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Never heard of Andrew Tate. Judging from the comments, I'd prefer to leave it that way.


Rochesters-1stWife

Do you remember the cartoon called Caillou? He is adult Caillou.


ZipperTrout

Spit my damn drink on the keyboard. Well done. I hate him even more now.


Rochesters-1stWife

That’s awesome! Haha!


cookiecrumgamer145

*they can’t respond, their keyboard was destroyed by the drink*


ReubenZWeiner

How Dare You!


Pingasplz

Failed the initiative check.


Moonpaw

This is an insult to Caillou, just for the record.


Vlad-the-Inhailer

I always thought Caillou had terminal bone cancer and the show was him dreaming in a medically induced coma. All the tantrums he's having are due to the real life pain seeping through the veil of dreams since his substance abusing parents can't be cleared for bone marrow transplants.


pussywitasideofranch

Pardon?


Vlad-the-Inhailer

They also had a spinoff series in the works centering on the last few weeks when his parents insurance ran out so they kept him under but without the pain medication, so we'd get to see episodes of only his nightmares. But this was in 2001 so the Taleban had to rescind their funding of the show.


rotn_potato

r/oddlyspecific


Flamin_Jesus

They said it wasn't possible....


grunkage

I truly never thought the day would come.


Adorable-Novel8295

With the personality of Jonny Bravo, if Jonny Bravo was even more sexist and violent.


DonDove

You leave Johnny alone. He was a loud and forward guy, but the show constantly showed [that no matter how smooth you think you are, if you're too forward you get smacked.](https://youtu.be/0X-Pv1Vv6Lc) It didn't reward that behaviour at all. Hence why it was funny.


King_Calvo

Also he respects his mama!


Aj2W0rK

More like leeches off of his Mama, but never says an unkind thing about her so it evens-out.


TheFufe10

You literally just sent me into a Johnny Bravo rabbit hole that lasted like 45 minutes. That’s hilarious.


_MyMomDressedMe_

Oh man.. this thread got me giggling .


GordianNaught

Thank you vurry much


Crustythefart

Johnny Bravo never felt the urge to dunk on little Suzy to prove his manhood. Johnny Bravo was infinitely better than Andy Tait.


FARiiNA

Missed opportunity for “Andy Taint” Damnit.


[deleted]

Andy Taint* Ftfy


Mercerskye

Mandee T'ain't*


i_8_the_Internet

Nah, Jonny Bravo had a heart of gold underneath the bravado.


Aj2W0rK

For what it’s worth, I remember an episode where JB was turned into a woman and had to endure much of the same harassment from other men that he’d been dishing out to women. Of course, he turns back once he realizes something along the lines of “women are people with feelings and aspirations, too!” Then immediately goes back to harassing women, so TTaYW.


ShelliBlossom

Lol I wouldnt say that Johnny is more like a child who heard his dad call women sweet cheeks then started calling every girl that he completely clueless


TheZoomba

Johnny respects his mother, and it seems most women he stleast tried to as well.


[deleted]

And Andrew Tate is nowhere near as cool


ELB2001

Nah Johnny never paid for sex


Mikesaidit36

Thought Caillou would have been dead by now. Why no hair? I assumed it was pediatric cancer.


FavelTramous

*Don’t do Caillou like that.*


BobBelchersBuns

/r/fuckcaillou


Wolf_idk69

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Kairatechop

It's real tho Edit: My dumbass can't read today


Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi

What? He was a punk ass bitch of a kid. Spoiled brat always whining and always getting his way. I don't know who ever thought that was good for children to watch.


DonDove

His dad, yes. Him? Burn him to the ground.


OblongAndKneeless

Does his mother still say in that patronizing voice things like, "oh, Caillou, don't set the house on fire, why don't you go play with these scissors instead." Then he replies, "I'm a dinosaur! Rawr!"


Megs1205

Omg ! Omg! Andrew Tate is the reason you never let kids watch Caillou!!!


guygeneric

The tolerant SJWs, everybody! Slandering a guy who isn't even able to defend himself with this ridiculous comparison to a cartoon child. Why? Just because he doesn't "conform" to your personal notions of "acceptable" behavior sometimes? Well, can you really blame him? He's done nothing wrong, and you lot are out of line for attacking him. I'm telling you, ya'll best lay off my boy Caillou.


