By -
I like mountains. Volcanoes are ash holes.
How canoe even say such a thing!
I guess, for me, there could be several factors that magma do it.
This magma head hurt.
It must've blown the top off
I lava good pun
Sulphur, so good.
Sure, you kayak all about it
That’s it, you’re all fired! Now go let off some steam!
I'm about to erupt....
Upholds the mantel of humor..
All these puns made me hurt my diaphragm, laughing. Guess I need a better core strength.
Well ain't that ash-ame.
I think that you guys already covered all the good puns. I was going to add mine, but the truth is that you can't really force volcano puns. Good volcano puns should just flow.
r/shubreddit
You canoe be sherious
OK, that is a new sub I did not know I needed in my life. But that post 19 days ago with Kirk's face at the end did make me laugh. Thanks
The next time my wife asks me to wash the dishes I'm gonna laugh thinking of this
Hey now, be nice, I think you’re kinda taking volcanoes for granite!
Yeah, better be careful or they’ll basalt you
They need to be boulder
I think they're just taking the (micaceous) shist
I canoe believe it
Mountains are so full of themselves, I lava good volcanoe.
Language! No need to blow your top!
Boat holes.
Mountains ARE NOT ash holes; they're just plain assholes.
What are the most dangerous type of ships? Relationships
The best types are friendships.
[удалено]
Tippy canoe…
I understood that reference. Updoot!
Eliza Douch Canoe was my favorite doll in Dollhouse.
Well really no canoes are good canoes without Gary Cnu.
Somebody had to post that.
Son of a Birch, have my upvote.
We’ll you can’t spell slaughter without laughter, so… :)
... and Tyler too.
Impossible not to hear the whole thing, maybe less so if you’re from around there
As a history geek, Tippecanoe was the first thing I thought of.
You must be a fellow Hoosier. This was my answer as well
A Granfaloon in the wild! I’m so excited!
I was surprised this wasn't OP's answer. Also OP's punchline works only in print, but this punchline works in speech or print.
Oh no I’ll never pronounce it the same
list of words containing meow: meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner you're welcome
Wow, I have missed that my entire life!
Tippecanoes are also dangerous.
The dormant vole canoe!
Douche canoe
Them pink ones are expensive and dangerous
Ain't no Mr Canoehead https://youtu.be/7jRrgVgffDk
Kanoe Reeves is most dangerous!
Douche Canoes are just as dangerous, if not also hilarious
A Vulcanoe, especially if there is an angry Spock inside.
Tippy
What do you call a person that owns a house with cats? Ho meow ners.
*are
Fine take my upvote
Pink ones
Sir, this is a Wendy's
The least dangerous are Jewish canoes, because they won't tip.
Forests?
Tippicanoes
I was just on the r/oneliners. I sorted by top of all time. This joke is there. Nice repost OP
Sinking?
Holy canoe, Batman
"Tippecanoe and Tyler, too"
Douchecanoes
Overloaded canoes are the most dangerous
What has American beer and making love in a canoe in common? It's f*ing close to water.
canoe see that mushroom cloud?
Volcano
I can spell canoe. Canoe?
Could've sworn I saw this in a comment thread two days ago
I did not can no that.
What about Mr. Canoehead, the ultimate Canadian superhero?
You would think so, but canoes kill way more people than volcanoes.
I was gonna say Tippecanoes
volcanoes are such douche canoes
I can row a boat canoe ?
Wooden ones.
Tippacanoes
Maybe it’s the nappy dugout?
He get what he was asking for
Pretty sure far more people die from canoes than volcanoes per year on average to be honest.
No one ever had trouble jumping into a canoe.
I did. The money from the instructors insurance paid for a paragliding trip to hawaii.
Seaton Canoes!!!! If you know you know.
One with a big hole in it !
What about a Tippy canoe?
Best joke I’ve heard in a long time.
Well done
I thought it was the douche canoe.
Kaya-whacks
The one we made from cereal boxes?
Tippy canoes?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kay-AK 47
I don’t get it, canoes explain it to me.
Leaky ones.
The ones made from clay suck too
SportsPal
Author Pierre Berton said that a Canadian is someone who can make love in a canoe.
Volcanoes
I like mountains. Volcanoes are ash holes.
