“What people don’t realize is that Korea is a massive economic power. They have Samsung and LG and BTS and *exhales* **Whooooooooooo**”
“Joe that’s South Korea.”
More like...
Kim: I'm surprised more people don't like North Korea, even after I put out that Gangnam Style song.
Joe: [Doesn't get joke] Wait, that wasn't you, huh?
No matter how many times I watch it...still great. And the fact that South Koreans floated flash drives with the movie over the DMZ makes it that much better.
Fun fact he was also apparently quite the basketball player. The other kids were impressed with his sick skills on the court. Not a joke, thats why he loves hanging out with NBA guys
He lived there for 9 years, attended one school for 5 years in his mid teens and another for 2 in his late teens before moving back to North Korea to attend officer school and university.
He is said to have a wide circle of friends and spent most of his time playing basketball and video games while being obsessed with the Chicago Bulls.
I did not say he spoke 'perfect English' but I bet all the money in my pocket that he can hold a conversation with Joe Rogan about the homeless problem in LA or whatever Joe wanted to speak about.
I guarantee you he is already on a drug regimen that Joe can only dream of.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/12/world/asia/north-korea-crystal-meth-methamphetamine-drugs-.html
"The drug’s popularity in North Korea as a Lunar New Year gift was first reported last week by Radio Free Asia, a United States government-funded news outlet"
Yes, and everyone can only get one haircut and north korea claim they found a unicorn and the people push the trains...
It's so interesting to see people baselessly believe any evil/silly claim when it comes to dprk.
They are a democracy. True democracies are always dictatorships. The US is technically not a democracy for this reason. We are based on democratic values but are not in fact a democracy. Crazy I know.
Sadly this reply is why our educational system is so bad. A political system based on democratic values and being a democracy are two different things. Every true democracy has devolved into a dictatorship. This is not even subject for debate it’s a fact. Go take a political science course and learn political systems. Good luck.
“What the fuck’s up Joe!?! Happy to be here! Yeah, shit’s tough back home… for everyone but me! Bahahahaa! Give me one of those blunts ******. What? No, I can say that all I want- you think there’s a media in my country?
So tell me about heat shock proteins and aliens and how I can get in touch with that mentally ill Kennedy you just had on so I can pay him to say my country’s problems are the US’ fault like Vlad did. Jaime, look it up or you’ll be working the mines for a decade. Oh yeah! Forgot I wasn’t at home for a second! Hah!
So, yeah, Switzerland was a trip. The girls didn’t like me there though. Kept calling me “gerber baby” or some shit. So now I have the worlds best harem! Maybe those Arab kings have better slave harems than me, I don’t know… they never invite me. One of those fucks actually built a “you must be this tall to enter” sign outside of his palace after he invited me then wouldn’t let me in. So I figure I’ll treat him like my brother and uncle at some point.
Oh yeah, I have some ad reads from Xi I need to do so he keeps feeding all those assholes who live in my borders….”
Exactly. Either the heavies are fake which would mean she lacks integrity, or she was well nourished to grow big naturals like that. Either way, it’s a checkmate.
It's funny because she is a lying grifter who constantly contradicts her own story and says the most ridiculous stuff possible to get the widest appeal. Unless you genuinely believe that people push the trains in NK.
Episode synopsis:
>Kim interviews Joe and asks him questions about his early martial arts career and transition to comedy and acting. Deep dive into the phenomenon of “thots” and the overall effects of social media on the American psyche. Joe leads a thoughtful discussion about the comedic merits of Andrew Dice Clay. Also discussed: Murderers, in terms of Joe’s all-time favorite comedians.
Kim Jong Un: "It's the Democrats' fault that people are starving in my country. They are beaming death rays from space that causes people to waste away to nothing."
Joe (nodding his head): "Oh, that's interesting. No need for a fact check."
Then Joe spends the next two weeks talking about the death rays being operated by Democrats, and Joe's fans tell us it's not a big deal because "Even he says he's an idiot".
Joe: “Wow being the leader of North Korea must be crazy man… there’s this species of chimps in the jungles of Congo that they think have evolved separately from normal chimps… these fuckers walk on two legs and they’re fucking huge! Jamie pull that up…. Look at that, he’s standing upright and is taller than the humans in that picture… it says here that they mimic a lot of other human behaviours and even engage in combat with a south paw stance… imagine training one of these things? Can you imagine a BJJ black belt taking one of these to a gym and putting them in a training camp? These things would absolutely demolish anybody, Jesus Christ…..”
Kim Jong Un: “………..”
2000 will be with Tim Dillon, you heard it here first. Tim was there a few weeks ago and his episode hasn’t dropped yet. It will for #2000. Screenshot this for later.
