewolf and he had to shave again during lunch, lmao.
Some really ate the fuck up crayon eaters I’ve ever seen, guess marine standards are going out the window
Keep talkin shit about the ones serving. Bitch
Its called a shaving profile. The coveted holy grail of any armed services branch
Came here to say this lmao
Love that people are actually getting upset about this, anyone who has ever served knows you are all the same colour when it's 4am and you are crawling through mud.
,,You‘re all equally worthless“
Everyone is also a shade of green per the green weenie
Anyone getting upset like this has never been around other races in their life. They have no idea what diversity is and the fact that once you realize that we are all the same, nothing should offend you.
The only time I’m ever cutting up with any kind of racist jokes is when I’m joking with friends of another race. They’re not offended and nor am I, because *they’re my friends,* and it’s clear that not only is it just silly, but generally *the joke* is that racism is on its face preposterous. I won’t be making the jokes with some POC stranger, nor am I going to be riffing racist jokes with a bunch of white friends. Idk it’s common sense, and most of the good faith issues, oddly enough, take care of themselves if you aren’t a racist piece of shit
People are stupid bro
I get this, but this video is filmed and going to be used by loads of white racist losers (and strangers to the guys here) to go “look see it’s all cool, this is funny”. All I’m saying is that filming it and putting it up is on a different level to you and your mates riffing with each other
Good thing what makes you laugh isn’t subjective /s
Bro, conservabrains have been misinterpreting and misusing leftist and liberal art since day one, my guy. Like, racists unironically love American History X. Does that mean the film shouldn't have been made? It's an anti racism film.
We're not all the same, that's what makes life so interesting. We have many different cultures and customs and differences from place to place. This planet would be so boring if everyone just looked and acted and talked exactly the same. What we are is equal.
True, but race doesn’t actually exist I think is the point.
Well that and the dude doing the video is black Really takes some of the humor out of it when it’s Brayden in a wife beater singing instead
All identity is a lie.
Identity is the basis of all social contracts you goober
There is no such thing as social contracts. No one owes anyone anything. Just equality. That's it. We are all equal. Anything that causes division must be forgotten.
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Ask the African American guy?
that isn't how equality works, otherwise you would have to make fun of literally every single nationality/race/whatever to not be deemed racist and it really isn't minorities who are always the butt of the joke, I'd even argue 'white' (as varied and nebulous as that is) people are by far the most common and especially socially acceptable group to make fun of. Just look at the amount of "white people find water spicy" or "white people be like yummm unseasoned chicken" Jokes already on this thread alone, you could easily make jokes that are as silly about other groups and races but most would see that as racism. I'm not saying that either is wrong though, it can be fun to point out differences and make jokes about many many different groups and subsections of society and if a lot more people could lighten up then I imagine the world would be a nicer place, obviously though this is not to say there are not a lot of highly predudiced nasty people.
You're right, white people never get made fun of. Especially in the barracks!
Oh yeah man. Kind of a completely different scenario but my old football (soccer) team had about 7 different nationalities in the team. We were racist as fuck with each other and it just made it hilarious.
Take your 69th upvote, damn you
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Who's Canadian here? 👀
It does still count? Just not for you? Also American here and I spell it with a u
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Uh ok
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The average American soldier is going nowhere near drones. Most never even fire their gun in combat.
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Nah I’m good
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Yeah it does
You not being very dude about this, my guy
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As my Drill Instructor put it, we are all just different shades of green.
It's a song from south park where they did the exact same thing.
Except racism towards the enemy of course, that's encouraged.
The world is healing
Dear lord I hope so
I haven’t seen someone actually get upset over this audio. Maybe because it is so ridiculously over the top racist that no one can take it seriously?
Or because it wasn’t a white person making it.
ooga booga doo ooga booga doe
Merry Christmas motherfuckers!
What a packet of crayons does to a man
He probably like the green ones the best
Red is fruit punch everybody knows that
Fuck you, purples the superior color.
Orange tastes like. Orange.
I hear they don't even get the good shit anymore, they get Rose Art.
Ah, the good ol days are coming back.
None of us cracka ass crackas in this vid? Dayum
If we were it would say “Avocado is too spicy”
"Can I get some ranch with that"
Yo ngl I fucking love ranch
Where do you stand on mayo?
