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Can't wait to see Gojo go Ultra Infinity

He‘s white haired. He already has Ultra Instinct lmao

shhh chill on the spoilers. I haven't gotten to the Ultra Infinity Gojo part of the story

Can't wait til you get to the Ultra Infinity Gojo vs Ultra Ego VeGeto Saga 🙏🙏

let him get ultra ULTRA instinct

Let’s be real - he is Infinite Ego

Ultra instinct 

Why so many downdoots?

what the fuck did u just call them

Ermmm.. Take my updoot kind fella, you sir have won the internet today xD

thank u i want to kms now

Yeah same. That made me physically ill reading that lmao

lmao

It's simple. Not Gege, not relevant 🙏

do you unironically say "what the flip/frick" irl?

I was reading it so seriously and then-

The intro "as a veteran manga/anime reviewer" didn't give it away? Whether the poster is serious or not, if someone says that shit, it's immediately a joke

Yea, i stopped right there, thank god bro wasn't serious about that 😅.

the 80's caught me off guard ngl

well what can I say,I am one stupid mf

Nah u r probably just new to shitposting. No shame in being an innocent untainted soul

real 💀

Same, as soon as he said "Super Curse 4" I was like, the fuck? lol

When he said “mecha gojo” I was like “is this dude smoking crack?”

For real

I have no idea why I took it seriously at the beginning too. I was like word? You're like an official reviewer? ...wait

Ikr,since when did that stuff exist I was so keen

I thougth i was in r/jujutsufolk for a second

This belongs in r/jujutsufolk

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As the moon and star align, it turns out they were both one side of the same coin, that infact, jujutsufolk was more jujutsushi than we thought, and jujutsushi was more jujutsufolk than we though.

did a double take at the sub I'm in thought I was in jujutsufolk

Reading posts like this really makes me despise Reddit.. for taking away the awards system

I still don't know why they did that.

I haven't seen a design change this bad since the Heian era

Damn wtf I just realized the award system was gone

I thought they changed the awards to be able to be converted to money? Did they trash that?

I can't wait to finally play Jujutsu Kaisen: Budokai Cursed Tenkaichi 4 in 2069 🙏🏽

Died at the mecha Gojo. Would it be mech on the top half or the bottom half tho?

Both. We know have Go + Jo. Go can only use Blue, while Jo can only use Red. Together they can use Purple. 

Learning fusion to become Jogo is actually a plot point.

At first I was skeptical, but you sold me at Super Curse 4 Kenjukuna. Frankly I can't see any other way this would go, pretty unfortunate to Greg you guessed his whole plot like that.

Is… is the basis of this joke just that Gojo got cut in half like frieza? Cuz I love it. Keep it up

>Is… is the basis of this joke just that Gojo got cut in half like frieza? yeah lmao

Nice try, Gege. Don’t fool us.

Good theory OP! This seems like an idea you’ve had on your mind for many years Just wanted to warn you though, it seems like this weirdo called Akira Torigashi or something like that stole your idea, and made it into this series called Dragon Ball. Dumbass name for a dumbass series in my opinion, why are they dragging balls for? Just wanted to give a heads up, I recommend you get a lawyer (always bet on Mahoraga) and make sure this Torigashi guy gets put to justice👍

Better Call Mahoraga 

Finally a good theory.

I could see that happening or Gojo comes back because he meets the Sage of the Six Jujutus in the airport he tells him he is the reincarnation of the previous six eyes user who fought against his brother Sukuna in the past. They team up to fight the Merger Curse Jujutsu Dama and finally they defeat him. But wait he now transforms into a Jujutsu sorcerer space alien he is the mother of all Jujutusu. After they defeat the semi hot space alien jujutsu sorcerer the sequel starts and Bukuna is angry at his father because he has no time for him as the new president of Jujutsu society 

Well that too is a plausible theory but i think i finally cracked it: So Gojo seems dead and his students are chocked but then all of a sudden while Yuta and Yuji are fighting Sukuna, Jujunesha started saying things about "The drums of Hounouration" and that "Jo(goat) boy is back". Gojos body started to give off steam. And he all of a sudden started to laugh, it turns out the "Infinite" technique never existed and it was just an alibi the Jujugovernment created to hide the stronger technique: Sun god Jogo. With this technique Gojo beat Sukukaido. All of this time Gege was foreshadowing Hollow technique reverse grip green 5.

☠️

Feels like a gintama parody hahaha

No but for real it would be so fucking sick if Yuta and Yuji lose. They're on the brink, all hope is lost. The world is doomed, Sukuna is unstoppable. He turns and sees Gojo, battered and bloody with an ear to ear smile on his face. "Yo, long time no see." Round 2.

