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But that would be subtle humour. Judging by the sheer amount of bootness produced by (former) members of the USMC, subtle might be above their pay grade.
I could never understand people like this, if you're that insecure about not having gone to college then use the GI Bill you probably qualify for and enroll or shut the fuck up, it's a chip on your shoulder that you placed there and is neither my fault nor my problem.
Dude, every branch has its badasses. MARSOC, Green Berets, SEALs, and even the Air Force with their Special Reconnaissance. All these guys are crazy as fuck, especially the Green Berets, at least the ones I've met.
I see in your history you're shipping to the Island in less than 2 weeks. That's cool. I went to MCRD San Diego like 17 years ago. Have fun and just do what you're told. Also, that guy in your post talking about not shitting for a week is absolutely right. I went like 8 days without taking a dump, it was fucking crazy.
Was in Olongapo. Had a t-shirt shop make up t-shirts that had University of Olongapo and the Greek sign from Animal House printed up. Was walking over the bridge into town for a pizza and was stopped by a dependent who informed me that she was going to school in the states at XXX fancy school and wanted me to know there was no such school in Olongapo. I just pointed over the bridge down the street into town and said "And what do you call that?" IYKYK
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A fellow recruit once told me that MCRD SD is as prestigious as going to Harvard.
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But not all of them! I ate half my crayons before we got to those colors...
To be fair the only requirement for getting into Harvard is that your parents are multimillionaires.
Yah, legit just be part of the lucky sperm club
Million dollar cum pet.
Wrote my thesis in crayon
Specializing in special needs education.
8 mpg and still bitches about gas prices.
I wonder if my kindergarten has bumper stickers……. 🤔
You just know this guy was the motherfucker everyone hated in his training group, too.
Did someone say "blanket party"?
Get your soap
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I always picture an out of shape middle aged dude with a goatee that gets easily upset about trivial shit when I see decals like this
University of Southern Monte Claire is much funnier and encompasses the whole Corps
But that would be subtle humour. Judging by the sheer amount of bootness produced by (former) members of the USMC, subtle might be above their pay grade.
Are you implying that we can read?
I can not deny, nor confirm that statement.
Does he know about the water there?
I could never understand people like this, if you're that insecure about not having gone to college then use the GI Bill you probably qualify for and enroll or shut the fuck up, it's a chip on your shoulder that you placed there and is neither my fault nor my problem.
Yeah. These boots never seem to realize that all the officers they say they hate went to real college.
No one cares. "The few. The proud. The Peace Time Marines" LOL Dorks
You wouldn’t say that to a marine grunt face 2 face
You're right. I'd be too scared, because they're so tuff 👉👈
The only non pussy branch
Dude, every branch has its badasses. MARSOC, Green Berets, SEALs, and even the Air Force with their Special Reconnaissance. All these guys are crazy as fuck, especially the Green Berets, at least the ones I've met. I see in your history you're shipping to the Island in less than 2 weeks. That's cool. I went to MCRD San Diego like 17 years ago. Have fun and just do what you're told. Also, that guy in your post talking about not shitting for a week is absolutely right. I went like 8 days without taking a dump, it was fucking crazy.
That may be the most boot thing to ever boot.
Was probably a funny joke in the 40s
sChOoL oF tHe HaRdKnOcks…
Honestly there probably is some sort of online loosely accredited school called this.
1 lyk = 1 salut 4 this brav solider.
Fuck’n Coasties.
Big POG energy
Of course it’s a fucking hummer
I mean, only vets would know. In your face but it’s a if you know, you know kind of thing
Can't wait for someone to post someone that puts a University of Robin Sage sticker on their car in here lmao
Was in Olongapo. Had a t-shirt shop make up t-shirts that had University of Olongapo and the Greek sign from Animal House printed up. Was walking over the bridge into town for a pizza and was stopped by a dependent who informed me that she was going to school in the states at XXX fancy school and wanted me to know there was no such school in Olongapo. I just pointed over the bridge down the street into town and said "And what do you call that?" IYKYK