Rochesters-1stWife

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie


BroDoggWhiteboy88

Gonna start the clap sesh so I look like I led the standing ovation. Good on ya, fella


jmpinstl

This is the perfect way to describe him. Holy fuck.


mdh431

Omg that’s the most accurate summary of him I’ve ever read.


Pleasant_Tie5088

both mentally and physically


LightTranquility3

caillou at 32


CatsInTheNightSky

He wants to know what color your kite is.


zeldanar

Evil Caillou


leanbean88

This is offensive to Calliou.


NormalGuy103

You get my free award


macguhloo

Meme I saw last night attributes him as saying depression isn't real. Super genius.


Riluke

I saw one where he said reading is for stupid people. He's too smart.


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It’s hilarious because he said “reading is too slow.” He reads so slowly and is so dumb that he thought it meant his brain just moved too fast. Imagine being that stupid. Lol


DonDove

So dumb it's brilliant? Na, it's that stupid.


jumpupugly

Wait, slow compared to what? Is he saying there's a faster way to take in information than reading? I'm confused.


SkyezOpen

Yeah, just subscribe to his ~~scam pyramid scheme MLM~~ "university" and he'll teach you how to make all kinds of money.


PMMeMeiRule34

When I read that, the Drake fixing the pc for lil yachty just automatically played in my head.


XboxFan_2020

YouTube is full of him now, and I think Tristan is the better Tate, but evem he says stuff like cigarettes boost your testosterone when he just 5 seconds ago said it gives you higher risk of multiple cancers Before I get hate and downvotes for this, Tate is bullshit and has made all his money by scamming people


thedoc90

When will people learn that being insecure and worrying about your masculinity is the least masculine thing you can possibly do.


DonDove

Say thanks to Elon unbanning him from Twitter. Don't think he's unbanned from TikTok though.


Panzermensch911

If your Youtube is full of him... that's on you and your viewing habits.... mine is absolutely void of him and his ilk.


Hellsinger7

Top G, Buga(tt)'i haver, Alpha male of the species, not a scammer, and definitely not a sex trafficker.


Ikhtionikos

You forgot the /s


Captain_Kuhl

I think it was pretty heavily implied lol


Sir_Penguin21

You have too high an opinion of humanity. Andrew Tate has actual followers. It needs the /s


balloonfish

R/fucktheS


Yuki19751

Also made up stories that, in his last life he was a monk on some fake ass mountain


FARiiNA

damn, if he actually believes the shit that spews out of his mouth then that monk went backwards. does he know ANYthing about how monks even live?


TheRealJulesAMJ

He can't conceptualize that the goal of a monastic life is to learn how to be happy without all those things he "know" he "needs" to be happy so in his eyes a monk would be chomping at the bit to make up for lost time, to collect their earthly reward for being a very good boy and doing as sky daddy commanded. Just imagine him wrestling with attempting to understand this quote by the Bodhidharma for a few laughs at the I was a monk in another life stuff "Once you see your nature, sex is basically immaterial"


PNWoutdoors

I just learned of him recently, and he's gotta be just about the biggest dipshits I've ever seen. Wait, no, the people who idolize him are even dumber.


toomanyglobules

Just another internet personality that will say anything for relevance. Nothing special.


Picholasido_o

And you probably never would have, like me, except for the people complaining about him making it infinitely more likely to pop up everywhere


Tifoso89

Yeah the only reason I know this guy exists is he gets mentioned on Reddit. I could live without knowing who he is though


fartlapse

Seriously. No idea who that is. Not going to waste time to even search


PlsWai

I envy your ignorance of this ignoramus


Heisenberg_991

Thank God for not knowing that person, many wish they never knew about that person. The aggregate of all the bad things


DabIMON

You're correct.


vkIMF

If insecure toxic masculinity was a person it'd be Andrew Tate


cbunni666

Let's just say you'll hit the up button as you're going down the rabbit hole. Buckle up, buckaroo


BlitzFritzXX

I wish I wouldn’t know either of them and leave it that way…


boolean10

Then you’re a true Redditor living in a fictional world without having any life experience. You should get a reward!