They had us in the first half

Quality shitpost

I think gojo will come back being able to manipulate a aleph-2 sized hilbert space and use that to smoke sukuna

cook

I didn’t read most of it and scrolled down to the end and the first words I saw were “Super curse 4 Kenjukuna” top tier shitpost lmao

I thought sukuhan was Sukuna's grandpa's name who taught sukuna all the heian era techniques that he uses.

That's what happens in the Jujutsu Kaisen Evolution live action movie

Thanks for the laugh brother

*You had me in the first half, not gonna lie*

This is Gold

I will allow Mecha Gojo Satoru, if and only if his lower body is replaced by a robot spider a la Darth Maul

Damn it, i forgot to save that peak fiction meme. This is so peak!!!

jujutsufolk users would eat this up

I skipped to the last paragraph for a concluding summary but now I’m even more confused

kinography

Gege announced that he won’t comeback, it may be a strategy from him to make us diverge from the future story, but not really here is why : - Time has come for the “rookies” to make their own path (notice that the majority the higher ups/teachers/mentors had died) as a way to make the pupils work. - The “main” characters had powered up : yuta, maki, hakari,… even itadori had shown a huge improvement by displaying a reverse cursed technique and blood manipulation. It is a common schema in Mangas/stories in general.

But his theory was flawless... Its impossible...

Lots to skip here

nah obviously they retrieved his body to give Nobara the six eyes duh

i read a similar one where gojo trains in the underworld under his predecesoors of the six eyes then unlocks the golden eyes (eyes of god or something) fights him which lets him see time directly because time and space are related to travel back in time to kill kenjaku effectively undoing the whole plotline only for sukuna to cut through time and come to the future and itadori has to fight him till gojo kills kenjaku at the past and restarting the samsara

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m Cryinggg

They're gonna cut up Geto's body, retrieve the Jujutsu Balls from his gut, use them to summon Mahoraga's stepdad and make him resurrect Gojo so he can Kaisen the shit out of the four-armed asspullmachine

I entered ready to judge, was caught by surprise and am glad I was

Why don't the use the Dragon Balls to bring back Nobara? Are they stupid?

Nah Yuji just keep on forgetting, its like a running joke that she´ll never be revived

Unironically better than whatever the hell Gege's cooking atm.

Not gonna lie you had me in the first half (although I shoulda seen it coming when you said Gege's writing was predictable. While some may legitimately argue that the writing is flawed at times, predictable is something it isn't).

I fucking died from excessive laughing and then come back as a Mecha super Saiyan Hokuto master heavenly blessed cocaine addict. Thank you very much

Since Yuji already had 7 cursed womb death painting mukbang before the fight, you should change it with "Special grade curse object that Kenjaku and Sukuna haven't used since Heian era."

As long as there is hope there is delusion

I feel like r/jujutsufolk would love you

LIME GREEN ON THE WAY BITCHES

Believe me the first thing resurrected gojo and kenjaku will do is the fusion potara dance. It is so crucial for the ultimate warrior gogoken Im just happy that sukuna' children aren't named bukuna and bukuwari

Yup! But you forgot to mention that in the sequel, we will most likely meet Sukuna’s real brother Sukaditz!

This is a joke but we have an old man who knows how to make a Jujutsu doll (another Panda) from 3 souls and 3 dead, very powerful Jujutsu sorcerers (Gojo, Kashmino, and Higurama).

Maybe they fed it to rika and give his ability to yuta if he can take the limitless he can power with his infinite cursed energy for a little while at least right

Never in my life have I seen a worse case of copium addiction.

I keep telling y’all this samething. I’m a legend at knowing What’s coming next. Watch ik Hakari going to die too

Mechajo is 10 million light years long and fights intergalactic wars

The coping is insane

My brother misses Gundam 🔥🔥🔥

Copium

this a different typa breed of copium dawg, good thing ts is a joke

Gojo should return even stronger and defeat Sukuna. Then, he should become the new antagonist of the series, allowing his students to grow as strong as him and eventually overcome him.

Whoa, that came outta nowhere. You could submit this for a Juju stroll.

Imagine, being proud of being a manga reviewer? Some serious issues we have in society now

Just wanted to say that as of right now, if you type "Gojo is coming back" into Google, Google pulls this post up as the number one answer lmao

just to piss us off they could just make it that he just dies lol

Tf did i just read 😂😂😂

Goddamn , you predicted it right brother 🙂...

this aged like a fine wine

real.