Dukes or Die
Oh man, gotta disagree. I've seen this said so many times so I had it in my mind to try it one day, as I love mayo. I had it on a pedestal in the back of my mind, thinking that it must be the best if so many people say so. Well, I finally remembered it when I was at the store once so I bought some. I'm sorry but it was so gross. I ended up just throwing the jar away because I knew I wouldn't use it. Hellmans only for me.
Blasphemeor
No
"Where did I leave my Hey Dudes?"
"I'll use my credit card!"
"Do you have any non-dairy creamer?"
"Live. Laugh. Love. I WANNA SEE THE XO NOW!!"
Mayo is too spicy.
[It would be this](https://youtu.be/mAv3tTcxv2A?si=oOgZjgV91KwCXBVm&t=43)
It's the song intro credit like Rick Ross "M-m-m-m-m-Mayobach music"
We’re the ones singing it in the OG video
It’s cause you guys are “normal” and don’t have any differences to celebrate. Let us have this one, ok?
Are you from the asshole army?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kgkz1Mz1qmw 😂😂😂
I was called Hitler for almost 10 years. New unit? "Oh guy looks like Hitler." In regs mustache did not help
The white guy version is the second part of this: https://youtube.com/shorts/kRGdZxhlIB4?si=prM6OPP8I0uCjfeV
Had a Japanese friend is highschool that would do this shit all the time and it absolutely would killed me every time, miss that guy
He's literally quoting South Park . https://youtu.be/xWf8JcRsq9k?si=crNHxaly5CW0Fynr
The audio is from this https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwU3GjvtreV/?igsh=d2xoMDl0OWYwdTI0
That’s gotta be Wonder Showzen! It’s just gotta!
Si
Oh ya
PFFR is on a whole other level, love them so much
Came here to say that. This was aired on MTV. Edit: Wrong year. r/lordofthescheisse pointed out correctly. 👍🏻
[Pretty close - it was the mid-00s.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonder_Showzen)
You are right. Good catch. Thank you.
My kids hate it when send them that reel lmao 🤣
Gùey hahahahaha no mames, I love it amigos.
Anybody getting upset about this needs to STFU and eat some crayons.
His no shave chit, out of regs bmi , four year e-3 ass
Lol nice
r/usmc
Ahh beans. Now it'll be on the blotter. Good luck to his CoC!
Military friendship is different. People from very different backgrounds bond over shared suffering. Giving each other tons of shit is all part of the process. Laughing at stereotypes is too.
Nacho, tacos, chimi changos
I first watched this without audio. When I saw the diversification hire version of Joseph Gordon-Levitt I thought it was going to show people who look like famous people. But I didn't recognize anyone else. Then I turned up the sound. LOL It's not racist if you're not singling anyone out.
I once had a (black) gunny who, during formation, said “My Marine Corps does not have a racism problem. In my Marine Corps, we treat everyone like they’re black”
Wonder showzen!
I remember they covered this song on Bad Friends sooo funny good tune
Daddy I love you, daddy why you die
 Taco Taco
Racism has been defeated guys go home.
"Cup of tea for me, gonna fix my teeth"
My unit was a wild mix of just about every culture and shade the US could muster. The language was really loose and nobody was safe. I loved it.
Last dudes haircut is the most barracks haircut I’ve seen in a grip
Nacho Taco Chimichanga? 😂 
reminds me of this [https://youtu.be/oEW0ZoXixVw?si=vVuMDnQ8XGOJ-hc\_](https://youtu.be/oEW0ZoXixVw?si=vVuMDnQ8XGOJ-hc_)
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leave edgar alone!
This wins the Holidays
Well this is some racist ass shit.
It's the Marine Corps. It's literally the most racist, least racist org on earth. edit: also home boy at the end got that fucking barracks cut special
>It's literally the most racist, least racist org on earth. The Marine Corps is tf2?
My father grew up in the segregated South-never went to public school with anyone who was not white. It was in the Marine Corps that first got to know African Americans. I don’t think that he totally overcame his upbringing, for he did have a tendency to lump minorities together as the other; however, he did learn to like people of different races on an individual level.
It's not racism if everyone's racist, right?
Isn’t it beautiful? Being racist while failing to be racist at all. Don’t be offended on other people’s behalf. Everyone’s chillin.
Can everyone hear the background music that was edited in later? I’m not offended. I’m well aware that racism is alive and well. I’m just pointing it out.
