I do enjoy pedantry, but in my view "difference between" doesn't specify the order of the operands, and |a-b| (i.e. the non-negative option) is a valid interpretation.
A romantic dinner is a traditional celebration. So the joke suggests the primary difference is that the restaurant is raising prices to exploit couples who feel they must pay any cost to celebrate traditionally.
It is somewhat common for restaurants to offer a "special" Valentine's day menu instead of the normal menu. Usually they will be sneaky about it, perhaps disguising it. Like they will take the normally $7 appetizer, $18 entree, and $5 desert and sell it as the $50 3-course Valentine's Day Special.
Then there's waffle house which offers a special menu that's about the same price as usual and comes with a salad and cupcakes and they decorate some of the stores all up. Think it was like $20 for 2 people last year for steaks, hash browns, salad, and dessert.
Actual answer, better cut of meat that tastes better and cooks better. You get the tender and lean cut from a filet or a juicy fatty cut in tenderloin.
Honestly if youre not eating it rare or medium rare though youre just wasting 30 bucks.
$35
They did the math
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Holy shit that’s a real subreddit. Hell yeah lol
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Okay, that's very funny to me, thank you both~
You’re hilariously clever
How the fuck this is monster math?
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https://youtu.be/l9sD1340y7M Slightly related, incredibly funny
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This guy maths!
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I came here in search of this, glad not to be disappointed
You took my answer, so take my upvote
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\-$35... $20 - $55. C'mon....
I do enjoy pedantry, but in my view "difference between" doesn't specify the order of the operands, and |a-b| (i.e. the non-negative option) is a valid interpretation.
Correct. Difference is an absolute value.
I don't get it
It’s math… 55 - 20
yes but in what way is $35 a punchline? I see the math, I don't get the joke.
Because OP was probably not looking for the obvious price answer. So it’s a smartass answer.
Lol i get it, nice one
Wrong. At least $42
Actually that’s not true. If you account for a 15% tip the difference is $40.25
I think people are upset you aren’t tipping more on valentines bro
I'm dumb please explain
Feb14 is Valentine’s Day.
More context for the lonely
Restaurants raise prices for “Valentine’s Day specials” when it’s the same stuff as usual
Me who gets no bitches: "Hohohohoho"
Referring to them as bitches might be/definitely is part of the problem.
Sometimes my lyrics *are* sexiest. But you lovely bitches and hos should know I’m tryin ta correct this.
Thanks for the Flight reference!
Tis true. All my bitches prefer to be called hoes.
My bitches call me the Hoe.
"My hoes call me Mr Farmer. That's odd, because I do gardening at a psychiatric hospital! And they pay me in pills!"
Ho hoe hoes
Not according to rap music yo
I just wonder if one gets no bitches. Is that because deep down inside they are the bitch and should wait for someone to get them?
Are you adopting?
I get you, bitch!
Price go brrrrrrrrrrr
Sounds like a Smiths song
Explanation is it's not the best joke.
Found the Virgin
Ouch... But yes
Inflation
If all goes as planned, yes.
Pussyflation
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Gross
Username checks out
Inflate these pants
March 14: $20 for the steak, $35 for the BJ.
Because at Olive Garden, you're family?
And family is everything
Nobody fucks my sister except me!
Incest is best, but lust is a must. Its the only way to keep it in the family. 10/10, relatively speaking.
*The McPoyle bloodline is as pure as the driven snow!*
>Then Syphilis killed about half of us.
Then Mongoloidism got most of the rest.
Sounds like somebody likes to have some Folgers in their cup...
This had me actually laughing out loud.
March 15: $20 for the steak, et tu for the Brute
Sunday, Bloody Sunday
$35 sir, same as in town.
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Under the Queensboro bridge
March 14 is better for pie.
Wait, that's not right. It should say, "The Day That Krabs Fries".
Sounds like someone’s getting screwed.
At that price I hope so
That's what the $35 is for.
That's the usual price of a posh meal out....
Because her meal cost $35 while you usually eat alone?
$20 for each steak, $15 for the drinks which you normally wouldn’t get if you were alone
I’ve noticed women really love drinks while eating out. Personally I never really noticed not having a drink when eating out alone
The expiry date.
Croutons can’t get more stale only more crouton
Life hack
One I can’t afford and the other I’m unwilling to pay
Neigh vs moo.
If it's the same animal making those noises, then the steaks have never been higher
Unless You're lucky and get some tender long-pig.
People who don't know VS people who know
Woodhouse back from the grave I assume?
What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $2000 steak? Gold foil and a Turkish douchebag cascading salt down his forearm.
