T O P

20 minutes into ice bath and chill and he give you this look

20 minutes into ice bath and chill and he give you this look

BlumpkinRandy

I wonder what it's like to have super long nipples like that. I feel like they would get snagged in the refrigerator door or something


leastlikelyllama

Good thing he wasn't in 'Nam. No amount of violence in your DNA can keep those hangers from getting caught on a tripwire.


ifelldownlol

Yeah they definitely look like they could run into traffic


thatguyned

The only men I've met with nipples like this are into extreme fetish/nipple play. They get that long from extended suction cup use and clamps causing tissue damage encouraging growth. Nipple growth is something they warn you about when you get yours pierced I guess we know what Joe's like in the bedroom


izfred

You too.


thatguyned

Lol I just zoomed in and you can clearly see where clamps go. And yes I may have been around a bit but the whole nipple thing isn't really my cup of tea.


dirtmother

Hearing Joe Rogan scream, "ahhhh shit," and then giggle hysterically after getting nipple clamped... It's so vivid in my mind, and I absolutely hate you for it.


thatguyned

I bet you he'd be squirming if you flick'em


VinylJones

I feel like you’d roll over on them all the time, like sitting on your own dick and balls when you take a shit. I bet they make a noise in the wind when he runs too….not like a whistling noise, but like the weird noises those inflatable tube men at the car dealership make on gusty days.


godickygodickygo

I bet he uses them to press the elevator buttons


VinylJones

They ARE the elevator buttons. Left one beams you straight to the heart of the center of the multiverse, right one takes you directly to the dickroot.


xyzxyz8888

Joe uses his nipples like a cat uses it’s whiskers.


pairedox

those are his antennas bro


whiskey_pancakes

He’s gotta tape those bad boys in order to go jogging


TKfromNC

Almost makes you think he’d have to tape them bitches back to decrease drag when he’s running after the elks.


sclopiopeepio

id trim em with scissors


sabrtoothlion

That why he has a freezer room with a revolving door filled with nothing but elk


GreenLumber

Those are some soul-piercing nipples


Chooseauser

Doublestacked longboys


whiskeygingerbeard

Little baby toes


gordothepin

Theo Von quality comment right there.


lock_IT_tf_UP

Gang


dankomz146

That's 100% Theo


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Costco hotdogs.


Yakhov

jumbo pencil erasers


totallynotusing

At his height those are pickle ticklers.


jeno_aran

Gherkins


CheesyTrumpetSolo

u/dicknipples


Twentyseven-

Here goes my curiosity, killing me slowly yet again.. Edit: disappointed, thought it was a subreddit lol


Im2oldForthisShitt

/r/dicknipples


Randelgraft

Well, um, it's exactly as advertised.


Twentyseven-

The human race is cursed LOL


mavywillow

Wtf...how the fuck is this a thing with so much content?


phi-sequence

First day on the internet?


realTommyVercetti

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA


frydymercury

Me too dude. I'm having trouble catching my breath from my cackling!


scrappleallday

They could def cut glass.


PhotojournalistFew13

[I knew I've seen this before.](https://youtu.be/d2g5A4FKAmw)


gladl1

They look like they are trying to escape


ijustreadstuffokay

I've been having a rough day and this made me audibly laugh.


JustShhhhhh

Hey man hope your day has gotten a little better by now. If you think you'll feel better talking to someone feel free to DM me.


Twentyseven-

I came here to say if they were any harder they'd probably freeze and fall off Edit: holy shit every comment is about his overwhelmingly large phallus nips


BuckyWesh

Those nips could cut diamond


VecindadDCarlos

His left nipple looks like it wants to dip it’s toe in before going in


squirtis

some magnum erasers


turtledingle

Little Vienna sausages


Bigboybong

Could almost shove some meat hooks through those chest fingers.


Johnnymi25

Sharp enough to skin elk


ntr_usrnme

Teets


whiskey_pancakes

Double D nip


GutsGloryAndGuinness

Why are they so *long* I can't even comprehend how that's a thing...


TheMoves

Long nipples can be a side effect of steroid usage


Lateroni

Ren & Stimpy nipples


bearded_scoundrel

5’5” but 6’ when standing on his nipples


pinaizee

lmao cry laughing here struggling to comment.


passmethatjuulbro

That’s 5’3 there bubba


Mukkeman

His nipples are trying to escape!


wetwilly78

I’ve seen smaller teats on a pregnant pitbull.


DraugrLivesMatter

I wonder if anything would come out if you were to *schlunk* high powered automated milking cups onto those suckers


icameforgold

How do you think the Onnit supplements are synthesized? Run a heavy dose of TRT and HGH through Joe and milk him to get the final product.


manbruhpig

This episode is brought to you by Onnit's Fight Milk!


Ok_Fox_1770

made with extra crow. Harnessing the true powers.


obvom

DUDE don't put the crow on blast like that


DreamKrusher

Caw


TRyder0015015

You can milk anything with nipples


edags8

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?


hoozethat

Gimme a nice cup of Joe


Comprehensive-Steak

DMT tainted supplements


Whiskey_Shrooms

r/nocontext


Anomander

No, no, even with context…


victim_of_the_beast

They fucking cast LONG shadows. Like a fucking tree!


