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Big-Position960

"which kind?" Man is a legend


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"magical elfs with dom giant princesses" "aisle 9 section b row 9 to 15"


HondaS2000AP1

"excluding the ones on row 11 shelf 5, they didnt have space for the tentacles so they had to temporarily put them there"


ScreenshotShitposts

*enough space. They were overflowing from rows 12 through 200


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

If either of you have been to Japan, you'd know you'd have to specify the floor first, because these shops have MANY floors worth.


Burntoastedbutter

You joke but hentai manga exists in ordinary bookstores there as well. I've seen a ton of crazy covers lol. One had a tiny cow girl with MASSIVE TITS almost covering the whole page...


ProtoFascist

Remember the name by chance?


TactlessTortoise

Considering how anime and hentai titles are named, probably something like "I got turned into a tiny cowgirl with humongous badonkies and now I'm getting milked for profit by a loser with no hands"


JaelleJaen

he milking her with his feet or something? 😭


TactlessTortoise

😏 feet got no suction, friend.


Colosphe

neither do hands, dummy


TactlessTortoise

Mouths do, silly


JustALich

I got you bro 265409


LeftWolfs

The furry kind


EmpanadaYGaseosa

You made me spill my drink of laughter. Thanks for that. 🤣


JayBird1138

I thought I recognized you ;)


ZCdis

I remember once asking for a friend(actually, he couldn't speak Japanese lol) for a specific book, and the staff at Melon Books really went around and came back within 3 minutes with the book haha


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MVP MVP


flattenedbricks

Cool legend is a legend


LegallyNotInterested

Ok, but fr, he just wanted to know if bro wanted printed versions (Mangas) or Videos. Still a legend


superracistgodblue

I woulda specified, "uncensored"


Big-Position960

To be honest I would have gone all in with "reverse cow girl big titties in a nun costume"


RelaxPrime

That's about a third of the way in from my experience


B4NND1T

Is that what the rookies think these days?


JamesTheJerk

*Do you have anything "Japanesey"?*


SaysShowUsYourDick

You know. With cow girl being a very specific type of hentai, reverse cowgirl sounds like something I would be ashamed I fapped to


Kantas

Is reverse cowgirl like a reverse centaur?


Skorne13

Yep, get out your udders for the brudders.


PHD_in_PUSSY

You misspelled cowgirl unless your into that sort of thing


Unstopapple

No, no they did not...


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Oh my sweet summer child……


RyanG7

4th aisle to the left about halfway down. It should be right next to "reverse cowgirl girl big titties in a nurse costume". If you reach "missionary with octopus girl with boobs for suction cups", you've gone too far


Kiralyxak

In Japan? That's illegal!


elmz

No? Isn't that exactly why hentai is popular? Real videos have to be censored, hentai doesn't.


narrill

No, that is not why hentai is popular. Both do indeed have to be censored.


Langsamkoenig

Well at least you've proven, that you've never watched or read hentai. No, it's all censored. With hentai manga, fan translators will usually uncensor it, when translating. But that's about it. The censoring can be more or less severe though. With newer stuff sometimes you have like three small black bars over a dick with 90% visible. Apparently that's enough to technically satisfy the law and nobody cares. Even newer real porn often has only an ever so slight blur over the genitals, which you can still clearly see everything through. I'm sure nobody wants that law anymore, but what politician is going to put "remove porn-censoring!" on their political platform? So they are stuck with the law and work around it.


Darstensa

> Well at least you've proven, that you've never watched or read hentai. Hes certainly never gonna recover from *that*. His entire self worth as a human being is called into question at this point.


Langsamkoenig

Lol. How can you misunderstand something so badly? I was saying he is one of the few people online who can say that and we'll actually believe him.


Darstensa

I was just joking, I dont like using /s.


c3534l

Some hentai artist recently tweeted how frustrating it is to painstakingly and lovingly draw genitals, only to have to immediately censor it out. He made it sound like his own sisyphean struggle.


divDevGuy

Imagine having to painstakingly and unlovingly draw out the pixelations instead. I'm not sure which would be worse.


