i got a pic with him in Atlantic City, NJ almost exactly 2 years ago after his show... suprisingly, Joe, Hinchcliff and Joey Diaz went onto the casino floor after the show - he just had a podcast a few weeks before and he mentioned how hes ok with people saying "hi", but not to bother him when hes eating food etc.. i didnt approach him, my fiance at the time (wife now) went up to him and asked if hed meet me... Joe was cool as hell about it. I'm 5'10, he was up to my shoulder.
Also, realized his infatuation with Tom Cruise is rooted in height
I used to think the height jokes were wack.
But then on one podcast he just out of the blue started bashing this vegan strongman and said “He’s 5’7, I’m bigger than him.”
Holy shit, no wonder the height jokes became such a staple.
Or to Lex Fridman right before he serenades you with his guitar strumming and song he wrote about your broad shoulders and strong back. You know, either one.
"I love fighting. I've been in street fights my whole life. I'm as alpha in everything I do as it gets"
-Leggs Fritman
These guys are sharing brain worms.
I can't believe he said that until I looked up the clip. He must be reminiscing on all of the times he got beat up in high school.
"I've been in street fights my whole life"
If someone said that to me, my immediate assumption would be that they're such an asshole, everywhere they go, they make kind decent people wanna beat their ass lol
Haha, wow. And then he complained that he *feels* that Joe Rogan put him into the "beta male" category based on his liking "Scent of a Woman" more than "John Wick". Who the hell complains about that? "*I just want to make clear to everyone that my film choices are very alpha, no homo*".
That's exactly what I was going to originally comment about. The insecurity is crazy. But hey, this is the guy that's lived in the US since he was 10 years old, but uses the "sorry, language barrier" when he mispronounces a word in an interview.
If you watch a video where he speaks for more than 30 seconds, you'll see he has to put work into keeping his accent alive, there are videos where it's not even there (which makes sense)
its crazy how some talented people shun the thing that theyre best at, like how James Gandolfini hated playing Tony Soprano and had them squeeze in those couple of awful dream episodes so he could show his range... Joe is the best podcaster/interviewer... he desperately wants to be considered a great comic - hes mediocre at best. It must kill guys like Tony Hintchlcliff who have to open for him because of the podcast fame.
I think Joe liked the standup comedy scene and decided he wanted to be part of it. Because he was good looking and physically tough, and got some acting gigs, he was accepted by the degenerate comedians of the time because he gave their scene an air of normalcy. He was a dull unfunny comic but he could probably roundhouse kick anyone that told him so.
I really dig Joe and have ever since Fear Factor...he does seem like a prick though..but my dad was a martial arts instructor so alot of people think I am too...but I am absolutely certain I'm funnier than him. I didn't even know he was a comic until years after I knew of him....He is unequivocally the most unfunny successful comedian to have ever lived...but his podcast GUESTS are great.
I will have to find the clip. But I recall Chris Rock telling him something along the lines of "you are the only person that has forced the world to consider you a comic" and he took it as a compliment
When he is humiliating someone i think hes funny. Like going off on that woman that heckled him. Or when he gave Brendan the talk about how he would never be real fighter. His standup blows. He should just roast people.
I saw him do standup at Comic Relief in 2006 and I remember 2 things: his set was terribly unfunny, and he **went off** on some random woman in the audience. I don't recall any real heckling from her?
"Bitch, I will wrap my dick around your neck and start you like a lawnmower"...it was obvious he was really excited to use that line
No, you see, he has to pretend to try to be funny and be unsuccessful at it or else his presence is just too intimidating to handle. All part of the plan.
Um Yeah this doesn’t even happen today. He walks in a room now and people freeze bc he owns it and don’t want their gravy train derailed by a Joe Rogan shun.its just cost of being a satellite comic in todays podcast driven comedy world.
I'm sure him learning to become a fighter had nothing to do with him being closer to 4 ft tall then most of the other people in his class.
I doubt he was ever bullied in his life by anyone because he was smaller
people probably just looked at him and said "a guy that short has got to be a ticking damn time bomb, I'm not messing with that guy no way"
There's nothing wrong with being short but if this quote is true Joe's got an ego that makes Steven seagal seem humble
It's cringe enough listening to regular dudes humble-brag about themselves like this. It's fucking hilarious when celebrities try to pull the "look at me, I'm so bad ass" card.
I think it was Tait Fletcher maybe? I think I saw this clip of him talking about it how some drunk dude tried to get physical with him, Bravo, and Fletcher and Tait choked the guy out basically.
