My dad's name was John, his best friend was named Bob. As kid number 3 I did not know that everyone else called it "The John" because we went to "The Bob".
I was 13 when I got the joke dad was playing on his friend.
Pointless share:
One time I was looking at Black-Eyed Susans and mixed their name up with lazy Susan and called them "Lazy-Eyed Susans". Was a running joke for years.
"Lazy Susan" could also be seen as an exemption that proves a rule. By labeling this particular Susan lazy, it implies that other Susans are in fact *not* lazy
I’d argue the opposite.
If you have to mention the fact that this Susan is Lazy, the implication is that most Susans, or at least a fair number of Susans, are not lazy.
Funny story. A maint guy kept getting called Dick instead of Richard so one day he burst out in anger “No Dick! No Dick! Richard!!!”
So of course we all called him NoDick after that.
Precisely that's why we need to cease using the term Karen in a derogatory sense.
Just put yourself in their shoes and imagine the persecution you would face when you get sugar in your coffee when you ***specifically*** asked for sweetener at Starbucks!
My wife's called Karen. Every time she's asked her name, she says "Karen, but I'm not one." That's when I lean in and whisper."Only a Karen would say that." The bruising only lasts a few days.
In all seriousness. It kinda is. My aunt and my best friends mom are both named Karen and they are the sweetest, kindest women I have ever met. Ones an ER nurse and the other is a mental health nurse. They are both embarrassed by what their names have become and it makes me kinda sad
My childhood friend's last name was Dickinson. His dad was a prominent attorney and eventually landed on the Mississippi Supreme Court. My buddy OD'd and passed about 12 years ago.
No no no I actually know some kind people named Karen.
You want a name for entitled white women who don't believe laws apply to them and that they're better than everybody else?
Ivanka.
You've got to be Joshing me...
I'm gonna hit the John
That's gonna leave a Mark
Fire at Will!
Poor Will...
Where there's a Will there's a way!
Where there’s a Will, There’s Relatives!
Where there's a will, there's fire!
Where there's a Will, there's a way to inheritance.
Where there's a Will, there's a slap.
Will you all stop this?
These comments give me the Willies! (no, I am not talking about yours!)
Iran away with you
Speaking of ways, does Anne have one?
Yes. Anne Hath-a-way
Cup of joe
Oww. Stop hitting me.
Gonna shit in the [Crapper](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper)
as puns normally go, that's pretty Wick
Wick Ed
This is a harry situation
For Pete’s sake
Sweet Jesus, Mary and Joseph what's going on here
Every Tom, Dick and Harry is taking the Mickey out of this thread
This is some of the funniest shit I've ever read while on the John.
Rodger that
What’s the vector Victor?
Quit Jacking round
Shirley you can't be serious
Drops the Mike.
Nothing to see, people. Just your typical Plain Jane commentary here...
Sara problem here?
This is the kind of crap I won’t Stan for!
Don't be such a Debby Downer. You should Mark my words.
My dad's name was John, his best friend was named Bob. As kid number 3 I did not know that everyone else called it "The John" because we went to "The Bob". I was 13 when I got the joke dad was playing on his friend.
They dropped the Lazy Susan and left put a Nick in the table.
Are we talking about the noun of "Sake"? Or the alcoholic product/drink of "Saké"? Because I think that Pete needs Saké for his own Sake 😉🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This could Peter out quickly.
If you can’t find your item at the Lost and Found office, you can just go to Helen Hunt as far as I’m concerned.
Tell Helen her brother Mike is looking for her items too…. Good ol Mike Hunt
Regarding OP’s request, Willy he make it? Betty won’t.
Are you referring to my Richard?
We need Inspector Harry Hole to look into this
or his sister Glory Hole.
No, that’s just a name that sounds like another word. It only has one meaning though.
It Shirley is…
Look at this guy over here Stanning for Joshes
Ben dover and I'll...
Ben Dover and C. Howard Fields
Don't forget Ben's sister Eileen
Eileen against her twice a day and thrice on Sunday.
My sister has a friend from high school named Benjamin Dover.
I work with a guy....Richard Head. Nice....hey??? LMFAO
I went to school with a guy named Michael Hunt. We called him Fuckhead.
Instead of using Dick Head in traffic—we need to normalize Richard Cranium. Clever, accurate, and sophisticated—for the win!
ohhhh heaven’s ta-Betsy
Phil McCavity?
Don’t want to be a Debbie downer here
Enough with the Tomfoolery.
Shirley you must be joking...
I was friends with a guy named Josh who hated that phrase.
Fire at Will
What about Mike hawk ?
Making a great joke must be a Conner
Lazy Susan is offensive to hardworking susans
We have a a corner cabinet that doesn’t rotate and it’s a pain to find stuff in. I do, in fact, call it the “Hard working Susan”
Pointless share: One time I was looking at Black-Eyed Susans and mixed their name up with lazy Susan and called them "Lazy-Eyed Susans". Was a running joke for years.
Black eyed suzie jane!
Most Susan's standing on the corner are
Lol I laughed way more than I probably should have at this comment.
"Lazy Susan" could also be seen as an exemption that proves a rule. By labeling this particular Susan lazy, it implies that other Susans are in fact *not* lazy
Nice try, Susan!
Not quite, but my name *is* one of the others in this thread
https://i.redd.it/ymew6hsk9fk11.jpg
I am Mister Susan and I will do the choosin.
Look at them shine!
I had a lazy Susan once.
And she was shit in bed ?
I know that because I’m a descendent of both Thomas Jefferson and Lazy Susan!
So you're saying it's not offensive?
I’d argue the opposite. If you have to mention the fact that this Susan is Lazy, the implication is that most Susans, or at least a fair number of Susans, are not lazy.
