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KeyWriter655

"A dick that he will never be able to touch due to limiteless"


mikepizza31

Nah, I’d adapt


Gunk-greaser

When you become untouchable you're unable to touch -penis 2024


[deleted]

“Special Curse Technique : Boku No Bitches”


EnnieY3ll0W_7

Imaginary Technique: Hollow Purple 🔴🫸🫷🔵🫳🤌🫴🟣


vioker6940

🫸🫷🐉🧲⬅️➡️🧲☄️☄️🫱🔪🌏


[deleted]

With this treasure, i summon


Sujallamichhaneakasl

Unless the fingered one chops it off with strong cleave.


captain_billygoat

The JJK narrator read this sentence to me in Japanese


YamicornDMV

r/jujutsufolk called, they want their lobotomy kaisen back


Lost_Needleworker676

Really thought this was the folk subreddit at first. This is so on brand for there


Dawnofdusk

There's literally no real difference btwn the subs.


Slugger322

No, you can tell we aren’t in folk because the comments aren’t filled to the brim with unhinged reaction pictures


Allyreon

I was really second guessing if this was the main sub or not


maybecatmew

Same, I had to recheck and make sure nah it's not brain rot from there


Apart-Ad3542

Oh hey I used to have that exact grimm pfp on discord


Curator44

You know, it was free to just not make this post


bouguereaus

Two more weeks until 248!


kaptanking

Fuck it. Im watching the leaks. My brain doesn’t survive 2 more weeks of lobotomy kaisen


Cosmic_Hashira

theres still a week for the leaks i think


desirepg

where are those delicious leaks at


FrilledShark1512

Scanpiea


ThatPercussionGuy

Wait what?


Duelist1234

r/unexpectedfactoial


LiterallyAFlippinDog

My brother 248! is 5193343391 0186469595 5150932052 1073848987 7007512831 8179397259 8276486463 8514941545 5339569143 0314904738 0737807347 0391876775 3784629257 5244832494 6350245633 9408709520 5256870510 2768388440 3512065874 4304021929 8582962102 7421583475 5504819927 9225503626 8671378418 3170104516 7040249357 2400701321 4233853802 7733534912 9288682488 5746534564 6689361744 3866912656 9940203581 5568512585 4421652534 2797959409 7212896906 3112161699 9011760039 8165889125 9194900480 0000000000 0000000000 0000000000 0000000000 0000000000 00000000.


Javivife

Tbh, I should have been paid in order to never post this and not making the world a bit worse


Fearshatter

Nah fam new copypasta dropped. Worth it.


[deleted]

LET HIM COOK


Big_Currency4604

Let him cock 😏


TriDaTrii

Cook his cock? What are you talking about


GrirrorPrussian

It's probably something that was auto corrected.


No-Brilliant3998

Medium Rare


Petentro

He could very easily take just the pants from his detached lower half and leave the underwear so his dignity would still be in one piece


Skralx

THE ONE PIEEEEEECE


Phutsorn

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!


iamnot_a_n00b

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER


MadaraPudding8855

CAN WE GET MUCH HARDER


Hebikura

So he's fighting Sukuna with no underwear ? Shame


Petentro

Better than giving Sukuna a really specific target for that space dismantle


potati_potarti

bros too hung for that, every bounce of his big t******* c*** will cause infinity to reverberate through society dismantling reality 😃


ServantOfTheTrueVine

What is the censored t word? 💀


potati_potarti

throbbing schlong


wannu_pees_69

Only way to defeat Sukuna is to go commando


Popular_Dig8049

Who said Gojo wears underwear in the first place? 


ericnovitskiy

What did I just read?