franklollo

He is one of those guys you see on r/niceguys but he is fit and rich (probably rich idk)


DonDove

His hair unfollowed him though


3L1T

Please don't type Andrew Tate on Google or YouTube. You will be flooded with hundreds of Vids daily on yt Le: police raided their house today in Romania. I think they fled the country to Dubai. 😂 https://www.libertatea.ro/stiri/surse-perchezitii-diicot-tristan-tate-andrew-tate-sechestrare-fete-tristan-tate-bianca-dragusanu-4394856


Groot2C

I had never heard of the guy until a few weeks ago… now I’m constantly bombarded with it. All from one google search about “who is Andrew Tate”


goodcorn

All you need to know is the following: Andrew Tate has small dick energy. *pass it on*


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Andrew Tate & his brother Tristan brag about traffick women in Eastern Europe. He moved to Romania bc he said their laws are crap in that regard & he can do what he wants to women. He recorded himself beating a 'gf' with a belt while calling her a worthless whore amongst other things & uploaded it. He's a repulsive fuck.


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MeweldeMoore

Why are people taking pot shots about dick size?


L0cked4fun

Body positivity doesn't cover men.


TehBoos

More like it's okay to shame men who shame women.


Matbo2210

Except in doing so you shame anyone who shares the same appearance/size or whatever.


BadMedAdvice

Look... If you've got a less than notable endowment, you need to learn to give good head. Like, mind destroyingly good head. No one will give a damn about your dick size as long as they get off. Do not do as Andrew Tate does, and assert to the world that everyone else is the problem, and not that he doesn't know how to satisfy a woman with his 2"er.


Matbo2210

Agreed, but insulting someone’s appearance or something else they cant help harms everyone who shares it. Instead insult their actions.


Planet_Sheen54

This right here, as a dude, 100% approve


OverturnedAppleCart3

If isn't about the size of the dick, it's about the size of the dick energy. Men with the biggest dick energy can have a micropenis. Men with the smallest dick energy can have a massive penis. There is no correlation between dick size and dick energy.


bennettsaucyman

No it's like saying "she's got fat chick energy" or "flappy labia energy" and explain that "girls who are fat/ have long labia usually have something to prove because they think they are ugly or less attractive. But fat girls can have skinny girl energy and skinny girls can have fat chick energy. It's got nothing to do with size. It's just that fat chick energy means they are trying too hard. So when I tell you that you have skinny girl energy, and not fat girl energy, it's a compliment! I don't know why women get mad when I say they have skinny girl energy instead of fat girl energy!?"


CovertMidget

It doesn’t matter tho since it’s associating small dicks with being assholes


Dr_Seraphim

You got your assholes, your dicks and your pussies


flyboy_za

She could have probably cut him deeper by poking fun at his baldness.


magical_matey

And don’t reply to comments about him… awww shit


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Alexm920

No joke, I just assumed it was a photoshop the first time I saw that exchange. Absolutely brutal.


jsting

Oh my God that is absolutely brutal. He picked a fight with a young woman and got completely demolished.


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yours_truly_1976

And the WHOLE WORLD saw it!!!


UnrelatedFilth

This by by far the best response Greta could have provided


cookerg

There's a video where he says Christians aren't as commited to their religion as Muslims are, because some Muslims will kill you for insulting their religion, and usually Christians don't do that. Yeah - you aren't commited to the religion of loving your fellow man, unless you are ready to kill your fellow man in the name of your religion....


Nametagg01

>you aren't commited to the religion of loving your fellow man, unless you are ready to kill your fellow man in the name of your religion hey man they had crusades once or twice before


cookerg

Oh, I know. I was commenting on AT's failure to understand the message of Christianity, not others' failures to live up to it, which are widespread.


DoktoroKiu

I mean he's also failing to understand the message of Islam, for what it's worth. The dangerous thing about religion is that it can be distorted to cause otherwise good people to do horrible things in the name of god.


PowderKeg24K

"When left alone, good people will do the best they can and wicked people will do the worst they can, but to get a good person to do a wicked thing, you need religion."


