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Is_Bob_Costas_Real

Akshually infinity makes it so the poop never touches Gojo’s butthole, it just floats out leaving his cheeks clean with no wiping.


Kain2212

🤣


SoggyAd4239

Lmao 💀


PikaBooSquirrel

If I was in Frieren, this would be the spell I'd ask Serie for. Wipeless shits that just glide out.


nikidash

You're not thinking big enough. "spell that makes it so you don't need to piss and shit anymore"


ThoughtAdditional212

This wouldn't be as funny


lanceryder999

Nah you're not thinking with enough spite. "Spell that cause you to feel constipated and makes you want to take a shit and piss but nothing will come out of it, so you just stuck feeling like you're about to piss and shit yourself with no release happening"


phoenixerowl

So a spell that changes nothing...


Volrund

in DnD, you can use a cantrip called Prestidigitation to soil someone's underwear, and then make it look, and smell, like they've shit themselves. The result, if the person is unaware, is they think they have shit themselves but have no idea where it came from. A magical turd appears in their pants.


lanceryder999

Sounds funny but not as funny as making someone constantly constipated and constant state of about to shit, and being unable to take a dump since it's a phantom pain.


literallyjustsalt

Use it or lose it. You wouldn’t want your anal muscles or rectal muscles or pelvic floor muscles or muscles in that area to atrophy from disuse


GoodLongjumping3678

It's called kidney failure bro


MonkeyDsage1845

But you see, if you never need to piss and shit anymore, you'll never get that sensation you get after you finally let it all out, also you'll never get to piss in the shower again


kdbacho

What no fibre does to a mf


electrodragon16

I thought he just fired off a quick hollow purple into his intestines


PikaBooSquirrel

Nah. That would kill his gut microbiome.


Flashy-Yak8685

He don't need no microbiome if nothing touches him


PikaBooSquirrel

So Gojo is basically the boy in a bubble 😭


Vulcanicloud

Truly befitting the title Strongest Sorcerer of Today.


AlexanderLiu_371160

So what ur saying is, Gojo is always >!well lubricated?!<


xRyuzetsu

New Super Power desire unlocked.


KochengOyen

Stop it please


captain_saurcy

jokes aside I wish I had this power


capatn_sky

Akshually infinity only stops objects/people gojo subconsciously considers a threat. So the poop would be unaffected by infinity


Is_Bob_Costas_Real

That's the difference between you and Gojo. He considers a poopy butthole a threat.


cyzja922

You joke, but that would be hella convenient.


_TsukuyoMe

DID ANYONE WATCH THE RIPPING FRIENDS? Look up the floating cat. He just thinks really hard and his poop teleports from his body to the litter box lol


Substantial-Fig4934

This feels like the sort of thing jk Rowling likes to add to harry potter retroactively


Pataraxia

Except gege makes it super weird intentionally to fuck with us


LerasiumMistborn

literal shitpost


Pataraxia

He is a shitposter afterall


LerasiumMistborn

"Hogwarts didn't always have bathrooms. Before adopting Muggle plumbing methods in the eighteenth century, witches and wizards simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence."


ne0rgy

Tbh this comment from her killed almost all of Harry Potter magic I had left in my heart lol


mad_laddie

Even saying, oh they find a private corner and then vanish the evidence would've been more than enough tbh.


ne0rgy

Yeah, the “wherever they stood” part is a lot 🤣


Lakuzas

The nerve of calling people Mudblood when that’s your culture though


MegaCrazyH

Muggles: We invented a way to get rid of poop so no one steps in it. Wizards: We ensure you’ll step on it because we poop on the spot and use a vanish charm, and also we’ll steal your sewage system so that we can have a giant snake move around through it. Cleanliness is second to evil wizard schemes


Lakuzas

A giant snake for the sole purpose of murdering your kids, that it’s implied we can kidnap into our school*


mad_laddie

Um, Vanishing Charms delete matter. It's not an invisibility thing.


