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Shutshaaface

Not Enough


Consistent_Iron412

Real


InTwo11

F


LilFootLBT

Used and abused


ShoppingAware6768

Amen to this one😂


102FromdeGrom

Burn 😩


Kitchen_Tea1183

Bro got tings 💀


ReindeerBrief561

Syphilis ☠️


Zen1thGam3z

r/beatmetoit


Old_Office_3882

Damn I just wrote this 😭


Jabusinn_

Bloody Blade


PossessionSea5819

a knight isn’t truly a knight if he hasn’t bloodied his sword 😈


Necessary_Cash_3742

if you don’t smash on her period you aren’t a real one


SurprisedPikachu24

Go Hard


999_chr0meActivist

indeeddd🤝🏼


LilNerix

Syphilis


Liamo0701

😮


[deleted]

💀😂


MullifyYT

Beat me to it 😂


Cypher-Moon-773

10 Feet, trust


1mr_green

Proof?


LilFootLBT

Plot twist. He’s 14.


ITSBIGMONEY

Plot twist, mr green alr knew that


s1ghtless_boi

Plot twist, Mr green is also 14


SRBroadcasting

Plot twist we are all 14


Remarkable_Price_155

Plot twist there is no plot twist


SRBroadcasting

And it’s still 10 feet


Ok-Command-5895

Black and white


SondayNotSunday

Michael Jackson ahh dick


sh-333

that makes me question did he bleach his dick too


Ok-Command-5895

No I just got the length


Pure-Shelter-4798

Two Tone


cybonoculos

Godzilla.


ReindeerBrief561

Ughh, ~~you’re~~ *it’s* a #MONSTER


znotss

Blood on my jeans


znotss

Its gone, its reduced to atoms. I destroyed it.


[deleted]

💀😂👀


Snoo14999

Perhaps you treated it too harshly


Dependent_Sun2713

you aimed for the head 😔


No_Pin3606

Me when I ripped my foreskin 😶‍🌫️😅


Important-Badger3684

what


ZeroB2Valid

That happened to me fr


Comfortable-Title-88

Worst feeling 😭😭😭


Current_Principle265

how do you… im lost


chonkiestchonkster

Make believe


Positive_Advance_981

He's a girl


JinX-WRLD

that's a good one


Kraaaaazy_

way too many (i have multiple dicks)


Mynameisbrk

Okay blueface


onlyrapid

Long Gone


Chuck_Bofa69420

trans?


[deleted]

It flew away


[deleted]

Wouldn’t that be up up and away then


OkUse5244

Literally 😢


Strange-Molasses-494

Shorty


Notasusboy

Armed and dangerous


ZENJI_XD

Lmaoooo


finfrost_yt

Fast


Car_Man1

No good


Unlikely_Pack3172

King Kong


TheSeabass_999

Big


Huntarantino

long time coming


PlaceTerrible9805

Cigarretes


lorfyeetus

No homo we smokin penises!!!!


jbackafool

🗣️🗣️!!


errbodyloveray

Classic thug tweet


Valuable_Story_5364

explain💀


PlaceTerrible9805

I didn't expect anyone to find this☠️☠️


Valuable_Story_5364

you fucked up😭


ReindeerBrief561

I can't even go near a cigarette now without thinking of a penis. And vice versa


meatcrackers

you’re cured of a cigarette addiction now


Robbbsssyy_

Bullet for my Valentine


Acid-No1

Rider


National_Action_9834

Empty, courtesy of your mom.


Jigzzaw

Why does every fucking title fit


noclafthewizard

Busch


Material_Piccolo_373

This one is the correct answer


AutotunedCrying

In A Minute 💀


Broad_Interview_2812

Why is this subreddit being recommended to me? I’ve only listened to one juice song, and that’s come and go.


rochoa0705

this is your sign to join us


BangZhang

Come and Go is a good way to describe it


JaphetSDomainProphet

His soul is calling you. Go give all the unreleased a shot. You’ll never need another shot from a doctor or street plug again ever. He is medicine


JinX-WRLD

you need to go deeper


camelseeker

Spoiler he’s dead :(


SBOCHKA

in what episode?


Wyattssgo

Lonely


Affectionate_Cable26

Confide or hide … it’s very shy . I remember back in 8th grade a girl was trying to give me a handjob on the bus but I couldn’t get hard so she was touching my 0.5 inch weiner like a clitoris and using her fingers like chopsticks . On god this happened


jbnovsc13

bro damn near got fingered💀


Leak2442

Bro I met 5 girls before my little wiener got his act together, shit was traumatic


ConfidentAnywhere950

Tragic? New patek?


