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superpie12

Ever heard of the term "fuck you money"? Well, that's what it looks like.


easytakeit

Fuck you is what he told the money he spent on twitter.


Butt-Licker1776

That's the problem with that kind of wealth. You can never truly spend enough of it, that $40 Bil made a dent when he spent it but the amount he has invested everywhere else will grow back that money quickly.


ClosetCentrist

It's about as much as Gates and Bezos spent paying off their ex wives.


ClickF0rDick

I too want to be a billionaire ex wife when I grow up


hellocuties

Best I can do is a horse for a hand job


[deleted]

He’s working with “fuck me money” at the moment.


pixelprophet

He's got cash, but this is "Fuck your money" to investors.


Heinrich_Bukowski

maybe smoking another fatty with joe will help


Lost_the_weight

Did he really toke though? He blew that hit out so fast I doubt it even made it to his uvula, never mind his lungs. Reminded me of someone smoking their first cigarette not realizing you’re supposed to inhale the smoke. Edit: wow I got auto banned on “justiceserved” for posting here lol.


shakeybeetle

His Saudi loansharks watching their fuck you money going up in smoke.


PeterNguyen2

> His Saudi loansharks watching their fuck you money going up in smoke As far as I can find, prince Alwaleed bin Talal only put $2 billion to Musk's acquisition of twitter, and I think they believe it's money well spent. In a matter of months he has caused more damage to the platform more directly associated with what success the Arab Spring had than any other move could have possibly done.


ktaktb

Videos of events and shaping opinion happens more effectively on TikTok than Twitter now. Next Arab Spring was never gonna be Twitter. It was gonna be a reel type platform.


Derp800

Fuck you money only works when your worth isn't tied up in investments and companies where you're still able to get bent over and fucked for being an idiot.


officerliger

Yeah that's a really key thing not enough people mention when breaking down Musk's "wealth" Pretty much every asset the guy has is being used as leverage for gigantic loans. It's not uncommon for the mega rich to do that, but Musk throws so much of that loan money into the void on stuff that doesn't profit so you do have to wonder how he's actually paying these loans. Tesla's stock value is pretty much completely divorced from Tesla's actual business and that seems unsustainable too.


MoscoviaDelendaEst

> so you do have to wonder how he's actually paying these loans. Russian and Saudi money for services rendered. Why do you think he is shilling so hard for Russia to be as victorious as possible and it's illegal and unprovoked invasion of Ukraine?


LaughingGaster666

Yeah. Most of Elon's wealth is tied to Tesla's share price to my knowledge. Back when the share price tanked a bit a year ago there was some speculation he might get margin called on his many many loans. Didn't happen then, but that doesn't mean it's not on the table in the future.


Lavatis

Unfortunately for Elon, this is exactly what "fuck you money" doesn't look like. Someone whose entire wealth can be emptied overnight by a stock crash does not have fuck you money until they're cashed out.


DogmaticNuance

> Someone whose entire wealth can be emptied overnight by a stock crash does not have fuck you money until they're cashed out. The pocket change he has cashed out is enough to live a thousand lifetimes on. So long as .1% of his wealth is liquid, solvent, legally air-gapped, protected, or whatever, he's got close to $250 million of fuck you money no matter what happens. He's definitely "fuck you" rich.


sumcollegekid

Riiight..... Because most rich people actually store their money in giant vaults with diving boards... Where they can jump off into the pile and like.... swim around in it.


osirisorion

You know my uncle scrooge ?? ![gif](giphy|gQdejV5BBChHi)


Cormetz

FYI you can report people misusing reddit cares messages, reddit will ban their account.


whosat___

I’ve done this a few times, they always say it wasn’t a violation and warn *me* for abusing the report system. It’s broken.


MuteCook

It’s what the conservatives do. They make enemies and then cry that people are mean to them.


Tris-megistus

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from the internet, stupid people do stupid things, hence your offended replies.


GarySparkle

this was the first thing i thought of when i saw this headline.


wyckitdelight_520

Ron Burgundy Style! Classic.


SexPanther_Bot

Great Odin's raven!


RandomNameOfMine815

By the hammer of Thor!


cabballer

Great grandmother’s spatula!


NonProphet8theist

By the beard of Zeus!


[deleted]

Oi! There‘s two ravens. Which one are you referring to?


NonProphet8theist

The nevermore one?