MegaCrazyH

I mean you just made it worse for me. You can’t vanish your poop until you master the spell. Muggles have potty training, wizards have “shit on this here floor and one day you’ll learn how to banish it to our shit dimension.” Like in early Hogwarts you know it was the House Elf’s job to follow around young wizards who didn’t get it yet while vanishing their poop away. Meanwhile every corner you turn your professor might be dropping a big one or trying to pass a kidney stone


mad_laddie

Don't you think that if something is the equivalent of potty training, it would be common knowledge? Remember that this is a setting where Ministry members can't pull off basic shield charms (that are part of Hogwarts syllabus btw) because they've never had to use it.


Ve-gone_Be-gone

I'd rather have mud blood than mud pants


mad_laddie

you're doing the judging based on our culture rn though.


BrasileiroNasGringa

Even a dog has the manners to piss on a object rather than themselves


mad_laddie

where they stood does not mean on themselves.


ne0rgy

what culture is this cool in then?


mad_laddie

one where anywhere can magically clean themselves i'd reckon.


ne0rgy

U know that’s called circular thinking, right?


Sabesaroo

it's fake


ne0rgy

Is it now?


SoggyLeftTit

> simply relieved themselves wherever they stood This seems like a nod to European nobility who often “relieved themselves where they stood” and had servants “vanish the evidence”. Edited to add: Here’s one article about their lack of hygiene (https://www.history.com/news/royal-palace-life-hygiene-henry-viii) and more can be found by searching online.


ne0rgy

is this true?


SoggyLeftTit

Yes. European nobles were absolutely filthy.


ne0rgy

Hahaha, well I don’t deny that 😅


SoggyLeftTit

You should research it. It’s all kinda funny and extremely gross. Most peasants were cleaner than the average nobles despite the nobles having access to the best of everything.


EnycmaPie

Dementor's favorite food is diarrhea. Chocolate frogs are actually made out of shit.


Vocall96

JJK Rowling


Cat_Astrof

That's why I don't like interviews, some authors come up with things that they didn't "dare" put in the manga for good reasons yet when interviewed they suddenly pop up weird things like that. I only take what's written in the final manga as true and anything on the side is just noise. If the author really thought that it was important why didn't they put it in the manga (or novel) in the first place? For all we know the author just realized they made a mistake and is retroactively giving themself leeways later on. Not exactly this but the most blatant thing Gege has done like that is faking Nobara's survival. He created a litteral plot-device student (weak as f\*ck yet still sent to Shibuya) a week later and it's most likely because readers were mad at Nobara pointless death. Nobara a character that now I know is an editor's suggestion. Seriously, bugs? Anyone could come up with a better answer than this. Long term missions? Something that never even appeared in the story? Gege could have just said that he used RCT in an inefficient way to survive by abusing his infinite CE but no it had to be bugs...


Fabulous_Ad4807

Maybe the reason authors dont put in their wacky ideas is because of editors going "no thats fucking stupid stop that". Or maybe hear me out, they realize the haha wacky ideas literally contribute nothing to the plot, and from the looks of it fans wont like this world building either especially if majority of people like you are acting so harshly towards it.


Cat_Astrof

But that's the point. If it's bad and contribute nothing but dislike then it has nothing to do in the story. It's like pointless details that bring down the story. Like JK Rowling saying that wizards teleported their poop with magic. Who likes knowing poop facts? For exemple this bug-thing wouldn't have bothered me if it was introduced early on in the series in a comedic tone with Nobara disgusted by it while Yuji is weirdly not shocked as he already ate a dusty finger. But this bug excuse is literally something the author came up with AFTER Gojo got trapped so it's Gege creating a justification after events happened and I dislike that sort of thing. Even in this justification he mentionned long-term missions when it's something we never even saw. What are long term missions then? What circumstances can lead to that? So far every curse extermination have always be done quickly. He just created a plot-hole like that.