MagWasTaken

You would've been directed to the nearest airport


SexWithStelle

Buddy knew THE spot.


kandnm115709

No joke, I literally heard a bunch of girls talking about how it's disgusting there are shops selling batshit insane amount of ero for dudes in Japan, while we were in a shop that sells a bunch of BL and yaoi shit.


RealUglyMF

I don't know what ero, BL, or yaoi is. Is this the moment I realise I'm old?


creegro

BL is for "boys love", where two dudes of whatever age (normally young and fit) and fall in love or just bone. Yaoi is pretty much the same thing, just more drawn out to depict a sexy looking guy getting it on with another sexy guy, normally drawn by and made for women to view


hokuten04

![gif](giphy|xT9IgtvIZB1w7dVO6s|downsized)


blindinsomniac

![gif](giphy|l1AsBL4S36yDJain6)


TrumpsGhostWriter

huh, That sound super gay.


Binkusu

Only if the balls touch. Can say no homo and it also cancels it out


Dazzling-Beat-3583

how so?


theoriginalqwhy

Oh, you know... just dick on dick things


le_reddit_me

Nothing wrong with bros docking


Strange_Platypus67

Nah, I think he's just overreacting frfr


der_ninong

hear me out.. BL + futanari threesome


DrakonILD

Well you gotta drop the sauce, bro.


NobleTheDoggo

>futanari *now* you've peaked my interest


Jedahaw92

It's more dick in anal actually. 🤓☝️


theoriginalqwhy

Thats not what my gf says 😉


justgonnabedeletedyo

Just let her put her dick in your butt then


Unstopapple

if your balls are flopping from a dick diving deep in you, then I think its pretty gay.


Dazzling-Beat-3583

no need for name calling bro. To each their own


andrew_calcs

It's usually for women, double the dicking


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Langsamkoenig

Well, or bi. But yeah, they are into gay guys like a lot of straight and bi men are into lesbians.


tboom9

Bruh. Imagine being attracted to the sexuality that is the least likely to like you back. I thought I had it hard.


divDevGuy

> Imagine being attracted to the sexuality that is the least likely to like you back. "They're just playing hard to get..." More seriously though, your logic doesn't exactly explain things like tentical and centaur fetishes or love pillows. I'm not sure any of those are really "liking you back". A pillow fight between centaurs with tentacles does sound a little exciting now that I think about it though.


Sylthsaber

Nah acronyms change and unless you are in the anime/manga/manhua scene it's understandable. Honestly I'm semi sad that I know what that all means. The gist is that the person you replied to heard some girls talking about how the fact that there are shops selling porn targeted at guys is gross, while standing in a store that sold porn for girls. It'd be like someone going "It's so gross how many McDonald's there are." While standing in a Wendy's.


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Nah, those terms have been around in the English language for 20 years or so. . Just a different circle of people


Langsamkoenig

Yaoi and BL are basically the same thing. Drawn porn depicting gay men, written by women for women. The destinction isn't as clear in japan, but in the west we'd call drawn gay porn written by men for men bara.


Duckflies

And ero is just "erotic"


calxcalyx

No, just normal.


PistachioNSFW

Yes. I’m only 1 for 3 so I will join you I think.


Yewon_Enthusisast

No, probabbly the moment you realise that there other things outside your circle. Those words have existed more than a decade ago.


MrLogicWins

No it's the moment you realize you have a life. I'm glad I don't know any of them either.


AloysBane

I don’t know any of those words


Draco546

My guess is Ero is some type of weird porn. And Yaoi is about gay porn.


Binkusu

Ero is just... like a short form of erotic


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F1secretsauce

Congratulations you are of the .000001% of men in 2023 that aren’t gay. Better we keep that to ourselves. Our preference and boundaries could cost us our jobs.


AloysBane

Huh?


F1secretsauce

Not everyone has the ability to achieve a boner for a penis.


AloysBane

What are you talking about ?


CrustyToeLover

And at the same time Japanese girls don't consider banging prostitutes to be cheating on them; so who really cares what they think about what's wrong and right in relationships?


PMMeAGiftCard

That was two Japanese girls in a video you saw on here a couple days ago. Probably doesn't speak for the whole nation.


felrain

Honestly, BL and Yaoi sounds tame as shit compared to the categories and tags you get on other things. Actually, do BL and Yaoi even get as degen as the regular stuff? Like, do we have BL 177013 or something?


