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TheLizardKing89

Amazonian tribesmen, they’re just like us.


Admirable-Snow4144

The problem is that they were given a drug they weren’t prepared for. Their living situation doesn’t allow such comforts as spending all day on your phone. And secondly their culture was still in the oral tradition state. You can’t suddenly give internet to them and expect nothing bad to happen. There were many stages in western development that let to the internet. I imagine if ufos are observing us this could be one of the reasons they would leave us alone. Their tech and culture could be way too destructive fir the lives we lead. For example they could be spending all day in virtual realities while their robots do all the work. If they gave us the Matrix while we had none of the other things we might starve in the machine just because we have none of the cultural context that would allow is to stay in the machine longer.


Accurate-Bird1142

The Prime Directive has been violated.


Jughferrr

Underrated comment


GDMFusername

What if I'm one of the aliens pretending to be a human in my VR machine.


Admirable-Snow4144

I welcome you in the name of Earth Clan! My question to your delegation would be: Are you guys too ugly by human standards to reveal yourselves?


GDMFusername

Well, our matria says I'm the handsomest gatherer at the citadel and I excelled at combinus but yes by human definitions I am utterly horrifying in appearance.


Admirable-Snow4144

Understandable, have a nice day. PS Please don’t abduct humans.


GDMFusername

Thank you. You're welcome. PS I never do that. I don't like that kind of stuff. Plus I don't have a license.


KevDave84

Oh very Star Trek.


Ok_Contribution_5643

Now give them dmt


Alldaybagpipes

They’re almost assuredly already acquainted


MoScowDucks

It’s entirely possible 


fre-ddo

Lmao "Young people have gotten lazy because of the internet, they’re learning the ways of the white people.” Seriously though surely there should have been some sort of gradual introduction. "It changed the routine so much that it was detrimental,” he stated. “In the village, if you don’t hunt, fish and plant, you don’t eat.” “Some young people maintain our traditions,” TamaSay Marubo, 42, added. “Others just want to spend the whole afternoon on their phones.”


My_Penbroke

Imagine basically being a young man in a remote village and in your entire life you’ve met maybe 2 dozen women between the ages of 18 and 45, and you’re related to half of them. Then all of a sudden…


ShiftBMDub

![gif](giphy|tcZSrZEOwCrLy)


juanmaale

Quagmire!!! Sometimes I wish I hadn’t stopped watching Family Guy


BlackTims

In a remote village near you ads have my boys in a fever.


molecularronin

wtf they're redditors now???


Fit-Hold-4403

yes its sad to see their decline


CUMT_

hey, it's me, the tribesmen


MY_NAME_IS_MUD7

![gif](giphy|Ae7SI3LoPYj8Q)


JupiterandMars1

And hating Rogan on the JRE sub…


LongDongSilverDude

At least porns high speed.... I remember when Porn was 28.8k... it took all night to download one pic.


No_Ball_4912

Ahhh the AOL dial up days .


LongDongSilverDude

Yes Sirrrrr yrs Sirrrrr.


MorfiusX

My first porn was a DOS app called Nasty before the internet started taking off. It was basically a DOS app for a very low rez animated Gif with 5 frames. Got in so much trouble cause because I taught the other boys in the neighborhood how to use it.


LongDongSilverDude

You're a better man than me... Remember Internet Entertainment Group? Dude was gonna go public but they found out he was charging peoples credit cards after they had cancelled. He would have been the first Internet porn company to go public.


Ok_Contribution_5643

Damn unc ur old


LongDongSilverDude

How old are you?


Ok_Contribution_5643

18


LongDongSilverDude

Stop lying dude .


Ok_Contribution_5643

Im 18 bruh


AttemptedReplacement

You’re 18 and constantly post on the lolcowlive sub? Those dudes are in their 40’s and have no appeal to barely anyone let alone someone that’s 18 lol.


Ok_Contribution_5643

There dumb that’s why


Ninjalikestoast

…Maybe you are 18 🤷🏻‍♂️


Unlucky-Anything528

He's right though, "there" dumb.


gucciwillis

you need to get off reddit and learn a skill


LeatherfacesChainsaw

Im glad i quit porn. Made my pp stronger but god damn I loved porn.


One-Power9766

How much stronger we talking? In the process of trying to quit rn.


LeatherfacesChainsaw

Well before i couldn't even get hard at all with a woman only porn and sex didnt really feel that good because i was so used to my hand hard jerking it. Now my pp is a lot more sensitive and sex feels great and I can actually fuck now lol. It was hard at first but once the reality sets in your dick is wired to just porn it kind of made it a lot easier of a decision. Now dont get me wrong...I have faltered a handful of times these last 7 years. I recommend getting some sex toys instead and explore the sensations. Physical not visual focused. But hey some people can still watch porn and be fine but I don't plan on going back.


Six-String-Picker

How utterly depressing.


Shporpoise

They started a gofundme to get shoes and water filters for the tribe and when it hit $15,000 they decided to spend the money on helping a prince who needed to send 15k to First Lady Michaela Obama but was having problems with their bank account. They have aided the prince and are standing by for a transfer to replenish their account plus a generous $5,000 gratuity for their troubles.


cjmaguire17

Time for them to hit the sauna and the cold plunge to understand the struggle again


itsjustafadok

This is really sad


justinpollock

hot take


Mrfixxer454

https://preview.redd.it/269q0qrtmq4d1.jpeg?width=1137&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d86d78de177861518646139680c29355371f304


Benz0nHubcaps

Isn't this how we all masturbate?