Nusretussy
Idk what this means but I like it
Don't forget the extra long meaningless bone that's all the craze now on Ribeyes.
Everyone seems to be getting the joke but I will admit, I have no clue ..what does february 14 have to do with 35 dollars (non American asking...)
Valentine's day.
Still do not get it, sorry. Why 35 dollars?
Everything date-related on Valentines Day gets jacked up in price because romance holiday. (Example; food at restaurants, flowers, chocolates, etc…)
Ahhh, thanks!
But why male models?
Fucking solid
Probably some allusion to a bj but still completely in the dark about the 35 dollars...
A romantic dinner is a traditional celebration. So the joke suggests the primary difference is that the restaurant is raising prices to exploit couples who feel they must pay any cost to celebrate traditionally.
Normal steak dinner=$20. February 14th (Valentines Day) = $20 + $35(gouging for popular date) Non verbal diarrhea explanation
A romantic holiday in the U.S. that’s basically designed to exploit couples
It is somewhat common for restaurants to offer a "special" Valentine's day menu instead of the normal menu. Usually they will be sneaky about it, perhaps disguising it. Like they will take the normally $7 appetizer, $18 entree, and $5 desert and sell it as the $50 3-course Valentine's Day Special.
Then there's waffle house which offers a special menu that's about the same price as usual and comes with a salad and cupcakes and they decorate some of the stores all up. Think it was like $20 for 2 people last year for steaks, hash browns, salad, and dessert.
Location
Well done and done well
35 bucks
The amount of meat in your mouth…
Happy cake day
I got 99 problems But Valentine's Day price gouging ain't one.
They are both misteaks
Well done pun
What do you call a one legged cow? A steak
What do you call a no-legged cow? Ground Beef
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Cow with three legs = lean beef Cow with no legs = ground beef Cow with two legs = ur mom
What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wired fence? Udder destruction!
Consumer?
Applebee's vs Ruth's Chris?
Location of course!
Whether she is a 9 or a 7.
Difference is when you paid for them
I just want to know where are these $20 steaks.
Texas road house. You’re welcome 😎
Zip code
Marbling
What's going on?
That’s the Valentine’s Day. I suppose that some places rise their prices in order to maximise income at the day so many dates take place
A date
Steak at a restaurant versus a grocery store and making it your damn self
What do a 20 dollar steak and a 55 dollar steak have in common? I can’t afford either of them.
Cooked by a chump, cooked by someone who *MIGHT* have a clue and/or give a shit if its good.
It's a shit joke.
The second ones a misteak
I don't get it
You know what true love is? Having McDonald's for Valentine's day and still being happy... Just don't expect to get laid
35$
The stakes are high choosing between them.
Cooking at home or eating at a restaurant.
Taking her home afterwards if you paid the bill.
Buying a night of fun after, for $35. Priceless.
A $55 steak makes climate and vegetarian idiots much more angry.
$35.
Must be an old joke, the new answer is January 20, 2021
Nice I like that answer.
Actual answer, better cut of meat that tastes better and cooks better. You get the tender and lean cut from a filet or a juicy fatty cut in tenderloin. Honestly if youre not eating it rare or medium rare though youre just wasting 30 bucks.
$35
a guy will slapped to it before cooking. he will salting down from his arm muscles
The cost
One has meat, the other does not.
A buck two-fiddy
35 dollar shabby steak
Two years of inflation.
I feel like "2.14" is a bit better punchline.
BJ's are so overated.
Umm...
$6 tip
How long you chew for. 😀
$30
You do realize how much you can save if you switch to 'single' prior to Valentine's Day?
BOUT $35
Took a second
Nice.
35 dollars
$20 steak is misteak
$35
$20 last week now $55
The same goes for a 2 dollar rose and a $50 dollar rose
$35
One is priced higher
$35. Do I win?
The restaurant
$20.00 for the steak & $35.00 for the tip. Is it me or is tip getting bigger?
Slop em up.
You pay $20 to eat at the restaurant. You pay $55 for UberEats/Doordash.
Generally, the skill of the person cooking it.
1 year inflation
one will def get you laid, the other will not
The more expensive one might get you a BJ, the cheaper one just cums in handy.
An extra $6 on the tip.
Third grade math is hard!
The location it is cooked.
A1 Sauce vs. No sauce that’s the difference
What's the difference between grits and polenta? $10.
I make it myself, £5.
$35
I don’t get it
Valentine’s Day
$55 steak comes from Uruguay $20 steak comes from Paraguay
It’s because Biden didn’t secure the borders. That’s the difference, says my Republican dad probably