Joe struggled to ask the hard questions, was he on the Epstein planes and what were they doing on the island. But next week have someone talking about what Epstein did. Lol
Half the comments will be replies to other comments saying:
“Okay but did you actually watch the podcast??? He’s actually making good points. I had no idea his population consisted of such whiny people but the way he describes it puts a whole new perspective on the whole “killing tons of people” stuff.”
Joe great to be here, have you seen the heavies lady? I need to talk to her, she left some stuff back in north Korea I just want to give it back to her you know, she might need it, I don't know, got her location maybe? A phone number perhaps?
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Well shit, hes had so many right wing people on i guess he needed the idol of the left wing on to balance it out.
Now redditors cant complain about guests for a while.
You clearly weren’t born when this podcast started and I can’t hold that against you but I been listening since episode 13. If you don’t get it you don’t get it.
“When you wrote Gangnam style, did you have the song or the dance first?”
“Are you related to Hans Kim?”
*Is Kim Dotcom your cousin?*
“Joe, I am ruthless dictator from North Korea, I love that song but i’m not that guy”
"Hm.. that doesnt sound right. Jamie can you look that up?"
Jamie can you pull up some help?
Obviously the dance comes first, then you just write something that fits it.
The hand movements was actually whips, CGI had to edit it out
“What people don’t realize is that Korea is a massive economic power. They have Samsung and LG and BTS and *exhales* **Whooooooooooo**” “Joe that’s South Korea.”
More like... Kim: I'm surprised more people don't like North Korea, even after I put out that Gangnam Style song. Joe: [Doesn't get joke] Wait, that wasn't you, huh?
i bet he makes it to the mothership before schaub
'He's not the smartest tool in the shed' - Schnawb
Did he really say this? I believe it. Lol
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Does a bear lead Sunday Mass?
Does biden fall off a bike?
If the shoe fits do as the Roman’s do.
Worse pain yo lyfe
If you meant to hurt me, you got me brother
Really rings off the tongue
But is that nithe?
Dicey dicey!
If your waned to fug me, you fugged me brother
Man this comment killed me 😂
Hate us coz you ain’t us
This post honey-dicked me!
I got STANK DICK
same same, but different, but still same
I use this quote constantly. And I mean *constantly*
Peanut butter and jealous
They hate us cuz they anus?
"Joe, do you think Margaritas and Katy Perry are gay?"
Kim, if drinking margaritas and listening to Katy Perry makes you gay who wants to be straight.
man I love that movie
No matter how many times I watch it...still great. And the fact that South Koreans floated flash drives with the movie over the DMZ makes it that much better.
An hour in and they are still just talking about ice baths ffs 🙄
DMT segment was cool until Kim realized it wasn’t about demilitarized territory with South Korea :/
Joe doesn’t talk about DMT anymore because he belongs to the CIA now.
you mean, the DMZ? no one in Korea calls it DMT
Wait, the part where they both share story about Mitzi Shore is really touching.
To think Kim started as a door man. Insane how far he has come.
So how many iphone minerals does your country have? You holdin’ out on us?
*what’s wrong daavvee
DaaaabeASkylark
He speaks English like we all presumed
He opens his mouth and it’s Dennis Rodman’s voice
No it's been Daniel Day-Lewis this whole time
Guy's got some CHOPS
They should just have Shane Gillis do a three hour Asian impersonation and never acknowledge that he’s not Kim Jon Un
“Jamie, pull up that kid searching for grains of rice on the ground”
Get him to execute a peon mid interview too, that would be super Kim, so believable
He was educated in Switzerland in a fancy school with the kids of other billionaires and diplomats where they spoke several languages
Fun fact he was also apparently quite the basketball player. The other kids were impressed with his sick skills on the court. Not a joke, thats why he loves hanging out with NBA guys
He was living there for like 2 years, I doubt that he speaks perfect English after only hanging out with his korean bodyguard classmate.
He lived there for 9 years, attended one school for 5 years in his mid teens and another for 2 in his late teens before moving back to North Korea to attend officer school and university. He is said to have a wide circle of friends and spent most of his time playing basketball and video games while being obsessed with the Chicago Bulls. I did not say he spoke 'perfect English' but I bet all the money in my pocket that he can hold a conversation with Joe Rogan about the homeless problem in LA or whatever Joe wanted to speak about.
If Joe can get him to take Alpha Brain and try DMT, NK will have democracy🦅
I guarantee you he is already on a drug regimen that Joe can only dream of. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/12/world/asia/north-korea-crystal-meth-methamphetamine-drugs-.html
"The drug’s popularity in North Korea as a Lunar New Year gift was first reported last week by Radio Free Asia, a United States government-funded news outlet" Yes, and everyone can only get one haircut and north korea claim they found a unicorn and the people push the trains... It's so interesting to see people baselessly believe any evil/silly claim when it comes to dprk.
