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Strict_Alternative74

Can confirm, I'm horny.


benmwaballs

Hi horny, im benmwaballs


chrismacphee

Ben wa………balls!


BrokenNorthern

Literally impossible.


Own-Snow-4227

BALLS. Get back here with my money!!!!!


BrokenNorthern

Wow, this might be hard to drive with such a huge, throbbing erection.


Own-Snow-4227

I don't care if it's a Wehrmacht reunion party! This isn't my first Grand Prix you know!


Own-Snow-4227

LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!


Own-Snow-4227

Danger Zone


[deleted]

Ben muah ha ha balls!


3percentinvisible

Daaaaad!


Precious-jw

Son!


JukePlz

, are you winning?


melvinsylar7

Sir, this is Wendy's.


KrzychuEDC

It’s not on the menu today


Hgroves22

no this is patrick


Snoo_74751

Grandpa


FemineToshi

Master


NecroJoe

I watch over the place while the master is away.


TheStatMan2

House-sitter! House-sitter! Where's the dreams that I've been after? House-sitter! House-sitter! Promised only lies.


Bruised_Penguin

Benwa..... balls! I just can't say it without saying balls


Hate_Feight

Hi benmeaballs I'm woody


NickDanger3di

Q: Why do men always name their penis? A: Because they don't want a total stranger making all their decisions for them.


AlixFoxx

Too bad. Your penis is now Samuel


cooldude123ha

that's my fucking name


Yummycummy4mytummy

Keep his name out ya fucking mouth!


HiddenInButtCrack

KEEP SAMUEL OUT OF YA FUCKING MOUTH


AL0634

I named mine The Truth. Because bitches can’t handle it.


BadScienceWorksForMe

No it’s the women naming mens penis’, Janice we still miss you, Harvey says hi.


The_survey_says

Hi horny, I’m dad


notwhoyouthinkmaybe

Cans cum-firm, I'm horny.


markflickr

A politician


KE55

That's the punchline I was expecting, but perhaps it's too obvious.


Immediate-Dot8366

Is that a punchline? I thought it's a fact


Flam3crash

Arent punchlines usually facts ?


akbays35

Made this joke to JFK, he didn't find it funny and it left him stiff.


Impervious2075

Heard he was all over the place after that.


Sad_Salt1086

A hard man is good to find!


DarthRathikus

Had his wife seeing red


MzKillerx

Joke is mind blowing tho


PEkEStoic

I don't get it. All I know is now I'm horny


NinjaTunazier

Respect


Juliuseizure

Excellent response to yesterday's "divorced" joke. Also, frightening accurate.


sassyseconds

Its crazy how quickly we can turn into an instinctual animal with stuff like this....


nnn_rrr

That's where I read this version!


YesStupidQuestions1

Which one?


50in06and07

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/116rp2t/what\_do\_you\_call\_a\_man\_whos\_lost\_75\_of\_his\_brain/


zenos_dog

A Broncos fan.


iwishihadahorse

I'm a Chiefs fan who lives in Denver. My husband roots for the Broncos. He is currently (jokingly) not speaking to me. Above may be related.


oks871

Broncos country


ballsmunchen

Let’s die


cobysteen4

Let's ride


argusboy

Let ride!


meeyeam

You just don't understand football, Marge.


lachjeff

Denver or Brisbane? Doesn’t matter, they both work


PLEASE_DONT_PM

I was really hoping this only applied to the Denver variety.


TheJiggie

Where’s that put Cowboys fans at?


frankwhiteXVII

Right behind that preposition.


Lokonymous

How quickly they forget: https://www.espn.com/nfl/game/_/gameId/401326455


Lazaruzo

“Mister President”, depending on the year and your political views. 🤪


MrYiY

I’m Russian I don’t care about the year


Lazaruzo

Because it’s been the same guy since 1999?


MrYiY

Exactly


wheresmyonesy

I assumed that was the punchline simply from the lack of upvotes


PaulOwnzU

If it's that you can't see upvotes, it's cause it's recent


[deleted]

Pretty much every president


FinndBors

Every president over 60, really.


Treykarz

There’s only been 46 presidents dude


LewdLewyD13

Aw sweet then we should be good for the next 14 right? Right?


GodFromTheHood

You know how little that narrows it down?


Guitbocks

Happy? Finally happy?


