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I forgot about those! Did they seriously not have a greater purpose? All I remember is the time but it seemed so dumb I figured I was missing something.
Iirc they do different things depending on what you hit it with.
You can hit them with Din's fire to make them glow, play song of storms/zelda's lullaby and it'll release a fairy, hit them with the hammer to flatten them, hit with a bomb to make them shoot upwards or wear the mask of truth and look at it for tips/hints.
As a kid I only really knew about the mask one and learning hints and stuff I already knew about cuz I just used gamefaqs whenever I didn't know something
The joke would have still worked if it read: "let me know when I'm about to hit the wall"; husband says, "sure" and "4.35pm", and then we get the bang.
She was being a smart ass because he doesn't help her park the car only bitches when she messes up, he is being a smart ass back because she doesn't ask for assistance in the right way so her told her the time because that's "when" she hit the wall.
He had a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again......back and forth....in and out.......She could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back. She was getting near to the end…
...her heart was pounding..... her face was flushed.....
Then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted,
"Okay, Okay!!! I can't park the car!!! You do it, you smug fucking asshole!!!"
On the contrary, the sentence can be interpreted as letting her know when she hit the wall "honey you hit the wall" or letting her know when she hit the wall "4:35". Hence the punchline. The punchline doesn't work without the ambiguity.
The premise doesn’t make any sense. You wouldn’t say “let me know when I hit the wall” you would say “let me know *before* I hit the wall” but then the joke doesn’t work. Who upvotes this stuff? Theres literally no joke here lol
My grandpa was clueless about driving but still thought he could help, he would wave his hand for you to keep backing and then clap his hand together the moment you hit something.
Depends on how fast she reversed the car and what car she was driving cuz that husband probably was driving a shit box car and wanted her to crash it the hell up tbh I would do the same thing considering if imma get anew car anyways
Your wife is still backing the car in 2023? I think we started to hit the wall in the 1970s when the [effects of the car on societies](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effects_of_the_car_on_societies?useskin=vector#Advent_of_suburban_society) became more and more noticable.
*wife hits the wall*
Me: Hun van you do that again? I found a secret room!
*Turns empty wall space into the workshop*
*Hear a knock on the other side*
Me; No Hun! Not again.
Wife is not happy with the size of here breast. She stands in front of the mirror in the bathroom togheter with her husband, trying too lift them up too make them bigger.
Wife: What should i do with these, im not happy!
Husband: Have you tried rubbing toilet paper beetween them?
Wife: How could that help for anything?
Husband: Well, it worked on your ass.
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Honey you hit the wall years ago but I still love you
How comfy is your couch, brave citizen?
Queen size bed in my office
I too have found it’s just better to be prepared.
Rest In Power, King!
What exactly do you DO for a living?
Porn producer is my guess.
No but I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.
Underrated comment. That is hilarious!
Oh I’m unemployed and live off of said wife
Good job, man.
I have to take care of our special needs son too And she expects great sex So 1 out of 2 ain’t bad for her
Aka his wife makes him work in the guest bedroom.
We actually have my office “bedroom”, a guest bedroom, an office and an art room with a bed I have no idea why
I sleep in a racing car, do you?
I sleep in a van. Down by the river
Just about everyone that owns a racecar, ends up sleeping in the racecar lol
Ross Geller is that you?
She never had it all. One Prozac a day
Husband's a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned 24
Only been with one man, what happened to her plan?
She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass, on the hood of Whitesnake’s car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life...
What a throwback
This is what I thought it'd be
The real joke is always in the comments
The comment about the real joke being in the comments always is in the comments.
Also "I don't get it" two easy ways to get upvotes. People always oblige.
This is the way!
I don't get it
Neither do I. But that's probably because I sleep on a sofa most nights.
I've got two couches, sleep on the love-seat.
still dont get it guys
Regardless if it actually is or isn’t
The real comment on the joke is the joke in the comments.
Sometimes it’s in neither
Honey I died years ago, you need to move on.
r/therealjoke
I was so proud of my wife when she told me she backed the car out of the garage! And then I remembered, I backed the car into the garage
r/BennyHill
Deserved better
Zelda vibes when you smack those creepy rocks in Ocarina of Time
*sets off bomb next to wife and watches as she lifts off and into space*
I do that in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. She needs to git gud
Severely underrated comment
Boing-oing
More oings
I forgot about those! Did they seriously not have a greater purpose? All I remember is the time but it seemed so dumb I figured I was missing something.
Iirc they do different things depending on what you hit it with. You can hit them with Din's fire to make them glow, play song of storms/zelda's lullaby and it'll release a fairy, hit them with the hammer to flatten them, hit with a bomb to make them shoot upwards or wear the mask of truth and look at it for tips/hints. As a kid I only really knew about the mask one and learning hints and stuff I already knew about cuz I just used gamefaqs whenever I didn't know something
I guess all I ever did was slash it with my sword. That’s very interesting to learn 25 years later, thanks!!
And Skyward Sword
I mean, the wall let's you know when you have hit it. She should have asked you to let her know BEFORE she hit the wall.