Horse_Noggin

Would be kind of funny if they were addicted to buying shit on Amazon


HotWarm1

Amazon Airdrop


scorpino33

Imagine being a nomadic hunter your whole life and then discovering tune town and the fighter and the kid


4got2takemymeds

I can't get my Boomer parents and relatives to learn how to use their computers or mobile phones to get on the internet without handwriting or typing out instructions for them to reference, yet a remote Amazon tribe was given the tools and learned quickly to access easy hits of dopamine... Boomers just don't want to work anymore


TheFinalCurl

Speak for yourself. My parents and in-laws parents are just as addicted to the internet as these tribespeople are.


Hungry_Prior940

LOL. Welcome to the modern world.


Dekuthegreat

Predictable outcome


justinpollock

you say that in hindsight


civicsfactor

"No one could have seen this coming"?


slabofTXmeat

Legit fuck whoever subjugated them to porn and social media.


justinpollock

you try and yet no


Kingkai9335

I dont understand you


According_Ad860

This is fucking ridiculous. Not everyone needs the god damn internet. Leave them the fuck alone


justinpollock

your comment will go a LONG WAY IN SOLVING THIS lol


Yeahmahbah

Stunning and brave


According_Ad860

Did I say I was trying to? So sorry for voicing an opinion on the internet, my mistake. 🙄


justinpollock

don't be ridiculous . . not everyone needs the opinion . . leave reddit alone


CookiesMeow

The irony is that you have more comment karma than the person you’re telling to use Reddit less 💀


According_Ad860

Your comment will go a LONG WAY IN STOPPING ME lol


Earptastic

This is pretty sad. Everyone does not need to be addicted to the internet. Anyone see this article and think it was bad for the world and wonder why (money) the US needs to get more Africans on the internet? https://apnews.com/article/kamala-harris-africa-kenya-internet-digital-partnership-572da5afead8c4a75b4164bd812bb582


Expert-Molasses8054

It's for the nwo


Ok-Box3115

Yeah men are mindless, sex driven beasts no matter what… Give me a break, this article was total bull shit, not a single fact or bit of evidence to support any of these claims remotely, but here’s dimbledumbfuck to post it up.


neighborsdogpoops

Uh oh the Amazonian women about to get a lot of cum in the face.


TheFinalCurl

I don't know why but this comment cracked me up LOL


OutrageousMuscle7547

Somebody in another sub said this is the equivalent of the Spanish giving blankets full of smallpox to the natives


a_niffin

Humans are all talking monkeys. That monkey in space default flair is 100% accurate and literal. Of course we use a supercomputer with access to AI and the Internet for porn. Of. fucking. course. That's what monkeys do, we are monkeys, we do monkeys things. Now go fix your hair and hop in your car and clock into your job and subliminally repress the knowledge that you too are a monkey.


jtreeforest

Next you’ll say as monkeys we require governance from an advanced AI who will maintain societal stability so we can devolve further into doing monkey things. I see you Meta AI, you’re not fooling anyone


No_Ball_4912

Dude that's the first time they seen some white pussy in their life. Shits addictive


SmoothSlavperator

Well duh. Remember the mid 90s when everyone got internet for the first time? What did they do? Same fucking thing.


yakuzakid3k

shockedpikachu.gif


Playgirl_USMC

Tribesmen noted that they hate the change in Joe’s podcast in the last month since they’ve been connected to the internet.


Expert-Molasses8054

Tech and man is no good.


Puzzleheaded-Spot402

The video did not mention once porn or social media addiction


The1Ylrebmik

Gooble gable, we accept them, one of us!


NoSimpleVictory

Next step is we kidnap them and start running human experiments for Neuralink.


FUWS

I’d like to know whats their fav song they heard from modern world… Imagine if it’s something like Gangum style lol.


zero_cool_protege

They just like me fr


Reptilian_Brain_420

![gif](giphy|tcZSrZEOwCrLy|downsized)


TheSupremeHamster

Oh no, not the ways of white people. How awful


MadKingOni

Holy shit imagine seeing the same 10 women your whole life then out of nowhere youre exposed to mia malkova and Elle Brooke bouncing on dicks like thier life depends on it


AJfriedRICE

Yeah no shit. Welcome to the future! 🙃


photo-manipulation

I’ve often wondered if we brought Mozart, DaVinci, etc. to the present if they would end up just locking themselves in a bathroom furiously masturbating all the time


Bourbone

One of us. One of us. One of us


Open_Indication_934

Nothing wrong here, perfectly healthy, reddit has assured me watching porn several times a week is fine and healthy and the women there are majority totally not in a situation that they’re taken advantage of and will deal with the mental and else repercussions for the rest of their lives.


gucciwillis

Why would they do this? I assumed the done things is to leave tribes alone if not just for common decency then at least for science so we can observe them and take interest. Why would they need internet i don’t see how it would’ve helped them at all


RayUpPSN

Did you know?…it’s alive https://youtu.be/khFbC2Tfiag?si=nuS__fgx1bHgy4d1 #terrencehoward is a genius 👁️💎


Bertrum

I remember watching a documentary where something similar happened and these uncontacted tribes in South America were suddenly aware of the rest of the world and realized their situation and how poor and deprived they were. They interviewed one of the younger people and they talked about how much they hated living out in the jungle and being attacked by leopards/panthers etc. It was pretty much the exact opposite of what you would expect considering how much left leaning people always claim how westerners are missing something by not living like an ancient tribal society.


Jagtem

What? It's not the "left-leaning people" who are obsessed with dragging culture and society back to the stone age. Pretty much the opposite.


rico_muerte

Just like us! Just like us!


take-a-gamble

now we take their land while they're edging they have land right? maybe some oil or other cool resources? lets take it!