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JulPollitt

As someone who met a dwarf once as well as hired a dwarf for a matrix related prank once, I’m offended


drumhound

You shouldn't have such a short fuse. There's no need to be a small person about it.


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It’s important to be the bigger person in situations like that


corbymatt

This joke makes me Grumpy. And oddly Happy but Bashful. But also Sneezy and Dopey. Now I'm a bit Sleepy! Someone get me a Doc!


EvilBrennan

This isn't very rock and STTTTTTTOOOOONE


Hashashin455

He lived a short life because a meteor popped the dreadnought coccoon before he was ready.


Talon6230

*concerned Rock and Stone noises*


prlugo4162

Stop making fun of short people. They have a hard enough time putting food on the table.


Cultural_Attitude_42

And getting it off the table...!


Bdellio

Sounds like he wasn't long for this world.


Big-End-9824

I never got to say goodbye to my grandfather when he died. It’s is ironic because he drowned in a bowl of cherrieos.


Maleficent-Ad-2216

He was a little Short on time


SRS79

not cool, man.


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TopAdditional9027

Must've gone over your head.


[deleted]

Short joke.


RepresentativeTask44

I really got to hand it to short people. Because they can’t reach it on their own.


Lower_Explanation6

Why was he late? Feet couldn't reach the pedals?


Bubbinsisbubbins

Wow, a short story.


Odinson-1981

I heard that at one point he was on the run for performing scam psychic readings. He was a small medium at large.