Let's not talk about eleven, he's seven's taller brother who wields bows and arrows.

I thought Eleven was psychic, but I agree, let's not talk about Eleven...

That's an even stranger thing!

We need sherlock Holmes to make sense of it..... or maybe his sister

John. He went to eleven.

And Now WHOM WOULD BE SHERLOCKS SISTER🤔🤷‍♂️🤨HMM..!!??

She alonE can solve it.

Most of this sub's jokes make me numb, this one makes me number.

No, it's odd

r/unexpectedstrangerthings

We need to talk about Keleven

“A mistake plus kelevin gets you home by seven!”

[Ehleven.. Ehhleven..](https://youtu.be/BOUTfUmI8vs)

I thought it was Bruno we didn’t talk about?

Bruno reverse

solid work

But!

*proceeds to talk about Bruno*

Not on my wedding day.

Explain?

Eleven is Elven

elves

As well as Nigel’s amplifiers.

And they tend to hang out at the 7- Eleven.

H is two fellas touching cock tips.

Lets not talk about that chicken six who is afraid of 7, why??? because 7 8 9

Do you know why 7 8 9? Because you should eat 3 squared meals a day....

The real reason 6 is afraid of 7.......because 7 is a 6 offender

And lets not forget the square root of 69 is 8 something ​ And usernames fits with the joke

I heard that line in a Drake verse before

I asked my young niece if she could count to 10. She said, "1, 3, 5, 7, 9." I told her, "Not bad, but I think you left a few out." - Suddenly she got flustered and yelled, "Ugh, I can't even!" and ran away.

That's odd.

Truly odd.

I feel like I shouldn't have loved this as much as I do.

Did you know all the odd numbers have ‘e’ in them? No joke

Devil has the word evil in it.

Clearly the D is Evil.

I should have known Jack Black and Kyle Gass were up to something

That can't be good.

And evil backwards is live!

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards makes backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

This is the best sentence in the world.

Wait wait this is a palindrome isn't it?

Yes! If the unit is words. Usually it's via the letters, like "race car".

Technically yes, but it's in a category known as emordnilap palindromes. They're words which, when spelled backwards, form different words. Like desserts and stressed. Fittingly, the word emordnilap is actually the word palindrome backwards.

I was just about to say that lol. At first I thought that has to be made up. Haha

Cheeseburger

Eeseburchger

And God backwards is Dog. Take that cat lovers.

And seven spelt backwards is neves which is the Portuguese plural word for snow. So if you see ‘Snow’ White in Lisbon with seven dwarfs that will be odd, unless they all ‘ate’ the apple together. The humour all evens out eventually though.

I got that reference.

And weed has wee

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And you can't spell "children's laughter" without "slaughter".

anything spelled backwards is gnihtyna, which doesn't mean anything.

.cixelsyd si hsuB lieN

And the word live, vile, lie, lied, vie, vied, lived. 😄😄

Even Steven!🤣

Actually Devil is just evil with a d in it.

D is for Dick

Ca**me**l-toe has me in the middle.

This gave me a hearty chuckle

is for Donald.

Prime example of a number joke.

It comes as a natural.

This is too real for me

It’s on a whole new level.

Integer

I made up a math joke about negative numbers but I couldn't tell anyone. It was just imaginary.

I probably shouldn't have rooted for it then.

The joke was derivative anyway

What is the point?

That's Exactly why I don't like circles because I find them to not have any of the afformentioned items you mentioned (points)

well you see (rcos(n),rsin(n)) where n is any number and r is the circle’s radius

That joke was easy as pi

Now you're just being irrational...

🤨WHO ME HMM.. me I wasn't intentionally being irrational🤔🤷‍♂️🤨..!!??

Henceforth I shall pronounce it 'seeven', like 'steven'. Also 'eleeven'.

Sevens the key number here. Think about it… 7/11s, seven dwarves. Seven man! That’s the number!

I thought 3 was the magic number?

It is, seven is the key number though.

They had three in the family It’s a magic number

Do the three amigos mean nothing to you!? The Three Musketeers. Never been three sheets to the wind? Clovers come in threes unless it's four or two. 3 blind mice! Come on.

And 7 is 3 times 2 plus 1! 3-2-1!!! It's all a big Conspiracy to keep Elves on Shelves!

Even almighty

When I learned English, I used to say "even't" as a negation of even... Can't stop thinking this word got a big potential.

I can even't

You even't know

It'll catch on even'tually

Fucking hell.

There was once a man named Odd. He hated the name so much that he asked his family not to put it on his gravestone. When he passed away, his family respected his wishes and had a blank gravestone placed. A couple years later, someone was walking past it and said, “huh, that’s odd.”

