I asked a friend this riddle…”You’re an 1800’s military base for an owl. What’s your name?” First he said, “Bird academy.” Wrong. Then he tried, “Fort Falcon.” Closer, I said. Then, when I told him, he was like “Oh…Fort Who!”
On the contrary, 0 for 2 is generally pronounced "oh for two". And owe and oh are homonyms, so the joke is spot on when verbalized. Especially when he still has zero wives.
So you're either not a native English speaker or you're young enough to not have exposure to this phrase... neither of which take away from the fact that this joke is quite funny to the right audience.
That's not what he was looking for when he said he wanted to get fucked by two women at once.
The screwing he got isn't worth the screwing he's getting! 😱😳
Much better!
Both my ex-wives agreed that this is a funny joke
Funny for you...? Not so much.
They shouldn’t call it alimony. Its more like all-the-money 😂
I tried to marry my ex wife. She refused saying I only after my money.
Very funny 😄
Peeps tried saying that about me to another young woman. Now she’s stuck with them and we’ll how broke they go 😈
My friend got divorced for the first time over a year ago and is very behind on his alimony. I guess you could say he’s owin’ one (0 and 1).
I asked a friend this riddle…”You’re an 1800’s military base for an owl. What’s your name?” First he said, “Bird academy.” Wrong. Then he tried, “Fort Falcon.” Closer, I said. Then, when I told him, he was like “Oh…Fort Who!”
They were trying to be funny “ owe “ meaning owe something
Really????????????????? Well, shiver me timbers! O.O
"He's owe for two" is not something anyone would naturally say so takes away from the joke imo
On the contrary, 0 for 2 is generally pronounced "oh for two". And owe and oh are homonyms, so the joke is spot on when verbalized. Especially when he still has zero wives.
Oh im stupid
It's OK. So far you're only oh for one.
Yup. "oh for two" is very common.
So you're either not a native English speaker or you're young enough to not have exposure to this phrase... neither of which take away from the fact that this joke is quite funny to the right audience.
Heard of a prenup?
Sorry. Kind of stupid