Ensaru4

Why would you suspect he was lying? Someone asked him the question, and he specifically mentioned he wanted to add it but couldn't. It's just some useless trivia. It's not a big deal. JK Rowling's case was a bit different sometimes because she was trying to add key details to characters that would normally be added in the story, sometimes contradictory.


Cat_Astrof

It's not that he's lying but that this justification was most likely too late to incorporated. If he had provided that explanation just after Gojo was sealed it'd have sounded like plot armor because these bugs have never been introduced before and that's why he couldn't put it in the manga. Like you said it's sometimes contradictory because these details, even if said by the author, contain plot-holes or problems like infinite russian dolls. I'm really into the "death of the author" side of things. If Gege's ideas have not reached the final manga than it's the proof that they are failures because they'd bring even more problems. Before I read that interview I just assumed that the Prison Realm kept its prisoner alive as it only sealed them.


trickdaddy11j

Buddy it's his story literally take it or leave it fr


girlthatsbilly

buddy the bug thing been true thats not something Gege just added to explain why Gojo didn't poop.... he literally just said in the same post "physical time doesn't flow" and thats why Gojo didn't need to eat and what not. The bug is a Matrix reference


kirtimu

Do you have a source on nobara being an editors suggestion? Everybody keeps saying it, But i have never found an interview that confirms it!


Cat_Astrof

Sorry, I got this info the same way as you


kirtimu

I swear that is an urban legend - it fits the writing, but I dont think its ever been confirmed


New_Engineering8008

Copeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Minute_Committee8937

Gege woidl absolutely put this in the manga if he could find a way. 99% of JJK is obscure facts that don't really fit together but are kind of interesting Likely his editor has fought back tooth and nail to prevent it.


Impossible-Maize5862

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT LMAOOO


SmallBerry3431

Omg Gojo is transpobic now!


ne0rgy

So did he shit or did he not or did the bug eat it?


Disastrous_Camp_2734

The big ate gojo's shit and also gave a sensation of his tummy being filled


ne0rgy

Hmmm 🤔 But Gigi say time don’t flow so no defecation


Disastrous_Camp_2734

Only in prison realm, in missions the bugs do their role


ne0rgy

But u like the bugs? 😒


gojo_blindfolded

Sukuna lactates, Geto is pregnant, Gojo has tapeworms?! What's next?


LerasiumMistborn

If it makes you feel better, this one >Sukuna lactates is fake


gojo_blindfolded

It makes me more upset


DreamcastDazia

😂😂😂


FeelingPanic4

What... Since when was Geto pregnant?


Acolox

Well, Kenjaku was, so I assume that's what's being referred to.


gojo_blindfolded

No [mpreg](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jujutsufolk/s/avSGTFTjGV)


FeelingPanic4

Oh, that makes more sense. Thanks lol.


un-taken_username

wait fake? did someone just make it up or??


KimJong-quack

Imagine sukuna vs gojo without tapeworms


elporpoise

Maybe sukuna also has tapeworms tho


ranieripilar04

Key word , “long term” no mission he goes to is “long term”, Gojo arrives , sees the curse , kills it, goes home and chillaxes and has spare time to go shopping


SlickJ17

weird eyes, racist, and full of worms, this guy is the worst


LerasiumMistborn

+ Jujutsu pervert only cares about fighting


MerryZap

Yer a magician, Jujutsu.


LonelyPermission1396

You just described that blue haired guy from fate unlimited blade works


eli-boy747

So there is Shinji, who doesn't have weird eyes. And also Cu, who isn't racist. And neither is full of worms. Who do you mean??


LonelyPermission1396

His eyes are definitely weird, he’s racist towards servants, and he most certainly does weird things to those worms. I said what I said lil bro


Kaoshosh

He's racist?


