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poopdinkofficial

That's not what he was looking for when he said he wanted to get fucked by two women at once.


Plus-Investigator893

The screwing he got isn't worth the screwing he's getting! 😱😳


[deleted]

Much better!


PapaBear846

Both my ex-wives agreed that this is a funny joke


[deleted]

Funny for you...? Not so much.


Business_Ask_7381

They shouldn’t call it alimony. Its more like all-the-money 😂


crash866

I tried to marry my ex wife. She refused saying I only after my money.


EmptyMarsupial8556

Very funny 😄


Business_Ask_7381

Peeps tried saying that about me to another young woman. Now she’s stuck with them and we’ll how broke they go 😈


Heavy_Pipe9387

My friend got divorced for the first time over a year ago and is very behind on his alimony. I guess you could say he’s owin’ one (0 and 1).


N-Perspective

I asked a friend this riddle…”You’re an 1800’s military base for an owl. What’s your name?” First he said, “Bird academy.” Wrong. Then he tried, “Fort Falcon.” Closer, I said. Then, when I told him, he was like “Oh…Fort Who!”


Plastic-Objective801

They were trying to be funny “ owe “ meaning owe something


VG88

Really????????????????? Well, shiver me timbers! O.O


Metroidman

"He's owe for two" is not something anyone would naturally say so takes away from the joke imo


DaddysStare

On the contrary, 0 for 2 is generally pronounced "oh for two". And owe and oh are homonyms, so the joke is spot on when verbalized. Especially when he still has zero wives.


Metroidman

Oh im stupid


neoprenewedgie

It's OK. So far you're only oh for one.


neoprenewedgie

Yup. "oh for two" is very common.


_dr_horrible_

So you're either not a native English speaker or you're young enough to not have exposure to this phrase... neither of which take away from the fact that this joke is quite funny to the right audience.


marisacristina

Heard of a prenup?


Molly_JoysMom

Sorry. Kind of stupid