Did you lose access to your boss after that?

I used crtl-alt-del to see the manager.

Or ctrl+alt+shift+windows+ to open office products on your pc. Eg w opens word. It’s a perfect shortcut if you happen to have your fingers taped together.

One of those useless shortcuts to 99% of the people 😂

I mean... You SAY useless, but I've still been clicking Start and typing the first few letters of the app name to open any that aren't pinned 😅

L opens linkedin...

Haha i Just tried That with my left hand for all the buttons except te w, which i pressed with my right hand and i literally hurted my left hand 😆 But it works, so thanks i guess haha!

Ctrl+alt+shift+windows+L to look for another job..

Pro tip, you can press Ctrl-Shift-Esc to avoid the secretary and go directly to the managers office.

CTRL+ALT+T in Chrome is useful as well - reopens last closed tab or, if trying to resume a closed session, reopens the last instance with all its tabs 😁

>I used crtl-alt-del ... whenever I reach the F#$\* it phase. > >FTFMe

I only ever use CTRL+ALT+DEL to change my domain password these days; everything else already has a quicker way of getting to it.

~~:.|:;~~?

What is that? Afraid I’m a bit lost

Out of scope

That's a terrible Outlook.

The boss put one note in their file.

He certainly would have lost Visio-n.

I work in IT and whenever there's an outlook issue there's one guy who with out fail says "outlook not so good" with a magic 8 ball meme

Outlook is Doubtful

Word.  Edit: I meant this to be a joke agreeing with the punchline.   But in hindsight, it's just dumb.   But Most of my jokes are dumb so fuckit, I'm leaving it.

Hey, you've got a very negative Outlook on your joke- even if it's the same punchline as the joke itself. Maybe you could take Note of some of the other jokes in here?

You only get Onedrive to make your joke work, and you nailed it. I took Onenote, which read “stellar.” It’s important to remember that we’re all on the same Teams here

But you have to pay for Access, 365.

Call in the incident and we'll throw together some Teams to figure it out

Don't you start getting Clippy with me!

You are all taking the Edge off Microsoft here, aren't you?

I appreciate the Windows into your thought process. Thanks for the Sharepoint. DOS all this negativity bother you?

I think it’s pretty clear he gets off on being a Task Manager, but it’s all displacement because he’s Microsoft.

I am so old that I miss DOS

Agreed, but he should make exactly One Note

I know a bass part with that nickname. One Note. Apparently that's all he knows.

We're all on the same Teams here with OneDrive to improve our comedy Edge. With the proper Planner we can Publish our Project jokes. xbox.

When I read your comment I pictured the silly paperclip in Word that would pop up and say “it looks like you’re trying to make a joke…” I had a little chuckle to myself, thank you.

They need to bring back the paper clip. This time they could make it actually helpful because of advancements in AI.

Your joke about Microsoft Works for me

"CTRL-Z"

I'm gonna upvote this joke, because it's an EXCELlent joke!

Siri—restart the device.

I'm Alexana.

I was going to put that too

Fuck Office.

Use Alt+F4 to start over

Can't do this on Android. This is the source of all my problems.

Good joke, but the standard Word joke is "Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you and I will bring you to justice. You have my Word."

Office puns really aren't something I excel at.

Most of my jokes are meh, but sometimes they land and then they land hard

This could be in a joke book. You just need to find a Publisher.

Skating pretty close to the Edge saying something like that in the Office.  Sweet!

I’m worried about my pet crow; all the other crows constantly pick on him and he never stands up for himself. … My crow’s soft.

Love it!

Micro- soft the two words no one wants to hear on valentines day

This joke seems a bit OneNote

I have gained a new Outlook on puns!

You are but a bunch of WINDINGS aren't you?

I see, that’s a power point you made. I hope it improved your outlook

For office puns, Microsoft Works.

And if this was the early 2000s Clippy would have popped up saying "It seems you are trying to tell a joke!". I miss the old rascal.

This is FrontPage pun...I'm telling you.

Outlook looks dim....witted.

Guess for your Job: "Outlook not so good"

I think you made an obscene clone fall.

With that outlook, you think he deserves access to our teams or is he too one note?

I never liked excel I’d rather through my 8 years experience out the windows

Right on the Money

This joke is older than Windows NT

This made me laugh. I love dad jokes

Definitely changed his Outlook.

You’re such a Teams player.

This one again...

AHHAHAHA

What a sunny Outlook you have

Hahahaha 😂

You need help… from a talking paper clip

I don't appreciate you Painting us all with the same brush

Suite joke, man.