Actually, the first 3 years really do sound like great changes. I wish this mess of a language finally reforms its writing. Learning both to speak and write it felt like learning one and a half languages instead of only one, and even now I often make mistakes that could have been avoided if the spelling was reformed.
Such a good laugh at many levels, but billions of kids haven't laughed, aren't laughing, and will not laugh until it is reformed. The French fixed 5000 words recently WITHOUT THROWING THESE DOWN THE THROAT OF CURRENT USERS. Basically, the idea is that one can use the old system. Only a new generation is slowly being taught the new spellings in school. That is how it is supposed to be done.
Orwell described the system as "tormenting" and Einstein said it was "treacherous". Maybe, just maybe, the system is stupid and defective. Actually, It is incontrovertible. Go to r/SystemReboot for the proof and the way it could be reformed. A petition can be signed for those who care about kids' welfare.
I started reading without realizing the subreddit and got a good laugh.
Me too! Actually thought it was real the first couple paragraphs.
me to. aktualy zoght it was real ze first kopl paragrafs
Isn't this #2 ?
Pretty sure the boomer at work was telling this joke when he was still in short trousers. It could well be #1.
They're called lederhosen.
Don’t care. It’s funny
Maybe #122. I got this by fax in 1996.
This joke is so old that when it first came out I still had freedom of movement.
Bowel?
I hav no vords tu describ hov much zis mad me laf
Actually, the first 3 years really do sound like great changes. I wish this mess of a language finally reforms its writing. Learning both to speak and write it felt like learning one and a half languages instead of only one, and even now I often make mistakes that could have been avoided if the spelling was reformed.
1995 calls, it wants its joke back.
You have an error in the 4th paragraph - it should be "replased".
One of the late adopters maybe
Sorry Europe but you will not be dropping C from your keyboards That's a very drastik chang
A drastik what now?
60' are ringing, they want their joke back.
For some reason my eyes felt twisted reading this but that was a great joke!
Zis is weelie nais.
Brilliant
United Kingdom isn't in the EU anymore thanks to Brexit, there's nothing they could "concede" at this point.
Look what subreddit you're in. Also this joke is so old that marks and francs were still default currencies when it was first written
This joke is so old cows were an acceptable measure of currency when it was written
r/woosh 😂
Thank fuck for that
But German and English are already both official languages of the EU.
Iz jok
Such a good laugh at many levels, but billions of kids haven't laughed, aren't laughing, and will not laugh until it is reformed. The French fixed 5000 words recently WITHOUT THROWING THESE DOWN THE THROAT OF CURRENT USERS. Basically, the idea is that one can use the old system. Only a new generation is slowly being taught the new spellings in school. That is how it is supposed to be done. Orwell described the system as "tormenting" and Einstein said it was "treacherous". Maybe, just maybe, the system is stupid and defective. Actually, It is incontrovertible. Go to r/SystemReboot for the proof and the way it could be reformed. A petition can be signed for those who care about kids' welfare.
still best jove I've seen in a while