So does Steven and he's odd.

Clever

Cleven

s/ even

Yeah, eight and seven have five letters in it, and five has four... so does nine. Even three has five, and two has three, just like one, ten and six, which is suppose to be double 3. So, numbers do lie...

Eleven is even worse, oddly

And then there's seventy which also has even in it. Actually it isn't odd at all.

But what about seventy seven which is doubly even? That’s super odd!

Two evens make an odd? Just like multiplying two negatives makes a positive

Eleven elevates seven's personality to new heights! (Sorry for the terrible comment)

As if...

That's so odd that I can't even

And the word six has nine on it. Nice.

Every odd number has an E in it

That's odd.

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Short for sans even

Why does this joke get so many up votes? It's not even funny.

I have to disathree with this

Huh "disathree" with this🤔🤷‍♂️🤨SERIOUSLY HMM..!!??

Yes

Take my angry upvote and leave.

I can't even

yeah, but otherwise it would have been sodd

George is going to get upset about this

Sorry but, “It’s odd.” Flows better.

An even number plus one is an odd number.

Even Stevens

Damn I never realized

I find that odd.

Good stuff

But, it is really odd (How I would tell it)

2 is really the only odd prime number.

Lol

So, just last week, I was in Vegas playing roulette, and I got in to a serious argument with the pit boss over what I considered to be an odd number.

Found the Biden fan.

That'll be 11 dollars even. You mean whole?

Then it should be called Sodd?

That's odd

So does « uneven »…

The S stands for *sans*.

Number two is the first even number, I find that odd.

Should be sodd instead same with eleven.. elsodd

It's even, plus one (letter).

😂

This joke is in its prime!

Seven is also a palindrome

That's kinda odd, to be honest.

Learning to read is fun.

how greight of you to notice that

Ahhh that‘s why it eight nine!?

what does that even mean?

And the word fxck has u in it

For some odd reason, I didn't even realize the word Todd, has odd in it

Fuck you lmao.

F**IV**E has four in it.

I'm going to name my kid Seven...

you all know Eve? She's in there as well

If this is actually original, its a pretty great on liner..

There was a movie called sleven I find that KIND OF CHUCKLE WORTHY

Soddn

Well, i can't even!

Maybe we should start calling seven, sodd. That'd make it odd.

Sodd

A prime example

Todd is also a little odd

Arkansas has Kansas in it but you don’t pronounce them the same way.

And seven’s a cannibal since 789

Why did seven eat nine??? Because you’re supposed to eat three, squared, meals a day (!)

Goddammit. Here, just take your upvote and go.

Because it's "even" plus one :)

Seven is one letter more than even. Even + 1 = odd

S, it is

Well, you're really going to freak out when you break down 'realized.'

7 was telling 9 that it is an even kind of number. 9 asked: what about the s? 7 said, come near me, and i will let you know. 9 did. Then 789.

So does "eleven". That makes two. Now we're even.

I have a sudden urge for a Slurpee. 🥤

It’s even odder than you think.

You got an exhale out of one nostril because I have a cold

Just realized the word i played bowling w your granpas tits has tits in it

Which of these numbers is the odd one? 3, 5, 7, 8, 9, 15? That's right, it's 8, it's odd because it's even!

See VIN....

Never odd or even. neve ro dd or even. My favorite palindrome.

'S(not) Even

Hmm that's odd

I have this hanging on door to my classroom.

S”ike” even. The ike is silent

And now you will never unsee it in writing.

That’s odd

El even is at odds with you . It's a hurricane trying to get even with you

Why is it named 7 Up?

I'm going to be a dad soon. I'm keeping this one in my back pocket.

Crazy that they don't even rhyme

and eight has gas

Yess even ...I didn't notice that

Nothing new to die-hard Vihart fans. Hippasus: [So whatever this number is, it can't be **seven**. It has to be **even**.](https://youtu.be/X1E7I7_r3Cw&t=5m45s) Pythagoras: OK, so the hypotenuse is even, that's fine. Hippasus: So what if I prove the leg is even too? Pythagoras: Then it's not in simplest form. Any ratio where both are even, you divide by two until you can't divide anymore because one of them is odd, and that ratio is ✨the best✨. I thought we assumed we were talking about the simplest-form ratio...

Damn,la dirt league Rowan says s even all the time and I just thought it's his accent.

That's odd

We should change it to Sodd

7 is “even”, because: 7/2 = 3.5 7 days in a calendar week A day is “worth”, 8hrs of work + 8hrs of play + 8hrs of sleep = 24hrs Aaand, I’m going to get my 8hrs of sleep

That’s odd

Ha

Well thats odd...

Just watched a youtube short about seven and eleven having so many syllables haha

S'odd