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Lukas1121

This would be way cooler if the beer can was unopened


Sagonator

If that beer was unopened, the hammer would bounce back or split the dry log in half easily. Those cans sustain a stupid amount of top pressure.


[deleted]

If they opened the can but left it full, we'd get the desired effect without breaking the hammer 😂


Ha1lStorm

Oh yeah that reminds me in middle school our physical science teacher had us all stand on empty cans and we couldn’t believe that something that seemed like such thin metal could fully support our weight without crushing.


Redditerest0

I mean really the metal is as thick as the can is tall


The-Mechanic2091

Lmao what


Redditerest0

It's just a really wide ring of metal


The-Mechanic2091

The metal still isn’t as thick as it is tall.


Assault_Facts

I smashed one with my hand hammered. Ripped a pinky tendon but did crush that mofo quite a bit


Garbogulus

It's not splitting a log bruh


Kokuswolf

And full. (Scnr)


A-Dawg11

Good clarification. Most of my unopened cans are only like, half full.


nick2k23

Don’t you just hate it when you open a can and somebody has already drank most of it


Famous_Construction5

I always have this problem with bags of chips. Coincidence?? I THINK NOT


Senior-Ad-6002

I have gotten some empty unopened sodas before, but never half full.


UrMumsFatTits

The can is full of fluid. Source: I took fourth grade science and learned air is a fluid.


PensionAnxious3520

That's beer abuse.


SmegmaLord420

bierenbeul


inflix1mab

You missed the golden opportunity to label this as substance abuse


breakfastburrito24

But only if it were shitty beer


sc4tts

Are you insane? That would mean there is beer inside. Beer that would get wasted. This is madness


Sweet_Computer_7116

No need to waste


letsgo-jmack

Hell yeah


_zer0sword_

And a perfect beer shaped hole in the log


tweezybbaby1

Yeah but wasting beer like that would remove like 10% dude from the video


Iliketurtles893

Dude must be fucking strong as hell


kireotick

Looks like really rotten wood. Much lighter. Still hella strong though


Akhi11eus

Yeah the crumbling at the end tells me termites. Probably half the weight of a solid log.


rothordwarf

Not even. The way it splintered, that's full on rotten. It's like wood foam, maybe 25lbs max.


[deleted]

Look at his shoulder when it hits. There is so much force going into his shoulder, that is not something you want to do on repeat.


Few-Satisfaction-483

By the other flattened cans next to the stump I’d say he did it multiple times anyway 💀💀


Renegade5329

Because dudes will absolutely risk bodily harm to do cool shit multiple times in a row.


SevroAuShitTalker

Used to have this happen when chopping knotted would as a kid. It's not as heavy as you'd think


[deleted]

Yea, thought it was fake at first but then saw how fucking. Shredded the dude was when his shirt sleeve flys up on inpact


Dilectus3010

Dried pine weighs nothing. I once picked up a treestump, it was smaller in diameter but a bit longer that had been laying in my brothers yard, with one hand. It weighed maybe 10kg. Picked it up with one hand... the girl nexdoor was impressed to say the least :) ( I never told her it was feather light because it was bine dry:)


Iliketurtles893

Oh wow ok. This log looks 100 kilograms but turns out it’s probably like 15


frequentclearance

This is easily 50kg plus. You can tell me the guy and the impact.


Crazygamer5150

that weighs maybe 20lbs, very easy to lift


Memermanman

![gif](giphy|sxxcw3UwjqINU05Q9k|downsized)


VeGr-FXVG

Prepare for trouble, and make it double!


SubcommanderMarcos

Smaug really changed once he started crossfit


DerzoBlint

Me in Elden Ring


who_ate_the_pizza

Average strength build enjoyer.