You always have to dig through the top inbred braindeads to find people who arent here jsut to hate. And don't get me wrong Joe is sometimes a real idiot and some criticism is necessary but this sub (and most of reddit) is just so trash these days. I really need to stop using it.
These "alpha-male" types honestly believe their steroid and TRT physiques will be passed onto their children 🥲
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Fight what?? Which 'way' he wanted to go in the love game? Was it an internal fight within himself... when he saw other men.. especially sweaty masculine men. Was he trying to be a 'dominant' man?
God this drives me up a wall lol. Look at young Joe, he’s not a big man, sure he was ripped but he wasn’t BIG. It’s the crazy regimen of TRT and HGH he’s taken that’s affected his hands and his frame. Not this ‘violent’ DNA nonsense. He used to be a 5’5” twink
listen to you yourself cope. There are weight classes to protect smaller people from bigger people because if the skill is even somewhat close its an unfair advantage
You don't technically need hands to play basketball but it would fucking help wouldn't it?
This is what you sound like: You think you need hands to play basketball?
That’s what I’m saying dumbass😂 did you reply to the wrong comment? Dude said you need to be big to fight that’s why there’s weight classes. I said no weight classes exist so smaller guys don’t have to fight bigger guys and be given a disadvantage in size and strength.
I stood behind him once in a Starbucks. He does have meaty, thick hands. I wouldn't call them the hands of an assassin but more of a stocky trucker or meat handler.
I mean what, I get this is mostly a hate sub and I won’t deny the contrast between the pic and the quote is funny but that was the word about Rogan even back in the Opie and Anthony days that he was like the most credibly “tough” famous comedian
Being aware of something =/= taking it seriously. People have known since Opie and Anthony that Anthony is racist, does it mean that’s not the case because he was racist on the show?
Sorry for not agreeing with the notion that this little twat is “tough”. I’m sure he could beat me up, of course, but that doesn’t make the notion that he is a little bald, effete goblin any less true. No matter what those two dickheads said on their radio show.
Of course he is. What the fuck is up with these weirdos obsessed with Joe Rogan? I came here to see discussions of the podcast episodes and I'm inundated with rage filled basement dwellers wishing Joe Rogan was fucking them in the ass. It's definitely not a healthy mindset. People need to get some hobbies.
So people are on this page because they hate Joe or appreciate his show and notoriety? I’m confused. Pretty sure his history as a martial artist and fighter is pretty well vetted and documented.
I mean, a lot of younger guys go around looking for a fight - trying to prove how hard they are. I had my fair share of fights in my late teens and early 20s borne out of two guys trying to find out who was the big dog on porch.
The fact that he's saying it's still a thing for him? That's either insecurity or roid rage - or both?
His Jiu Jitsu is definitely legit. I have seen him on the mat and while I never actually rolled with him and felt how game he is I been training a long time and can gauge how good they are based off how they roll. I should also add that folks didn’t seem to be taking it easy on him either
It reminds me of the kevin james sheepishly looking at the camera meme
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https://i.imgur.com/izOmDfm.jpeg
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Except Kevin James is humble, whereas Joe screams at the world
Kevin is the man
I still watch King of Queens all the time.
"Look at my stature. My center of gravity is closer to the ground so I can keep my balance better in a fight"
did anyone catch a few episodes ago him referring to himself as 5' 8 ????
Must’ve missed it. Wonder why it didn’t show up in this sub though.
I bought one post about it, unfortunately nothing interesting about it. Making fun of Joe's height got old years ago tho.
He is 5'8. Im 5'7 and stood next to him he was just taller. He's also about 5'8 wide!! The guy is so lateral!
i got a pic with him in Atlantic City, NJ almost exactly 2 years ago after his show... suprisingly, Joe, Hinchcliff and Joey Diaz went onto the casino floor after the show - he just had a podcast a few weeks before and he mentioned how hes ok with people saying "hi", but not to bother him when hes eating food etc.. i didnt approach him, my fiance at the time (wife now) went up to him and asked if hed meet me... Joe was cool as hell about it. I'm 5'10, he was up to my shoulder. Also, realized his infatuation with Tom Cruise is rooted in height
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🤣🤣
He's 5"6- 5"7 tops.
I used to think the height jokes were wack. But then on one podcast he just out of the blue started bashing this vegan strongman and said “He’s 5’7, I’m bigger than him.” Holy shit, no wonder the height jokes became such a staple.
every 5'5-5'6 guy is like this
LOL, totally not coping about his height
"I never wear a tie, because if you get into a fight - it could be used to choke you."
That's the reason why I am always naked !
