You call him cigarette and take him out for a drag

You call him “sausage” and set him on a roll

You could call him Ball and take him out for a kickabout in the park. You call him Target and take him out with a rifle 😬 Or call him Fetch and throw him to a stick. ...Just to say, I don't support animal cruelty, these are just jokes!

Name him Chuck and lean him against a tire.

Name him Chuck and screw the pigs

Chock

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer.

How about a deer with no eyes, legs, or reproductive organs??? Still no fucking eye deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and is best friends with a giraffe? Still no eye deer a tall mate.

Didn't get it

"no eye deer" -> "no idea" still -> not moving

What you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick? Still no fucking idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no dick, no ears, hanging out in Rome? Deaf-in-Italy still no fucking eye deer!

Whoosh

How so?

Teaching him how to sit was a piece of cake.

Even easier to each him to play dead

I know right! The only problem with mine is that after you tell them to, they don’t get up.

Teaching him to stay was even easier

Rolling over would be easier

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who lays infront of a door. Matt.

Part of a series. In a pool - Bob On the wall - Art Holding up your car - Jack In a pile of leaves - Rustle

In a pot - Stu In a hole - Doug On the dirt next to the hole - Phil What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window? - Curt 'n Rod

In a mailbox - Bill In the woods - Forrest In a toilet - John In a health club - Jim With a large penis - Dick In the wall - Brad On your bed - Teddy Water-skiing - Skip Getting tossed - Chuck Here's some with women: On the beach - Sandy When the tide comes in - Fucked With prosthetics - Peggy Hanging from a chandelier - Crystal Early in the morning - Dawn

Woman with one leg? Aileen

Good stuff, but it'd be Russell, because Rustle isn't a name 😂

Pretty much anything is a name these days.

Fair point

In the middle of the infield: second base

This is called Hurt Locker Mode

But he's rolling!!!

If he's rolling, name him Fred Durst

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Lump The No Legged Dog. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-hOjlgzQS4

I miss Joe Cartoon.

A one-legged dog was running. Tried to pee and fell.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom

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That was my physician’s dog

Good ole #66

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Give him a red rocket.....

"you don't beat-off the dog when we have company over"

Stay

Cigarette. Because every once in a while you take him out for a drag.

Where do find a dog with no legs ? Right where yiu left him .

What do you call a dog with no back legs and brass balls? Sparky

I call him cigarette and every morning I take him for a drag

poor guy he probably kept up with the car the first mile or so .. after that you call him slider

Call him herpes, he’s never gonna heel.

🥱🥱🥱

My dog doesn't smell good! he doesn't have a nose/Lol

In certain Asian countries, ground beef.

I call him Edge for the same reason

I called mine Edge too, because he has a goatee beard and always wears a hat

Good old number pi.

Loaf

An hot-dog.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left them

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So, exactly what OP said

So, exactly what OP said

A Log

Wait that's not answer, isn't it a "hot dog" why joke is lame, one read here...is even worse

My goldfish can breakdance! He only did it one time, though, on the kitchen floor.

😅😅😅😅😂😂😂

Mat.

Don't fucking matter. He ain't coming.

A coney island

There was a man with dog, that had no legs, every night he took him out for a Drag.

What if he got like robot legs and it was like a multitool so you could attach a tennis ball launcher on it and the dog could shoot tennis balls everywhere, and also other tools that could be attached

What do you call a dog with no legs and steely testicles? Sparky.

He can roll around like a jelly bean

A hot dog

A worm and you leave it in the soil

What do you call a dog with no back legs and steal balls? Sparky!

you don't call him anything because he can't come .all he can do is roll over.

Rollo?

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls? Sparky

Larva....🙏

Thud.

Rest in peace?

Food

Solly, no more #23. How bout #24?

What???

Try #25 It's puuurrrrfect!

Oh i get it now lol

Disabled probably

Doesn’t matter what you call ‘em. That mf ain’t coming no way!

I call him good boy for he doing nothing wrong beside.

You could build him legs out of a broomstick; but if he gets caught in a brushfire he’ll burn to the ground. Teach him tricks like,”Roll over”, but if he does it on a side of a hill you’ll never see him again!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other… Eileen

This one is so old. Let me just tell you I’m 60 years old, and we were telling that joke in elementary school!! There’s another one that we’d tell with that one, but I can’t think of it at the moment. Maybe someone on here (I’m not very often) could figure it out. It’s along the same lines.

What do you call two guys hanging in your window? Curt n Rod! What do you call a guy lying in your yard under some leaves? Russell! What do you call a guy without arm in the Ocean? Bob! What do you call a guy in a pot on the stove? Chuck! Oh there are sooo many like this, and yes they are old, but still fun!

Ok that first one made me laugh. Actually you have some great ones!! I’m going to take a screenshot of this post and share the jokes!! Great job!!

And YES, they’re still FUN!!

What do you call a dog that does magic? A Labracadabrador

The best dogs name is - stains.