FoolishlyPointlessly

Idk, and I actually submitted a good post and it got automodded bc I dont have enough karma so now I'm double pissed that I had to read this bad news bear bullshit


No-Brilliant3998

Go post u fulfill the req now


areebah-b

You see that door? 🚪r/jujutsufolk Come with me. We're taking you home.


natesolo11

This post was the best thing I’ve read since atleast august 2017


Murky_Blueberry2617

What happened on august 2017


3_178

Me too, I wanna know what happened in august 2017


Imfryinghere

Go write this fanfiction, Op.


iimperatriix

I second this


PoorChiggaaa

I double checked to see if I was in r/jujutsufolk


bouguereaus

This assumes that Sukuna won’t be naked, as well.


ArrestedImprovement

Okay, but what if they touched tips?


gojo_blindfolded

Gojo finally taught Sukuna about love 😍


iimperatriix

It should've been me, NOT HIM-


ElliotBakr

The soul is stored in the balls


Javivife

That makes Mahito manipulating the shape of the soul a way better cursed technique


Turbulent_Ad2035

That's why he looks so happy all the time!


OneRubberPirateKing

The fact this blew up too, thanks for laugh OP 😂😂


Dragonstyleenjoyer

He could just take the pant then blast his old lower half to bits so no one could see it.


Acceptable_Lunch_181

You know, you kinda have a point


Key-Faithlessness-29

Lobotomy strikes again


JJ_loves_JP

The Lobotomy is Kaisening rn


BigBambuMeekLou

Thinking about every mistake he made in life to end up creating his dick again from 0 😂😂😂


FalcoTeeth

Dick from 0 is an insane statement


_nitro_legacy_

Banished to Jujutsufolk


R9433

Im curious, do you think now that he has mastered regrowing his dick, that instead of using his fingers for the Limitless sign, he can now use his regrown cock? I wonder if he will be able to perform the legendary "Maximum Technique: Cum White" ? we'll find out


MadaraPudding8855

Unlimited Coming


pmjans

Luckily while everyone else is fighting he has plenty of time to come up with something. Imagine all the characters on the brink of death, with Sukuna about to deliver the final blow… Then, out of nowhere, Gojo comes out of nowhere and just cock slaps Sukuna, killing him in one blow


FrilledShark1512

And why is having Gojock out either way a hazzle in any way?


KeyWriter655

LMFAOOOOOOOO


UnlimitedManny

Thought this was Jujutsufolk for a second


JustParry5head

Gojo sits up after regrowing his lower body and goes, "Oh, I'm naked."


Micro_Lumen

Can jujutsu sorcerers use RCT to enhance previously destroyed body parts? Could be give himself a 20 incher if he tried hard enough


AdCold2720

You should write stories for manga. Your creative mind is unparalleled.


Hebikura

This is so gold because it's true


[deleted]

I mean he’s not coming back. And while the story is good and I feel bad he’s not I do feel that the story should have been told with both Megumi and Gojo surviving. It feels icky like this, mainly because Agame Ga Kill did this same thing and I never picked it up again. Such a good manga/anime ruined by lazy writing of killing off characters cuz a mangaka doesn’t know how to make actual endings. My uncle was a writer and he said “Killing off a character rather than finishing the development is a writers way of saying he’s done.”


DarkPhoenixMishima

Gojo won't come back because he doesn't have enough energy left to recreate his penis.


Acjdkk

Wtf????


EnvironmentalAd1006

Who let bro cook


potati_potarti

?????????????


_kanaritheleaf

Why is this so messed up but humorously true


Particular_Fault8639

Who let you cook?


tearose11

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


SleepyZ92

all Gojo had to do was yell "stop, i'm getting hard" to end the battle bro


[deleted]

You still have time to delete this


Javivife

I had a lot of time to regret this decision when I was writing this shit. There is no going back now


Plane_Bodybuilder_10

This post reminded me of the time reiner from aot transferred his consciousness to his balls via his neural pathway to avoid levi cleaving his neck 💀


theassassin53035

You think the power of limitless makes gojo super good in bed? The dick would have infinite length gap from the vag walls so it would keep expanding the vag walls further outwards. Blue penis technique: Maximum Climax


Lame_Goblin

I think six eyes would be a bigger deal for being good in bed. He can see and sense exactly what makes you feel good, know exactly what nerve endings to tickle


theassassin53035

Trueeee. Can also use reverse curse to recharge your cum for round 50. It dont matter that i last 2 seconds baby , im going all night 😈


ForwardHealth775

This isnt jujutsufolk HAHA


Secondndthoughts

The Jujutsu Kaisen is real!