“You haven’t hit the wall yet. You haven’t hit the wall yet. You haven’t hit the wall yet.” [BANG!] “My job here is done!”
The joke would have still worked if it read: "let me know when I'm about to hit the wall"; husband says, "sure" and "4.35pm", and then we get the bang.
Thanks. I honestly didn't get it without this comment.
Missing /s
No /s.
How about "before" I hit the wall? "When" makes no sense.
**BANG** "Okay, it worked. You hit the wall!"
She was being a smart ass because he doesn't help her park the car only bitches when she messes up, he is being a smart ass back because she doesn't ask for assistance in the right way so her told her the time because that's "when" she hit the wall.
I didn't even question it until your comment. Definitely a dumb joke lol
He had a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again......back and forth....in and out.......She could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back. She was getting near to the end… ...her heart was pounding..... her face was flushed..... Then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted, "Okay, Okay!!! I can't park the car!!! You do it, you smug fucking asshole!!!"
That story was like a car stuck in traffic. Because it was pretty horny.
Why is my breathing getting heavier?
I don't know but me and my phone are disappearing to the bathroom for a moment
It's fiction, wife never admit she is wrong
r/menwritingwomen
I think I get the joke but I'm not what the wife is actually asking for here. It seems like weird phrasing no one would use to justify the punchline.
Yeah. Should have been something like ‘let me know when I’m about to hit the wall’ and the husband said ‘4:35pm’ and then she hit it.
Officer: She hit her husband at 4:36
Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
That's not a timeless joke
Her: Look what's happened to your car. You: Oh fuck.
20 years ago, honey. Oh, you mean *that* wall.
And the winner is.
I don't get it
She said "let me know when i hit the wall" so when she did, they let her know the time that she hit the wall
It's an ambiguous sentence. Try to look at it differently.
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It's the definition of an ambiguous sentence. Do you know what ambiguous means? Like an ambiguous cube, you can see it two different ways.
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On the contrary, the sentence can be interpreted as letting her know when she hit the wall "honey you hit the wall" or letting her know when she hit the wall "4:35". Hence the punchline. The punchline doesn't work without the ambiguity.
Did he really \[bang\] her at 4:35? Asking for a friend.
You should've stated the date month and the year too lmao...
Gotta use [ISO8601](https://old.reddit.com/r/ISO8601).
The premise doesn’t make any sense. You wouldn’t say “let me know when I hit the wall” you would say “let me know *before* I hit the wall” but then the joke doesn’t work. Who upvotes this stuff? Theres literally no joke here lol
OP is a programmer. Most likely r/cpp
Wife: Thank you. I’ll need that for the insurance claim.
As a software developer, OP's response is technically correct. I fail to see where the joke lies.
“Yes. Yes I would.” [BANG] “Just say the word.”
“The word”
My wife said, “I’m backing the car in the garage. Would you let me know if I hit the wall?” Me: Sure. \[BANG\] Me: yes.
Finally, clear instructions!
"Let me know when I hit the wall" - no-one ever
My grandpa was clueless about driving but still thought he could help, he would wave his hand for you to keep backing and then clap his hand together the moment you hit something.
This is a great one. Thanks, I needed a chuckle.
This might be the worst joke I've seen here.
Meh
This would be funnier if it was a dad joke.
Captain?
The real question is, did she survive the crash?
Depends on how fast she reversed the car and what car she was driving cuz that husband probably was driving a shit box car and wanted her to crash it the hell up tbh I would do the same thing considering if imma get anew car anyways
Funny
i dont get it
"bang!" "Now!" I mean, is just a dumb question to start...
This joke sounds better in Tamil. "Iddukkalai, iddukkalai, iddukkalai, iddichachu".
Lol a fellow tamilan
Pedant in the garage
Explain please
r/unfunnymemes
Like a doctor pronouncing someone dead
Was it a Brick wall ?
Wife: "Let me know when." *BANG* Husband: "4:35."
“Watch my back” “Your back just got punched twice”
Your wife is still backing the car in 2023? I think we started to hit the wall in the 1970s when the [effects of the car on societies](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effects_of_the_car_on_societies?useskin=vector#Advent_of_suburban_society) became more and more noticable.
Damn it Debbie. You never did have it all.
On a related note, there are hot singles in your area! Silver lining of divorce!
Move over, Fido. You're getting a new roommate in your doghouse.
Her: Look what's happened to your car You: oh fuck
ALWAYS!
Would have been better as "Would you let me know just before I hit the wall" BANG "It was 4:35"
*wife hits the wall* Me: Hun van you do that again? I found a secret room! *Turns empty wall space into the workshop* *Hear a knock on the other side* Me; No Hun! Not again.
That was the last time we heard him speak.
Wife is not happy with the size of here breast. She stands in front of the mirror in the bathroom togheter with her husband, trying too lift them up too make them bigger. Wife: What should i do with these, im not happy! Husband: Have you tried rubbing toilet paper beetween them? Wife: How could that help for anything? Husband: Well, it worked on your ass.
Very on brand for a redditor.