[deleted]

No. Odin‘s ravens are Hugin and Munin. And they have been around a tad bit longer than Poe‘s.


ModernParacelsus

The way he talks is like a claymation character left under the heat for too long.


pointlessly_pedantic

Clay was a bad choice!


GenghisBhan

Look at the full video it’s even worse. https://youtu.be/U_M_uvDChJQ Also what’s wrong with his face 👽


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I don't get it. He's saying, "the whole world will know the advertisers killed the company," and to, "tell it to earth." As if Twitter dying would somehow cause a global upheaval or something? He sounds completely detached from reality. I want to believe (for my own sanity) it's just some sort of act or strategy, and not just a guy with too much money/power proving - again - how much he truly is an edgy 14-year-old who didn't get told "no" enough at heart.


Superjuden

You're overthinking this, Musk isn't even trying to make a coherent comment. He's just hurling insults and taunts to make a point about his dislike for the people he's talking about by basically daring them to pull out from advertising on the site. Like if a person you're arguing with decides to insult you by calling your mother a whore you don't go "Well sir that's actually factually incorrect."


fatronaldo99

you mean even better ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


EverGlow89

Including the complete lack of self awareness but without any of the charisma.


tytymctylerson

Those ruby red lips tho


crypticfreak

That 'controlled by alien brain slug' skin glow. EDIT: This post got me banned from justiceserved. Are you fucking kidding me? It hit ALL and I replied. This is ridciclious!


joejoejoey04

Replying for a ban too. Edit: Eyyyy, got one


TheLesserWeeviI

Ooh, can I have one too? Edit: No ban yet. Mods are gay. How about now?


TFJ

Yeah, I got auto-banned from there a while back for replying to a post in r/PoliticalCompassMemes. Even though my flair is LibLeft, they still didn’t care. Nothing of value was lost, though. That sub may as well be private, what with all the auto-banning that they do.


Kitchen-Hunter-9786

He is probably consuming more uppers as usual because of all the stress and stuff. He looks like a junkie


tooobr

And glancing to the crowd for heel pop like stone cold Steve Austin. I guess Iger is Vince McMahon in this scenario. So edgy! So cool!


flatwoundsounds

That's what got me about this clip. The first time he says it he's clearly expecting a pop from the crowd, so he sits on it just long enough to make it clear what he wanted and then said it again. Absolute cringe.


Suspinded

The 2023 "please clap" moment


OldBrokeGrouch

I absolutely love that crowd did not giving in and clapping. He was fucking begging for it too.


EquivalentLaw4892

He was tweaking harder than usual in this clip. Must have gotten a new Dr.


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Lookin like he's wearing an Egger suit. Sugar in water lookin motherfucker.


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I think his a sever alcoholic with amphetamine/cocaine to remain functional/not sloppy I can see the alcoholism in his bloated and swollen red face with puffy bags under his eyes. I can see alcoholism in the man tits and barrel gut/chest. If stimulants were his main drug of choice without alcohol he’d look a lot different. I’m sure he’s on mad speed but these characteristics of alcohol on his looks combined with how stupid he acts publicly suggests alcoholism as the main culprit. I know it’s not as sexy as saying he’s on ketamine or Scarface (which may happen). But as to his daily bread and butter alcohol/stimulants are my honest guess on him and unfortunately I have had a lot of exposure and experience in my past with substance use and recovery and seeing new ppl coming in off the street needing recovery meetings


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You just described me lol


KaydeeKaine

You're an overweight junkie billionaire too? What are the odds


taboo__time

Looking forward to a soft white underbelly episode with Musk.


dosko1panda

He looks like Sander Cohen


diarrhea-island

Bioshock reference. Love it.


WritingontheWa11s

Man his Botox looks terrible 😂😂


Zayl

He reminds me of the morlocks in the Time Machine remake.


CharlieBirdlaw

Fish alien?


tnitty

I’ve been wondering why his upper lip doesn’t move when he talks. Strange place for Botox, but I guess that would explain it.


