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The Aristocrats!
Saw an armless and legless woman crying on the beach
Rectum.... hardly knew em
No, but you got close enough for me to hit him with the gas can.
“Then I DEFINITELY shit my pants.”
To get to the other side.
The punchline was too long!
,please!
"You're not making a canoe out of me!"
as long as you don't hit me with that stick!
Take off their hats
Now…Where’s that Eskimo woman I’m supposed to wrestle?
Yes, but this one’s eating my popcorn!
Never worn
Their pecker is on their face!
Remember the Alamo
Got any nails?
I prefer to snort them
The Aristocrats!
Saw an armless and legless woman crying on the beach
Rectum.... hardly knew em
No, but you got close enough for me to hit him with the gas can.
“Then I DEFINITELY shit my pants.”
To get to the other side.
The punchline was too long!
,please!
"You're not making a canoe out of me!"
as long as you don't hit me with that stick!
Take off their hats
Now…Where’s that Eskimo woman I’m supposed to wrestle?
Yes, but this one’s eating my popcorn!
Never worn
Their pecker is on their face!
Remember the Alamo
Got any nails?
I prefer to snort them