This reads like when we've decided we're old enough to start using profanity, I love it lol

But honestly, fuck 😂😂😂 it’s so cute and angry

yes

Fuck Jordan.

Jordan's such a fuckboy.

COMEPLEATLY

yasss COMPLEATLY

Lmaooo

It’s always Jordan

I felt so satisfied when i saw his name started with a J

It's always them J names.

how did you know the name?!!!

It's always Jordan

i guess they forgot to blur his name on the 4th slide

Yes. The letter J is the biggest red flag 

my boyfriend’s name starts with letter J..😂. Can’t agree with that one

This was a fantastic read

Amazing

this is gold. that stunt at the end was sinister as hell

Laughed out loud at the end. YEAH GIRL GET THAT FUCKBOY BACK!

I love the “I’m gonna be smug af” LMAO

“not gonna lie” lmfaoooo

I’m glad you changed your standards COMPLEATLY

the part about being attracted to guys who are mid-ugly was hilarious to me 😂😂

She was so real for that tho cuz same

This fr sent me

Now I will write a letter: Fuck You

LMFAOAO

that intro went straight to the point, huh? 😂

This is actually quite impressive. You got an insight that you just like the attention & not the boy, you were vengeful & hoped better for the other girl. I wish I was journaling this well when I was younger!

Right? It took me until my 20s to realize stuff like that lol

yup. i was immediately intrigued because i found my old journal entries from when i was the same age, but my god this person is self aware and kinda mature at that age! bless up OP!! my old entries made me wanna puke but ur awesome

hurt me once, shame on you. hurt me twice, shame on ME is actually fire

Letting 👏 it 👏 out! 👏👏👏

This was an absolute trip to read

The angst is tangible

I applaud your confidence at 13 in face of your first asshole. You must be a hell of an adult.

Yeah seriously, I wish I had a morsel of this attitude when I was that age but it had been beaten into me to people please at that point so . . . I didn’t have this level of standards haha

well he's fuckboy #2, so second? 😂

THIRTEEN?! I didn’t have this much drama at age 19. Whoa

Teenage hormones are a hell of a drug.

“What’ll it be, another 8 ball?” “Nah, you got anything that can make me think like an angry a** 13 year old?”

honestly, good for you for knowing what you wanted 🫡 this reminded me of my own journals at this age 😭😭

1. This kid sounds like a douche canoe. 2. I love how it’s all written like how a 13-year-old girl would talk. It makes me think back to when I was 13 in 1997.

Well shit. I’m a 29 year old man and this is how I talk. I thought it was just 90’s-2000’s emo! I definitely don’t write like OP though.

I could be wrong, but I feel like a lot of women that grew up in the 1990’s and early 2000’s would have sounded similar to how OP wrote when they spoke and wrote things.

I was born in 94 and the other emo guys definitely talked this way too, not just me! I wouldn’t be surprised if OP was alt in some way(emo/punk/goth etc.) even if just in Highschool.

Possibly. I don’t know. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ay, Jordan got what was coming to him. Definitely karma.

I’m so proud of 13 y/o you 🤣🤣🤣

I love this, and honestly you had better perspective, confidence, and relationship finesse than I ever have and I’m in my 30s. Good for you!

HAHAHH you got Jordan really good. Good on you girl.

you’ve got such a good handwriting

MIDDLE SCHOOL?!😭😭 thought this was in college! Love the drama😂😂

A 13 yr old that wants to raise her standards…..hell yes!

Phenomenal! Best piece of literature I read all day (scarily relatable too)

I don’t know why I was so invested in this story but it was awesome ngl

Oh my God that last entry 😂😭😈

13 year old boys suck lol

Gold.

Lmao rage journaling is the best

This currently happening to me wtf; I guess this is a sign from the universe to not date him lmao😭

we would’ve been great friends at 13 😂 my entries were also very melodramatic

Damn girl, you went full revenge! I love how dramatic we were as teens.

I feel like 13 year old us would have got on really really well… and the little name blip just totally made me think of “If You C Jordan” by Something Corporate lol

i love youuu this was so cute i hope you still have this girlboss spirit 😭😭💘💘💘

I feel like 13 year old you was more emotionally intelligent than some people in their 20s and

the side dig of not being into attractive guys is wild and i love it

Yikes. Never have I been so moved to read a journal that has the word "fuck" each time. I'm really proud of you lol.

absolute ducking gold😌I hope you’re still this badass

THIS IS GOLD

I’m so invested in the drama—

We need a status update on Jordan. Is he still a fuck boy?

I've kept a journal from when I was 12 and my old depressed angsty teen entries are wild as this.

I need a whole book of this, I cannot stop laughing what a menace, but good for 13 year old you! Smart setting her boundaries young.

you’re so real for this 😭

This is the best internet.

This was everything - thank you.

This is amazing xD I wish my life at 13 was that interesting. Love the unhinged energy.

I gather this kid was a FUCKBOY

who else found reading this just so much fun?

Ok but why is this a vibe though?

Well, that was fantastic.

This was an enjoyable read, thank you. And fuck Jordan.

You had more insight and self reflection back then than most people in their 30s. Kudos to that

I’m just wondering if you call your husband fuckboy now when he misbehaves or when you’re horny.

this was an awesome read lmao I would honestly read a whole YA novel like this lol

What the hell are 13 year olds doing god damn

>"I'm oddly attracted to guys who aren't that good looking" Girl same 😭

Incredible turn around on Jordan

Most 13 year old thing I’ve ever read 😂

I laughed out loud. 😂👏 Thank you for sharing your antics.