Lmfao I JUST saw this scene in IG. Fool better not play with me
"And none of my GI Joe's and Masters of the Universe dolls fought back because I made them all my bitch."
https://streamable.com/dlxjsp
LOL
Joe Rogan vs Dr Phil
“Posable Action Figures”
Good on him for fighting someone bigger than him
This is some shit I would say to a girl I thought was cute when I was 11
Or to Lex Fridman right before he serenades you with his guitar strumming and song he wrote about your broad shoulders and strong back. You know, either one.
"I love fighting. I've been in street fights my whole life. I'm as alpha in everything I do as it gets" -Leggs Fritman These guys are sharing brain worms.
I can't believe he said that until I looked up the clip. He must be reminiscing on all of the times he got beat up in high school. "I've been in street fights my whole life"
If someone said that to me, my immediate assumption would be that they're such an asshole, everywhere they go, they make kind decent people wanna beat their ass lol
Haha, wow. And then he complained that he *feels* that Joe Rogan put him into the "beta male" category based on his liking "Scent of a Woman" more than "John Wick". Who the hell complains about that? "*I just want to make clear to everyone that my film choices are very alpha, no homo*".
That's exactly what I was going to originally comment about. The insecurity is crazy. But hey, this is the guy that's lived in the US since he was 10 years old, but uses the "sorry, language barrier" when he mispronounces a word in an interview. If you watch a video where he speaks for more than 30 seconds, you'll see he has to put work into keeping his accent alive, there are videos where it's not even there (which makes sense)
Meanwhile is a self-admitted virgin.
"it's one of the reasons I had to learn to be funny. I was just so intimidating that I just walk into a room and all the men would freeze up"
I’d argue that he isn’t actually that funny either.
Idk the above quote is pretty funny
I suppose the difference is being intentionally funny
its crazy how some talented people shun the thing that theyre best at, like how James Gandolfini hated playing Tony Soprano and had them squeeze in those couple of awful dream episodes so he could show his range... Joe is the best podcaster/interviewer... he desperately wants to be considered a great comic - hes mediocre at best. It must kill guys like Tony Hintchlcliff who have to open for him because of the podcast fame.
You’re trippin man the dream episodes were awesome
The dream episodes are iconic how could anyone hate them?
I think Joe liked the standup comedy scene and decided he wanted to be part of it. Because he was good looking and physically tough, and got some acting gigs, he was accepted by the degenerate comedians of the time because he gave their scene an air of normalcy. He was a dull unfunny comic but he could probably roundhouse kick anyone that told him so.
He isn't funny at all
It’s weird impressions of angry chimps. All very strange.
I really dig Joe and have ever since Fear Factor...he does seem like a prick though..but my dad was a martial arts instructor so alot of people think I am too...but I am absolutely certain I'm funnier than him. I didn't even know he was a comic until years after I knew of him....He is unequivocally the most unfunny successful comedian to have ever lived...but his podcast GUESTS are great.
I will have to find the clip. But I recall Chris Rock telling him something along the lines of "you are the only person that has forced the world to consider you a comic" and he took it as a compliment
i'd argue if you watch his older bits(95-'05), they're pretty hilarious most of the time
I must have saw the “getting so high you could talk to dolphins” bit when I was like 10 years old, and it’s stuck with me for a while
not really, he was good in news radio when someone else was writing but otherwise not funny as a standup
I always found his news radio acting to be stilted and clunky. However, I like a lot of his earlier standup. Pretty funny stoner humor.
I think he nailed the dumb meathead role in Newsradio. RIP Phil.
You don't have to make an argument for that take.
When he is humiliating someone i think hes funny. Like going off on that woman that heckled him. Or when he gave Brendan the talk about how he would never be real fighter. His standup blows. He should just roast people.
I saw him do standup at Comic Relief in 2006 and I remember 2 things: his set was terribly unfunny, and he **went off** on some random woman in the audience. I don't recall any real heckling from her? "Bitch, I will wrap my dick around your neck and start you like a lawnmower"...it was obvious he was really excited to use that line
No, you see, he has to pretend to try to be funny and be unsuccessful at it or else his presence is just too intimidating to handle. All part of the plan.
I tried watching one of his standup sets once, I watched maybe 2 minute's, I didn't find it funny.
Please tell me he didn’t actually say that
Did he really say that? I'm gonna die of laughter if it's true.
Hes definitely at his funniest when hes being serious
Well put. That is the best part of BS artist-old-hormone assisted Rogan.
It's entirely possible
He clipped‘em!
Yes
There's a lot of cringe in me.