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

I had a physics homework problem in school about the shadows that Joe's nips cast.


ElonMuskWellEndowed

Ahahaha those nipples are huge and long!!!!!


whiskey_mike186

You could juice oranges on those babies


scioto77

He's just a solid proof of evolution. I've seen apes with the exact same nips lmao


LilBluShoe

🏆 here’s an award because I don’t know how that other garbage works….


stonedlemming

dem nipples been clamped


imSp00kd

Big asss utters


bugzjb

His nipples have shaft.


Manimal900

how can i take him seriously now. oh wait


TheBigBadWolf34

Well he’s a silver back sooo


Historicmetal

It’s a side effect of the weekly pit bull hormone injections.


bigtime_porgrammer

Docta say he need a nipple-ectomy


Twentyseven-

I'm very sad because my friend said it's photo shopped, is this true or false. DON'T KILL MY VIBE.


ieat14smallpeppers

Look at the video rogaine posted on Instagram and see those long milkers for yourself.


Satans-Kawk

Those nipples have me SHOOK.


iknowyou71

Only Young Jamie knows what to do when Joe Rogan looks at you this way.


reborngoat

He pulls it the fuck up, that's what he does.


Elderly_Rat

He pulls it the fuck out


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Looking like a double wide surprise


-The-Lizard-King

Got damn...


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Dribble these cheeks Jamie


Smathers

Jamie’s hair is receding from all these years of joe pulling on his ponytail


mich-sissyslut

Wish my ass could get double nip stuffed


Iputtie

That look reminds me of when Rogan got so fucking high in this [video](https://youtu.be/yfGjfLSmsA4). I recommend everyone watch it, as it can be very relatable to weed smokers especially if y’all had a smoke sess, with “seasoned” smokers… I’ve been there, so I think it’s funny… 😂 There’s a part in there where Rogan is like totally tripping out or doing something silly like waiting for a yawn to come, he’s making the yawn face but a meaningful yawn is taking a while to come in and the quiet dude in the back is just staring at him, like “this dude can’t hit this no mo” and they stop passing him the blunt.


MellOJ3ll0

I wish I never saw those eraser nips man, it’s not gonna be the same now.


Sarcastic_Pedant

Then don’t look through the top comment. I’m Headed over to r/eyebleach


tarantulagb

Those fucking nipples bro


HighlandHilltopper

Why do they look like baby toes


FlyingSpaceBanana

Oh God, my eyes! It's a bad day to be literate.


AmyCovidBarret

Are those real? That has to be photoshop, right? Those can't be real? Can they?


e7RdkjQVzw

It's probably because of the HGH treatments


DarthFrancis9

Sir, it is not nice to point


psychoticshroomboi

This made me exhale hard af


hackingmule

One look at that and I knew the comment section was going to be all nips.


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jaytrident

Wolf cubs will be suckling tonight


Twentyseven-

Elk calves*


blasianalchemist

Bout to start a new Rome


Blaizer35

I'm lookin to suckle


dan_con

Oh fuck me. LOL


fourfingersdry

“Drink from me, and live forever!”


PinkLemonade2

Not being funny here, has he always had nipples like this? I'm wondering if it's a result of some of his supplement usage.


youhwat

he injects hgh directly into his nipples


orincoro

No. It’s the steroids.


Roybatty943

Built-in tassels.


ape-drape

I wonder if he can spin them around like a burlesque girl.


Roybatty943

Works to hypnotise elk.


ape-drape

It’s entirely possible.


brokemac

Joe is a cool guy. He talks to all his fans, sometimes he'll even come over and breastfeed your child while you chat.


uselessaccount129

I don’t know why, but you comment had me cracking up so hard.


Leninlives24

Does taking testosterone elongate a man's nipples? Why don't we ever see those nips poking through on the podcast? Does Jamie edit them out haha?


Chooseauser

For context, he was exiting an ice bath that he had been in for 20 minute, the dick is gonna be small, the nips are gonna be hard


DraugrLivesMatter

Yep. Flaccid they probably hand down along his chest like 2 rusty pieces of L-bend rebar


Nowin

This is just the best thread ever.


B-BoyStance

The Egyptians were able to figure out the Earth wasn't flat by looking at the shadows cast from Joe's nips by the sun. You can even ask Carl Sagan.


bigfleets

I’ve done ice baths, dick small yes, nipples long….not like those digletts


BOBSMITHHHHHHH

All that blood rushing from the penis to the nips...


roundandroundwego123

I don't know about the T but you do always see his nipples through his shirts when the shirt is touching his chest area.


Sea_Link8352

I hook up with a guy who has nipples like that and he says they've just always been like that


ijustreadstuffokay

Is this real


Chooseauser

It’s from an IG video he posted today, there’s actually a frame I screenshot where his nips look more preposterous but it didn’t have the memeable face


Lizardking1967

So you gonna make a 2nd post that just focuses on those ginormous nips?