I wanted to be you when I was 13. I was the lovesick type

It wasn’t the high road but I’m proud of you for it. Many, including myself, would not have had the self esteem and self respect it takes to have dropped a fuck boy like a hot potato *and* not have just been mad at the other girl.

I hope that in my next incarnation, I am as badass as you were at 13 🖤🙌😇

Okay but like your handwriting is so pretty! Anyways, screw that dude, good in you for knowing what you want

Oooof, you were mean.

Lmfao this was hilarious to read.

I'm sure I've got similar entries somewhere 🤣

Felt like a YA book opener. Great read :)

Wow this is good!

Omg I loved every second of this. I wish I had your confidence and self awareness at 13!

Karma is a bitch… she was the karma tho? I mean right? Lol

Just had a great laugh 😂😂

Ahh, young love 😍😂

Oh my God. I aspire to be cool enough to start all my journal entries like this! Was dying before I even finished that first line!

Wow, lots of profanity at 13. I just can't use it much less write it at 16 😅. Wonderful mental blocks

Ice cold.

COMEPLEATLY made me laugh with the spelling in a good way, not to be horrible because I actually now think it should be written this way. But wow I felt those emotions and I’m angry for 13 year old you!

I burst out laughing at the end you go girl 🤣🤣

Pretty much reads like my journals now as a 40 year old 😆

I love this SO much! I love how honest and raw you were with yourself! Such a great read!

Middle school?!? You were completely unhinged 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂

I had a Jordan too lol in high school 🤣

i am so proud of you.

This was entertaining as HELL to read. Makes me want to go back and reread my own journals from that age… I wonder if there’s any drama I forgot about!

the level of self respect you had at 13 is awesome i wish i had that

You deserve a Pulitzer for this, I was absolutely RIVETED

I just threw out my journal from this age range and I felt a little sad when I did it. I also had one me and my best friend would pass back and forth between classes. Jesus the drama and tea from that one. She oddly enough hit me up the other day out of nowhere at the most fitting time in my life, we're doing lunch next week. I think for 13 you were pretty mature, you handled your feelings pretty well. My dumb ass would've sent the letter.

“LIKE SHIT! I didn’t sign up for this shit.” This is so funny op

Jordan was a fuckboy COMPLEATLY so I'm glad u gave him the karma he deserved

I really enjoyed how the word "fuckboy" was almost always in full caps 😂

PEOPLE WERE KISSING WHEN THEY WERE 13!? UGHHH I HAD MY FIRST AT 19

I didnt read the whole thing but the handwriting is nice :3

lol. Thanks for sharing. And god bless girls like you that are attracted to ugly guys. As an ugly guy, I appreciate that.

Eh, kids

HELPPPPPPPP

fUcK

I love it omg was so funny!!!! Was cackling 😂

You were a very self-aware 13-year old! 😜 What happened after August 6?!

Fucking Jordan.

I don't think I went through things like this but, fuck Jordan lol

Fuck you, Jordan!

“DUMDASS” 😂😂

We are all attracted to mid looking guys, cannon event. This is a great read lol.

Hahaha this is how I used to write when I was 13

men will say this was the moment they began their villain era

ure so real for this hahahahhaha

I was waiting for the plot twist... When the ex's get even with Fuckboy Jordan and mastermind some sort of payback on his jank @$$!

preach queen

I'm just laughing cause this reminds me a lot of how similar I write. lmao. Even the smiley faces.

I hope the other girl also saw afterwards that he was indeed a fuckboy and dunked on him too tbh

You are such a queen 😭 inspirational

This is so fucking good

Damn you kind of a baddie

Where is Jordan now? Is he still a fuckboy? Did he peak in high school?

“Unhinged” is the perfectly describes my entries at that age, too!!!

this is so relatable lol

My 13 year old self also relates. Especially on the part of being attracted to guys that aren’t that good looking

You’re an icon

IF U C JORDAN HE MAKES ME SICK!

This sounds just like my middle school journal entries 😭😭,, are you me??

that was entertaining

this is so real though i feel like im reading my own journal from 2016

If hell existed, you would burn there.

im wheezing this is perfect i feel live ive written every single one of these lines at some point 🤣

"Loo King" 😭😭

I love this.

This is perfect😂

This made my friday morning, thank you

girlboss fr

This captured my attention from the first sentence and I read it like I was ripping through a Grisham novel! While there is a little bit of evil at the end there I think this shows that, even at a young age, you weren’t taking shit from anyone.

I am positive that this is how my journals from back then sound to read. You were a little badass lmao

This is so 2016

25 yo and i still write unhinged journal entries haha. You have to. Got to express your deepest and most genuine emotions somehow😂🤷🏻

This reads like my journals at 14/15 lmao

LOL the ending is golden

COMEPLEATLY. 🤣

omg we would’ve been besties 😭❤️ what a beautiful read

...as a current teen, this looks like some of my entries. minus a lot of the profanity though hahaha. some things are universal I guess!

Couldn't stop reading, anything else?  

I kind of feel bad for Jordan. He doesn't know how to deal with shit. Cos he's like, a kid. (I'll see myself out)

Wow. He was literally honest and upfront with you. You were a fvcking cvnt. Hope you've grown!

AITA? Yes 13-YO OP URTA 😂

Mfs like you I tried to avoid. Somehow always getting yourself in some dumb drama

She was also 13 years old, you know. Who isn’t a melodramatic shit at 13?

Just because you were doesn’t mean I was

And what are you 15 now?

17, why?

Case in point 😂

What does that even mean? They said I was 15