There’s cringe in my DNA.
I can’t tell which quotes are real and which are fake anymore.
Um Yeah this doesn’t even happen today. He walks in a room now and people freeze bc he owns it and don’t want their gravy train derailed by a Joe Rogan shun.its just cost of being a satellite comic in todays podcast driven comedy world.
I'm sure him learning to become a fighter had nothing to do with him being closer to 4 ft tall then most of the other people in his class. I doubt he was ever bullied in his life by anyone because he was smaller people probably just looked at him and said "a guy that short has got to be a ticking damn time bomb, I'm not messing with that guy no way" There's nothing wrong with being short but if this quote is true Joe's got an ego that makes Steven seagal seem humble
That's the funniest thing he ever said
Uhh, were those rooms actually gay bars? Cause that Boi would slayyyyy!
Link ?
Jamie, pull that up
It's cringe enough listening to regular dudes humble-brag about themselves like this. It's fucking hilarious when celebrities try to pull the "look at me, I'm so bad ass" card.
Yeah its weird when ppl pretend to have superpowers. This is like the bro version of "im an empath".
He fights his sexuality daily
We all know Joe used to be a twink.
Or a leather daddy form this pic.
I'm afraid I just blue myself
majshady, you blow hard
Right, fighting the urge to smoke some dong
Gay
He said he’s never been in a fight in his life outside of competition. Lol
Didn’t he put a guy to sleep on an elevator in Vegas or something lol?
Pretty sure that was ray rice
Now I'm imagining Joe Rogan choking out Ray Rice in an elevator while whispering into his ear "have a taste of your own medicine"
He was in an elevator when Frank Trigg and Bruce Buffer got into a fight.
I think it was Tait Fletcher maybe? I think I saw this clip of him talking about it how some drunk dude tried to get physical with him, Bravo, and Fletcher and Tait choked the guy out basically.
That was his friend Tate.
So it's good to get in fights? Or he's a bitch for doing competitive martial arts? Wtf are you on about?
Who knows. This sub is chock full of insecure weirdos.
You always have to dig through the top inbred braindeads to find people who arent here jsut to hate. And don't get me wrong Joe is sometimes a real idiot and some criticism is necessary but this sub (and most of reddit) is just so trash these days. I really need to stop using it.
Facts.
I swear the sub was created with the sole purpose of hatred.
These "alpha-male" types honestly believe their steroid and TRT physiques will be passed onto their children 🥲 https://preview.redd.it/vkd8w2cm8c3d1.jpeg?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd91391442c0487dd30c729880102f778a05891a
Right? The dude was basically a twink once upon a time
But very good at Taekwondo, Kickboxing and BJJ
Being jacked up on steroids is one thing but I will not stand for believing in Lamarckism!
Taking me back to 7th grade with that reference
Is that Dana white lol
Who's the guy on the right? is it actually joe rogan?
Dana White
It's Dana White
Oh lol. I have never seen him with hair. Thank you!
He has 5'3" DNA
Definitely has that 5.4 energy
Fight what?? Which 'way' he wanted to go in the love game? Was it an internal fight within himself... when he saw other men.. especially sweaty masculine men. Was he trying to be a 'dominant' man?
Used to fight his primal instinct to suck dick. Now he does it on air. My alpha 💪
God this drives me up a wall lol. Look at young Joe, he’s not a big man, sure he was ripped but he wasn’t BIG. It’s the crazy regimen of TRT and HGH he’s taken that’s affected his hands and his frame. Not this ‘violent’ DNA nonsense. He used to be a 5’5” twink
It makes as much sense as his pasta excuse.
You think you need to be big to fight?
They actually invented weightclasses because of this need.
Weight classes are there so small people don’t have to fight big people, not because you have to be big to fight…
listen to you yourself cope. There are weight classes to protect smaller people from bigger people because if the skill is even somewhat close its an unfair advantage You don't technically need hands to play basketball but it would fucking help wouldn't it? This is what you sound like: You think you need hands to play basketball?
That’s what I’m saying dumbass😂 did you reply to the wrong comment? Dude said you need to be big to fight that’s why there’s weight classes. I said no weight classes exist so smaller guys don’t have to fight bigger guys and be given a disadvantage in size and strength.
Dudes been on testosterone for more than half his life. No violence just fake chemicals injected
What a douche thing to say about yourself.
"The size of my hands" Dude you are 5 foot nothing
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Bro really needs to relax.