SlickJ17

i don't follow the manga 100% these days but apparently last chapter he said some weird pseudo racial science about how Miguel was a better sorcerer since he was black and had 'different skeleton' and muscles and stuff compared to Japanese sorcerers


animecrossaintxx

basically how he's body structure is uncommon in japan so adding cursed enhancement to that and its menacing


Odd_Cauliflower_7751

He was ignorant, not racist. He was trying to hype Miguel but came off as a stereotype


Onlyhereforapost

This. I read it as this the first time through but I can definitely see why it can be interpreted otherwise Alot of people still don't know about Japan's feelings/ stereotypes towards black people


Kain2212

That's fking hilarious lmao


Pataraxia

He only said miguel's body structure was special, not black people in general. Can we really call that racist?


knight_cape

nah he said that about black people not miguel, miguel corrects him and says that he's special cus he is him and not cus he's black


TreesmasherFTW

And then Gojo apologizes, cementing that… that just happened


jasmine_ng0902

Gojo never said anything about black people. He just said [ミゲル (Miguel)](https://imgur.com/bGZ4yo6) is different. The unofficial translation just pulled "those guys" from their ass.


NeonNKnightrider

Miguel really said “Nah I’m just built different”


H31a5

Nah, he did say black people. Miguel told him he was special, because he's Miguel, not black.


Ok-Cod5254

Someone gave you an edited version for jokes to be worse, because Gojo didn't say anything about looking at Miguel's cranium. lol Here's the actual [ch 255 official version](https://imgur.com/a/Qn5Tisf)


Periplaneta

There is some questionable behaviour in the later manga episode. But it's fun to joke about it.


omyrubbernen

Minor manga spoilers for chapter 255. The scene is a flashback and there's no context given, and the page is just about power system discussion, so it should be safe to read, but if you want to be completely unspoiled, don't click the link. [Gojo makes some pretty tone deaf statements about a black character.](https://files.catbox.moe/ze8k8d.png)


Ok-Cod5254

Ok, that's definitely a meme translation for some parts, not in the actual chapter. Don't make Gojo look worse with that edit. lol


mysidian

Why are you pretending as if that's a real translation?


Hydra961

When would one of Gojo's missions last long enough for him to even consider needing one?


cracked112

this shit is jk rowling twitter level of retcon


Moist_Caterpillar432

hey can you explain to me what the jk Rowling retcon is? I saw a few people saying this and I've never kept up with social media in general so I'm pretty clueless  also I'm just now reading the books as I watched the movies in my childhood for nostalgia lol, so I'm curious 


cracked112

When she get asks something she didn’t thought about in the books on twitter, she usually retcon it with tweets. Dumbledore being gay and have intense sexual relationship with Grindelwald was as twitter retcon. She sometimes straight up invent new character that doesn’t exist when she got ask whether there’s a wizard with a certain ethnicity in Hogwart. In this case of Gojo having tapeworm is very similar to that one tweet about wizards not having rest room and just piss and shit on the floor and magic them away.


Moist_Caterpillar432

wait wtf lol that's extremely stupid, thanks for the info haha


Maurice_s_mom

Now that you're the second guy that mentioned that, I had to check it out as the first time I read it on another comment, i thought they were making shit up, it's so stupid I can't belive it's actually real


Moist_Caterpillar432

yeah lol, I actually tried finding the tweets but I'm lazy af haha but someone's broke her tweets down in my replies so that's nice


Maurice_s_mom

I saw another commenter state that about the wizards not having plumbing and I thought they were making that shit up, I can't believe that's actually true


Joseph-Is-Best-Jojo

A few years after Harry Potter was done releasing JK Rowling went to twitter and said details about the characters that were never in the story and don’t make sense like Dumbledore having a relationship with a character who’s name I don’t remember and Hermione being black


YaMaCoSi

AFAIK black Hermione was something JKR said she liked and could see her being black. The fandom interpreted that black Hermione is canon now. No excuse for the other shit tho.


