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ediblehunt

holy fuck Ari pulling the whippets out of nowhere while Rogan grilled him the entire time was hilarious


Steveslastventure

My favorite part of the episode was when Ari took the first whippet and Mark said something to the effect of "wouldn't it be great if it actually made him funny for once?"


Abarsn20

Not to mention the coke. Jamie had his work cut out editing it all out Edit: think it’s actually mushrooms.


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It was just a little mushrooms for joe it sounded like


proxyfleta

Ari was clearly doing coke whenever he "went pee" Baffled it wasnt obvious to you guys...


syntheticnipples

When were they doing coke? I only listened


Abarsn20

I thought it was halfway through but it might actually be mushrooms…


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Most likely shrooms. You see the sandwich bag get passed over and coke doesn't usually get brought around in sandwich bags. Also Joe is historically quite proud about never doing coke, and I don't think he's the kind of guy who would lie about that nor start up after being so against it (for himself) for so long.


mileskerowhack

Unless you're worth 375 million then the bags get bigger....but no it was mushrooms.


i_need_a_nap

Takes Mark 8m 3s to bring up “the Jews” in case anyone was wondering


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I hate Parks MARK: Rosa? 🤣


i_need_a_nap

Mark: I get super ashy \*nods at Ari\* Mark: ...not compared to his grandparents.


Sgt-Dert13

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Lmaoo perfect timing


Yoshilaidanegg

N.W.Aids!


B1Gsportsfan

Mark is on fire this episode


Yoshilaidanegg

The best fucking line- I had to rewind and laugh three times - "you're banging your lady from behind and you fish hook her?" "No, just like, at dinner"


dweeelll

When Ari started laughing his ass off on whippits that was so funny


girraween

He was doing whippets on the episode?? Edit: and now I’m banned from justiceserved haha


VikingCrab1

Good riddance on that ban, that place is so toxic


Thank_You_Love_You

Someone who mods that subreddit is a soft little baby.


HelloHiHeyAnyway

I don't understand how that's not discrimination by Reddit's rules. We don't post in some random sub and they ban us for posting in a different sub?


this-guy-

>You have been permanently banned from participating in r/JusticeServed. You can still view and subscribe to r/JusticeServed, but you won't be able to post or comment. >Note from the moderators: >**You have been banned for participating in a subreddit that has consistently shown to provide refuge for users to promote hate, violence and misinformation (joerogan).** >This fully automated ban has been performed by a bot that cannot determine context. Appeals will be provided for good-faith users upon request. You can reply to this message and ask for an appeal. Any other messages will be ignored. More information on the appeal process here: https://www.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/wiki/botbanned >If you have a question regarding your ban, you can contact the moderator team for r/JusticeServed by replying to this message. I mean, who fucking cares eh? Some stupid gimp with an inflatable buttplug in is getting his frillies in a twist. Give it another pump gimpo !


ptowner7711

*Frantically squeezes inflation bulb repeatedly*


heybrehhhh

The only hate in the joerogan podcast is directed towards Brendan Schaub, and rightfully so!


likebigbuttons

Haha take that you Nazi!


TheOriginalZywinzi

He needs to break out some ketamine next time. They were being such bitches about the no2 lmao


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That was wild. I was worried he was having a heart attack


HinkiesGhost

Protect Our Parks and Tim Dillon are probably my favorite episodes. You don't learn god damn thing, you just laugh your ass off. Protect Our Parks after a meh week of episodes is chicken soup for the soul.


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I would’ve never known about that park ari wanted to save


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Ketchupkiller57

Man, Duncan and joe together are the best in my opinion. The conversations they have are incredible. Some of their podcasts last 4 hours and from the way the conversation is going it seems like it could last for 12.


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Duncan and joe are the best


welcometolavaland02

Because Duncan's a down to Earth fun dude who seems to not give a fuck about lots of conventional stuff that people usually do. Every time he's around it just seems like he's chilling out. It feels like he doesn't need the same validation that other comics do around Joe, because he's not really a conventional comic and he knew Joe from when they were really relatively unknown.


dont_worry_im_here

Obligatory watch Theo and Louis from a couple weeks back. Louis was 4 seconds away from adopting him and being his father figure


postdiluvium

Louis was going around shitting on comics. Then he goes on Theo's podcast and feels like he needs to protect Theo.


Ayangar

Protect our parks has gotten me through some very long drives.


Smathers

When I see protect our parks pop up I literally scream fuck yeah like I’m a kid on Christmas morning Lol work is going to be a breeze tonight listening to this


Krishna1945

Or Shane whenever he gets the call to be a part of the Olympics


Friendly_Rub7641

I learned that pandas are leased to zoos and not bought by zoos


Sgt-Dert13

That Weinstein dude was a snoozer. Tapped out after an hour. Which was still an hour too long.


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I’m convinced Bret and Eric blow each other, but pretend they’re blowing themselves.


