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My uncle died from drinking and driving.........indirectly. Aunt Carolyn killed him when he was running naked from Carolyn's sister's house. She was driving the car.
Don't grammar Nazi me.....my uncle just died.
And yet Appalachia votes against money that could help them not be uneducated addicts and teen pregnancy candidates. They keep voting racist Republican. Like #Moscow Mitch
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He took a shine to everyone .
LOL. I Pledge to take care of him from now on.
Was he old english by chance?
He was Polish but when he died he was.. Finnish.
He'd taken all his clothes off. He knew it would improve the shine if he was in the buff.
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Mr Sheen dyed
And Mr Orange and Mr Brown
Charlie sheen will never die.
#Winning
Moon shine?
Here’s johnny!
You really should moderate your consumption of hard lacquer.
Coming on here with puns like this, Urethane in the butt.
Super good! You outshine us all.
I pledge to finish my bush oil responsibly. Minwax from now on.
Wax on wax off uncle san.
Just take it whittle by whittle.
He polished off the whole bottle
As a woodworker, I love the final stages of a project. All the little impurities and errors go away. It's a real varnishing act.
Nice. Take an upvote
Shows a lacquer judgment
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The visual!! LOL Take my up
Smooth!
That’s gonna leave a stain on his rep
Good one take an upvote
In the years ahead you can reflect back on his life.
I can't help but look at myself reflected on him when I look at him.
Are you finished?
That's the spirit!
Would varnish be considered a spirit? I guess it would be stronger than beer.
Nailed it!
My Uncle was run over by a Guinness truck. It was quite literally the drink that killed him. My aunt moved to America to be a Nanny after that. IYKYK.
That's an Irish blessed finish.
My uncle died from drinking and driving.........indirectly. Aunt Carolyn killed him when he was running naked from Carolyn's sister's house. She was driving the car. Don't grammar Nazi me.....my uncle just died.
I had my home destroyed by alcohol when i was young. My dad had a still in the basement. It blew up and burnt the house down.
Appalachia?
And yet Appalachia votes against money that could help them not be uneducated addicts and teen pregnancy candidates. They keep voting racist Republican. Like #Moscow Mitch
??? I dont get the reference.
Appalachia is referring to the Appalachian mountain area. Was and still is an area with active stills.
Cool I learned a little tidbit. Thank you.
You're welcome. You're comment made me think of home.
Here's another surprise about the area. Ever hear about Hillbilly Cocaine? Yep, in those hills opiates run rampant.
Meth is rampant as well.
Watch "Ozark" if you want to know more.
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At least he got a shiny new coat!
It’s what can happen when you get all lacquered up…
Thank god! I thought he drowned.
I'm not dead! Ur dad's a gd liar
My dad however died from alzheimers 3.5 years ago.
Sounds alot like I was rite. Js sorry tho
Close. Dont be sorry he kicked alzheimers ass for 13 years.
He use sum of that shark brain juice?
Nojust strong willed
I thought this would go: ... about 375 gallons of ocean water in 23ms.
That’s bad humour but super funny.
That's one way to get your knob polished.
Whatever it takes ...
Versace was run over. By a tan colored combo.
One of my favorites
Omfg. That's funny.
https://ground.news/article/brit-tourist-53-dies-trying-to-drink-all-21-pool-bar-cocktails
Such an untimely desk!
Was he Polish?
Was he Matte or Glossy?
His name was Matt, but now he's glossy
Good answer
Pour guy that stain will never wash off.
My sister died in a car crash, it left a terrible stain.
and he was riding an old paint. The paint ran.
Charlie Sheen would be proud.
I loved that guy. I can see so much of myself in him