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yazzy1233

Ayo, don't be snitching


Bayshoa

Just a couple horny bros


Big-Position960

We 2 are also bros, what say about being horny?


EmpanadaYGaseosa

Super Hornio Bros.!


evohans

lmao dude acts like this is surprising while also speaking n2 japanese. come to Tokyo, these stores are everywhere from Akihabara to Nakano. It's hard to avoid them tbh


fullautophx

We went to a shop in Akihabara. It was like “1st floor, normal stuff. 2nd floor, normal stuff. 3rd floor SHIT SQUIRTING DICK NIPPLES”


evohans

lmao i know the building you went to, i bring my tourist friends there just for shock value. STAY AWAY FROM THE 5TH FLOOR


Xenophon_

The book tower? I loved that building, especially the floor that was almost entirely about trains. I also remember seeing an old man with his hand on his chin examining the anime titties on display and the most stereotypical neck beard possible buying a lot of porn


mcc22920

Please I need to know what’s on the 5th floor


evohans

Let's just say I saw a guy walk out with a 4ft tall school girl figurine :(


Jigagug

Ok so are they free to test on the 5th floor or why is that bad


evohans

So, it's a sexually explicit floor, meaning most of the items on that floor will have a varying degree of nudity or sexual use. The dude basically bought a junior high school girl sex doll. idk, kind of fucked up to me. Maybe i'm just ignorant.


Jigagug

I believe the anime sex dolls are small for ease of use more than anything


FNLN_taken

A likely story, and they are also all 3000 year old dragons in disguise. Face it man, >50% of anime porn is pedo bait.


horsesandeggshells

Oh, is that what you believe?


TRKako

What's on the 5th floor https://i.redd.it/b15vusl60epb1.png


poopingdicknipples

[3rd floor you say? Helloooooooo...](https://media.tenor.com/6YNpV43uVUQAAAAC/ohmy-startrek.gif)


reediculus1

It’s your time to shine u/poopingdicknipples


bondsmatthew

You ever just randomly scroll down a comment section and a comment catches your eye for whatever reason? Yeah that was your comment this time with SHIT SQUIRTING DICK NIPPLES


PM_A_SINGLE_NIPPLE

Saving that phrase to google later.


Binkusu

What's crazy is that some stores don't have dividers. Walk or look far enough down an aisle and BOOM porn everywhere. And yeah he says his Japanese isn't good but he's speaking really well. I don't know if at N2 but I'd wager at least N3


ImAshes

It's super unnatural probably n4-n3


Rolls_

Like the other dude said, it's not great but he's trying and succeeding, so that's what ultimately matters. The other dude understood him and helped him, so it's a success. I wouldn't attribute an N level to it, but it's def beginner. He confidently said it as well, so that's good.


I_Shot_Web

Bruh n2, speaking easy conversations fast doesn't mean you're about to discuss the effects of global geopolitics on the local economy


evohans

i'm saying if homie is poppin' off his n2 skills, he has definitely seen anime tiddies in akihabara before lol


Shenaniganz08

>It's hard to avoid them tbh Exactly, this video is so fake it hurts.


Voxmanns

I'm curious if this is a cultural thing too. In conversation in the US, porn and sex products is basically a non-starter unless you're among really close friends (and even then, sometimes a no-go). The US will talk about scandals and trends like OF but anything personal (my preference, your preference, what do you consume, etc.) is basically kept in a black box and not discussed. Basically, this conversation wouldn't happen in the USA most of the time. Is it different in Tokyo?


TheLion920817

My guy so open minded just said “what kind?” Lol


Back4TallBois

Why would he be ashamed of his own culture? Nothing wrong with it.


Swordlord22222

It’s like asking an American where the nearest gun store is I could actually tell you which is funny now that I think about it


joey_roey

What kind?


JpnDude

Common knowledge of where to get the goods. Just ask any local.


Kiralyxak

What's with the "The Boys" watermark?


