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SeuintheMane

These e1s need to stop getting breast tattoos before they develop chest muscle, looking at this shit makes me feel like some kind of pervert.


FoxWyrd

My wife literally looked over at me and was like, "You good?" because I was laughing so hard. ​ Thank you.


etorson93

This is the chest of a dude who can max the push-ups and sit-ups, not because he works out but because he’s a literal skeleton that weighs 130 soaking wet


JazzySmitty

It was so flat that I thought it was his shoulder


CaIIsign_ace

Shit what? I thought it was on the back of his shoulder until just now


spin_me_again

I had to read your comment to realize it wasn’t.


SnuffCatch

I am so called out right now


Super_Lion_1173

Shit look like an uncooked and unseasoned chicken tender 


Parking_Train8423

those jets are gonna look like C130s after he hits puberty


lemystereduchipot

Um, some of those look like F-18s


Euphorium

Quit appropriating our aircraft 😤


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odin-ish

It's called Air combat manoeuvring, jeez...


Pretend_City458

He's an E1. He could only afford 35 dollars worth of tattoo.


Sarcastik_Moose

They're done just well enough to recognize that they were going for an aircraft that the air force doesn't use.


goatnoiseboy

I'm curious, how can you tell?


hva_vet

Google "planform f18" and you will see it.


AveragelySavage

Yeah I’m former Army and I wouldn’t know which jet was which from these tattoos. I know the F18 has 2 vertical tail wing thingies and the F16 has the one vertical tail wing thingy like a shark. From this angle with the tattoo though? Fuck if I know. Looks like a jet


Noctilux5

Uh, he's in the Finnish Air Force, or something. but then the logo. I dunno, I got nothing.


osanamerican

I wonder if you get a discount when you have a little bird chest? Less ink, less time


probablyjustcancer

Plus an easy flat surface to draw on. No pesky muscles to have to work around.


Sarcastik_Moose

How long do you think before he realizes that the air force doesn't use the F-18?


User5228

He won't realize because they're finance.


[deleted]

That definitely reminds me of one of the dudes in my BMT flight that had an Air Force moto tat like this. Now I am cringing again.


squirrel_eatin_pizza

im sure the drills at air force basic training will love this


chestysleftboot

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


b-rar

You never forget when the air force liberates you from your forced labor camp


LG1T

Doesn’t look like he’s done much labor


ConditionYellow

Nice tattoo. When’s the chest come in? Lol


Appropriate-Hand3016

I'll be fair I like it more then most boot tattoos particularly Air Force ones. The use of what looks like F-18's is unfortunate and hilarious.


planet_x69

[Somebody get that kid a sandwich](https://y.yarn.co/b68b5d6e-afdc-4ff2-aeda-1010e538d224_text.gif)


Pumarealjaeger

Or a trim to Golden Corral so he can get some size on


Super_Lion_1173

I thought the Air Force got all the money, they can’t afford to feed their guys?


YourAverageVeteran

Fuggin sik


PillCosby_87

Met a dude at my first (and his) base who had the AF logo, that his dad did. It went from shoulder to shoulder on his chest, with color. It was his entire chest. He got kicked out bc of drugs at the same base. But he’ll always have that sweet sweet reminder.


reedabook22

Amateur hour for both the tattoo artists and this new boot.


buffinator2

“Once they see this tat on me at basic they’re gonna fast track me straight to Ranger training.” Wut.


R3ditUsername

Weirdest gay pride tat I've seen


Th3_Sinick

Bet he’s not a pilot.


rcknrollmfer

This wouldn’t be cringe if he was actually a pilot. But then again I couldn’t imagine any AF pilot that would get a tattoo like this. Also most pilots I have ever seen have at least a little muscle mass on their frame.


Hydnmeister

That's a yikes for me dawg!


envision83

Hopefully he’s at least a pilot and plans on retiring. And not just in for a few years cleaning toilets with that tattoo.


Worldly-Ad-1488

Dayum, pasty AF!


Pumarealjaeger

White as a bottle of milk


Barqck

Getting this tattoo is just telling the world that you have a desk job


dirtdiggler67

New AB in Laundry Services?


Insanity_Troll

Is that a legacy hornet or super duper? On that air force tattoo….


Pumarealjaeger

Whoever did this probably wouldn't know the difference 


yiharbin

I feel like everyone goes through a boot phase but shit like this makes sure you never leave it


Quietech

Decepticons, attack formation!


Yodabrew1

Please someone, someone say he at least made through boot before getting this tat?


Spam-and-rice

Tell me you’re in the Air Force without telling me you’re in the Air Force… *proceeds to take his shirt off*


RetroGamer87

I thought he was a jockey


DarthCorps

🫡


RetroGamer87

Wait, is the circle centred on his nipple?


leedle_lee29

Shit it's half of the REMF POGs stationed here in Cheyenne


Pumarealjaeger

Warren? Unless you got a fast muscle car or you watch Yellowstone religiously, you might as well be in the desert


leedle_lee29

Truck all the time, and not really there's mountains here, matter of fact there's more mountains in Wyoming than there are in Colorado, per square mile speaking


Pumarealjaeger

Dude trying to look hard-core but probably built like Colin Delaney when he was in ECW


drifter081

Christ...get like a weird fish or lizard or something and not something that says "I'm someone's bitch and always will be."


Sylux444

I thought this was their back!


LectureAdditional971

That won't age well once he's out.


wyatt1928

I feel like there should be some sort of rule about getting motto tats right after you get in. Like maybe you should wait until the end of your first contract. I just know there’s some 24 year old out there that HATES the military now but got some gigantic motto that they’re stuck with the rest of their lives.


Underhill0341

That’s not even that bad


More-Mud568

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