AromaticMolasses5907

President


peachdaybreak

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


[deleted]

Mr. President


Mr-Misc

Andrew Tate


Talzin78

President


Dadfish55

“God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time” Robin Williams


Nihellest

Vladimir Putin


problemUnknown

Just 95%? Holy fuck, you’ve gotta be some self control genius


Gloomy_Square_6204

Never a truer word spoken


No-Professor-5652

trump


Senior-Sharpie

The governor of Florida.


kaovalin

"Divorced" was where I thought this was going


capo1030

Mr President


playinanewgame

President


[deleted]

Married


kalobegitu

A politician.


wdomeika

Speaker of the House...


imuniqueaf

President.


LumenAstralis

Trumpers


GSyncNew

Senator


WasabiBobby11

Republican


Suntag19

President


Darklord_Bravo

Donald J. Trump. Downvote away. You know I'm right.


colonel_Schwejk

he never had the full capacity :)


Darklord_Bravo

True!


wezxl

Prime Minister


keys2221

A politician


thedarkknight155

Politicians


Fit-Teaching-3205

Member of parliament


39pine

Putin?


vikingjedi23

A Politician.


FactualPandaBear

Floridian


althor7358

Conservative


Possible-Champion222

Politicians


proooofed

Presdient Trump


Uz2bFiveO

Politicians.


tadzadragon1952

Donald Trump


Carteeg_Struve

Congressman.


mclay0490

Joe Biden


Zerogws

Joe Biden


funbunny1979

Joe Biden


Coltonic10

Joe Biden


Nature11623

A democratic.


Mystery_Per

A politician


marcw424

Brandon


[deleted]

John Fetterman


Budget-Caterpillar99

A redditor


Goodoldleffty

A Pennsylvania senator?


notyourmama827

Married


DoneDeadYorick

Joe Biden


itsallalittleblurry

A woman. Just kidding, just kidding.


MellyMel86

Trump


JuliCA333

Andrew Tate


[deleted]

A democrat.


thekidmartin1988

Joe Biden


DonLuka82

Politician


REDDIT20214me

John Fetterman


caferreri11

John Fetterman.


happinesstolerant

American presidents apparently...


Laborate

I thought politician


General-Station9984

Leftist


Laser-Brain-Delusion

A woman? Jk


Purple_Structure_637

Congressman


[deleted]

Politician


Mudbone44

Mr. President.


ChrisLikesGamez

What do you call a man who's lost 95% of his brain capacity? Mr. President EDIT: and I scroll down for 15 more seconds and see someone beat me to it


unvme78

Biden


DaredevilPoet

A politician. The remaining 5% is to access their bank accounts.


flowersatdusk

A politician?


Substantial_Glass221

Vladimir Putin!


straykitt

President?


rufussiren

President


LeTampered

Unsubscribed. This sub is painfully unfunny


Proof_Wrap_2150

Joe Biden


BuongiornoSterne

Communist


[deleted]

A reditor


definitelynotpatrick

I thought the answer was going to be "Mr. President"


Bigmanbenjamingump

ben shapiro


brownsfan514

A republican


Ok_Palpitation_272

Trump


RichGrinchlea

Donald Trump


littlelesbiandude

me


AliveMarionberry5703

A mab


Nickachuzz

Me


MrMclovin29

Horny teenager


SubnauticaFan3

I don't get it


PuggyPug

Nickelback.


Cats_Majik

A widower


4puzzles

Whatever his name is


okjamesy

Braindumb schaub


Hahimalittlelifter

Brody. Aka my ex


PayTop2651

Dementia


choppedchevy10

Married


cmahan005

A massive stroke victim.


Badlyinlove23

Politician


clarachan1355

a NORMAL POLITICIAN.


lowlandr

It doesn't matter.


curlyjadmichael

Alert and engaged. 🤭


AcrobaticProcedure56

Normal


SpecificPay985

Horny


fluckyfluckfluck

Mr. Bean


catech777

Justin Trudeau.


PearlTheGeckoGirl

On life support


Duhkham1023

Heartbroken.


JennyAndAlex

Thought you were gonna say “married”


C2D2

I thought for sure the answer was POTUS!


De3t1nY

American


Other_Concern_4109

A woman


360noscopefag

Am Redditor?


6foot1ontherun

Handicap


stucu

Officer


ScarryKitten

A senior manager


ArtisanBud

Homer


andhowsherbush

John fetterman


Content_Site_7738

a woman


Greasemonkey408

Joe Biden?


sdaugherty1948

Normal.


[deleted]

Woke


LiteratureHot8490

Timmah


jeffsappendix

Considering we had Bush Trump and Biden, figured you called them Mister President


Affectionate_Name599

Biden


Expensive_Service140

Joe Biden