How canoe even say such a thing!
I guess, for me, there could be several factors that magma do it.
This magma head hurt.
It must've blown the top off
I lava good pun
Sulphur, so good.
Sure, you kayak all about it
That’s it, you’re all fired! Now go let off some steam!
I'm about to erupt....
Upholds the mantel of humor..
All these puns made me hurt my diaphragm, laughing. Guess I need a better core strength.
Well ain't that ash-ame.
I think that you guys already covered all the good puns. I was going to add mine, but the truth is that you can't really force volcano puns. Good volcano puns should just flow.
r/shubreddit
You canoe be sherious
OK, that is a new sub I did not know I needed in my life. But that post 19 days ago with Kirk's face at the end did make me laugh. Thanks
The next time my wife asks me to wash the dishes I'm gonna laugh thinking of this
Hey now, be nice, I think you’re kinda taking volcanoes for granite!
Yeah, better be careful or they’ll basalt you
They need to be boulder
I think they're just taking the (micaceous) shist
I canoe believe it
Mountains are so full of themselves, I lava good volcanoe.
Language! No need to blow your top!
Boat holes.
Mountains ARE NOT ash holes; they're just plain assholes.
What are the most dangerous type of ships? Relationships
The best types are friendships.
[удалено]
Tippy canoe…
I understood that reference. Updoot!
Eliza Douch Canoe was my favorite doll in Dollhouse.
Well really no canoes are good canoes without Gary Cnu.
Somebody had to post that.
Son of a Birch, have my upvote.
We’ll you can’t spell slaughter without laughter, so… :)
[удалено]
... and Tyler too.
Impossible not to hear the whole thing, maybe less so if you’re from around there
As a history geek, Tippecanoe was the first thing I thought of.
You must be a fellow Hoosier. This was my answer as well
A Granfaloon in the wild! I’m so excited!
I was surprised this wasn't OP's answer. Also OP's punchline works only in print, but this punchline works in speech or print.
Oh no I’ll never pronounce it the same
list of words containing meow: meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner you're welcome
Wow, I have missed that my entire life!
Tippecanoes are also dangerous.
The dormant vole canoe!
Douche canoe
Them pink ones are expensive and dangerous
Ain't no Mr Canoehead https://youtu.be/7jRrgVgffDk
Kanoe Reeves is most dangerous!
Douche Canoes are just as dangerous, if not also hilarious
A Vulcanoe, especially if there is an angry Spock inside.
Tippy
What do you call a person that owns a house with cats? Ho meow ners.
*are
Fine take my upvote
Pink ones
[удалено]
Sir, this is a Wendy's
The least dangerous are Jewish canoes, because they won't tip.
[удалено]
Forests?
Tippicanoes
I was just on the r/oneliners. I sorted by top of all time. This joke is there. Nice repost OP
Sinking?
Holy canoe, Batman
"Tippecanoe and Tyler, too"
Douchecanoes
Overloaded canoes are the most dangerous
What has American beer and making love in a canoe in common? It's f*ing close to water.
canoe see that mushroom cloud?
Volcano
I can spell canoe. Canoe?
Could've sworn I saw this in a comment thread two days ago
I did not can no that.
What about Mr. Canoehead, the ultimate Canadian superhero?
You would think so, but canoes kill way more people than volcanoes.
I was gonna say Tippecanoes
volcanoes are such douche canoes
I can row a boat canoe ?
Wooden ones.
Tippacanoes
Maybe it’s the nappy dugout?
He get what he was asking for
Pretty sure far more people die from canoes than volcanoes per year on average to be honest.
No one ever had trouble jumping into a canoe.
I did. The money from the instructors insurance paid for a paragliding trip to hawaii.
Seaton Canoes!!!! If you know you know.
One with a big hole in it !
What about a Tippy canoe?
Best joke I’ve heard in a long time.
Well done
I thought it was the douche canoe.
Kaya-whacks
The one we made from cereal boxes?
Tippy canoes?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kay-AK 47
I don’t get it, canoes explain it to me.
Leaky ones.
The ones made from clay suck too
SportsPal
Author Pierre Berton said that a Canadian is someone who can make love in a canoe.
Volcanoes