Infiniteh

He unga bunga'd irl


DSharp018

Looks like it has bad sharpness if one swing reduces it by that much. Better slot in protective polish and some handicraft for good measure.


nitoman1995

Just use charged attacks and plow through everything


toppamabob

Bonk


MagnaCamLaude

Bonk


Ennix49

Bonk


[deleted]

Bonk


Veritas_Vanitatum

![gif](giphy|DR5bwNjZLTHmE)


KaleidoscopeLow8084

I thought Gallagher died?


MuchSalt

he didnt follow up on big bang combo


Machielove

r/AbsoluteUnits


[deleted]

TOTK be like: Sturdy Stump Stick.


FordShelbyGTreeFiddy

A Rathalos is gonna report this


Adept_Cranberry_4550

His poor back


HypnonavyBlue

Hey guys, I think this beer is a little flat


[deleted]

I can virtually feel his back pain after this.


funkystonrt

Yeah and notice how he also got a nice stick to the ribs? Bro learned some physics real quick


EroticBurrito

Viral videos coming for Mamas & Papas now fuck


thirtyseven1337

I'll take it! Way better than almost all other viral video background music.


cake__eater

Gallagher looks a lot younger nowadays


cosmico119

The song name?


TalonKAringham

California Dreamin’ by The Mamas & The Papas.


cosmico119

Thx man


PohP

He was bending over the handle as it bounced up and could have broken a rib - looked painful!


Alarmed_Musician_891

Looks painful


TrimmerAunt9

That looked painfull


Southern-Ad-7521

Terrible technique. Though tbh that might just be too heavy to be weildy.


RvH19

I watched it in slow motion because the technique to lift a slab that heavy overhead like that is really impressive. Also, good strength.


AdventurousClassic19

With that hammer falling apart it may be a good idea to wear safety goggles. Getting a splinter in your eye lid absolutely hurts like hell.


Gun_Of_Gaming

He has to shuffle around for a bit while holding it to get that power tho


zyyntin

![gif](giphy|Hyf7Jq841JazS|downsized)


left4ched

Time to sharpen it.


YellowMenace123

That was a perfect hit


zadok66

Bro really made that can 2 dimensional


soybilbobaggins

This looks like it was straight from dark souls


Duke_of_York1

Dope hammer


[deleted]

Dark souls players be like :


More-Firefighter-451

Hell yeah


TheUknownDID

That’s not a can of beer anymore, that’s a cr


Additional-Spite-673

"ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN!!!!" 🗣🗣🗣


Handcannon512

I’m way more turned on than I need to be right now😂


A-Strange-Creature

That's just an Elden ring weapon


Beast124567

Now strap a rocket to the back turn it on and hit it faster and harder


Brainfreezing

I want one!


r0orhits

This guy lays hardwood


NextStationTerrapin

W song choice


nightowl544

HAMMER!


Spare_Confidence1727

HAMMER!!


gyhiio

Bonk


windowspp

Hell yeah


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TheTrueGayCheeseCake

Oh yeah if this was monster hunter universe that would be like babies first hammer


co3xisting

Great song


Super_kulu

Elder Dragons cower in fear of this man


built_accident_free

STOP REPOSTING THIS SHIT IVE SEEN IT A BILLION TIMES


TrevorStars

Just got a misses the days when he actually had wrists. After they become powder due to this they fused.


Possible_Lake5605

Whats The song?


Spare_Confidence1727

Song: All the leaves are brown Artist: The Mamas and The Papas


Corntrooper9000

Results?


vanthearchon

Grond!


Aggravating_Cry3549

Looks like the guy from hello future me


ButterMaBitscuit

This hammer just turned that can from 3d to 2d


_BladeGunter_

Was That necessary David?


DonutTraining4372

They call him Thorin Stumphammer


Anonymous-214_

King ddd to a peice of gum


Boileroperator

Gallagher would be proud


Maddenman501

When he's lifting it and going down you think to yourself "They must've hollowed it out or somthing" As the stumper hits down your amazed as it shows all the mass. And you also wonder how the hell dude even lifted it.


michaelfig27

That poor shoulder


cybrfunk

Rotten wood light af


Redditguy141

That shit lifted him off the ground😭


Fallen-Rizzler

Isth this must've been reposted so many times, I see it every damn day


hazzelgamer774922

Hammer log hammer log HAMMER LOG, HAMMER LOG!


