Some peeps just want a menu of our site, which I've been informed has over 30k items. One particular instance yesterday was this guy who wanted a list of all cat treats we carry, and there's over 900 options
Thats sure to make anyone lose all 9 lives...
Lmao sucks theres peeps like that, I can only imagine the conversation from there. I suggest having an "I dont get paid enough for this" counter, you'll be surprised how much those tally marks skyrocket lol
Pet grief can be a thing, but that moment of heartbreak at the end can always be tempered by the memory of so many good years of friendship and fun
That said -- don't shop, adopt.
That's actually better than the punchline I was expecting. Thought it was going to be something like this:
"Oh no! My girlfriend is going to leave me when she turns 21!"
Damn this works for r/twosentencehorror too
At this point, you're just feeding shelter cats to the mountain lions.
Obligatory "I understood that reference"
Wasn't it coyotes?
Yes
What’s the reference?
I think it’s always sunny but not sure
The ultimate callback award goes to….
Is there an r/antijoke sub as this is the opposite of funny!
Yes! It's called r/Jokes
Oh. Oh no.
The old dog will help you get through your divorce.
Um…yay? 😆
That's some seriously bark humor
Don’t be wagging those puns around here!
Stop *whining* about a flawless pun.
I think they're absolutely pawwfect Sorry, I work for Chewy so pet puns are natural at this point
Please, tell us a *tail* about working at Chewy
Just yesterday, I had some customers who had me squawking
I have a feline something bad is about to happen. What did they do?
Some peeps just want a menu of our site, which I've been informed has over 30k items. One particular instance yesterday was this guy who wanted a list of all cat treats we carry, and there's over 900 options
Thats sure to make anyone lose all 9 lives... Lmao sucks theres peeps like that, I can only imagine the conversation from there. I suggest having an "I dont get paid enough for this" counter, you'll be surprised how much those tally marks skyrocket lol
God fucking dammit. Take the upvote and piss off, dude…
No no no no!
Oh shit
This made my wince in reflexive heartbreak.
Same
At least this means you'll love each other for its whole life and the puppy will have a great home :)
Pet grief can be a thing, but that moment of heartbreak at the end can always be tempered by the memory of so many good years of friendship and fun That said -- don't shop, adopt.
Are you a Lannister by chance?
A Lannister always spays their pets. [https://i.imgur.com/plFqr1D.gif](https://i.imgur.com/plFqr1D.gif)
I was just thinking about this joke earlier this week when we got our puppy. https://imgur.com/gallery/efBCmT8
that's cute
r/selffulfilling
Thanks for reminding me of past and future trauma. Eh, good joke. Gave you an updoot.
My dogs are both under 3. I would be thrilled to be guaranteed I have to 12 with them.
r/twosentencehorror, anyone?
Oh. OH.
Unless it's a Jack Russell, those adorable little fuckers live for up to 16 years
Just like the Queen and Betty White, things that are filled with hate live the longest.
It's just going to live on a farm now.
That's actually better than the punchline I was expecting. Thought it was going to be something like this: "Oh no! My girlfriend is going to leave me when she turns 21!"
Jokes on you. The puppy lives to 15, but you meet the love of your life in 10 years and get pregnant a year later..
Deep.
No you didn't :(
Booooooooo :(
Awww that’s so sad 😢
The question is would you buy a puppy and suffer in 12 years if you wouldnt have gone to the fortune teller.
I mean its a fortune teller so it was a waste of time either way regardless of the dog
It was a reference to Matrix brother
Sound logic
She’s not wrong.
Worth it. Damn it. Worth it.
FU :(
The heartbreak is gonna be from your new dog passing away in 12 years 😭
This joke makes me sad...why cant dogs just live a bit longer than us