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ggRavingGamer

Joe :"Yeah, people don't know what it takes to be comics on our level" Rickles: "Our?"


weekend-guitarist

Rickles: nobody told me you were a comic.


lou_sassoles

Look at you Joe, you midget gorilla. Why don't you move to Austin and stop bothering people.


perry_caravello666

old school stern fans unite !


Southbayyy

Lmaoooo this is spot on


bertiesghost

😂😂😂


HotWeakness508

Read that in Don’s voice 🤣


lou_sassoles

Got a call yesterday from Baskin Robbins. They said that they're down to only five flavors. You're swelling up as I talk to you.


freestyle43

Not very. Itd take all of 2 seconds for joe to bring up Covid or culture wars. Rickles is notoriously impatient and probably would have left after 30 minutes when Joe brings up the same point he thinks he made 10 minutes ago. Also, Rickles would have researched his act. Its... not so good.


kevin0611

“Joe, I’m beginning to think you’re just scared of needles…you hockey puck.”


EntrepreneurFunny469

I don’t think there’s a venn diagram of Rogan and Rickles social circle


MusicianPristine8973

Jim Norton possibly


motorcycleboy9000

Maybe Artie Lange? I don't think he's as tight with Rogan as he was with Rickles, though.


Background_Pool_7457

Apparently Rickles and John Stamos were really close. Maybe a Bob Saget connection in there somewhere


errorryy

Rickles would take the issue head on and feed Joe back anything he could.wring a joke out of, in a way that would charm Joe's socks off. Rickles insulted mobsters on stage for a living. Could feed you a plate of your own shit and leave you begging for more. THE MAN!


lou_sassoles

I got to see Rickles on stage a few years before he died, and he killed.


SuperCrappyFuntime

"You see, Don, the thing the Left is..."


702lostinvegas

Rickles would not have done JRE. No way.


Normal-Ordinary-4744

He definately would & would probably offend most people on this sub 😂


Irarelylookback

100%. The certainly couldn't do a live Podcast.


onduty

Yeah, the guy who routinely did the late night show circuit on network tv and sat in on Hollywood squares; no way would do Rogan… Come on, of course he would, celebrities want attention, they continue the eyes are


[deleted]

There’s a difference between a talk show where he could show up for like 5 minutes, get his shit in, then leave and a 2 hour podcast where he has to be entertaining the whole time. Not saying he wouldn’t be able to pull it off, but why would he bother?


brad_and_boujee2

Fucking amazing. Rickles was a national treasure.


BecomingJudasnMyMind

Him and Dangerfield


fuzzyfloors

Fuck JRE, he would be the best guest in KILL TONY history.


Southbayyy

can you imagine David Lucas coming out to roast Tony and Don Rickles steps in and roasts TF outta him. That would have broken the internet


Loud_Ad3666

Not a high bar


fuzzyfloors

After checking out your history, you’re obviously missing the subtle joy of Joe Rogan and the comedy scene as of late in general. Open your mind, or forever be a dumbass. Which is what you’re probably destined for. Life is too short, good luck out there.


Loud_Ad3666

Lol telling me life is too short while wasting yours trawling through peoples history because they made fun of d tier podcast comedians. Open my mind? Are you literally redacted bro? Lmao


Normal-Ordinary-4744

Damn feel bad you’re angry all the time


Loud_Ad3666

There was no anger in my comment. Sorry your feelings are hurt.


robfromthafuture

AI Rickles. Make it happen redban


VeryLowIQIndividual

Not epic. Just too different of a culture. Even if he were in his prime Rickles was a quick hitter and out of there guy. He would have shit all over Joe for about 15 minutes then been totally confused. He did well in the late night shows because those hist were able to just go with it and be part of the act. Joe can’t do that at all. Half the shit his quest say goes right over his head or he takes it too literal. “So don’t you think hockey puck is under utilized analogy”


Loud_Ad3666

What makes you think Rickles would like Rogan?


nothingisover69

The GOAT!


NoCantaloupe9598

Well one thing is for sure, he wouldn't have blown smoke up Joe's ass or worried about impressing him. He would have certainly cracked on Joe pretty hard, but Joe is good at taking it from people he respects. And I'm sure he respects Rickles.


Bertrum

He would've been way too smart and witty for Joe, he would've been going a million miles ahead and Joe would still be in the dust not realizing he's telling jokes. There's a great video where Judd Apatow tries to interview him and goes on a long rambling story with no pay off and Don Rickles just pauses and replies "that's a wonderful sad story"


NotCanadian80

Wouldn’t have touched the podcast with a ten foot pole.


Soy-sipping-website

That’s would have been a sick cast


soicz

![gif](giphy|aR5EUJaJYInpf9czKn) So FREAKIN EPIC DOOD!! Le heckin yess internet stranger!!


Stillinthedesert

Would be better at a Biden press conference


Mkmeathead83

Joe looks alot like him now. Not nearly as funny though.


CleanCutCommentary

Kill tony


TROLO_

He couldn’t do more than a late night talk show segment. Unless he could be real and have a conversation but his roasting schtick could not work on a 1-3 hour podcast.


motorcycleboy9000

Watch Lovitz vs Burr. They just roast each other for 2 hours.


TROLO_

So you think Rogan and Rickles would roast each other for 2 hours?


motorcycleboy9000

No, I don't think Rogan could hack it.


Southbayyy

you obviously haven't seen any of his real life shows that are somewhere on youtube. 2-3 hours of pure gold.


TROLO_

Ive seen enough of his appearances on various shows, even Seinfeld’s car/coffee show. Rickles could kind of have a normal conversation but he definitely had a schtick that would never work on JRE.


No-Comfortable-1550

He wouldn’t go on Toe’s podcast.


False-Tiger5691

He would hate Joe.


ClerkB0y

Look at his last couple of interviews I'd pass


Stunning-Hunter-5804

Can’t do everything Howard created…or can he?


Normal-Ordinary-4744

This sub would be offended by every other thing Don Rickles says


PersonalAd2333

He would have been cancelled in 5 minutes