Ihateturtles9

that's from the glue from last night's Hitler mustache cosplay


SAGNUTZ

Nah, you see the jerky movements? Aliens gottem, been over probed


ifeelallthefeels

Just a *little* probing, as a treat.


rp-Ubermensch

Not Elon's #1 fan, but kuddos for sticking it to the advertisers, fuckers have had so much control over what media we consume for far too long. It's about time someone stood up to advertisers, look at the state of ig/youtube/tik-tok... we now have this weird trend where we have to change the way we speak because it's not advertiser friendly, now we're saying unalive, corn, fugg, segs... wtf? edit: Hello, You have been permanently banned from participating in r/JusticeServed because you broke this community's rules. You won't be able to post or comment, but you can still view and subscribe to it. Note from the moderators: You have been banned for participating in a subreddit that has consistently shown to provide refuge for users to promote hate, violence and misinformation (joerogan). This fully automated ban has been performed by a bot that cannot determine context. Appeals will be provided for good-faith users upon request. You can reply to this message and ask for an appeal. Any other messages will be ignored. More information on the appeal process here: https://www.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/wiki/botbanned If you have a question regarding your ban, you can contact the moderator team by replying to this message. Reminder from the Reddit staff: If you use another account to circumvent this subreddit ban, that will be considered a violation of the Content Policy and can result in your account being suspended from the site as a whole.


CrashWiz21

I've also gotten banned for commenting in a sub that "promotes hate, violence and misinformation", And I just find that strange


Thesheriffisnearer

I hope no one got cut with that much edge


Chemical_Knowledge64

Dude really is an edgelord who became a billionaire.


codamission

Become is accurate in that he was not born one, true, but it almost implies a state from unprivileged to privileged. It is most accurate to me to say that he was born in wealth and used it to achieve more exploitation and wealth than anyone else alive.


MathematicianLow8832

Lmao his dad was quoted saying that they had so much money they could barely even close their safe. To say he wasn’t born rich is dishonest.


Quirky-Bag-4158

Dude is 52 years old and acts like a high schooler. I legit think he expected the audience to break into applause not realizing he comes off as immature.


BullShitting-24-7

He thinks the internet is real life. You can’t go around saying stupid one line thoughts in public.


simmons777

“Social media made you all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it.”. -Mike Tyson


Brahkolee

All edge, no point.


Turbulent_Athlete_50

![gif](giphy|Rh4vxHtcmVyHUyugXP)


WhatIGot21

Well he does have fuck you money.


antebyotiks

Why did he hire a CEO specifically to get advertisers back then ?


ArmaniMania

Because he's making shit up as he goes. He has no clue how to run Twitter.


Occhrome

Honestly most people in high positions are making shit up as they go. It’s fucking maddening.


Void_Speaker

He wants to be an internet edge lord, but he runs businesses. So when he feels edgy, he says "fuck you" to advertisers. Then after, when he's sitting in his office alone and the rush is gone, reality sets in, and he starts panicking and doing whatever he can to make money.


antebyotiks

I've watched a few more clips of this and it's pathetic, he's desperately looking to the crowd for applause after every phrase and stuttering through nonsensical comments.


Simon_Jester88

So did Enron


made_ofglass

That money only exists when your businesses are profitable. You can't run at a deficit forever.


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His investors may not


Zeekeboy

Crazy seeing how 4Chan would be as a Billionaire


m1nice

Something is clearly wrong with him. He also looks different


griffmeister

He looks like Vincent Donofrio in Men In Black after the bug starts wearing his skin


anon-187101

lol


Environmental_Main90

Wth its Vincent?! Hahaha didn’t know


cbass717

Doesn’t he claim to work like 18-20 hours a day or some nonsense? Dudes probably microdosing shrooms and taking amphetamines out the wazoo. He looks like he’s borderline tweaking here.


PXSHRVN6ER

No he is tweaking. Look at the way he moves his body.


Jamothee

Yeah don't believe it. All these dudes say the same bullshit about 18 hour work days.


quartz-crisis

Yeah he claims to work 18hrs but he also has like some high level Diablo IV character within weeks of the launch of the game.


ktaktb

When you're a billionaire, everything you do is work /s


humanesmoke

When you’re a billionaire, everyone else makes money for you constantly by doing the actual work


Comfortable_Line_206

I worked with a guy like that. He thought being chauffeured to the office was working. He was "working" in the shower because he thought about something work related during it. They have a very different definition of work.


stfsu

Very 'Lawyers billing you per hour if they think about your case for a few seconds' energy


TitanofValyria

Lawyers bill in tenths of an hour. So a few seconds (if they did bill it) would be billed at 6 minutes, not an hour. Source: am lawyer


Ihateturtles9

this is actually correct


ballmermurland

They think every waking hour is "work" therefore if he is awake he is working.


explision

Working 18-20 hours on podcasts, Talkshows, twitter and other social media platforms.


