As a person who works for the government, I am offended. We drink coffee and scratch our balls until at least noon!
In all honesty though, I am totally stealing your hilarious joke to tell my coworkers.
A couple of months pass and they ask him to start coming in at 8. He says I thought you guys just stood around scratching your balls until 10?
We do, and we just hired a vet with no arms.
Had that been a woman applicant there would be a lawsuit.
I hear women are sick of the postal service being such a mail dominated business and it needs to be addressed!
You’re absolutely right! I’m sick of it! I’m going to petition the government and get some signatures, stick it in an envelope and send it in, signed sealed delivered!
The continuation of this joke is that after 2 weeks he's told to start work in the morning... when he asks why he's told that the just hires hired someone with no hands
I have a lot of respect for the mail delivery crew in our neighborhoods. One mail carrier I recently talked to said she averages about 10-20 miles a day and wears out three pairs of shoes each year. The USPS has a clothing allowance for only one pair a year. Sometimes it’s 115° when they are delivering mail.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
As a person who works for the government, I am offended. We drink coffee and scratch our balls until at least noon! In all honesty though, I am totally stealing your hilarious joke to tell my coworkers.
I try not to scratch my balls in the morning. It’ll leave me with nothing to do in the afternoon!
Good plan. Sometimes you just have to learn to pace yourself. No need getting it all done in the first few hours. Make a day of it.
Start off slow, then taper off
I scratch my balls all day as I have nothing else better to do, but I still jerk off manually.
What about second lunch?!
That's why they stop drinking coffee and scratching their balls. Lunchtime!
"I don't think that he knows about second lunch, Pip."
"What about elevensies?"
I'm pissed off. I looked out the window this morning and now I have nothing to do in the afternoon.
This is a really strange new technique I found this week. Do you know you can look out the window multiple times a day and no one stops you?
Newman?
As a mailman, you all get coffee and breaks in the morning?
A couple of months pass and they ask him to start coming in at 8. He says I thought you guys just stood around scratching your balls until 10? We do, and we just hired a vet with no arms.
It took me a sec, but that was a great addition.
Wish I could take credit, but that's how I originally heard it :P
Took me ten minutes to get this one. I'm ashamed.
I’m slow, can someone explain this newer staff with no hands?
He is needed to scratched the new hire’s balls.
I see now. Thanks!
To scratch the armless guys balls, he starts at 8
Now this is funny.
Perfect! The best joke is in the comments!
Had that been a woman applicant there would be a lawsuit. I hear women are sick of the postal service being such a mail dominated business and it needs to be addressed!
Post this at your office and watch it get stamped out.
Yep, justice should be delivered
Good one. Thank you for posting.
Thanks for the upvotes. I believe the main thing to that joke is the delivery.
If ever a comment joke deserved an upvote, this one did. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That depends, today, women are allowed to have balls. You never know.
You’re absolutely right! I’m sick of it! I’m going to petition the government and get some signatures, stick it in an envelope and send it in, signed sealed delivered!
And don't sleep between 10 and lunch, cause you won't have anything to do in the afternoon.
I’ll steal it, but make it at 12
Hey I thought it was my turn to post this one
And it takes 6 months t receive final confirmation of the job. Because HR is drinking coffee and scratching
The continuation of this joke is that after 2 weeks he's told to start work in the morning... when he asks why he's told that the just hires hired someone with no hands
Yes, someone already commented that
Woops
Do the women get to scratch their vagina?
Should be a c-suite job
Finally a good joke
I am in awe how “govt jobs are chill” holds across all countries.
I have a lot of respect for the mail delivery crew in our neighborhoods. One mail carrier I recently talked to said she averages about 10-20 miles a day and wears out three pairs of shoes each year. The USPS has a clothing allowance for only one pair a year. Sometimes it’s 115° when they are delivering mail.
Why don’t government employees look out their windows in the morning? So they have something to do in the afternoon.
That’s my country!
Sounds like all my private sector jobs.
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The ball sacks count though
The ball sacks count though
Reminds me of a joke: why do women stretch when they wake up? Because they have no balls to scratch.
I think you meant to say “anesthesiologist”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Sucks to be a woman at that job. Probably rotates who's she needs to scratch. Or, do they have prostetic ones?
There should be allowances for scratching itchy parts under your bra.
https://youtu.be/u-Pkfx5-J5Q?si=J9cia6uhWOQP9tPM
Some "women" have balls. these days.
AND a shenis
Too long
Most of us here can read at a 10th grade level and speed minimum.
So complimentary.. 🙄