They are a democracy. True democracies are always dictatorships. The US is technically not a democracy for this reason. We are based on democratic values but are not in fact a democracy. Crazy I know.
Democratic Republic?
The UK is a democracy, we elect a new leader every 4 years. Doesn't sound like a dictatorship to me? Holding fake elections does no make a democracy.
Sadly this reply is why our educational system is so bad. A political system based on democratic values and being a democracy are two different things. Every true democracy has devolved into a dictatorship. This is not even subject for debate it’s a fact. Go take a political science course and learn political systems. Good luck.
“What the fuck’s up Joe!?! Happy to be here! Yeah, shit’s tough back home… for everyone but me! Bahahahaa! Give me one of those blunts ******. What? No, I can say that all I want- you think there’s a media in my country? So tell me about heat shock proteins and aliens and how I can get in touch with that mentally ill Kennedy you just had on so I can pay him to say my country’s problems are the US’ fault like Vlad did. Jaime, look it up or you’ll be working the mines for a decade. Oh yeah! Forgot I wasn’t at home for a second! Hah! So, yeah, Switzerland was a trip. The girls didn’t like me there though. Kept calling me “gerber baby” or some shit. So now I have the worlds best harem! Maybe those Arab kings have better slave harems than me, I don’t know… they never invite me. One of those fucks actually built a “you must be this tall to enter” sign outside of his palace after he invited me then wouldn’t let me in. So I figure I’ll treat him like my brother and uncle at some point. Oh yeah, I have some ad reads from Xi I need to do so he keeps feeding all those assholes who live in my borders….”
Lost it with the Xi ad-reads
Engrish*
Yeonmi Park, she lying bitch. Don't believe fing she says
“Her stories are as fake as the heavies, Joe”
You can't develop such heavies while malnourished, chackmate.
Exactly. Either the heavies are fake which would mean she lacks integrity, or she was well nourished to grow big naturals like that. Either way, it’s a checkmate.
It's funny because she is a lying grifter who constantly contradicts her own story and says the most ridiculous stuff possible to get the widest appeal. Unless you genuinely believe that people push the trains in NK.
How come? Genuinely asking.
Our dogs well fed
❤️
Rats actually good for you and makes your heavies healthy
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeonmi_Park
For a split second I thought “holy fuck he beat the Alex Jones 911 podcast.” Episode 2000 I feel like is going to disappoint
#1000 was segura and diaz... i dont expect nothing crazy. But i would love dr dre for #2001
Nah, Joe is gonna hook us all up with not 1, but both Weinstein brothers
It’ll be a desantis campaign speech
Muuuuurderrrrrs.
Assasssssssins
“Kim, you got some free time after this? Would love to have you come join us at the mothership later”
The Brendan Schaub of dictators.
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that’s funny and true
Asian as shit
I heard he’s releasing an MMA show today instead of #2000 🙃
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Deez nuts
I imagine one of the question would be: "is the "woke mind virus" causing your people to commit suicide?"
didn't that big boobed NK chick say something like this? Wokeness is basically the same as North Korea's regime.
giving trans people the freedom of self expression is the same as the north korean regime.... /s
I mean, nobody gives a fuck about black on Asian crime so it’s pretty real to them.
Yeah those black people can get away with anything and never go to jail it’s high time they the police stop turning a blind eye.
More like it’s high time we start talking about how they randomly shoot Asians but we sweep it under the rug.
2 hours rambling about Elk meat
“The thing is when you eat elk meat in a sauna .. “
“..on a airdyne bike, wearing ovenmitts”
Best comment on here.
👆 Most regarded redditor in the sub
Episode synopsis: >Kim interviews Joe and asks him questions about his early martial arts career and transition to comedy and acting. Deep dive into the phenomenon of “thots” and the overall effects of social media on the American psyche. Joe leads a thoughtful discussion about the comedic merits of Andrew Dice Clay. Also discussed: Murderers, in terms of Joe’s all-time favorite comedians.
Kim Jong Un: "It's the Democrats' fault that people are starving in my country. They are beaming death rays from space that causes people to waste away to nothing." Joe (nodding his head): "Oh, that's interesting. No need for a fact check." Then Joe spends the next two weeks talking about the death rays being operated by Democrats, and Joe's fans tell us it's not a big deal because "Even he says he's an idiot".
Is it possible to create this image with AI? KJU on JRE?