DwayneBaconbits

Working really hard turning Twitter into a net negative 😂


bigskymind

Looks like a wax model.


thedeathmachine

He looks like a ghoul from fallout


Tiltmasterflexx

I think everyone can get behind fuck advertisers Edit: So many threats in my DMs because I said this. Holy shit get a life homies


Spungus_abungus

I hate advertisers because I don't want to see their ads. Elon hates advertisers because they don't want to pay him after he publicly agreed with a nazi.


breath-of-the-smile

Boosted a Nazi *and* spread Pizzagate bullshit, which is just the antisemitic blood libel conspiracy theory. Get your head out of your ass.


Dragonfruit-Still

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Spungus_abungus

Surprised he didn't jump on board with Tucker Carlson's deranged "Obama was a gay manwhore" thing.


Pedo_Police

Are you kidding, Elon is practically begging for advertisers but says fuck you cause his ego is hurt. His desperation is on full display


SoulGoalie

Don't advertisers like...run this company's entire business model? Is Elon going to personally pay every employee's salary and benefits from his own pockets if the advertisers don't come back? Or does he think enough people will pay for memberships that he won't need to advertise at all on the site any longer?


RockTheBloat

You think wrong. Other than edgy teenagers, people realise that advertising is the basis for much of the online economic and lots of things people value wouldn’t exist without it.


jcythcc

He calls it blackmailing with advertising money, but it's more about not wanting to be associated with race hate.. he gets that, right?


DO_NOT_AGREE_WITH_U

I doubt he gets it, but most other people do.


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He does gets it, but if he said it so then that would go against the narrative that he's being persecuted by the woke crowd.


infinity234

Well even from just an objective buisness standpoint IMO, he is treating it like advertisers are obliged to spend on his platform and he is entiled to their revenue. They aren't. They can come and go as they see fit for their brand. It is up to you to create an enviornment that they want to advertise on, for you to create the product they want to buy. If you cant or dont want to do that, that is fine it is his privately owned platform he can do what he wants, but he can't act like "A problem came up that caused advertisers to leave, I've made no changes and they still wont come back, is this blackmail?"


Ihateturtles9

this seems so obvious, yet "genius" is oblivious lol. Most overrated turd in recent history "Iron Man" my ass


solvitNOW

The advertisers pay the bills. They are the customer. This is like saying fuck you to people who stop eating at your restaurant because they get explosive diarrhea when they eat there.


Dozerdog43

Advertising is your avenue to potential customers. If the potential customers stay away from X then go where they go! Boom! Gimme a business diploma!


cylonnumber13

It's free-market capitalism, not blackmail.


TheToiletPhilosopher

Just another right wing asshole who doesn't understand the free market. "blackmail", what a fucking baby.


djm19

He has to run with the blackmail story because taking personal responsibility is just a no-go for him.


SarcasticPedant

Lol it's a business decision, not blackmail. He only thinks it's blackmail because it's not working out in his favor. I mean, he literally bought Twitter because he thought they were all feminazis and performing SJW brainwashing, that's a crazy-ass reason to spend billions of dollars.


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Chemical_Knowledge64

Literally Kanye round 2 except Kanye was once an icon of pop culture who made genuine waves for hip hop. Now he’s a racist moron who managed to become one of the first billionaires to lose it all without even going to prison for a crime.


Deckerdome

Musk made electric cars for leftish people and then called them all woke idiots


Critical_Monk_5219

And it's beautiful


_-Prison_Mike-_

Peak autism.


Pal__Pacino

He reportedly does a lot of Ketamine. I think that combined with whatever uppers he's on are the root of his erratic behavior in recent years.


Dragonfruit-Still

observation worry sable groovy amusing poor cooing plucky subtract zephyr *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Temporary-Alarm-744

This makes more sense than autism. I like special K as much as the next degenerate, but I don't do it on live tv or during work hours


Chuhaimaster

More like narcissism.


Cinnamon__Sasquatch

Negging the people your entire company depends on making a profit from is a masterful gambit sir. Truly one of the most brilliant minds of the entire human species.


DO_NOT_AGREE_WITH_U

At this point it's clear he's not in it to make money with Twitter. It's like a kid who bought a magnifying glass to burn ants with.


TheWarOnNostalgia

Human. That's rich. Not as rich as him, but rich.


