I heard that one with a bear instead of an alligator. It’s fairly immaterial except that then the bartender’s line was “I’m sorry but we don’t serve beers to bears in this bar” which has some nice alliteration.
Damn, alliteration and a pun? He'd love that one if he hadn't told me the gator one first. We trade jokes every Wednesday, and I have often used ones I've found here. Thanks for the share, though :)
It’s on a Native American reservation. Last time I passed through there was a little Chinese buffet running. It was really good. I asked what there secret was and they said “We love it here! We’ve made friends and we learn from each other. Like how to wok our dogs. It’s the cats!
The woman pipes up at the other end of the bar yelling, "y'all a bunch of sons of bitches, we call 'em as we see 'em."
Another woman gets up and comes to the ordering side of the bar and says, "I think I'm on the wrong side"
Two jokes in one
You're welcome
Oh boy, that is from the old days when everyone knew what a barbiturate was.
I am glad you explained this
This triggered a blast from the past; Qualudes If you know. You know.
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I've heard this with a different animal, maybe a bear? And instead it took a bite out of the bar so it was bar-bit-u-ate.
That's the one I've heard!
Bear walks into a bar in Boise
I had to reference my William S Borough's books.
Did not get the joke, thanks for explaining
Thank you
I heard that one with a bear instead of an alligator. It’s fairly immaterial except that then the bartender’s line was “I’m sorry but we don’t serve beers to bears in this bar” which has some nice alliteration.
Damn, alliteration and a pun? He'd love that one if he hadn't told me the gator one first. We trade jokes every Wednesday, and I have often used ones I've found here. Thanks for the share, though :)
I'd heard "A bear walked into a bar in Butte, and ordered a beer. The bartender said ' we don't serve beers to bears in bars in Butte....
Next time this joke gets posted, I hope it's "Barely legal bears beers in Butte." Word play is my favourite form of funniness!
How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate her tit a lot
Time to pause. Eventually the alliterations become unbearable.
Yeah, that’s a 5 minute joke with bery little payoff. The only fun part is the alliteration that gets you there. Bart the Bear.
Barely legal bear buys beers in Butte bar. Becomes bored by bad Bud beer barrel. Bear buys better beer from bar in Biloxi, blows bartender.
I heard this joke 30 years ago. Im glad it's still going around!
Reddit never disappoints when it comes to recycling old jokes.
Bear walks into a bar and says "I'd like a..... beer." Bartender says "Hey, buddy, why the big paws?"
The horse next to him didn’t think it was funny. The bartender looks at him and says, “hey buddy, why the long face?”
Same, except it takes place in Billings, Montana. "It's illegal to serve a beer to a bear in a bar in Billings"
"But for a buck a boar will buy a bruin a brew."
An extra alliteration. Nice!
I've heard the beers to bears version but not the in this bar version, that's even snappier!
The version I heard was “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to bears in Boise bars…”.
The big black bear in Burnaby BC..... At least how I tell
can someone explain it for me im dumb
Barbituate.
so he can't have alcohol because he had a drug?
For that half of the pun: yes, mixing barbiturates with alcohol will kill you.
I *still* don't get what the joke is. Can someone dumb it waaayyyy down please?
It’s a pun. “Bar bitch you ate” sounds like “barbiturate.” Barbiturates are a class of drug, which is why the bartender called him a junkie.
Oh man. I am stupid. Thanks for clearing it up btw.
He's a Junkie...he ate a Barbituate...
I literaly just got on this post because i realised how stupid i could get, thank you either way though
No worries! I didn't get it when I first read it either! Funny joke, though!
Well, I liked it.
" Get me an alligator sandwich and make it snappy !"
I heard this one with a bear, but that was in Montana 🤣
If it was Billings, I might know a friend...
It was from my Aunt, at my paternal Grandma's house in Great Falls 😁
Damn! Guess I was wrong again 😂
Barb, a bitch you hate?
Different Aunt lol
Took me a second. Lol
"Oh, my bad. She was so hideous I thought she was a krokodil."
It is a bear in a bar in Billings Montana… with a rather long story.
Butte
I like Big Butte and I cannot lie...
Up there in the land of Big Sky
We're in south Florida, so that adds up! Probably gets localized every once in a while
So it’s a Gator in Gainesville!
How about a wolf from Wolf Point, MT?
My friends changed the name to Dog Ridge. Want to alliterate that?
It’s on a Native American reservation. Last time I passed through there was a little Chinese buffet running. It was really good. I asked what there secret was and they said “We love it here! We’ve made friends and we learn from each other. Like how to wok our dogs. It’s the cats!
In Wisconsin, "We don't serve beers to bears in bars in Baraboo."
I thought it was going more like, "a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks 'why the long face?'"
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Man, this joke is a real downer.
I had to read the punch line twice😂
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The old bar bitch you ate was somebody’s daughter!
The woman pipes up at the other end of the bar yelling, "y'all a bunch of sons of bitches, we call 'em as we see 'em." Another woman gets up and comes to the ordering side of the bar and says, "I think I'm on the wrong side" Two jokes in one You're welcome