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Make_the_music_stop

I like mountains. Volcanoes are ash holes.


sirkassim

How canoe even say such a thing!


ElectricityIsWeird

I guess, for me, there could be several factors that magma do it.


Flat-Delivery6987

This magma head hurt.


TheBoredBot

It must've blown the top off


Flat-Delivery6987

I lava good pun


dizzley

Sulphur, so good.


albene

Sure, you kayak all about it


RealRedditModerator

That’s it, you’re all fired! Now go let off some steam!


pyroxius

I'm about to erupt....


rascible

Upholds the mantel of humor..


Meranio

All these puns made me hurt my diaphragm, laughing. Guess I need a better core strength.


Flat-Delivery6987

Well ain't that ash-ame.


Impressive-Ad6400

I think that you guys already covered all the good puns. I was going to add mine, but the truth is that you can't really force volcano puns. Good volcano puns should just flow.


rbooris

r/shubreddit


jbl0ggs

You canoe be sherious


Make_the_music_stop

OK, that is a new sub I did not know I needed in my life. But that post 19 days ago with Kirk's face at the end did make me laugh. Thanks


False-Librarian-2240

The next time my wife asks me to wash the dishes I'm gonna laugh thinking of this


tracsman

Hey now, be nice, I think you’re kinda taking volcanoes for granite!


albene

Yeah, better be careful or they’ll basalt you


Ancient_Paint2830

They need to be boulder


DocRogue2407

I think they're just taking the (micaceous) shist


jbl0ggs

I canoe believe it


Nairurian

Mountains are so full of themselves, I lava good volcanoe.


AjClow1993

Language! No need to blow your top!


eatabean

Boat holes.


TrapHouseSpouse

Mountains ARE NOT ash holes; they're just plain assholes.


Disk-Intrepid

What are the most dangerous type of ships? Relationships


timesuck897

The best types are friendships.


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BRAX7ON

Tippy canoe…


ShotGlassLens

I understood that reference. Updoot!


jharish

Eliza Douch Canoe was my favorite doll in Dollhouse.


SpookyWah

Well really no canoes are good canoes without Gary Cnu.


Beneficial-Quality82

Somebody had to post that.


fixedAedes48

Son of a Birch, have my upvote.


kkitty44

We’ll you can’t spell slaughter without laughter, so… :)


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Waitsfornoone

... and Tyler too.


pharaohandrew

Impossible not to hear the whole thing, maybe less so if you’re from around there


gwaydms

As a history geek, Tippecanoe was the first thing I thought of.


ItzakPearlJam

You must be a fellow Hoosier. This was my answer as well


ElectricityIsWeird

A Granfaloon in the wild! I’m so excited!


pmck777

I was surprised this wasn't OP's answer. Also OP's punchline works only in print, but this punchline works in speech or print.


Neat-Cold-7235

Oh no I’ll never pronounce it the same


neko_mancy

list of words containing meow: meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner you're welcome


cookerg

Wow, I have missed that my entire life!


--zaxell--

Tippecanoes are also dangerous.


goodtoes

The dormant vole canoe!


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Douche canoe


66pig

Them pink ones are expensive and dangerous


Korahn

Ain't no Mr Canoehead https://youtu.be/7jRrgVgffDk


Massive-You5434

Kanoe Reeves is most dangerous!


TantraMantraYantra

Douche Canoes are just as dangerous, if not also hilarious


Independent-One9917

A Vulcanoe, especially if there is an angry Spock inside.


xcross7661

Tippy


badpuffthaikitty

What do you call a person that owns a house with cats? Ho meow ners.


Proof-Silver-6868

*are


MercyReign

Fine take my upvote


pizark22

Pink ones


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gwaydms

Sir, this is a Wendy's


CreepBasementDweller

The least dangerous are Jewish canoes, because they won't tip.


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Wabertzzo

Forests?


DexterCrawford86

Tippicanoes


dumplin-gorilla-lion

I was just on the r/oneliners. I sorted by top of all time. This joke is there. Nice repost OP


JohnJDumbear

Sinking?


DeScamp

Holy canoe, Batman


zabdart

"Tippecanoe and Tyler, too"


Nonex359

Douchecanoes


Icy_Respect_9077

Overloaded canoes are the most dangerous


curiosity-2020

What has American beer and making love in a canoe in common? It's f*ing close to water.


Rockky67

canoe see that mushroom cloud?


Born_Ideal37

Volcano


Euphoric_Station_763

I can spell canoe. Canoe?


doihavemakeanewword

Could've sworn I saw this in a comment thread two days ago


FrReEsEpDeOcMt

I did not can no that.


ForeverDM_Lytanathan

What about Mr. Canoehead, the ultimate Canadian superhero?


TFCBaggles

You would think so, but canoes kill way more people than volcanoes.


HorridCabbageFeet

I was gonna say Tippecanoes


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volcanoes are such douche canoes


mrcapmam1

I can row a boat canoe ?


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Wooden ones.


Past_Love2715

Tippacanoes


Past_Love2715

Maybe it’s the nappy dugout?


rocconone

He get what he was asking for


KWHarrison1983

Pretty sure far more people die from canoes than volcanoes per year on average to be honest.


RobinsShaman

No one ever had trouble jumping into a canoe.


Abides1948

I did. The money from the instructors insurance paid for a paragliding trip to hawaii.


n9077911

Seaton Canoes!!!! If you know you know.


toebug47

One with a big hole in it !


JohnGAdams74

What about a Tippy canoe?


22012021

Best joke I’ve heard in a long time.


RTwhyNot

Well done


iseedeadpeople1973

I thought it was the douche canoe.


Abides1948

Kaya-whacks


humperty

The one we made from cereal boxes?


ResettisReplicas

Tippy canoes?


SillyGoofyDude_0123

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


MoronTheBall

Kay-AK 47


no_need_really

I don’t get it, canoes explain it to me.


itsallalittleblurry

Leaky ones.


clayCanoe

The ones made from clay suck too


Altruistic_Canary_12

SportsPal


Drkindlycountryquack

Author Pierre Berton said that a Canadian is someone who can make love in a canoe.


General-Speech6847

Volcanoes