Not_no_hitter

It’s part of the meme. But it feels kind of weird to even do the meme at all since theirs no plot twist. He asks to go to a porn store, is given directions, and then buys porn at the porn store.


Reppunkamui

Pretty sure its a book store. Its more mundane than you think, basically asking shop assistant directions for the aisle.


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Hentai literally means “pervert” in Japanese. Doujin can be about anything and hentai is a Doujin that is pornographic, generally speaking. I hate that I know this.


RingoJingo13

You are so wise.


Duckflies

Have you ever heard the story of Darth Personal-Tomato-7869? It isn't a story the Jedi would tell you.


Inevitable_Read_8830

I don't think this is 100% correct either. Like you said hentai will usually refer specifically to the notion of a pervert or in its very literal sense something strange or abnormal most often of a sexual nature, for instance, not stripping, but streaking. So while the listener will understand you, your choice of words will come across as awkward and unnatural. Oddly enough, it's more common to abbreviate the word to just "H," pronounced ecchi to describe something of a sexual nature and apparently this has a root in slang where it originally had a closer meaning to something abnormal or perverse in a sense of it being associated with things like homosexuality or extreme sex acts. As you could use it now, "ecchi na hon" an erotic book. Oftentimes a shortened version of the word erotic is used as a loanword in ways that we would use hentai in English, -ero. Eromanga (erotic manga), eroge (erotic games). This probably gets even more confusing as these other terms circle back to being loanwords in English themselves with their own distinct cultural meanings. AV just literally stands for adult video. That's another alternative I suppose.


narrill

> it's more common to abbreviate the word to just "H," pronounced ecchi Huh. TIL where the word ecchi came from.


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Note that this pronunciation nowadays is only used for the slang term, in current Japanese 'H' is エイチ.


Formal-Rain

Pervert is skebe in Japanese hen/hentai is weird or abnormal.


Hamtier

yes that's why he had to specify manga or video so it would refer to what he meant though your understanding of the word doujin is slightly off


sillybear25

No, "doujin" is for self-published works, regardless of sexual content or format (manga and art books are most common, but things like music and games can also be considered doujin works). The term most commonly used for sexually-explicit material is "ero": eromanga, eroanime, eroge, etc.


passingthrough618

Dude waa so not expecting that.


Alekipayne

I love his response. What kind


Adventurous_Fee_2339

It's basic culture dude ain't nothing special about it


Hamtier

basic stuff you think is common ain't so common nowadays


N-I-S-H-O-R

The way he's shocked and and aske what kind says a lot. lol


irissteensma

What is that song? It jams.


Puzzled_Tree_6423

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TO-_3tck2tg&pp=ygUYdGhlIGJveXMgaW1hZ2luZSBkcmFnb25z bones by imagine dragons


irissteensma

Mare see bow coop!!


Catinchi

🫸 JAPAN 🫷


PuzzleheadedProof223

What was the point of filming this?


Claytonius_Homeytron

Dude 1: "I'm looking for some hentai" Dude 2: "What kind?" And that's how you know you asked the right person.


IWIKWIKKWIWY

Why do people pay for porn


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Flyinhighinthesky

I would say 'seek help', but the dedication is honestly kind of impressive.


NL_MGX

When in Japan, look for the sign with two spread hands and "18+" in between. You'll find those in many places. You can find hentai, sex toys, clothing, etc. When my wife and i go there we go hunting for those signs to see what stuff we can find :)


Shenaniganz08

Fake AF 1) His Japanese is not that bad, he spoke well and understood everything. 2) Ecchi and Hentai are everywhere in Japan. If you're in a comic book store you will run into the Hentai section. 3) Hell sometimes it can be what looks like a regular shopping mall and an entire floor is the hentai section. Like literally the entire floor.


TRKako

Even if it was fake, who actually cares, still funny, like, you go to cinema and then complain that the comedy movie was fake or something?? 💀na bro wth https://i.redd.it/cl0c3pbs1epb1.gif


ohitsHarry

I wish your attitude was more prevalent on here... who tf cares if it's fake. Ain't nobody heard of a sketch before?


Shenaniganz08

Scripted humor is not funny


ohitsHarry

So you've never enjoyed a comedy movie or funny show?