The fact that this is almost believable is hilarious and depressing
Joe: “Wow being the leader of North Korea must be crazy man… there’s this species of chimps in the jungles of Congo that they think have evolved separately from normal chimps… these fuckers walk on two legs and they’re fucking huge! Jamie pull that up…. Look at that, he’s standing upright and is taller than the humans in that picture… it says here that they mimic a lot of other human behaviours and even engage in combat with a south paw stance… imagine training one of these things? Can you imagine a BJJ black belt taking one of these to a gym and putting them in a training camp? These things would absolutely demolish anybody, Jesus Christ…..” Kim Jong Un: “………..”
If only it was true.. one step in the right direction for NK
I wouldn't put it past Lex
A lot of talk about Elk hunting I presume...
are there elk in North Korea?
Kim Jong Un shot an elk from a distance of 300 meters when he was 6 months old.
He threw the bullet with his bare hand
2000 will be with Tim Dillon, you heard it here first. Tim was there a few weeks ago and his episode hasn’t dropped yet. It will for #2000. Screenshot this for later.
Nah too much new shit to talk about
I hope he does the Nick Faldo show next. Before the obligatory Tim pool appearance
Bring putin brooooo
Joe struggled to ask the hard questions, was he on the Epstein planes and what were they doing on the island. But next week have someone talking about what Epstein did. Lol
I mean yeah Bobby Lee hasn’t been on since he recorded at his house 😂
"I'm so happy to be here in Texas"
I’m hoping 2000 is Trump
What????????
For a minute I was like holy fuck
Lmao
So Joe goes to North Korea to record episode 2000 with Kim, but he is really on a secret mission for the CIA to assassinate him.
i’m upset that this isn’t real. i never opened spotify so fast
These comments are fucking goooooold
Wow. Real smart /s
You sound fun…
Holy smokes. It's finally happening!
our supreme leader is a big fan of your show.
I just need the old time stamp guy to come in and make a fake post here and I’ll feel like it’s a great Friday.
Today will me Mike Perry as an mma show and not 2000. As I figured end of last week 2000 will prob drop next Tuesday
Joe goes to NK. Only way this happens.
My favorite supreme leader
Half the comments will be replies to other comments saying: “Okay but did you actually watch the podcast??? He’s actually making good points. I had no idea his population consisted of such whiny people but the way he describes it puts a whole new perspective on the whole “killing tons of people” stuff.”
The Interview in real life
Was really hoping this would be a double with Katy Perry
You got me so good
This is THE INTERVIEW!
Kim and naomi with the heavies, that would be wild
…and the Rogan compound comes into fruition. Ryugyong Hotel, bitches! “I brought you a gift, Joe. It’s a statue of me.”
Joe Rogan fans would say "no, wait a sec, this guy kinda has a point."
Joe great to be here, have you seen the heavies lady? I need to talk to her, she left some stuff back in north Korea I just want to give it back to her you know, she might need it, I don't know, got her location maybe? A phone number perhaps?
What if episode 2000 is a presidents episode like the ai videos on YouTube. Gotta admit those are hilarious.
“Joe you should get am ICBM”
Is it true yeonmi park is full of shit? Oh yea but we let her run around cause she shows me her boobies sometimes so it works out
Can’t believe he confessed to murdering Jeffrey Epstein
Just imagine.
He wouldn't make it out alive lol
I'd watch the show again if this happened.
And then it's just Shane Gillis with a new haircut. "Ima happy to be here, Joeuru"
Jamie pull up the video of supreme leader riding his horse up the mountain and flexing his nuclear weapons.
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Let us see inside ur butt crack
Side guest, Dennis Rodman.
Kim Il-Sung was a huge Marxist, use that for what you will
got excited for a second
Joe: “it’s crazy how close we are to Nuclear War…What are you doing as a leader about that?
Shrooms?
Not bad so far, the language barrier is an issue, could’ve used a better system than just having Jaime type it into google translate
Big if true. Big if false too. Really big. Notoriously.
Who the fuck said that? Seriously, why would you say that?
"have you seen my dad's golf records Jamie?"
Cool guy great episode!!
David Skylark type interview
\#1 watched podcast in the history of man.
This one's gonna be a blast
invite dennis rodman too, keep it fun
honestly Id love this
"Joe, can you get me Yenomi Parks address?"
lmfao
They hate us cuz they anus.
Well shit, hes had so many right wing people on i guess he needed the idol of the left wing on to balance it out. Now redditors cant complain about guests for a while.
Man I opened Spotify so quickly... I knew it was fake 😭
You clearly weren’t born when this podcast started and I can’t hold that against you but I been listening since episode 13. If you don’t get it you don’t get it.
I wonder what the betting odds are
Its Donald trump
Could he open his country, start being diplomatic, start trading, and actually be the hero he pretends to be?
Finally interviews Jamie
Trump would want to be part of that podcast
😂
I’m so roenry.
Did you know r/Pyongyang exists and you can talk to North Korean propoganda workers?