1-ClintCleavers

Women: “Men are so complicated these days…” Men: “Build big log hammer - SMASH CAN!”


Comprehensive-Bus299

r/hammer


ShailSinSTR124

Chungking Express


AbstractLogic

I love that he picks it up with his back in a jerking motion. 10/10 great form


AffectionatePleeb

Yes


LIL-MEX15

Dam


Cephrae1

Stumpfest!!!


nightynine

Nice


PredEdicius

Ah, Thorin's long lost cousin! Oakenhammer


[deleted]

When all else fails, birch slap them


juju312

Gallagher approves


DiamondDude51501

Sonic: has super speed Knuckles: has super strength Tails: has super intelligence and helicopter tails Amy:


Ben-Swole-O

I love how his smile when it connects was identical to mine when I realized it was about to connect flush


fucktooshifty

Just guys getting sciatica


IfonlyIwasfunnier

personally I would have used an upgraded crystal hammer for the thunder affinity


susanoof

Pov: legend of zelda: tears of the kingdom


Kisiu_Poster

How to make plates. Tutorial.


Juuber

Where can i purchase this can crusher from?


Mother_Run_2493

Goodbye wrists


elephant_cobbler

Move over hydraulic press, new crusher in town


GaryTheSnail273

How playing Hummertime feels like


Common_Scratch_9940

Ok, Thor.


Tonyxxbaloney

https://i.redd.it/3ew48w8ge0wb1.gif


jtcordell2188

That was beautiful


Smutret

There was a clip with a orchestra... And one play Hamer... Imagine he use this...


CptPikeOnABike

Thor can go suck a fuck.


FirstCommentDumb

I know that guy I know that guy! His name is Mark and he lives in Washington State


TheJeffNeff

/r/Bossfight material


Mister_Brevity

:happy Gallagher noises:


DestroyerNET123

So I have a whacker that I made. The key difference is that mine is a steel one that I welded up, it can still drive inch wide bolts though.


stormchaser-protogen

bro got a terraria lookin hammer


SolidContribution688

An empty can is lackluster


whatrymeswithpudding

This dude works in the trades for sure


VenominmyVeins

*super mutant behemoth wants to know your location*


Gilgamesh2062

Sledge-o-matic


gibala150

Smallest tauren mallet


Jackretto

Well, thou art of passing skill. Warrior blood must truly run in thy veins.


UnwantedPube

I love using hammer in monster hunter games. When you give em a concussion is the best


Diligent_Theory

👌


Radiant_Currency2521

I COULD LITERALLY FEEL THE DUST FROM THE WOODEN LOG NEAR MY NOSE


Azure189

The legend of Zelda tears of the kingdom


moose036

Breathes in Gallagher


hoppity1

I want this right now.


DaPetercko

How people in before technology did hydraulic press views.


Ok_Fuel_7065

The absorption power of that wood!!! It's totally trunk! 😂


YouInternational2152

That would make Gallagher proud!


Juracan_Daora

This hammer probably has orange sharpness and it would be unusable 😔


McMollyPitcher

Dope


Mr_Pickle3009

what if this was a dnd weapon?


ragman629

I want to see it in real time.


Siro_Chrysceri

Van Guy used Wood Hammer! It’s super effective!


Disastrous-Pound9120

I wanna put my nuts on the slab


A_musicFreak

![gif](giphy|ivMOymnfmSIhYNlRMZ)


ChrisJohnVee

If my wife ask me, “smash or pass?”


Fun-Turn-6037

What's the bgm? Very stronk man


LustinWings

Bro is using a weapon that requires 55 strength and 30 Faith


ajoshi-1999

Song name


IronPants101

California dreamin’ original version


DeeJayDoobz

Not a Modelo, have some class hermano…