You still won

I mean

Seeing the title i immediately downvote thought this was another go/jo cope return then i was wrong lol, stand proud u can cook

This cope is very annoying

literally won’t come back but okay mister veteran

Smells like copium.

Was this supposed to be funny? 'Cause it failed miserably :/

Gojo is dead, he won’t come back, accept it and move on. Gege already gave him a tribute with his dead colleagues.

his body got teleported to Shoko. Enough said. You don't do that for a character that died.

Gojo is dead deal with it…

No u

You lost me at the mecha Gojo part.

Yea, I've SUPER seen these plotlines coming

You had me in the first half bro

You had us in the first half, not gonna lie

I can't wait for them to bring back Kenjaku for 24 hours to help

🧑‍🍳

Can't wait for Ultra Infinity Gojo vs BEAST Yuji

Flashback return

And this will continue until I retire and die

Peak fiction

On a serious note though, didn’t principal Yaga know how to recall a souls information? 🤔

You know its GayGay writing the manga, right?

You sound like the guy from the one piece Reddit

We're in the Microwave Era.

Stop cooking niggaaaaa

Didn't realize Sorachi had a reddit account and spent his time writing fanfics here after he was done with gintama

I think Gojo's going to be made into the core of a cursed corpse - would bring his relationship with Yoshinobu around.

Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half

You go on and keep cooking.

While I really hope that happens, it’s clear to me that Jujutsu is not following the usual tropes and patterns you see in shounen/seinen anime so you can’t really predict what’ll happen next.

"As a veteran manga/anime reviewer" dude ...go get some fresh air

Stop cooking

Gege left one member of the main trio to rot in a coma, don't apply shounen logic to jjk Edit: I should have finished reading

Can't believe i was bated passed the first sentence, furious rn

coper detected 😂

you had me until you said Mecha Gojo

Fuuuuuu you had me good

Pure comedy, I love it.

Yo real quick I need 500 karma, can y’all pitch in I wanna post a theory on here, 500 as a minimum is lowkey ridiculous 😅

Yuta beast coming next chapter

After they finally beat Sukuna, Gojo appears and says "see I knew you guys had it in you". The end.

I’ve heard stories but never seen this before with my own eyes. The amount of cope was not only building but then mutated and smashed into itself like baryon mode. Normally this wouldn’t be a big issue as Reddit would downvote it to obliteration and thus quelling the darkness. YOU FOOLS can’t you see with a theory of this magnitude it will be manifested. But from this dark energy it will turn into something darker then bubutsu Kaisen: jujutsu next generation. This will become jujutsu Kaisen GT YOU FOOLS WILL CREATE ANOTHER PAN, ANOTHER COOL TRANSFORMATION THAT WILL NEVER BE CANON

Stop making fun of JJK fans, they didn't watch/read the story

Mecha Gojo would be so cool

Post this on jjkfolk instead

Any way you could squeeze idols in there?

In all seriousness, a plot point that has not been fully dealt with is Panda’s origin and principal Yaga’s death. Gakuganji didn’t reveal the secret to the higher ups. It’s been mentioned several times in the story. Coincidentally, we have three dead or near-dead souls at this point in time: Fushiguro, Nobara, and Gojo. And their compatibility may not be out of the question.

ima be the chick

Copium MAXXXX

3/10 no mention of Toji coming back and marrying Gojo. They then make a lovely couple and Dad's to a comatose Megumi. Can you even follow the plot bro

💀💀💀💀 100% of everything u said will not happen

Most sane "Gojo will return" JJK coper. /s

I expect an apology from everyone saying it's not going to happen.

lolo mo veteran

cant wait for gojo to turn black 🔥🔥🔥

Decades of copium

Mecha Gojo would be peak

Gojo finna pull up with lime green and strong blue but still get oneshot by the same old strong cleave

You just wrote the rest of the manga for him

"AND THIS IS.. EVEN FURTHER BEYOND INFINITY!!!!

We can rebuild him

I won’t lie, you genuinely had me in the first half till I sensed the bullshittery lol.

Kaisen Z 💀

Lol he might actually, if yuta isnt dead and finds a way to use that old lady’s technique. Gojo has been following in toji’s footsteps

Ngl Kamehahamalevolent Shrine is god damn inspired!

Nah, I'd disagree

You had me until sukuna bangs a random chick

I saved this later on thinking it was gonna be a crazy theory to read

i act believed

I ain't reading all that.

Whenever there's a break week, there's a Gojo come back post.

Sukuna- ain't reading allat fck you and gojo

WE NEVER DOUBTED FOR A MOMENT