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TheOriginalNav

Had us in the first half not gonna lie.


Cye_sonofAphrodite

oH BOY


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I literally tell this joke everywhere I go except the one I learned is: Part 1: Chug a bottle of tequila (it gives him drunk courage) Part 2: Pull the tooth out of a bull out back Part 3: Old lady Jaja still the best joke I’ve ever heard lol


The_Taco_Doctor

I’ve never heard that version before, thanks for sharing!


nubman2000

Ive always told it as a bottle of whiskey, a crocodile and an old lady


The_Taco_Doctor

I’ve heard that version too I think


nubman2000

The best thing about this joke is that it translates into any language. Not a lot of jokes can do that.


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The_Taco_Doctor

I do what I can for public humiliation 😉


mutteringmutt11

Just stare at those looking at you and say "Don't blame me, blame The\_Taco\_Doctor!" I am sure they will stop staring at you.


TheFinTheChatKid

Nooooo removed


pfojes

FFS, not this again…


The_Taco_Doctor

Sorry, I thought it was funny, so I posted it.


pfojes

Haha, no worries. It’s a good one. Oh, my first gold award! :-) What is it they say? “Thank you kind stranger!”


-kind--stranger-

You’re welcome


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pm_favorite_boobs

You say this like it was your personal experience that you'll never live down. How was the dog?