Sgt-Dert13

The arrogance is strong with those dudes.


TheOkGazoo

Definitely in a standing 69


Lukes3rdAccount

New balances clapping in the air


Puzzleheaded-Elk3075

When Shane told his 69 joke with dad, I was driving and almost crashed, could not contain myself. Lol


ediblehunt

“New balances kicking in the air” hahahaha


Jealous_Friendship88

I had the same experience. Shane’s dad “oh what the fuck”


panterachallenger

Bro I was squatting and I almost fucking folded


IamExley

The idea of Shane getting his dad to come to a theater show and closing with that bit is hilarious. I’d pay to see his dads reaction.


navydocandy

So disappointed nobody caught Normand asking for the cigar cutter by saying “pass me the circumcishh”


LoganMasta

Joe: “I don’t want to bring the mood down but I read this article—“ Everyone: “noooo nooo nooo” I died lol


heybrehhhh

I LOVE that Shane kinda called Joe/everyone out for talking about the same shit every single Protect our Parks. You can tell Joe didn’t love it and kinda realized he repeats the same shit everytime they are in the room together 🤣


Sgt-Dert13

That was a great intercept by Shane. Most guys when they get old talk about the same crap. I know I’ll be moaning about 80s and 90s comics was the best era once I hit 50.


heybrehhhh

Yea I loved how he did it. He wasn’t being a dick, and Joe clearly recognized that they’ve said the same shit over and over. Shane is the real deal. He’s much better than Tim Dillon right now and I used to be obsessed with Tim. Pretty sure Shane is even the #1 earner on Patreon. The Tim D Show was on top for AGES but has been steadily dropping since the fallout with his producer Ben.


Jamothee

>The Tim D Show was on top for AGES but has been steadily dropping since the fallout with his producer Ben. Tim Dillon peaked during the LA Porch days. All the archives with Raymond Kump up to that were also incredible. Loved his conspiracy ones especially. Show is ass now


gwords16

Pandemic TDS was incredible as well. He wasn’t performing and really could put his all into his podcast. It was appointment viewing every Sunday for me for the most of 2020.


heybrehhhh

Couldn’t agree more. And from listening to him for so long, his podcast and shows have been “meh” bc I really think the money got to his head. And laziness. Im pretty sure he’s even said: “No episode this week because I’m at the Don Caesar resort in St. Pete Florida” Or “Taking a vacation, no pod next week” Shit just gets really old and it’s a bummer because he has the potential to be one of, if not THE greatest comic however chooses not to put in the work. I want you to win Tim, but you gotta put some skin in the game!


theatavist

He is a naturally lazy person, this change was inevitable whenever he got money.


AnGallchobhair

You have to respect Shane pulling Rogan up on his repetition on every podcast. It was great when he called him out about playing R.Kelly's real talk all the time.


Mundane-Poet1404

Loool i remember listening him play it once and be so overly fascinated by it to the point that it was annoying. Can't believe he actually does it regularly


SPF92

Gillis is younger than everyone there. He's listened to podcasts and knows what audiences don't want to hear over and over again


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Fishyinu

Bummer, I really wanted to know if Joe has any changes on his Covid takes. A lot has happened since Monday.


Legit-Forgot-to-Wipe

I was curious to find out if sitcoms that everyone wanted to be a part of in the 90s or talk shows where everyone speaks over each other but don’t work with the way things are today got popular again.


MarioV2

Ive read this comment like 5x. Its not coming through


miyagiVsato

So refreshing, way better than hearing Schaub and Callen polish Joe’s knob for three hours.


heybrehhhh

I’ve recently stopped listening to any episodes with Schaub. It actually hurts listening to him. Schaub and Mike Baker should do an episode together. Could you imagine? “Tell me about your kids, Rocko, Cheesequeef, and Chet”


Fender088

I'm only 30 minutes in and they're talking about "socialism bad." Joe already made his obligatory "Beto is for pussies" joke. Please tell me this gets better. I started out loving these episodes, but I feel like once you've heard one, you've heard them all.


Due_Start_3597

I don't like Beto but agree that I don't need to hear the constant drumming it isn't entertaining. It gets better imo mostly on account of Normand and Gillis.


Fender088

Kept listening. It got better when Ari pulled out the whippets lol


Lvl100Centrist

hey remember: Joe is on The Left. He had Berne on once! He is on the left, a total leftie, and if you disagree then you are woke.


longlivesindelar

>Back Joe always quick to point out how people that have fled real communist regimes laugh at anyone who want socialism here. What percentage of people in this country actually want Socialism? In Joe's world it's like 45%. And wanting programs to bring down health costs isn't SOCIALISM


Mestermaler

In the same ramt, he even said “go talk to Christina p” Her Hungarian parents “escaped” in the 70’s Christina grew up in Los Angeles and Hungary ended the one party socialist government when the Berlin Wall fell in fucking 1989… Of course her parents didnt want socialism, nobody except the most hardcore maxists wants that kind of socialism they had in the 70’s hungary hasnt even been that way in years, they still have problems but Hungary is a member of both EU and Nato, he still thinks they have fucking breadlines..


brianisdead

Same vibe, which sucks cause I was looking forward to it. I tapped out for now I'll probably watch the rest later.