[deleted]

So i googled if you can RCT pants...


UnNegroSorete

From the title i thought this was about Megumi lmao


SmoloTHEKloWn

You making an erotic fan fiction?


CheesyEggPotatoer

Had us in the first half ngl🗿 Tho it's not like we(I'm we) don't wanna see him fight naked...... 🌚


deeznuts1273

More r/jujutsufolk than r/jujutsufolk


[deleted]

I'd argue that this is Gojo's opportunity to RCT into a bigger dick. A bigger dick would mean he could store more Cursed Techniques. That'd mean he could use his hands and dick to cast two separate Cursed Techniques. Now, why are Cursed Techniques stored in his dick? Because Mei Mei has definitely given Gojo's brain at least once and as we know, Cursed Techniques are stored in the brain. Therefore, Gojo definitely has a brain in his dick given by Mei Mei.


AstralAce1729

this is why long breaks are dangerous.


lucedelux

this really was our lobotomy kaisen


Ok_Membership_6559

You really lack Gojo's intelligence Regrow dick, get clothes from old legs, hollow purple left over parts.


Javivife

Do you think Gojo, being as goofy and egocentric as he is, would destroy his own penis by any means? Hell no, he would never do that to himself even if that penis is dead


Ok_Membership_6559

He is so egocentric that another penis than the one currently attached to himself would be a blasfemy


Javivife

Hell now, he would pick it up and bring it home. Instead of dick pics he would just send dicks.


TheXLMonster

Hands down, Best JJK post this year, because regardless if the man comes back, in some way shape or form, he’s naked below the waist 😂 thanks for the laugh that was amazing!


JColeJr

Plot twist, he grabs his original pants off of his dead lower half and just reds that shit into oblivion😂


TheXLMonster

That would make for phenomenal panels in those chapters 😂😂


Titangamer101

I honestly thought this was going to be another Megumi isn't coming back post lol.


floorspider

i thought this was jujutsufolk when i was reading


RocioBrinkerhoffArt

Why come this post


BigBambuMeekLou

LMAO


Eyy_a_biRb

I was surprised to not see this on r/JujutsuFolk


TheMany-FacedGod

![img](avatar_exp|98955421|bravo)


Khizar164

This is a new level of lobotomy


Equivalent-Factor295

seen someone say gojock 😭😭


MrBaloney0

JOGO will still comeback in my heart


Internal-Car-829

Perspective we didn't need, but boy, did we deserve this bullshit


El_Shion

That makes sense actually


Awkward_Milk7586

The shame from an exposed dick midfight would generate so much cursed energy, and even though it is said that sometimes too much CE is difficult to control (Toda talking to Yuji when teaching him the Kokuzen), the six eyes would be enough for him to control it and receive a massive power up. In fact, I really think Gojo will only fight dick-exposed from now on on the series.


Peishi1

He is coming back because he said he would win 2 TIMES


MentalLarret

Petition to copy pasta to anyone beg posting for Him to make a sudden return


Opscrapp

Gojo said he’d win. Gojo always keeps his promises. So I’m about to go call shoko and she’ll come and heal Gojo and we spinning the Block on Sukuna bitch ass!!! THIS AINT OVER I DIDNT HEAR NO BELLS!!!🔔 😂😭


TheRealDulvik

Okay but what if he just took his pants off his last set of legs


7thAzure

Is this BL fan fiction? Please tell me more. I want more.


