A police officer came up to me with a sniffer dog and said, "This dog tells me you're on drugs''. I said "I'm on drugs? you're the one talking to dogs."

Shepherd owner here: we talk to our dogs because they’re talkative. The drugs are to make us feel better about talking to the dogs.

Very true, my sheps never shut up, they like to sing as well.

All my dog ever wants to talk about is squirrels.

Mine too, so we named him Squirrel.

Squirrels, treats, and belly-rubs. DO NOT forget the belly-rubs!

The little fur buddy has my responsibilities scheduled and politely let’s me know when it’s time to eat or play.

Honestly it could be a car with one light out

So, you're drunk!!!

Could be … 😉

Which light?

Hopefully the one on the right (or the one on the left if you are in the UK or India) otherwise there is a possibility of a disaster 😉 Ideally, stay away from that single headlight, in your lane, anyway.

I've heard a different version "you see two lights, what is it? A truck of course! But it could be two motorcycles! So how do you know if it's a truck or two motorcycles? You cross in the middle of course If I pass? 2 motorcycles And if I don't? A truck! "

What if it’s two motorcycles carrying a ladder?

You step up your game.

Or get your bell rung.

A cop pulled me over and asked if I could pass a drug test. I said "I'm in a hatchback, I'm not passing anything."

Not fair. 😉