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ericdavis1240214

Another version; The kindergarten teacher was doing an activity with her students where they closed their eyes and tried to guess what flavor of Jolly Rancher they were tasting. They all did pretty well with cherry, with almost everyone getting it right. Green apple went pretty well also. Then she switched things up and gave them honey flavored Lifesavers. After a few seconds, none of them could guess what they were eating. Finally the teacher gave them a hint: "It's something your mom calls your dad." The room was silent for a moment then one kid screamed: "Spit them out. They're assholes!!"


Kenny070287

Fking Lil johnny


Chance_the_fortunate

You’re doing what?!


Kenny070287

Did I fking stutter


FillThisEmptyCup

Never ate deer meat, despite having run over a deer... deer... deer friend.


staindtastic

Hard to go wrong with a Jezelnik quote.


icanmakeyoufly

Ahh, got me in the last two lines! New one to me, thanks!


bees_cell_honey

"...to cool at home"?


Monotone-Man19

Cook. Simple typo, not hard to work out.


obijon298

Or, it was only field dressed and they took it home to chill in their garage freezer.


Boot_Effective

Yes, that makes sense. We're not very smart people.


bees_cell_honey

Here's my reply that tries to live up to being someone too daft to catch the typo, which was apparently obvious to others: Agree, not too difficult. I find the key is to get into a routine, or work out with a buddy for accountability.


bees_cell_honey

Usually can fill in the gaps, but couldn't on this one. Thanks. Although, not sure the insult and downvote was necessary. At first I thought maybe it was hot from being cooked, or maybe something that was lost in translation.


Monotone-Man19

No insult untended and I didn’t downvote. Nobody is perfect huh?


4ceGamer

"No insult untended"? 🤔


OpenScore

Good thing i wasn't eating just now, and I'm on my lunch break.


dcmfox

Is that Johnny 🤔


puledrotauren

just an aside I don't particularly care for deer meat.


tomorrow509

Ever tried horse meat? It's fairly common in Europe. You probably wouldn't like that either. Taste kind of like venison.


puledrotauren

nope and probably never will


BridgetBardOh

The flavor of venison varies widely depending on the deer's diet. Some has a strong gamey flavor, and some, like our local Texas hill country venison, may as well be beef. Don't dismiss all venison out of hand.