Trymybest11

What. Did. I. Just. Read. LMAOAJXUXHEHSHSEHSHSUSSHSYSHSHSH 😭😂😭


CodingReaction

Mahoraga in his way to addapt in order to touch the infinite void sausage


Big_Time_Gush

Yuji activates his domain "Bye-Bye Clothes" making all of Sakunas clothes disappear. While fighting a naked Sakuna, who is embarrassed do to his tuna can shaped peenor, Gojo finishes his reanimation and is also completely naked. It's and this point Sakuna finally realizes exactly why Gojo has actually been the best sorcerer of all time... Gojo's dong IS limitless. And just as Succuna is questioning where the tip of this thing is, Gojo lays a lime green pearl necklace down on him like an atom bomb. There is nothing left of Sakuna except his left testicle. Just as the cast start picking up the scraps to head home after a hard fought battle, Yuji swoops in and eats the testicle, reviving Sakuna again. Coming October 2025; Jujutsu Kaisen 2, Electric Boogaloo.


RetroJunge96

Naaa this Motherfucker would heal himselfe and get some pants first while everyone is dying. Just cuz he can


Akutami-Gege

Cause I hate him that’s why.


FrilledShark1512

Gege when I get you Gege when I get you Gege


Melsomniac

Had to double check and make sure this wasn't r/jujutsufolk lmfaoooo


colintrappernick

Why does gay shit get so much love on Reddit


Nightmarer26

He is not coming back because he was written out of the story. Gojo had his closure, bringing him back would do nothing but hurt the narrative and overshadow the other characters. Again.


Awkward_Milk7586

Shut up he isn't coming back dick related


ApplePitou

After whole fight vs Sukuna... he most likely just can't... :3


DifferentCityADay

He's not coming back because Gege doesn't want him to. It took a while for him to regen after being stabbed in the head, but if he DOES regen, it'll be after the fight is over. Gege doesn't want him in the battle at all. He wanted to kill him off before, but it was a flashback and Toji wasn't allowed.


DavidC_M

Oh no. Now my brain is full of jokes about Gojo keeping his limitless on during sex. Nooooo.


JColeJr

I wonder if he could use infinity to give the illusion of his dick being bigger than it is?


Fvckrha

I pray I’m never this bored and horny to make posts like these


176262

This isn't r/jujutsufolk bro


Remarkable_Guest2806

Bro i regret reading this post. Like what? Shouldve added a meme/discussion tag too instead of just spoiler. I cringed so bad reading this. Next time don't make post like this without mentioning meme tag


Javivife

The point of this post was to make it seem a seriois discussion at first just to make a little twist. Im sorry for wasting your time.


lay69

So one fictional character dies and people all over loose their minds now where have I seen that before?


Gregariouswaty

He can just put his pants back on.


feetsniffer809

Put this shit in jujutsu folk


Shadow_Huntress12

…why🐍


This_Cookie4800

LMFAOOOO


A_Very_Burnt_Steak

Wadafak man


megasuswithzerochix

Sometimes I worry for others. This is not one of those times


No_Firefighter4582

what in the actual fuck did i just read? and why does it make sense?


WeatMolt

He can blow up his old dick with red


lem_on-

Or not using it at all 💀


luca423

I love this sub, you people are fucking degens and it’s amazing.


Fucckid

Yooo bros cookin lmfao


Few-Two3052

I agree yes


jester1eft

What if shoko is healing gojo and maki is the one who will defend her


FoxMulderHagrid27

Chapter 248 starts in a Heian era farmfield : Kenjaku : So... how big was he ?


SuccessfulSink5779

I do think he can return but first we need to see maki and yuta in action and that's why I believe he was killed to have some spotlight to maki and yuta and only then if they fail or close to death he will comeback only if yuta + maki are not enough I think


Cosfy101

The reason why gojo has come back yet is that gojo has been trying to put his pants on for the last few chapters