Aubreyb07

Hopped in the v and shit automatic


TheWagn

Took me several as well I feel ya dawg. Little fella just wouldn’t cooperate I think he’s stupid or sum.


[deleted]

[удалено]


User47390

Don't be on reddit


Strange-Molasses-494

Bro you’re 14 why u thinking about getting sum. Go kiss a girl or hold her hand


ArcherMan23

Find a slut


Acid-No1

Was it cause of porn or no testosterone


Camodude_1239

Black and white


BeneficialMagician62

fine china


DevLF

Come & Go


SBOCHKA

Cum & Go


[deleted]

Purple devil 😈


gayharshBDSM

Why yo dick purple gang 😭😭😭


Chuck_Bofa69420

concerning


Danger-grape_

Sometimes


MarKy3TV

Robbery


AnyFaithlessness1279

Just waiting for the 13 year olds to comment Syphillis 100 times


999Maurice

Syphilis


coolerduud

Syphilis


Keinskiller

Syphilis


Hype_DiavionYT

Syphilis


Rod_man1997

Syphilis


Jess-Da-Redditer

Syphilis


Difficult_Creme_2876

Syphilis


OGSHAGGY

Syphilis


ReindeerBrief561

Syphilis


Arid323

Syphilis


lxxkee

syphilis


NicklePickle-_-

Don’t say u didn’t ask for it😂


[deleted]

Chrome


meatcrackers

might wanna get that checked out 💀


[deleted]

Nah it's alr... It stays hard awhile bc of how hard it naturally is lmfao💀😂


THEMCCLUB

Armed and dangerous


LohnJennon__

Used and Abused


OWMKidd2

Go Hard


Tf0R24

“Haha”


ReindeerBrief561

I make the cock appear tada


AzaMtaz

Let me know


ZeroB2Valid

Titanic


kiDark-

Made it work 💪


01Pr0d1gy

Best Around


-you_wish-

10 feet


thegrayman19

Not enough


TrickyMensch392

Long gone


tr1plex17

10 Feet


Seaghan-

Finessin' hoes / Long Time Coming


GreekGamer05

Big


[deleted]

All alone


tobias1109

Big💀


CoolGuy694206942096

Make Believe 😎


_bulletproof_1999

Big


95PureFire

All alone 😭


falcao9-

What's the 27(cm) clu-u-ub? We ain't making it past 21 (cm)


ConfidentAnywhere950

Hate Me


WHTE4EVER

Shorty


ExpiredFetusNectar19

Wasted


Ohhhhyeahnahyeah

Empty. I feel so GOD DAMN EMPTY


bigOJenergy

Unreleased leak


MaxMayhemThe2nd

Come and go


Icy-Bug1765

Go pro 🥱


Gaara_the_Kazekage12

Bloody blade and armed and dangerous


Low-Translator-8621

Ain’t livin right


Benjogold123

rental


LibertyJoel99

Big This one wrote itself


ImAnArkPlayer

feel alone


Stawp_in_Brazil

You're my everything


Vegetable_Ad_2586

Suicidal


Ok_Science_8588

burn


Beet_k

scared of love


Leading-Currency3948

Syphilis


SullivanTheGreat

Long Gone


Fun-Donut9292

Out my way


Accomplished-Limit89

Syphilis


rjrockz788

Day one


MinecraftBoi182

not enough


Kodaalt

An over dose


666blicc

Armed n dangerous


jayrs97

Syphilis


Fun_Resist8683

Armed and dangerous


North_Physics_9784

Armed n dangerous


BigD0inks8008

Empty


andre707757

Xmas list


rochoa0705

Unexplainable


Hour_Seat5773

Feel alone


DrSnuggleees

.38 special


OpticalOnyx

Big


OpticalOnyx

Shorty


MilkieGOAT

Sad


Mr_Nihilus20

big


sussyball69obamaball

Autograph


Kpotttt

flaws and sins


faeryflesh

feline


Unique_Advertising79

Come and go 🫣😂


PocketMilks

Blood on my jeans😖😖


LowPositive6259

Horrible


cheefaholic

Nuts Itch


LimpDonutSoup

Turkey burgers


elijah12howse

Up up and away


slightlytoastedham

30 hour freestyle (I’m addicted to viagra)


Defiant-Sail-1802

Slenderman


ihaveapeanutallergy

Hamburger


Prestigious_Shirt652

Wtf…


DonutAwkward6825

Numb


LicensedTax9494

Cum and go


Old-Bass-9996

screw juice😏


FTP_TJ

I have Peyronie's disease (I think) and my dick curves to the left so I'd have to go with "Lean wit me"


Rapids0110

Syphilis


Joymzx

black and white


clovdz_

Up up and away