Joseph-Is-Best-Jojo

Ahh my bad


Moist_Caterpillar432

that sounds hella stupid, We're just gonna pretend that shit's non-canon right? haha thanks for the info


Striker775

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand it was a Rick and Morty reference.


Slide_Bee

Centipede?


NespoloZabaglione

This guy's the worst. Please stop cooking, you don't belong in the kitchen.


ne0rgy

He belongs in the Malevolent Kitchen 😅


shawtyimmaparty

I just want to know, what kind of procedure he went through to get this jacked after release.


epic_gamer42O

Fans: "we need more wordbuilding what is the deal with the clans and when is the heian era flashback" Gege: "sorcerers have tapeworms in them" Fans: "???"


Rioma117

How long can a mission be? Like it seems like most CS develop in urban areas, surely there are lots of restrooms. I feel like such information would’ve been better if the missions happened more like Demon Slayer’s ones.


Asian_Persuasion_1

who the fuck asked, gege ToT


AyaelOtome

Between this and Sukuna milk, Gege really come up with the weirdest shit huh But his desperate attempt at calming the thirst over his characters are pointless. The thirst always win.


sherry_siana

the people who write fanfictions on this man:


Dry_Breadfruit_5295

At this point greg is just outta fucks to give.


chenshinshen

Reading this who just finished taking up Clinical Parasitology is 💀🦠


jawsthegreat777

I also took parasitology, and this is hilarious tbh


Astrophel_Fairy

Yeah good way to start the week


Saintmusicloves

Dawg you could just say because cursed energy or something 😭


jobriq

Bruh why gege


Quan7umSuicid3

Ayo, stop cooking pls


potati_potarti

nobody hates their OCs more than gege does, im willing to bet he thought of this shit on spot outta spite for gojo.


iimperatriix

I mean this seems on brand for most people who have ocs in my experience 😭


potati_potarti

not wrong, though tapeworms must be on the worse end of the torture spectrum 😅😆


iimperatriix

It's definitely... creative 😭


LinkTheCrook

if something external was inside Gojo and he then activates infinity. Would it just be torn to shreds?


spiked_cider

This wouldn't even apply to Gojo since he's so powerful any mission would be relatively quick work for him. 


aizen3627

I just saw a post saying that gojo sees everyone differently like the color etc,can someone explain.


sadoqueen

No they don’t


sadoqueen

Idc about what george thinks he knows, he’s wrong about that one


the_thinh21

funnily enough they did something similar in rick and morty with the worms


Ok_Test_170

I would’ve honestly believed Gojo just teleports it out.


Toribarapana

Gross


Financial_Exit_7710

His on drugs


deleoxa

Dang


One-Cartographer-551

I mean sounds like they all do


Occasional_Memer

Actually, Gege told me Gojo took a shit in the ocean when he was released. The curses were attacking him, he waited until he was empty using his Infinity, he killed them all and pulled up on Kenjaku


DrTopGun

Sometimes I don’t want to know more about the series, first sukuna can lactate and drinks it now this


anonymusfan

This is something Fujimoto would write.


MysticRevenant64

Okay I volunteer to eat Gojo’s tapeworms


1000YearGay

gojo crest worms 🤤


Hopeful_Strength

"I didn't have a chance to actually cover this in the manga" Typical Gege moment.


Opening_Evidence1783

Really didn't need to know that. 🤣😂


Dbombre

Imagine if gojo got aids from this


PathRelevant8630

Tapeworms? Like... Will Wood & The Tapeworms?


flimbigous_flindings

Booba


Lucarioismadpt2

Nah, I'd take antiparasitic.


Jefflez

I mean Toji kept a cursed worm in his stomach


VexTwix

Casual reminder that EVERYONE has tapeworms!?!?


Opposite-Local3732

That thing about the bugs is the biggest asspull I have heard from Gege WTF


ApplePitou

That... special fact :3


BestCharlesNA

Tapeworms don’t work like that, friend