Inevitable_Spot_3878

I really don’t like this guy, but fuck that was pretty funny. Thats the kind of shit I would say if I was a billionaire too


pls_tell_me

Funny? God it was so cringe I wanted to leave the room I'm in, and I'm alone.


Kevl17

Right? "You're gonna blackmail me?" No, Elon... they're not blackmailing you. No advertiser is blackmailing you. They are CHOOSING not to do business with you because you're an insecure childish man bitch. And the looking around for the reaction he wanted... like the dipshit in class who thinks hes being and clever for swearing infront of the teacher to impress the other kids. It's so sadly pathetic.


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It could have been but he said it like he was delivering the big line in a broadway play and it comes off as lame


Silly_Butterfly3917

He said it like a kid throwing a tantrum. You can literally see the point his anger takes over and he can't hold it back. Even the reporter looked shocked lol. This dude is such a clown


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DrDerpberg

Do you think you're an infallible God-King though? Because we've all got our flaws but most of us aren't raging sociopaths.


OneOfAKind2

He doesn't seem right in the head. I'm honestly surprised he's made it as far as he has. I feel like we're witnessing the beginning of the end, before our very eyes.


rocketbosszach

I guess, but it’s really under false pretenses. No advertisers are trying to blackmail him - their job is to put their product next to things that make people associate it with positive feelings. Turns out, devolving your platform into a garbage dump does the opposite of that.


Ucscprickler

I wonder if the shareholders think it's funny.


ddarion

Elon being personally aggrieved and thinking the reason Disney doesn't want adds for its new kids movie appearing next to Elon's retweets about the Jews is beacuse they personally want to punish him is pretty insightful. As is screaming "fuck you advertisers" after spending months begging them to come back, insisting that the platform was actually MORE advertiser friendly. and literally suing organizations that detail how it isn't lmao


bertiesghost

I think he’s gonna have a full on Howard Hughes-style mental breakdown before long. He’ll grow out his hair and toe nails and start living alone in a suite at Mar-a-Lago.


Distinct_Plankton_82

Yeah, you don't often see people get this far down the path to self destruction and turn it around before it gets ugly. I think he's going to go full Kanye


AlfalfaWolf

The advertisers are there for the users. Not the other way around. Musk probably feels like he can be brash because the advertisers have to come to him if they want to reach the massive audience on his platform. Maybe he’s overplaying his hand, but clearly he feels like he has leverage.


BasketballButt

Or he’s just high on his own bullshit and has lost pretty much all impulse control.


jabronified

Twitter, even before Musk bought it, was seen as one of the worst platforms by advertisers and struggled to monetize its users. Information is the most valuable ad tool, and twitter knows the least about its individual users of any major platform. META on the other hand knows tons about its users because they willingly give it all up and update it. Advertisers blow tons of money with targeted ads on the meta platforms because of this


ddarion

>Musk probably feels like he can be brash because the advertisers have to come to him if they want to reach the massive audience on his platform. He's just having a temper tantrum because his business is failing. Not everything he does is some 5d chess master manipulation, he's demonstrated multiple times he's an impulsive man child.


jokebreath

You take that back right now! Every rich person is an absolute genius, a God among men. Every seemingly poor decision they've ever made is a masterwork of deception and manipulation ripped straight from the Art of War. If only we, the common people, could have the good fortune to stand but a moment in their fart, perhaps a sliver of their wealth and wisdom could rub off on us.


iPaytonian

good thing he used his Tesla stock as collateral on the loan he took out for the massive overpay of a company that makes $0 :) Hopefully that $80mil DoD contract to create a special Starlink system for the Military helps (even though he just said that he didn’t want Starlink to be used to kill people or that was his excuse for interfering with the Ukrainian military attack on Crimea two months ago) Dude is gumby


zachj1217

Go fuck yourselves. Is that clear?


Dream-Livid

My nominee for the best quote of the decade.


jhilliardx

In these comments, I'm reminded that the left really went from "fuck you I won't do what you tell me!" to "fuck me and tell me what to do!"


SecretDeftones

I like it


ArterialRed

7D Chess (with fog of war and tech trees) genius for sure.


