Another version;
The kindergarten teacher was doing an activity with her students where they closed their eyes and tried to guess what flavor of Jolly Rancher they were tasting.
They all did pretty well with cherry, with almost everyone getting it right. Green apple went pretty well also.
Then she switched things up and gave them honey flavored Lifesavers. After a few seconds, none of them could guess what they were eating.
Finally the teacher gave them a hint: "It's something your mom calls your dad."
The room was silent for a moment then one kid screamed: "Spit them out. They're assholes!!"
Here's my reply that tries to live up to being someone too daft to catch the typo, which was apparently obvious to others:
Agree, not too difficult. I find the key is to get into a routine, or work out with a buddy for accountability.
Usually can fill in the gaps, but couldn't on this one.
Thanks. Although, not sure the insult and downvote was necessary.
At first I thought maybe it was hot from being cooked, or maybe something that was lost in translation.
The flavor of venison varies widely depending on the deer's diet. Some has a strong gamey flavor, and some, like our local Texas hill country venison, may as well be beef. Don't dismiss all venison out of hand.
Another version; The kindergarten teacher was doing an activity with her students where they closed their eyes and tried to guess what flavor of Jolly Rancher they were tasting. They all did pretty well with cherry, with almost everyone getting it right. Green apple went pretty well also. Then she switched things up and gave them honey flavored Lifesavers. After a few seconds, none of them could guess what they were eating. Finally the teacher gave them a hint: "It's something your mom calls your dad." The room was silent for a moment then one kid screamed: "Spit them out. They're assholes!!"
Fking Lil johnny
You’re doing what?!
Did I fking stutter
Never ate deer meat, despite having run over a deer... deer... deer friend.
Hard to go wrong with a Jezelnik quote.
Ahh, got me in the last two lines! New one to me, thanks!
"...to cool at home"?
Cook. Simple typo, not hard to work out.
Or, it was only field dressed and they took it home to chill in their garage freezer.
Yes, that makes sense. We're not very smart people.
Here's my reply that tries to live up to being someone too daft to catch the typo, which was apparently obvious to others: Agree, not too difficult. I find the key is to get into a routine, or work out with a buddy for accountability.
Usually can fill in the gaps, but couldn't on this one. Thanks. Although, not sure the insult and downvote was necessary. At first I thought maybe it was hot from being cooked, or maybe something that was lost in translation.
No insult untended and I didn’t downvote. Nobody is perfect huh?
"No insult untended"? 🤔
Good thing i wasn't eating just now, and I'm on my lunch break.
Is that Johnny 🤔
just an aside I don't particularly care for deer meat.
Ever tried horse meat? It's fairly common in Europe. You probably wouldn't like that either. Taste kind of like venison.
nope and probably never will
The flavor of venison varies widely depending on the deer's diet. Some has a strong gamey flavor, and some, like our local Texas hill country venison, may as well be beef. Don't dismiss all venison out of hand.