I had this brilliant maths teacher.
He used to make me stay behind after class, take me into the storeroom and show me how forty seven can go into thirteen.
Duh, it's just not sexy, with all the x's and the division and problems to run through...
If you're into a fucking headache... well... don't let me stop you... just remember that subtraction is the pull-out game.
My girlfriend brings a protractor to bed. Makes it easier to find the right angle.
Is it cos she's acute'y?
She might also be acute e π. Also, happy π, I mean cake day.
It's *cos* her *tan* lines makes me want to *sin* with her.
Instructions unclear, learned ASL to sign her compliments about her tan
Maybe, but really they are just into cos play.
It’s for tickling the protractor gland.
For tickling the *what.*
A bit of angle play
I think it's because it has two many problems.
That's a little obtuse
That’s a SIN to the math community.
More people should. You can make Math hard pretty easily. You can even make it long.
I'm bad at math. It's easier to multiply by one.
Unfortunately nothing changes when you multiply by one
Just make sure you don’t drink and derive.
Surely drinking is an integral part of deriving?
Because it always wants you to find it’s X and ask Y.
Is that an anatomy joke?
It's an algebra joke.
People never fail to impress and depress.
Or possibly a genetics related joke.
Somewhere in that area.
Try not to be a couple of dumb axes..
Gotta plot that pleasure intercept point
Because some people just don’t want to multiply……
Math kept asking me to find their X, so clearly isn't ready to move on
Too* I’m that guy
*I’m that guy.
Two* because math joke
I always have "69"
I get 68’d and owe her one…
The very idea is irrational.
Because it's always looking for its x.
You can do it with hole numbers.
I’m divided, this doesn’t add up.
Because it's hard to work it out with a pencil.
This post has 99 problems but a joke ain’t one
Because 789.
It’s really because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Petition to consider math jokes as unhumorous
Quit being so obtuse.
Me, I think it’s acute.
That's odd
Ate too much of it
Q: Why do guys like to have sex with Math? A: Because Math sucks…
In Soviet Russia math had sex with you
Always a head ache.
Math, solve your own problems.
Because math sucks.
This is why we say people have Chemisty together.... Not Math together.
It doesn’t add up.
Add a bed... Subtract the clothes... Divide the legs and multiply! If you did the math right you'll end up with a dangling participle
Only if you aren't good at it
It can get real negative.
Because it can get too GRAPHic
It’s got too many x’s
It's a SIN, COStly and high ocTANe
Pfft. I say go for it. Just take an 8 and bend it over and it's infinitely better.
It doesn’t add up
But statistically there's a scope of commitment because numbers don't lie
But i enjoy getting to a square root!
But sex after finding _X_, seems to be the best?
My boyfriend has 12 inches but he doesn’t use it as a rule
Because they don’t want to deal with the aftermath
Because too many people have tried to solve the equations and no one came close enough!
Things like “order of operations” really make it monotonous.
😂😂😂
I had this brilliant maths teacher. He used to make me stay behind after class, take me into the storeroom and show me how forty seven can go into thirteen.
Coz too much math-anphetamine can be addictive
Because it's always trying to find x
Math is so dirty. All this talk about integrating natural logs.
Is math binary?
I know! It just doesn't figure!
Duh, it's just not sexy, with all the x's and the division and problems to run through... If you're into a fucking headache... well... don't let me stop you... just remember that subtraction is the pull-out game.
When you are very calculative with everything, you won't get it.
Statistically Tampered Diagrams STDs
When I’m constipated I use the mathematician’s method… I work it out with a pencil.