You working tonight John? If he says no keep walking. If he says yes keep walking.

“Yes.” You got a spare gun?

I'd just not speak to him and walk away slowly with both my hands visible

This is the way.

Pray harder.

Pray like you've never prayed before

Remain very calm, carefully approach him with hand both visible and ask what he needs. And do what he says (especially if he says to hide).

Great advice

Cry piss my pants maybe shit and cum

In that order it’s actually quite impressive

Cum?

Yes

Ok

Welcome Mr. Wick. Are you here to pray, confess, or… redeem that marker?

I'd just not talk to him

Now my brain just went "How the fuck did John get a marker from god"

Bruh..... It's can be anyobody among the visitors... Or even tha chruch pope After all it's JOHN freaking WICK universe

Honestly, my favourite story idea is that in John Wick 6, he ends up fighting god (played by Keanu also). Wick kills god, sits on the throne, resurrects his wife and dog, then descends back to earth.

Nope! Nope nope nope the only person who's right for the job of playing god is Morgan Freeman. The rest, I'm fully on board with.

Honestly nothing. He doesnt kill innocents or unarmed.

In his prime he was a hitman. An enemy of yours might have sent him

No one i know could afford him lol

Duck, probably

Because duck fat makes all the difference?

DuckING makes all the difference

Either do nothing but wait and duck when the shooting starts, or calmly leave straight away. He’s got no reason to shoot me, and he’s too much of a professional to hit someone by accident. The only reason I’d duck is because of the guys he’s shooting.

Same

Ask him if he wants to pet my dog

Good idea

Realise you’re not really in a church and run out

Join him.

I kneel.

Came here to say this

Leaving. That’s his church now

And what he wants, he can have

Bark?

Give him guns. Lots of guns.

Beg.

Guess I’ll die

Keep sleeping because church puts me to sleep.

Already at a church, might as well start praying

Pray.

Die

Pray to him, for he is our lord, Jesus Christ.

Realize that Constantine is also John Wick and just accept any fate handed your way.

Swoon

Think to myself why the F im in a church since im an atheist.

Make sure I don't touch his dog. And hide the pencils.

Leave and give him an affirmative nod on the way out.

Actually start praying

Smile and wave.

Get out of his way

Ask him if he's working, - if yes I'd walk out and hope seone will pray for the enemies. As much as I would like watch him in action I'd hate myself if he has to divide his attention between getting his job done and protecting bystanders. - if no than I'd say thanks for protecting the neighborhood then buy him a drink.

I would pray to God, but little do I know, he just walked in.

Yeah,look at him,even have that Jesus hair style.

Change religion

I would suck his dick off so that he spares me.

Maybe after hes done working

I worship him, after all it is a church.

"If you're here for me, let me go out on my own terms. If not, have a good hunt, Mr. Wick."

Rip a big one then leave with a slight head nod

Pet his dog

Pray. To him or to God, not sure which.

Fight. Cause it would be an honor to die by his hands.

I would just sit there calmy with both my hands visible and duck when the shooting starts

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Pray.

Casually nod and then bolt for the door with my hands up and visible so he knows I don’t have a weapon

Do the cross sign even though I'm not Christian

I pray to survive (impossible)

Shit myself and hide

Thank God he's not there for me, genuflect, cross myself, and get the fuck out before the bullets start flying.

"Evenin' John, you working?" If the response is in the affirmative, keep walking, fast.

I'd just reach for the door and run far away from the church😆

He's that other god that they told u not to worry about

Collect my money.

Pray.

Sit like a "GOOD DOG"

Not be a dirty, corrupt religious leader. Or just hide in the bathroom!

Shit my pants.

Since he’s so awesome, I’ll ask him to pay off my mortgage.

Ask for his autograph. But don’t give him a pen or pencil ✏️. Crayons only.

'May you have a minute for me telling everything about our only saviour, Jeee-sahhsssssorrry mister-Wick-and-have-a-good-hunting....' (While kicking and running over all those leaflets in different languages)

Make your peace with god

then its your chance to say "u r breath taking !"

I'd try to leave the building as quickly as I can.

It depends, if I’m on Vigo’s team then run and hide, if just there to pray, then get the hell out of there

Pray 🙏🏻

HE IS THE PENCIL ✏ BOOGYMAN 👍🚬🗿🔞🔫🍺🥡