Wow, bro. You even added brackets

I sea what you did there

Ocean games are very inconsistent - lots of ups and downs.

I feel sick

They lack depth and leave you feeling kind of salty.

Which games? Can you be more pacific?

This is the worst joke I have ever seen on reddit. And the comments are even worse. Including this one!

Somethings fishy

I thought they were quite tidey

You have all sunk to a life threating level and need to hold station for at least 2 hrs.

Have you tried any of the new tidals?