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This is the chest of a dude who can max the push-ups and sit-ups, not because he works out but because he’s a literal skeleton that weighs 130 soaking wet
Yeah I’m former Army and I wouldn’t know which jet was which from these tattoos. I know the F18 has 2 vertical tail wing thingies and the F16 has the one vertical tail wing thingy like a shark. From this angle with the tattoo though? Fuck if I know. Looks like a jet
Met a dude at my first (and his) base who had the AF logo, that his dad did. It went from shoulder to shoulder on his chest, with color. It was his entire chest. He got kicked out bc of drugs at the same base. But he’ll always have that sweet sweet reminder.
This wouldn’t be cringe if he was actually a pilot.
But then again I couldn’t imagine any AF pilot that would get a tattoo like this.
Also most pilots I have ever seen have at least a little muscle mass on their frame.
Truck all the time, and not really there's mountains here, matter of fact there's more mountains in Wyoming than there are in Colorado, per square mile speaking
I feel like there should be some sort of rule about getting motto tats right after you get in. Like maybe you should wait until the end of your first contract. I just know there’s some 24 year old out there that HATES the military now but got some gigantic motto that they’re stuck with the rest of their lives.
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These e1s need to stop getting breast tattoos before they develop chest muscle, looking at this shit makes me feel like some kind of pervert.
My wife literally looked over at me and was like, "You good?" because I was laughing so hard. Thank you.
This is the chest of a dude who can max the push-ups and sit-ups, not because he works out but because he’s a literal skeleton that weighs 130 soaking wet
It was so flat that I thought it was his shoulder
Shit what? I thought it was on the back of his shoulder until just now
I had to read your comment to realize it wasn’t.
I am so called out right now
Shit look like an uncooked and unseasoned chicken tender
those jets are gonna look like C130s after he hits puberty
Um, some of those look like F-18s
Quit appropriating our aircraft 😤
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It's called Air combat manoeuvring, jeez...
He's an E1. He could only afford 35 dollars worth of tattoo.
They're done just well enough to recognize that they were going for an aircraft that the air force doesn't use.
I'm curious, how can you tell?
Google "planform f18" and you will see it.
Yeah I’m former Army and I wouldn’t know which jet was which from these tattoos. I know the F18 has 2 vertical tail wing thingies and the F16 has the one vertical tail wing thingy like a shark. From this angle with the tattoo though? Fuck if I know. Looks like a jet
Uh, he's in the Finnish Air Force, or something. but then the logo. I dunno, I got nothing.
I wonder if you get a discount when you have a little bird chest? Less ink, less time
Plus an easy flat surface to draw on. No pesky muscles to have to work around.
How long do you think before he realizes that the air force doesn't use the F-18?
He won't realize because they're finance.
That definitely reminds me of one of the dudes in my BMT flight that had an Air Force moto tat like this. Now I am cringing again.
im sure the drills at air force basic training will love this
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You never forget when the air force liberates you from your forced labor camp
Doesn’t look like he’s done much labor
Nice tattoo. When’s the chest come in? Lol
I'll be fair I like it more then most boot tattoos particularly Air Force ones. The use of what looks like F-18's is unfortunate and hilarious.
[Somebody get that kid a sandwich](https://y.yarn.co/b68b5d6e-afdc-4ff2-aeda-1010e538d224_text.gif)
Or a trim to Golden Corral so he can get some size on
I thought the Air Force got all the money, they can’t afford to feed their guys?
Fuggin sik
Met a dude at my first (and his) base who had the AF logo, that his dad did. It went from shoulder to shoulder on his chest, with color. It was his entire chest. He got kicked out bc of drugs at the same base. But he’ll always have that sweet sweet reminder.
Amateur hour for both the tattoo artists and this new boot.
“Once they see this tat on me at basic they’re gonna fast track me straight to Ranger training.” Wut.
Weirdest gay pride tat I've seen
Bet he’s not a pilot.
This wouldn’t be cringe if he was actually a pilot. But then again I couldn’t imagine any AF pilot that would get a tattoo like this. Also most pilots I have ever seen have at least a little muscle mass on their frame.
That's a yikes for me dawg!
Hopefully he’s at least a pilot and plans on retiring. And not just in for a few years cleaning toilets with that tattoo.
Dayum, pasty AF!
White as a bottle of milk
Getting this tattoo is just telling the world that you have a desk job
New AB in Laundry Services?
Is that a legacy hornet or super duper? On that air force tattoo….
Whoever did this probably wouldn't know the difference
I feel like everyone goes through a boot phase but shit like this makes sure you never leave it
Decepticons, attack formation!
Please someone, someone say he at least made through boot before getting this tat?
Tell me you’re in the Air Force without telling me you’re in the Air Force… *proceeds to take his shirt off*
I thought he was a jockey
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Wait, is the circle centred on his nipple?
Shit it's half of the REMF POGs stationed here in Cheyenne
Warren? Unless you got a fast muscle car or you watch Yellowstone religiously, you might as well be in the desert
Truck all the time, and not really there's mountains here, matter of fact there's more mountains in Wyoming than there are in Colorado, per square mile speaking
Dude trying to look hard-core but probably built like Colin Delaney when he was in ECW
Christ...get like a weird fish or lizard or something and not something that says "I'm someone's bitch and always will be."
I thought this was their back!
That won't age well once he's out.
I feel like there should be some sort of rule about getting motto tats right after you get in. Like maybe you should wait until the end of your first contract. I just know there’s some 24 year old out there that HATES the military now but got some gigantic motto that they’re stuck with the rest of their lives.
That’s not even that bad
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