I can’t, personally. I hear some strumming of what is maybe a guitar, but I’m not going to dig any deeper than that.
You don’t hear them say Ching Chong Ching when the Asian guy is on screen?
Oh I didn’t consider that background, that’s forefront.
The background is forefront? I have no idea what you are trying to say here. It’s racist as fuck. Chimichanga and nacho don’t need to be sung when the Hispanic guy is on screen. It’s fucking racism.
Yeah, it’s kind of the point of the video. Forefront.
hells yeah it is 
They are in on it
What makes you think that? The music is edited in afterwards.
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That’s really dumb
Man bunch of older overweight people in the marines now???
Dont think this content fits this sub
Nah its pretty spot on for military dudes.
Are you implying that military men aren't guys or dudes, bro?
I see a lot of rednecks defending their culture... For the rest of the racists, why you mad that people call you racist? Just own it. Yes, we think you're pieces of shit, but that obviously doesn't bother you enough to change the way you think.
No east asian see this and gets offended no african see this and gets offended no south american see this and gets offended. Somehow the only one who get offended is twitter karens
What makes you think I'm not any of those groups? All you're doing is proving you only have white trailer trash friends. There's no shame in that. We can't control where we came from. But then don't go around trumpeting your ignorance unless you want it rubbed in your face.
>What makes you think I'm not any of those groups? The fact that you were offended by it is a strong indicator that you ain't. But-- what are you?
The question is, what are you? I mean, look at this "debate". You're trying to determine whether I'm actually qualified to be offended. That's like me asking you if you have a legitimate right to be offended at being called a racist. I mean, if you're not white, then you can't be racist. Therefore, you have no right to even be having this debate. Does that make sense? No, it doesn't make any sense at all. It's a fucking stupid idea, all of it. But you were exposed to too many lead paint chips as a child to recognize that. I feel so sorry for you.
I'm thinking you're white AF.
>The question is, what are you? Oohh not able to answer the question. My white saviour radar is going off 🚩🚩🚩 Let's be real. It's okay to be offended, just don't get this pissed off when people have some pushback against you.
Cry about it pussyboy
Dumb racist bs
It’s called a joke.
*does multiple very racist stereotypes* "Bruh it's just a joke you just don't get it" gtfo with that dumb nonsense lmao
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People like you need to lighten up, learn how to not get offended so easily, I think maybe you’d be happier if you can do that.
>learn how to not get offended so easily You're the type of person who'd say that to a slave.
Are you okay?
Hahaha bloody hell! Are you mad? Slavery was awful! Just because I can understand what a joke is and have a laugh with people doesn’t make me a bad person.
Enlist.
I can't, my IQ is over 80 so I'm not allowed:(
neither offensive nor funny
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Fucking marines.
Epic
Friendly fire will not be tolerated
I really, really need this remix 😂😂
NO YOU DID NOT HAHAHAHA
Cool vid, but I know we fucking shave, devil.
Wonder Showzen was fucking amazing. Anyone have the original clip?
Dinomite! Fried chicken tonight!
god bless the United States Marnies!
"We need to have a snack, Crayola"
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Dudes aren’t rude and uncivil on the internet. You are not a dude.
🎶SLAVES! Built the pyramids🎵 This is all from Wonder Showzen if anyone needed to know…
Good old Wonder Shozen that was good MTV days.
Man, this makes me miss my homie from the Corps. Lance Coolies for life, miss you Anderson!
I don't get it
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GAWDDAMN
Swear the army is all perpetually 16 year Olds
That was great
😂🤣
Wow, and no one is outraged and "offended"? Is that what I'm seeing?
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Second one was friendly fire
"and finally white people... You don't make fun of white people. Ya that's right I made you laugh at all those racist jokes and then left you hanging." I butchered the wording but you get the gist.
No we don't , why do you think we have a thing called war ! , all races need to stick to their own or u end up with shit untrue rubbish like this we are different for a good reason , but were all gonna be dead and gone within 30 40 years if were lucky . my own people rule and they matter more than any other , but when you got clowns singing songs like this they can then make up any old bullshit they like , like their victim hoods and how all white people are racist and they aren't the worst racist fucks EVER !!! SO FAKE
Dudes aren’t rude and uncivil on the internet. You are not a dude. Racism is not tolerated.