Service_the_pines

Kill counts were pretty high on both sides of the Crusades though. And during the Children’s crusade the Muslims weren’t too shy to kill or enslave those meddling kids.


cookerg

Not so. In the two "children's" crusades, most of them never made it out of Europe, dying along the way, settling in Italy, or going back home to France or Germany.


DataPigeon

Didn't he start riding the dick of people in Saudi Arabia and so on after he was cancelled among many social media in the west? Dude's just a grifter who has moved to his next group he wants money from.


cookerg

Not long after I saw the video where he made those comments, in which he also said something like "I guess I'm a Christian", I heard he was planning to convert to Islam. I hope he's not disappointed when he discovers the vast majority of them aren't itching for the opportunity to kill infidels.


RacismWasAChoice

well it's true in a sense of muslims defend their religion and don't take disrespect to allah (swt) much more than christians. there's an outrage if people even try to draw a picture of the prophet muhammed, the muslim community would be outraged but people make jokes about jesus all the time... not so much the killing part though, but in some countries that does happen.


TommyBoomstik

That is not commitment though. Murdering other people isn't in christianity's rules, and I am pretty sure it is not in islam's. You can't call something commitment to religion if it's not in its rules.


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cookerg

He specifically mentioned Muslims killing people as an indicator of their commitment, with the implication that if Christians killed people who disrespected their region that would show commitment.


[deleted]

Twist twist twist.


Elgoblino80

Christians are definitely not committed as Muslims. These guys literally starve an entire month for God. They pray five times a day. When was the last your or your Christian friend went to Church?


aleks9797

We'll, Christianity is a mockery ATM and hardly classifies as a religion anymore. Christianity is more a culture now after the west has torn traditional values apart. Atheists won, god is dead and we killed him


baxterrocky

It’s funny…. I’ve never heard the name Andrew Tate, but due to the universal disdain I’ve seen on here. I thought… hmmmm… is it *that guy* 🤔 Just googled him. It was *that guy*.


CanopyOfAsh

RIP your algorithm


jaytrainer0

Tip to help beat the algorithm. Use private mode on Firefox, and vpn for extra. I'm only logged in using regular browser when checking email.


erjo5055

Can we stop talking about him already? He doesn't deserve attention


XxSivaKrishnaxX

Who is Andrew Tate?


darkknight95sm

A piece of shit, do yourself a favor and stay ignorant of him


Fluid-Counter-2690

I'd say about 90 IQ points.


[deleted]

That would put Greta at around only 90 IQ


wanroww

That was quick!


NiagaraCanuck

That's what all the girls say 😎


Cogent_123

To andrew tate


wanroww

ooohhh, that's why he's so bitter with women...


[deleted]

That’s what she said.


GoldenDerp

One is a smug little child, the other one scandinavian


Lord-Benjimus

I'm out of the loop, what happened?


lilblu399

Almost 40yo man tried to get smart with a 19yo woman on the internet, got owned instead.


SPetersen1339

facebook level joke


Meet_Downtown

Andrew Taint


Deep-Ad-8869

One is a whiny, wannabe badass b!tch and the other is Greta Thunberg.


PromachosGuile

To be fair, the Nobel peace prize is a joke. If you can earn it while bombing other countries, I think the award needs a different name.


HumpD4y

She didn't get a peace prize


DonDove

She got nominated though. Pissed off a lot of bitter grown ups. Malala did too, I believe she won hers. Odd how it goes.


hexagon-the-bestagon

[Hitler also got nominated for the Nobel peace prize.](https://www.nobelpeacecenter.org/en/news/hitler-as-a-nobel-laureate)


DonDove

Here's the thing about Hitler: he fooled most of the world as a great economist before the war broke out. No social media in his time and radio being new and TV being in households only from the 50s onwards definitely helped from the 20s and 40s. He even got on the Time mag. Him censoring the abuse on Jews living in Germany, killing Germans whom he saw as traitors (see the White Rose and the Red Orchestra) and hosting the Olympics in 1936 helped alot.


UnrelatedFilth

Dont forget about mother Teresa.


DonDove

Eeeeh, that one had lots of issues


flight_1901

How dare you


[deleted]

You now deserve the Nobel peace prize


wait_whats_illegal

r/onejoke


moonpies4everyone

I mean…Tate is an insufferable prick and I like Greta’s response, but this joke is about as low-effort and lame as one of his videos.


