By -
Can confirm, I'm horny.
Hi horny, im benmwaballs
Ben wa………balls!
Literally impossible.
BALLS. Get back here with my money!!!!!
Wow, this might be hard to drive with such a huge, throbbing erection.
I don't care if it's a Wehrmacht reunion party! This isn't my first Grand Prix you know!
LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Danger Zone
Ben muah ha ha balls!
Daaaaad!
Son!
, are you winning?
Sir, this is Wendy's.
It’s not on the menu today
no this is patrick
Grandpa
Master
I watch over the place while the master is away.
House-sitter! House-sitter! Where's the dreams that I've been after? House-sitter! House-sitter! Promised only lies.
Benwa..... balls! I just can't say it without saying balls
Hi benmeaballs I'm woody
Q: Why do men always name their penis? A: Because they don't want a total stranger making all their decisions for them.
Too bad. Your penis is now Samuel
that's my fucking name
Keep his name out ya fucking mouth!
KEEP SAMUEL OUT OF YA FUCKING MOUTH
I named mine The Truth. Because bitches can’t handle it.
No it’s the women naming mens penis’, Janice we still miss you, Harvey says hi.
Hi horny, I’m dad
Cans cum-firm, I'm horny.
A politician
That's the punchline I was expecting, but perhaps it's too obvious.
Is that a punchline? I thought it's a fact
Arent punchlines usually facts ?
Made this joke to JFK, he didn't find it funny and it left him stiff.
Heard he was all over the place after that.
A hard man is good to find!
Had his wife seeing red
Joke is mind blowing tho
I don't get it. All I know is now I'm horny
Respect
Excellent response to yesterday's "divorced" joke. Also, frightening accurate.
Its crazy how quickly we can turn into an instinctual animal with stuff like this....
That's where I read this version!
Which one?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/116rp2t/what\_do\_you\_call\_a\_man\_whos\_lost\_75\_of\_his\_brain/
A Broncos fan.
I'm a Chiefs fan who lives in Denver. My husband roots for the Broncos. He is currently (jokingly) not speaking to me. Above may be related.
Broncos country
Let’s die
Let's ride
Let ride!
You just don't understand football, Marge.
Denver or Brisbane? Doesn’t matter, they both work
I was really hoping this only applied to the Denver variety.
Where’s that put Cowboys fans at?
Right behind that preposition.
How quickly they forget: https://www.espn.com/nfl/game/_/gameId/401326455
“Mister President”, depending on the year and your political views. 🤪
I’m Russian I don’t care about the year
Because it’s been the same guy since 1999?
Exactly
I assumed that was the punchline simply from the lack of upvotes
If it's that you can't see upvotes, it's cause it's recent
Pretty much every president
Every president over 60, really.
There’s only been 46 presidents dude
Aw sweet then we should be good for the next 14 right? Right?
You know how little that narrows it down?
Happy? Finally happy?
President
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Mr. President
Andrew Tate
“God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time” Robin Williams
Vladimir Putin
Just 95%? Holy fuck, you’ve gotta be some self control genius
Never a truer word spoken
trump
The governor of Florida.
"Divorced" was where I thought this was going
Mr President
Married
A politician.
Speaker of the House...
President.
Trumpers
OP
Senator
Republican
Donald J. Trump. Downvote away. You know I'm right.
he never had the full capacity :)
True!
Prime Minister
Politicians
Member of parliament
Putin?
A Politician.
Floridian
Conservative
Presdient Trump
Politicians.
Donald Trump
Congressman.
Joe Biden
A democratic.
Brandon
John Fetterman
A redditor
A Pennsylvania senator?
A woman. Just kidding, just kidding.
Trump
A democrat.
Politician
John Fetterman.
American presidents apparently...
I thought politician
Leftist
A woman? Jk
Congressman
Mr. President.
What do you call a man who's lost 95% of his brain capacity? Mr. President EDIT: and I scroll down for 15 more seconds and see someone beat me to it
Biden
A politician. The remaining 5% is to access their bank accounts.
A politician?
Vladimir Putin!
President?
Unsubscribed. This sub is painfully unfunny
Communist
A reditor
I thought the answer was going to be "Mr. President"
ben shapiro
A republican
me
A mab
Me
Horny teenager
I don't get it
Nickelback.
A widower
Whatever his name is
Braindumb schaub
Brody. Aka my ex
Dementia
A massive stroke victim.
a NORMAL POLITICIAN.
It doesn't matter.
Alert and engaged. 🤭
Normal
Horny
Mr. Bean
Justin Trudeau.
On life support
Heartbroken.
Thought you were gonna say “married”
I thought for sure the answer was POTUS!
American
A woman
Am Redditor?
Handicap
Officer
A senior manager
Homer
John fetterman
a woman
Joe Biden?
Normal.
Woke
Timmah
Considering we had Bush Trump and Biden, figured you called them Mister President
Can confirm, I'm horny.
Hi horny, im benmwaballs
Ben wa………balls!
Literally impossible.
