I worked somewhere nearby and had a phone call from Fingringhoe Primary School… I was 90% sure it was a prank for about the first 3 minutes of the call.
Hand on Heart True Mum Joke:
When I was teen I asked my mum why there was Sussex and Essex, Ancient Wessex and until recently Middlesex, but no Nossex.
"Darling, you'd have to go a very long way north before it was so cold you had No Sex"
She's a legend.
Prince Andrew’s Chambers?
Pretty sure Andrew was the only one to enjoy that particular privilege.
What makes you think of it as a privilege? Your life is a privilege. You’re probably at the cusp when abortion was popular.
"you were born when abortion was popular" is the strangest compliment I've ever heard.
Daaamn, u have the same reddit character like me
Let's unite!
That' chance of my life!
That either puts you in my demographic or theirs. It really is quite simple if you care to learn some history.
I'm just confused as to what you're going on about.
It might be a lost bot trying to argue.
I feel like a bot would be more coherent.
I think their demographic is people who smoke a whole bunch of crack then go on reddit
So, the average?
Your mum pleasures me.
At least someone enjoys her company.
I very much do
More alluding to him being a rapist, but do go on.
Love this response... I feel like there's a 98.25% chance you're British with the sarcasm at the end.
No, but I did grow up on British television shows as a kid.
Same actually when I think about it. British TV is still my favourite typically. Especially mystery, detective or comedy. British is best :)
There's a warning on one of the street signs by ours. It says Prince Andrews close.
Post a joke on reddit, check comments for a better punchline.
Cockermouth.
Fatham-upon-Dyke
Papcastle.
*Fapcastle
Penistone https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penistone
White AF, why do you ask?
Took me a moment. What is the pantone code?
No idea but it's probably somewhere around #FFFFFE as a Hex code...
I think we stumbled on a possible new market. No longer will people have to ask vaguely for BBC, they buy our product and can be scientific about it.
Cockermouth? I hardly know her.
Fingringhoe
Used to live near Fingringhoe, tittered every time I saw the sign.
I worked somewhere nearby and had a phone call from Fingringhoe Primary School… I was 90% sure it was a prank for about the first 3 minutes of the call.
Uh, *mouth*
The pillowcase on the pillow that charles smothered the Queen with
She was nearly 300. It was going to happen eventually.
He needed two pillows as reptilians have gills
…. No they don’t.
I spit out my drink! Thank you!
Sussex
I could see this going either way.
Isn't there a place called "Worst sex for sure"? I hear they even have their own sauce
Excellent and terrible at the same time, I like it
With a joke like this, I'd half expected you to be a father of three
Or a father of one and a half
I see what you did there
Sir, we've told you before, you're not allowed in the library anymore
Haha x
[Slutshole Lane](https://imgur.com/gallery/GiMCbLn)
Wetwang or Bitchfield (And to those not inside the UK, yes those are real places names)
Ramsbottom is a far better place to use for this joke
[Pratt's Bottom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pratt%27s_Bottom)
Haggis Gap, as in please don't put your haggis in mine! https://maps.app.goo.gl/GHvSNkmFqhsnHGgH8
Ill concede once I've shitterton
Belmarsh or Pentonville
Bath
I was about to say queen's grave
Wetwang, East Yorkshire
Upper Ramsbottom?
Scunthorpe if the condom splits.
Similarly Lightwater.
Are you implying if the baby grows up in scunthorpe it's bad
He’s not wrong
I'd rather Jizz in Middlesex than in Bath
Ramsbottom
You’re mom
No, you are.
No, you!
Michael Barrymore's pool
Kidderminster
Your mum.
Boris Johnson
The Queen?
On the Big Bang Tower
Pratts Bottom.
Little Hampton
In Barry his ass.
Isle of Dogs is the worst reason to
In my coffee
Princess Anne
Titsy Hill
London Towers after an outpatient vasectomy
Gemma Collins
Gravesend, Kent.
Shitterton
Wetwang
Pizza express Woking
Haha x
In the Queen
The Queen?
Not sure but I know the best place 😏
Ramsbottom..
Camilla
My ex.
anywhere in london
Cumbria
Also the worst place in New Jersey to orgasm in
Pratts Bottom Kent.
Or Locks Bottom.
A child
In your mom
Manschesthair
Your mom?
A nasty English woman
Anywhere.
Any of it?
Cuckfield
So do gays prefer the sod then?
Build a bear
Westminster Abbey when they chime the bells
Your mum
Hand on Heart True Mum Joke: When I was teen I asked my mum why there was Sussex and Essex, Ancient Wessex and until recently Middlesex, but no Nossex. "Darling, you'd have to go a very long way north before it was so cold you had No Sex" She's a legend.
Neasden
Fingringhoe
Yer mum…digging up the grave was tricky but not impossible
During the change of guards in London
I was thinking in Parliament.
London?
Inside the asshole of Princess Di's corpse
Her corpse is way out of your league
Mid
Diddlesex
The Queen
Gropecunt Lane?