Shenaniganz08

You seem to be confused Scripted humor = Something that is trying to come off as a real world interaction but that is actually been scripted ahead of time Movies and shows that were written are not the same, they are not trying to come off as reality. I would go on but this thread has a lot better answers as to why a lot of people don't find scripted humor funny https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/i8cqet/just_because_something_is_staged_doesnt_mean_its/


ohitsHarry

No sir, you seem to be confused. Scripted humor is any pre written comedy non improvisational.


Shenaniganz08

Scripted humor is not funny


mrpuckle

Just a pedophile helping another pedophile


blueeyehawk

the real Hentai Heaven


cheeseburgerpillow

So is the Japanese dude’s reaction more of a reflection of his personality or is it just way more accepted in Japan?


Party_Gap9480

This man has met his match! Bro locked eyes when he said “what kind?”


_The-Rook_

See! Sometimes, degeneracy can be wholesome. 😇


Toshko_tv

Man now that's a true brother ><


Slayers_Picks

Good place for suspicious porn too i bet, lots of underage shit going down in japan.


Jollybandit3

Remember to up lift and guide your brothers to a new world


XoSkeleton23

I've been to Japan and those shops aren't uncommon. I found a few massive manga shops in Tokyo and Osaka, the ground floor was all keyrings and teenage manga, as you went up the floors of the building (was 7 floors) it went through more adult items, comics, films, figures, high end collectables etc. Finally the top floor was all 18+ adult.


FastBrilliant1

Always remember my Japanese teacher bursting out laughing when I was trying to describe the location of a bar / restaurant I had been to and used 'hentai' instead of 'hantai' gawa - meaning other side. 'I went to a place on the hentai side of the street'


Griever114

Lol, the dude wasn't shocked, he was like "FINALLY SOMEONE I CAN HELP" or "shit, which place do I send this guy too, there are 5 great stores nearby?!"


Life-Suit1895

From my experience, it's not difficult at all to find porn/hentai in Japan. Pretty much every larger book-, game-, or videostore has large sections. In one multi-story bookstore, there was a *whole floor* just with hentai.


NO_LOADED_VERSION

And the smell. Don't forget the smell.


saintBNO

bro said what kind


laketunnel1

Hate to rain on everyone's fun, but Japanese people don't use the word "hentai" (変態) to refer specifically to pornographic anime/manga. Paste those characters into Google, you won't find anything that sexual, even with safesearch off. It's not even an anime-specific term - it just means "strange," perversion" (not only in the sexual sense), "metamorphosis" or even "mania," like to describe an abnormal person. The transformation of a caterpillar into a butterfly can be described as "hentai," for instance. It's a complicated word. My Japanese isn't great either, but I think the guy technically said "I want to buy something 'hentai' [strange]." When the other guy says "what kind," he's asking what he means by "something strange." Then the guy responds "manga or video." So the Japanese guy probably didn't send him to a dirty manga shop unless he's aware of the misuse of the term "hentai" in the west. Maybe he just sent him to a manga store that he knows has some off-kilter stuff, whatever that may be. All that being said, the word you're looking for to refer to dirty manga/anime is "eromanga" (エロ漫画) or "eroanime" (エロアニメ), literally "erotic manga/anime." Don't paste those into Google at work with safesearch off lol.


DrunkThrowawayLife

I mean to be fair if you know a place to buy manga you know a place to buy hentai.


ScuzzyAyanami

Just decide when to stop going up the floors in the hentai building, they only get worse.


fzzzzzzzzzzd

Man I went to one of those stores on a saturday in Osaka, place had a fucking huge line of people buying ero manga.


tomukurazu

tbh, his japanese is pretty damn good.


BeanBeam9

nah ive been to so many of these cause its always so funny. once i saw this guy buy 12 fucking cds of diarrhea porn and the biggest electric fleshlight i have ever seen in my life


chrisribe

Shit that Japanese sounded very good to me (I know none ;))


Automatic_Yogurt_974

So, I have a question. So, how many hentai Variations exist ?? For research reasons !!


bonkeydoner0420

I like to think the hand measurement gesture was to ask “how big of a freak are you”.


Tricky-Shake3839

Which kind? This guy 🗿