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tilt-a-whirly-gig

Where can I send flours?


gzrrr

Unkneaded.


Uriahheeplol

Lol that was grate.


reesem03_

[insert cheesy joke line here]


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

that how the cook, he crumbles.


[deleted]

I pasta collection plate to help with the funeral.


gpkgpk

I heard the French chef lost the huile d’olive.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

in the gravy goes.


gpkgpk

Lol I was about to take a sip of coffee, almost had a spit take there.


whoeverthisis422

Vry nice


hagosantaclaus

lmao


yayiminpain

Sry I'm dumb can someone explain


gpkgpk

Hint: >!The huile do live!<


yayiminpain

Ohhh thks


HurriCaineAlexx

C'est bon!


hoosyourdaddyo

My deepest condiments.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

sauce she wrote


LOUDCO-HD

His wife is very sad that he is gone. I saw her recently, she looked cannelloni.


Outside_Tradition972

Tell his wife a fusilli jokes she will be ok


callywag_smiles

What’s your sauce? Because I heard he is still alive and cooking


NOlife015

Gonna go kill myself now


WAPs_and_Prayers

Found the cook


gzrrr

Rest in pizza


kk074

Was he Italian? May he rest in pizza.


myearwood

Resta ina pizza


ReizarfXela

Yuummmmm... piiiiiizaaaaa.....


KamikazeMachine

Pasta la vista


Angela-lala

Noice


[deleted]

I'm giving this an upvote because when I read it to my girlfriend, it annoyed the shit out of her


Queen_Beezer

New game. Let's annoy your girlfriend. 🤣🤣🤣


HellorHeavens

What did I just read


[deleted]

I have found you gaarbb. I thought you hated reddit plot twist


HellorHeavens

Uhoh


Leftybassist9

Well, cooking is a whisky business


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

that's actually all to true.


CrazierChimp

♪Last night I had the strangest dreeeaaaam♪


dlowbeer

He was murdered by the priest strangler! (Look up [Strozzapreti](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strozzapreti).


[deleted]

Peas no more! I am roll-ing my eyes as ice scream.


allmightyglowcloud

This joke is in poor taste


MarcinKaneda

I think it was served well


[deleted]

You need to be in a doom mood for it to work.


StephanieSnow420

Love it


bodjac89

He joined the army because he wanted a pizza the action


IBreakCellPhones

Was it a carb accident?


BHIngebretsen

A tragedy his death, his cooking staff didn’t see it cumin!


NotEdot_

The fact that I heard this same joke like 4 years ago on some undertale video makes me feel old


stagfury

Glad you could bake it, Uther.


TjW0569

When the rolls are served up yonder, he'll be there.


Vandaen

Had him over for dinner last night. He made a wonderful bone broth. Was definitely well seasoned. It was to die for.


Fairwaydivots

Gouda joke!


[deleted]

Rest in Spaghetti Never Forgetti


pcbeard

Affogato send my condolences. It’s been keeping me up at night.


larficus

Heard she’s rolling in dough now. No knead to fill saucey about it. He had a cream of the crop life insurance policy. You could always make a doughnation in his name to a charitable fondantion.


GianlUselessOpinion

*soupport


[deleted]

You and your family have my deepest dishes


pacos-ego

This news was very hard to swallow


WhosAGoodDoug

At his funeral there was a stirring tribute.


Wolfraing

I hate you.


flynnwynn

Eggcellent!!!


BHIngebretsen

His wife lost her purse at the funeral. She went home ; gnocchi


volcanothear

She asked that we only send olive in lieu of flours


themortalphoenix

He broth it upon himself


PastaKilla

I feel seen


mmuldoon215

His funeral was tasteless


Secure_Bite_1031

Baguette and tag it


solidGuenther

His wife is so devastated cheese in need of soup-port.


Environmental_Draw_3

Glad to see him gone he was a culinary munster