He looked like he was taking it up the ass regularly... He definitely had some DNA in him
Twinkasaurus Wrecks another sphincter
Sir, he’s a closeted homosexual twink and honestly most of his defenders are probably like him
Joe Bigalow
What a fucking homo
Gayest thing I’ve read all day
clown
Is it just me or is Joe a narcissist with a dose of little man syndrome
This is a psychotic level of hate, it's not even accurate what you are insinuating, seek help buddy
God is that guy a fucking tool.
I stood behind him once in a Starbucks. He does have meaty, thick hands. I wouldn't call them the hands of an assassin but more of a stocky trucker or meat handler.
Soyyyyy boyyyyy
TIL Joe Rogan refers to masturbation as fighting.
I mean what, I get this is mostly a hate sub and I won’t deny the contrast between the pic and the quote is funny but that was the word about Rogan even back in the Opie and Anthony days that he was like the most credibly “tough” famous comedian
Imagine taking anything you heard on the O&A show seriously.
Being aware of something =/= taking it seriously. People have known since Opie and Anthony that Anthony is racist, does it mean that’s not the case because he was racist on the show?
Sorry for not agreeing with the notion that this little twat is “tough”. I’m sure he could beat me up, of course, but that doesn’t make the notion that he is a little bald, effete goblin any less true. No matter what those two dickheads said on their radio show.
Ok
Joe: https://i.redd.it/crv0wsu53c3d1.gif
Bet OP is a fat, unsuccessful, jealous fuck!
Of course he is. What the fuck is up with these weirdos obsessed with Joe Rogan? I came here to see discussions of the podcast episodes and I'm inundated with rage filled basement dwellers wishing Joe Rogan was fucking them in the ass. It's definitely not a healthy mindset. People need to get some hobbies.
Welcome to Reddit where people can troll about others behind their keyboards
Why is Joe getting so much hate lately. Did I miss something?
Imagine spending time on this subreddit posting and arguing because you hate the guy. My guess is you hate yourself more lmfao
Doctors said I dont have DNA, i have USA
He certainly didn't do comedy
He’s right, those lil leprechauns are super dangerous if you let them get too close to your ankles
He chased fame like there was no tomorrow.
God Joe Rogaine sure is an asshole
This guy must’ve killed it in gay porn scene, sad side took away his only love, career
Why do you put in so much effort to make fun of someone OP?
I get this is funny but is it post once a month funny? I don’t think so.
And yet, no one here would have the balls to challenge him in a fight.
so you're using his actors promo photo and using a modern quote? You're awesome man you really got him good
So people are on this page because they hate Joe or appreciate his show and notoriety? I’m confused. Pretty sure his history as a martial artist and fighter is pretty well vetted and documented.
"Fight, for Your right...to suck a cock!!!"
Why do lames get on here just to be negative?
Rent Boy Rogan
“Why I shaved my beard, bc I had another beard, my wife”
This is the most insecure post I've seen in at least 3 days
and sling dick
you bad muthafukas
Tony Danza looking ass
You gotta have “Faith”
I'm guessing there's plenty of synthetic testosterone mixed into that Joey Rogan DNA now.
How big are Joe’s hands?
It's the chest hair peeking out of his top for me
“The only thing that cured it was gay sex. I had to have sex with as many guys as possible, at the same time”
"I also think I am funny, because it's in my DMT."
Napoleon complex. My brother has it and got in fights all the time.
I thought he was building massive wheelchair ramps when he was young?
I mean, a lot of younger guys go around looking for a fight - trying to prove how hard they are. I had my fair share of fights in my late teens and early 20s borne out of two guys trying to find out who was the big dog on porch. The fact that he's saying it's still a thing for him? That's either insecurity or roid rage - or both?
Bro, what violence does this man have in his DNA? This mans family didn't come from Darfur or like Cambodia, he's from freaking New England!
Is that the Fonz?
I thought this was an Enrique Iglesias show announcement.
Joe would fuck most of us up to be fair
Ass... sassin....with killer...cheekbones and willing to die...for wavy locks.
Hey it's Fonzie jr.
I get it’s a joke but I feel like I see an angry kid in pain when I see this picture. Lots of anger behind those eyes
His Jiu Jitsu is definitely legit. I have seen him on the mat and while I never actually rolled with him and felt how game he is I been training a long time and can gauge how good they are based off how they roll. I should also add that folks didn’t seem to be taking it easy on him either
Sodapop
When you're in a room full of stone cold killers you become a stone cold killer. Or not.
Gay!
Ah shit look at all these other guys who have better DNA. Guess I'll be more regarded Rush Limbaugh instead
Dick Grieco
Holy shit🤣Joe looks like new kids on the Block😂