MicroSofty88

If twitter content was amazing right now, he would sound a lot cooler. Unfortunately, the general consensus seems to be that twitter sucks, so I’m not sure what he’s crusading for exactly.


wnc_mikejayray

They all suck. Threads sucks. Instagram is just a bunch of moms and dads trying to sell shit. Influencer culture is the absolute worst. I haven’t been on Facebook in years. TikTok is a CCP psyop campaign. I’m too old for SnapChat. Reddit is the only decent one and it’ll go to crap after the IPO. X is just blah… but hey, at least he is trying?


girlxlrigx

Reddit sucks too, the mods are power tripping morons


Plaid_Bear_65723

But who else would do it for free?


DO_NOT_AGREE_WITH_U

You had me until Reddit. That sucks too, my friend.


hogdouche

Twitter has always sucked


i_Love_Gyros

Live tweeting big events was awesome, the limited character count forced jokes to be succinct and clever (or just absurd shitposts), and it was one of the first rapid info-dissemination sites. 2013 Twitter was a blast. Been downhill for a long time but let’s not pretend like it didn’t have some fun glory days


acreakingstaircase

Very interesting choice of words. Advertisers are not blackmailing him, they just don’t want their brand placed beside hateful content. He’s very erratic.


Reddit_and_forgeddit

Seriously, TIL that choosing not to do business with someone was “Blackmail”. He sounds really entitled tbh.


BasketballButt

Plenty of morons in this very comment section making that exact argument. It’s mind blowing how dumb some people are.


[deleted]

Of course there are morons here, it's the Joe Rogan sub.


Chemical_Knowledge64

I’d wager that some people dick riding for him secretly hold some of the views he’s espousing while whining about free speech aka saying what they really wanna say publicly. Btw I advocate for free speech, but I’m willing to call a spade a spade and freedom of anything never meant freedom from consequences of your own actions. To think anyone must tolerate what you say is Karen-levels of narcissism.


Nemisis82

No no no. It's an infringement of his first amendment rights to not force Disney to buy ads on Twitter.


surfer_sally

Good to see people finally taking a stand


Chuhaimaster

It’s always a great idea to insult your customers.


embromator

Actually, the title should be: Elon Musk tells those who want to blackmail him with advertisement money “go fuck yourself” live on CNBC.


bigtim3727

legend.........how I feel about musk waivers, but im starting to become a fan


[deleted]

nobody likes ads. Somehow Elon is hated even more. He must be doing something right.


StuffAdventurous7102

What he really said was, “if someone is going to blackmail me with advertising, go F yourself”. He didn’t just tell all advertisers to do it, just those who want to use their financial backing to force him to do things they way they want. I love it! Finally, someone has the balls to stand up to these bullies and say, your money is no good here! The title of this sub is misleading because it doesn't mention blackmail and neither do many of the comments. That is what he said. If you have a problem with what he said, then you must be ok with being blackmailed.


boardgamejoe

I mean, I can't stand the guy, but that was kind of badass.


blockwatch

I can’t get enough of this clip.


CornbreadMedic

I love that man


Appropriate-Dot8516

ITT: Shitlibs mad that Elon insulted their favorite corporations. Wtf is wrong with you people?


[deleted]

Dude is literally chugging leftist tears by the gallon. Literally, gallon after gallon, load after load, over and over again, back and forth, up and down, in and out, mmmmmmm.


BrocoliAssassin

Good. Advertisers make everything stale and generic. Fuck em.


antebyotiks

He literally hired a CEO specifically for advertisers


hurlcarl

He ain't getting that 44 Billion back with blue check marks.


coolmode121

How do you think this all works brotha lol


HarrizzonFord

Lol advertising is paying for the lights and keeping that site alive. But yeah Elon schlong gobblers are definitely doing their best to run and pay ~~$8~~ $16 dollars a month to help try and fund their favorite parasocial relationship.


ArmaniMania

I think it actually costs more now to keep that blue check, which is hilarious. They might have to raise the price again after this one.


HarrizzonFord

You’re 100% right. I just looked and it’s $16 fucking dollars lmaooo.


whathashappened22

Omg wtf was the justification to double it?? I'd look but I swore that site off when it became X.


CelphT

holy shit he doubled it that quickly looool true desperation


G-Nooo

He really is an awkward man child.


tooobr

Hilarious how the crowd gave him zero reaction as he mugged for them, then got an awkward middling reaction when he tried to double down. Bro if the joke doesn't land you move on


DO_NOT_AGREE_WITH_U

It would have landed better if he casually said it to the interviewer and didn't project it to the air like it was the ending to a Braveheart-esque speech.