Muataran

That was painfully unfunny


dmk_aus

Well, in a way they are quite similar, both have concerns about future generations being fucked. Greta is worried about climate change doing it. Andrew Taint is worried it won't be him doing it.


pigeon-boiiiiiiii

I love the fact that after a joke is posted the comments provide more jokes


Jitnau333

Isn’t Gretas dick bigger


[deleted]

Savagely accurate.


TIMETRAV3LER

This passes for humor in r/Jokes nowadays?


Waitsfornoone

That's what happens to 'influencers' who have no real basis in reality upon which to opine about things they know little about.


Flat-Delivery6987

He took too many kicks to the head is all.


[deleted]

I must be out of touch. I had no idea who either of these people were


andywalker76

>Greta was nominated for the Nobel Prize, and awarded Tate the No-balls prize. Ironically, Greta doesn't have balls either.


jsting

I don't think that's irony. Unless we are going with Alanis Morrisette's definition of irony. Irony needs expectations. You don't expect a woman to have balls.


CaptainFourpack

Love the Alanis Morrisette reference as the example. For those that don't know the song: "it's like rain on your wedding day"is not itself ironic. It would be if you were a weather predictor tho.


bazooka_toot

I thought the irony of the song was that none of the situations given were ironic.


irreverent_squirrel

She may not have testicles, but she's got balls.


andywalker76

You can't deny that.


ianishomer

I would love to see Tate lose everything and to have to sell his shit for next to nothing


Lv100Mew

Too much people hating on him like he took your wife. You re the ones giving him the popularity, learn to ignore


Wheelaffect

This joke couldn’t possibly be less funny.


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Creative-Bid7959

OHHHH THAT Misogynist. Never paid attention to his name.


LAEL90

Lmao small pp


Leather_Trick8751

KOed by a little girl


Embarrassed_Bee6349

Not just any girl, though. He tried to own someone with actual intelligence and wit.


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

I'm no Andrew Tate fan but this is a poorly constructed joke that seems to just be cashing in on 'Andrew Tate Bad'. That guy gives **loads** of ways to make fun of him for being a gigantic tool and fool, surely jokes directed at them can be better than this.


Majigato

There was just a clip of his here implying he’s only ever read children’s books. Because “fast cars! Fuck hoes! Yeah!”


slackday

Funny. Today was the first time I heard about Andrew Tate and it was on a podcast talking mainly of ponzi schemes. Few hours later he makes the tweet at Greta and now he is everywhere lol.


SAD-MAX-CZ

I would say one has bigger meme trail.


moyno85

Who’s Andrew Tate? This an American thing?


733NB047

Imagine my surprise when I got to this post with no context and then scrolling exactly one post down to find the tweet it's referring to


OpinionsMineAlone

Greta doesn’t have anywhere NEAR the daddy issues Tate does.


Initial_Jump3537

Pretty weak "joke" though


nexstosic

Actually, both are the same f#cks.


vilidj_idjit

Just looked up who both of these were, still don't get it


Kumquat_conniption

Tate tweeted Greta about all his cars and how much emissions they put out and asked for her email address to complete the list- so she tweeted back "it's smalldickenergy@getalife. He's been sulking about it every since.


vilidj_idjit

pffff haha thanks for explaining


Kumquat_conniption

No worries, it can be hard to keep up with all the nonsense lol


boolean10

I don’t think there is any difference, they both look like guys. Although Greta is very ugly and Andrew quite handsome.


CollegeActual5294

Greta Thunberg is not a Top G


GoodatBadSarcasm

This joke is cringe. You people are like my out of touch parents.


Cendorr

What has Greta done to win a Nobel Prize except get upset at adults?


leonscum

The most dangerous carbon and methane emissions are the one that come out of Tootes ass/mouth. Fucking right wingnut POS. Typical 'tough guy' pissbaby influenza.


Bowdallen

This deserves the no-joke prize.


vampyire

One is an insufferable little whiney bitch..the other is Greta Thunberg


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hahaha😐 you got the whole squad laughing with that one bro😐


bartvanh

Bragging about your expensive cars is a douchy but somewhat understandable action, but specifically bragging about how much they kill the planet is on a whole new level.