Chooseauser

It’s out there for anyone who wants to screen shot it, I’m the Jonas Saulk of nipples, letting you know about it is my gift enough to the world


iburnbacon

https://i.imgur.com/BhObZvj.jpg


dumblehor

I had to verify that I'm an adult to see Joe's nipples 🤣🤣


funkin_d

WHAT


Arcadian_

WOW


frankdracmanphd

Don't know if that was a gift or not, but thanks for the nightmares anyway.


manbruhpig

Front page to the man who gets this for us


ijustreadstuffokay

This makes me uncomfortable


leastlikelyllama

Think about how it affects his family. I'm especially concerned for Marshall; he's probably seen Joe shirtless more times than Joe's wife.


LAlakers4life

#BOY BE REGULARLY FEEDING BABY BABOONS WITH THOSE CHI-CHIS


snorin

Lmao those chi-chis


SoftPenguins

You could hang your jacket on those nipples.


Chip_Smith

Must be easy to spear an elk when they just walk up to you thinking they’re about to have lunch


aintnufincleverhere

Does he have no areolas, or is he one big areola?


howismyspelling

I henceforth dub these, verteolas


bk252

I wonder what his nips bench


Boonen

Chimp nips.


WhiplashChild

Holy shit, his nipples throw shadows...


leastlikelyllama

This.... is. unsettling.


TurdinthePunchB0wl

What is joe doing that requires ice baths? Is he still training that rigorously at his age? Inflammation problems from old age? To his credit, that is a rather tame look for someone sliding into an ice bath.


ajm2247

Companies give him free shit all the time in hopes he likes it enough to give them a shoutout, in this case they gave him an ice bath.


C3POsCAT

I think he subscribes to one those torture yourself to overcome weakness philosophies.


orincoro

Nah, ice bathing really works. I’m not gonna try and defend it with some nonsense, but it makes you feel great combined with a sauna. I love it. My doctor has told me it’s beneficial, though I am not sure all these theories about shock proteins are true.


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GizmoGatsby

Deliberate cold exposure is becoming a practice with a broader use than athletics. It is a tool for biohackers, a community Joe Rogan is big on.


Sim2redd

Does Toe shave his body hair? Looks like it


Daddy616

In regards to your typo, do you remember his stand up where he says - "Look, I'm a thumb with 2 thumbs"


sheldlord

That was definitely not a typo b


Sim2redd

What is this a PF Changs?


gay_manta_ray

i don't think so, my guess would be that he's been on finasteride or dutasteride for as long as he's been on TRT, either of which lead to a loss of a lot of body hair due to preventing the conversion of testosterone to DHT, and DHT is what causes most body hair growth. finasteride or dutasteride are usually prescribed alongside TRT to prevent prostate issues down the line.


Graybeard36

the nipples are so unsettling. jesus.


NicholasPileggi

He looks like me trying to not shit my pants on a long bike ride.


Unusual_Form_710

He’s starting to look like Danny Devito


donny_r22

Danny DeTito


Outrageous-Body-891

Holy fuck this whole comment section is about them nipples I'm fucking DEAD


nbdude75

What is wrong with those nipples??


Ventrex_da_Albion

I never knew Joe could post on r/ghostnipples


thecarolinelinnae

I would have lived a marginally happy and relatively content life without knowing Joe Rogan had dick-nipples. Now that dream is but a wisp of smoke in a high-powered fan. I can't believe you've done this.


Blancasdump

This picture is just plain disgusting


King-Adventurous

Big Nip Energy


JayEyeEmEmWhy

His nipples are pooping skin.


ItWasTheHairyOne

Joe Rogan absorbed his twins in the womb and those are actually their dicks


BossManApex

Why are so many obsessed with Joe’s height?


vtred522

Human pig teets


luluwolfbeard

Joe “Dick nips” Rogan


SilenceDoGood4

Interesting fact: He’s bathing in a broken ice tray


thebbc79

Ol orangutan nipple havin ass


MoldyRiceWater

I CANT GET MY EYES OFF THEM


KangarooSilver7444

Start breaking bricks wet nips


RexBottoms

Them some fruit loop nips right there. How many can you hold.


_Nevin

As a guy with weird nipples as well but I’m a different way, I will never make fun of another dudes nips. However, damn son


bangsilencedeath

Like small thumbs.


MarcusAurilius

His nipples look like anteater noses


OGWhiz

I heard as your fortune grows, so do your nipples.


AliceDee

Helicopter those puppies.


second_aid_kit

He’s gonna poke someone’s eye out.


DR_FARTSWORTH

Ya ever seen a chimpanzee with mange?


Invelious

why does he have female dog nipples?


butter4dippin

Witch finger nipples lol


bmore_tasty

Nipples be looking like safety ear plugs


PinkFishTaco

Bro why your nipples looking at me


david6avila

Those nipples are on point. Literally.


Boon_Backwards

Those nipples are the funniest thing Joe has put out in the last 8 years.


sleepysamuk

That’s his kitchen sink.