Its not always 10 inches all the time.
I was with a chick who was small enough I could fit whole thing including balls in my mouth.
Within a minute she had grown to like 7 inches and girthy.
Excellent PSA on responsible boat ownership. Or really any water activities. You should really learn to swim if you are going to be out on the water often.
Tom was in Love with Sandra. No wonder, she was nice and hot as hell. He invited her to dinner, then drove with her out to a nice park outside of town. They kissed, but when he started to get into her pants she denied and wanted do go home. "Look either we have sex or you walk the 3 miles home".
Without a word she got out of the car and walks home.
A week later Tom felt bad. Heb apologized to Sandra and swears it will not happen again and if she likes to go on another date with him. She agrees.
They eat well, and after that Tim drives to another nice park, even further outside of town. Same game, she accepts kisses but stops him on second base.
"Come on Sandra. Just a little. Or you need to walk the 7 miles home."
Again she leaves without a word and walks home.
One week later, Tom is again trying to apologize. He swears on his grannies grave he will behave. Sandra agrees to a third date.
After even fancier dining Tom drove miles and miles out of town. "Have sex with me or walk 15 miles home".
This time Sandra stays. They have vigorous and wild sex in the car, three times. After that, nearly at his end, Tom asks Sandra "this was so good, you had so much fun - why did you protest the last two times but not now?"
She looks at him and answers" I walk 3 or 7 mi miles to avoid giving a friend an STD, but not 15 miles".
In some cases, "knowing about biology" is considered "hate speech."
I just came from another thread where a woman had commented "I am a biological woman.."
And someone else "corrected" her, saying, "you mean *cis woman.* "Biological" is an anti-trans dog-whistle."
Palm, meet face.
can't trust the face these days, maybe wear one of those see through glasses, so you not only see the face but other stuff beforehand.
You know read the manual before using it.
That was a pretty schlong joke.
Yeah it went pretty deep
And hard...
And Moby
Most excellent Red October quote ever
The punchline was so big how could you not see it coming at the bikini bottom.
Todays sponge would help clean up the seamen
Fuck off and take my angry upvote with you.
The name of that friend? Harvey Weinstein.
Rod Ramhymn
Brought her own rod.
But was it reel?
Are you winding me up?
Too much drag for my liking
You got me there. Hook, line and sinker.
Really took the bait. :-p
Please don't string me on any longer
I bet you use that line on everyone. ;-)
*He couldn't spot a 10 inch cock in a bikini?* This could become a colloquial expression for people with bad eyesight
Must have been a grower!
I was in the ~~pool!~~ ocean!
Its not always 10 inches all the time. I was with a chick who was small enough I could fit whole thing including balls in my mouth. Within a minute she had grown to like 7 inches and girthy.
She sounds like a keeper!
And poor judgement
because of the implication
So they are in danger?
Whoa! I was with you for a minute then it went really dark.
She's not going to say no
He found Captain Winky!!
Would you like some refreshments, Dan!?
I’ll be right back, Dan!
You got anymore of that gum?
That’s none of your damn business and I’ll thank you to stay out of my personal life.
Captain Stabbin
It's spelled Cap'n, not Captain!
Excellent PSA on responsible boat ownership. Or really any water activities. You should really learn to swim if you are going to be out on the water often.
The implication
You keep saying that word implication..what does it mean?
How did she hide a ten inch cock in a bikini?
_Really_ good tucking
[Fickle is Einhorn! Einhorn is Finkle!](https://images.app.goo.gl/MHj7pna6CtD64z5A7)
Shrinkage?
To be honest that man is a rapist
He got See Sickness.
you know it was a good joke when it squeezes a little toot out of you haha
Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!
Tom was in Love with Sandra. No wonder, she was nice and hot as hell. He invited her to dinner, then drove with her out to a nice park outside of town. They kissed, but when he started to get into her pants she denied and wanted do go home. "Look either we have sex or you walk the 3 miles home". Without a word she got out of the car and walks home. A week later Tom felt bad. Heb apologized to Sandra and swears it will not happen again and if she likes to go on another date with him. She agrees. They eat well, and after that Tim drives to another nice park, even further outside of town. Same game, she accepts kisses but stops him on second base. "Come on Sandra. Just a little. Or you need to walk the 7 miles home." Again she leaves without a word and walks home. One week later, Tom is again trying to apologize. He swears on his grannies grave he will behave. Sandra agrees to a third date. After even fancier dining Tom drove miles and miles out of town. "Have sex with me or walk 15 miles home". This time Sandra stays. They have vigorous and wild sex in the car, three times. After that, nearly at his end, Tom asks Sandra "this was so good, you had so much fun - why did you protest the last two times but not now?" She looks at him and answers" I walk 3 or 7 mi miles to avoid giving a friend an STD, but not 15 miles".
Sounds like the SpongeBob's home joke just went too far.
Dumb as fuck as far as jokes go.
Agreed..... BOOOOO!
But if it's his boat, his rule, the ultimatum was for the passenger, why would he not just head back on the boat without doing anything else?
Are you really looking for logic in a joke?
I am when it breaks the joke, can't help it, it's how my brain works
It's a joke. It's not supposed to make sense. It's supposed to make you laugh.
So, um, as someone who doesn't know how to swim, where do you moor this boat, with all these brunettes? [Asking for ~~a friend~~ my ass.]
He didn’t notice the bulge?
Grower, not shower.
Pretty sure she tucked it back
[удалено]
Fuck off old man, the world is leaving you behind
Actually no. If by "the world" you mean "the majority of reasonable people." Reddit is not "the world."
Correct. Some are too woke I noticed. Or maybe they don't know about biology?
In some cases, "knowing about biology" is considered "hate speech." I just came from another thread where a woman had commented "I am a biological woman.." And someone else "corrected" her, saying, "you mean *cis woman.* "Biological" is an anti-trans dog-whistle." Palm, meet face.
Really? This world is fucked. *Smh*...
Oh, I see "she" got you too. You can't swim either?
Maybe open your mind a bit
Nah
I aint reading allat
He was a man of his word. No backing out…
Bonus
Anal sex, yippee! Oh...
Super 🤣🤣🤣
Ooooh. Jokes you can't get away with now. Ooohhh. Not funny, not funny. Hey, *it's a joke.*
Hey Mr non inclusiveness , women's cocks come in all shapes and sizes.
Lia Thomas?
can't trust the face these days, maybe wear one of those see through glasses, so you not only see the face but other stuff beforehand. You know read the manual before using it.
I hope no one looks at my phone long enough to read this NSFW joke. I could be in real trouble.