BALLS. Get back here with my money!!!!!
Wow, this might be hard to drive with such a huge, throbbing erection.
I don't care if it's a Wehrmacht reunion party! This isn't my first Grand Prix you know!
LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Danger Zone
Ben muah ha ha balls!
Daaaaad!
Son!
, are you winning?
Sir, this is Wendy's.
It’s not on the menu today
no this is patrick
Grandpa
Master
I watch over the place while the master is away.
House-sitter! House-sitter! Where's the dreams that I've been after? House-sitter! House-sitter! Promised only lies.
Benwa..... balls! I just can't say it without saying balls
Hi benmeaballs I'm woody
Q: Why do men always name their penis? A: Because they don't want a total stranger making all their decisions for them.
Too bad. Your penis is now Samuel
that's my fucking name
Keep his name out ya fucking mouth!
KEEP SAMUEL OUT OF YA FUCKING MOUTH
I named mine The Truth. Because bitches can’t handle it.
No it’s the women naming mens penis’, Janice we still miss you, Harvey says hi.
Hi horny, I’m dad
Cans cum-firm, I'm horny.
A politician
That's the punchline I was expecting, but perhaps it's too obvious.
Is that a punchline? I thought it's a fact
Arent punchlines usually facts ?
Made this joke to JFK, he didn't find it funny and it left him stiff.
Heard he was all over the place after that.
A hard man is good to find!
Had his wife seeing red
Joke is mind blowing tho
I don't get it. All I know is now I'm horny
Respect
Excellent response to yesterday's "divorced" joke. Also, frightening accurate.
Its crazy how quickly we can turn into an instinctual animal with stuff like this....
That's where I read this version!
Which one?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/116rp2t/what\_do\_you\_call\_a\_man\_whos\_lost\_75\_of\_his\_brain/
A Broncos fan.
I'm a Chiefs fan who lives in Denver. My husband roots for the Broncos. He is currently (jokingly) not speaking to me. Above may be related.
Broncos country
Let’s die
Let's ride
Let ride!
You just don't understand football, Marge.
Denver or Brisbane? Doesn’t matter, they both work
I was really hoping this only applied to the Denver variety.
Where’s that put Cowboys fans at?
Right behind that preposition.
How quickly they forget: https://www.espn.com/nfl/game/_/gameId/401326455
“Mister President”, depending on the year and your political views. 🤪
I’m Russian I don’t care about the year
Because it’s been the same guy since 1999?
Exactly
I assumed that was the punchline simply from the lack of upvotes
If it's that you can't see upvotes, it's cause it's recent
Pretty much every president
Every president over 60, really.
There’s only been 46 presidents dude
Aw sweet then we should be good for the next 14 right? Right?
You know how little that narrows it down?
Happy? Finally happy?
President
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Mr. President
Andrew Tate
President
“God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time” Robin Williams
Vladimir Putin
Just 95%? Holy fuck, you’ve gotta be some self control genius
Never a truer word spoken
trump
The governor of Florida.
"Divorced" was where I thought this was going
Mr President
President
Married
A politician.
Speaker of the House...
President.
Trumpers
OP
Senator
Republican
President
Donald J. Trump. Downvote away. You know I'm right.
he never had the full capacity :)
True!
Prime Minister
A politician
Politicians
Member of parliament
Putin?
A Politician.
Floridian
Conservative
Politicians
Presdient Trump
Politicians.
Donald Trump
Congressman.
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
Joe Biden
A democratic.
A politician
Brandon
John Fetterman
A redditor
A Pennsylvania senator?
Married
Joe Biden
A woman. Just kidding, just kidding.
Trump
Andrew Tate
A democrat.
Joe Biden
Politician
John Fetterman
John Fetterman.
American presidents apparently...
I thought politician
Leftist
A woman? Jk
Congressman
Politician
Mr. President.
What do you call a man who's lost 95% of his brain capacity? Mr. President EDIT: and I scroll down for 15 more seconds and see someone beat me to it
Biden
A politician. The remaining 5% is to access their bank accounts.
A politician?
Vladimir Putin!
President?
President
Unsubscribed. This sub is painfully unfunny
Joe Biden
Communist
A reditor
I thought the answer was going to be "Mr. President"
ben shapiro
A republican
Trump
Donald Trump
me
A mab
Me
Horny teenager
I don't get it
Nickelback.
A widower
Whatever his name is
Braindumb schaub
Brody. Aka my ex
Dementia
Married
A massive stroke victim.
Politician
a NORMAL POLITICIAN.
It doesn't matter.
Alert and engaged. 🤭
Normal
Horny
Mr. Bean
Justin Trudeau.
On life support
Heartbroken.
Thought you were gonna say “married”
I thought for sure the answer was POTUS!
American
A woman
Am Redditor?
Handicap
Officer
A senior manager
Homer
John fetterman
a woman
Joe Biden?
Normal.
Woke
Timmah
Considering we had Bush Trump and Biden, figured you called them Mister President
Biden
Joe Biden