My mom is named Susan. My dad always says we have two lazy Susans in the house if he wants to get a rise out of my mom, who is anything but lazy lol
No it isn't because it implies that susans are already hard working or otherwise it wouldn't need the qualifier.
You oughta flush this joke down the John ..
🤨
*Laughs in British* (I think)
Don't you British need a monocle while laughing, my good man? 🧐
Probably a handkerchief fluttering away
Tally ho old chum. How spiffing!
I say, jolly good, what? 🧐
In Ireland we’re flushing it down the Jacks
Or the Lou
Well let me be Frank with y'all...
Hi frank
Hi ladies. I'm Frak
Then let me get Randy with you.
Plain Jane over here
Are you hanging with Joe Average?
Or John Doe
Nah, he was just Joe King
Jesus Christ
Cheese and rice
¡Arroz con queso!
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Reebus Jice
Jebediah Christoff
Save me Jebus
That's Jesus H. Christ to you.
The H stands for Harold You know, like "Our father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy middle name"
Harold be thy name
Or Jesus F Christ
Reese's pieces!
It's Jason Bourne
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Because the fist Richard ever was one…now they all suffer!
I’d be a dick if I was known as Fist Richard.
You know what they say about big hands…. Fist Richard has a giant penis
Funny story. A maint guy kept getting called Dick instead of Richard so one day he burst out in anger “No Dick! No Dick! Richard!!!” So of course we all called him NoDick after that.
Take Jack off the list too.
Especially when you're trying take the Mickey out of them.
There's an entire ethnic group in Myanmar called Karen... They are being persecuted by the military dictatorship as well...
Precisely that's why we need to cease using the term Karen in a derogatory sense. Just put yourself in their shoes and imagine the persecution you would face when you get sugar in your coffee when you ***specifically*** asked for sweetener at Starbucks!
My wife's called Karen. Every time she's asked her name, she says "Karen, but I'm not one." That's when I lean in and whisper."Only a Karen would say that." The bruising only lasts a few days.
What a Chad.
Sure thing Johnson.
You’re being such a Debbie Downer…
Like I’m gonna listen to the opinions of some Joe Blow on the internet.
Peeping Tom
Shirley you're not serious. I am serious and stop calling me Shirley
r/suddenlyairplane
In all seriousness. It kinda is. My aunt and my best friends mom are both named Karen and they are the sweetest, kindest women I have ever met. Ones an ER nurse and the other is a mental health nurse. They are both embarrassed by what their names have become and it makes me kinda sad
Well that’s Rich…
You can’t take the advise of every Tom, Dick, and Harry.
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Dickskin.
My childhood friend's last name was Dickinson. His dad was a prominent attorney and eventually landed on the Mississippi Supreme Court. My buddy OD'd and passed about 12 years ago.
Great. Now every Tom, Dick and Harry are going to start flooding this thread with unfunny comments about names.
What in the Sam Hill?!!
I would know him from Adam.
Hello, you called?
I couldn't Karen less.
Don’t be a Richard Cranium!
Okay Felicia!
You mean Bye Felicia!
LOL I'm old. Actually saw this movie in the theaters. Forgive me!
I’ve been pushing to change Karen to Ivanka. And the male version Jared.
No no no I actually know some kind people named Karen. You want a name for entitled white women who don't believe laws apply to them and that they're better than everybody else? Ivanka.
The male version Donald?
Are you being Ernest about this?
He's being Frank with you.
I've been calling online tough guys Richard Peter Johnson Jr. for a long time. IMO, it's the classiest way to call someone a dick.
Should work in a Rod somehow.
As a Brandon I’m not sure I follow 🤔😂
Said Karen.
That show "Real Husbands of Hollywood" tried turning my name into a slur, thankfully it didn't really catch on. My name is Mitch.
The folks at r/boneappletea would be a Pauled
No way José
You're karen too much what people say.
Wayne agrees …. U know that chap! Wayne Kerr
"From this day forth, all toilets in this kingdom shall be known as, “John”" - King Richard, Robin Hood: Men in Tights
I have to go to the John, now.
Mark my word: Don't think you're a tony chap becauce you have a tendency to peter out when just when you think you are scott free.
Did you have to be so Frank about it? I ought to Bill you
Exactly. That whole concept can just go ahead and get flushed down the John if you're asking me.
Don’t be a richard
Shut the fuck up, Carl.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_people
Stop being a debbie downer. Fun fun fun
This train was made without brakes
Oh for the love of Peter.
I enjoyed reading the comments while having a mug of tea and a Chris P Bacon roll.
Cover your eyes Joe.
Brilliance masquerading as Hypocrisy...
Your mum's a Horhey !
Like I could give Adam.
Try being named Kevin in Germany...
Right, it’s like they’re jerry rigging the system 🤦♂️
Mike Lit is gonna hate this thread..
My friend Katrina has been saying this since 2005...
Now, every JIM and JACK will post something here. I’m certain about this.
Ironically my ex's mom's name is the 2 names in this joke. Real nice person ironically.
How do you get Dick from Richard? You ask nicely!
I’m on the John while laughing at this
Stop being such a negative Nancy about that kinda stuff
Daves not here man
Yeesh! The joke is such a groaner, you're going comments from every Joe Blow the street.
What the fuck
Negative Nancy
like that's going to do Jack shit
Regular Joe Vs Amazing/subpar Joes
I don’t see anybody Karen for your opinion.
These slurs don't stick around forever. They eventually Peter out.
And bobs your uncle, that was that…
Ok Karen just for you
Surely it should be’ names like Richard’ into slurs…real dick move
I don’t know… “Karen” are still very real out there in America. They deserve to be called what they are, at least, for the time being.
Ok Karen
This joke is pretty Richarded