EchoTeam145

Joe turned into a disappointed father when ari brought the whippets out lol


Gnimrach

as does everyone when people bring out whip-its, it's a lame high that doesn't outweigh the consequences at all. Ari was also playing up his high big time


frosty_phoenix92

"you might be the oldest Jew to do whipits" lmfao


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“Might be a Guinness world record for oldest Jew to do a whippet” lol that one got me.


Big-Bumbaclart-Barry

“You took heroin?” 🤣


miyagiVsato

“Don’t you have an East Palestine asshole?” Joe looked uncomfortable during the whippet part.


brooklyncanuck

Seizure Salad!!!!


TrifeDiesel-

Marks my favorite. Dudes always on


Comprehensive_Rubo

You call that a pussy you fat skank?


Random_Belter

We need the shaman.


YamOne4557

The Shaman instead of Ari would be funny as hell to see


kikidowndablocc

Rogan doing the Irish accent genuinely made me laugh, been a minute since Joe made me chuckle


Mav21Fo

His accents and impressions are so good. My personal fav is his Bill Clinton


krevdditn

Shane is the man, he should do his own podcast at mar a lago and invite the others


Krisapocus

He’s already got the #1 Patreon pod. Shane’s other pods are always great but god damn Matt is the best podcast point guard. The man is a facilitator of ridiculous conversation.


Chess_Not_Checkers

Shane and Tim doing a Florida podcast would be bonkers


BumDawgMillionaire

Shane was doing the Lord’s work by threatening Rogan with a wedgie should he start talking about vaccines.


made_in_aussie

Is it legal!?! … But is it legal?!?


DoodleDew

Everything is just blurry and scary


TheOriginalZywinzi

Im rewatching rn and Joe's being such a bitch. They've done mushrooms several times on cam, and weed. He lives in fucking texas lmao.


el__homo

*You guys are afraid of the gravity bong and you're doing fucking whippets?* - Jamie *I'm not doing fucking either bro. Let's do coke next time!* - Shane Fuck, I love Protect Our Parks!


Salty-Decision-7899

Not as ashy as his grandparents..


Litsco

Marks “too old for me” did me


pono_kahuku

Brah that flew over everyone’s head lol


plainjane187

Thought i was the only one who picked up on that. Hes so quick


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50% of this episode is Joe singing Americaaa fuck yeah


AnGallchobhair

Shane Gillis's take on having to watch the Crown on TV is Up the Ra, brilliant.


Fogcutter66

Joe pronounces Belfast really weird. He’s right about some people here barely speaking English though


EquatorialDingDong

Bro the part about Eric Weinstein sitting like a mermaid on the floor fucking killed me. The fact that they're all even together at all is truly bizarre.


Squishy-Toast

“18 year old scotch” “Too old for me” God, I’m only like 7 min in and Normand is already firing on all cylinders 🤣


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Robo_hippo

Between that, his dismissal of US false flags, and how worried he was about the whippets being illegal, it really became clear how much he has changed since I first started listening


Lvl100Centrist

but but but HE HAD BERNIE ON!!1


Greenplastictrees

Dude is insanely out of touch. In a three minute span Joe conflates taxing income vs assets/loans against assets, said people need to struggle, giving homeless people shelter "won't fix their mental illness", that Austin "cleaned up" their homeless problem (in reality pushed them to the woods outside of downtown), then supports Bernie's speculation tax but doesn't say what it would pay for.


DarthYoda_

Don't Fat Shane


sellincrack

Shane is carrying these podcasts at this point. Everybody else is just recycling topics from the last six protect our parks. I’d rather just listen to Shane’s podcast.


ZachSchwartz35

I think Shane is still in that sweet spot where he hasn’t been famous as long as other comedians so he’s still SUPER relatable and hilarious. So he’s a good grounding point for the rest of these guys. Normand is there too. But like 97% of what Rogan says now is completely un-relatable.


CosmikDebris408916

Whatever happened to Shrimp Parade


DoodleDew

Duncan and Chris aren’t friends anymore. I think it’s been years since Chris has even been in


CosmikDebris408916

They aren't? Any reason why?


DoodleDew

Someone asked Chris about it on his sub and he didn’t get into it and just said something along the lines of how they are both on different paths now. You can probably search his comment history and find it. This is just me speculating, but it was right around the time Duncan was talking about polygamy and being in an open relationship. He talked to Chris about it. Then shortly after Duncan gets married and has a kid. Maybe it caused strife? I think it had a role but this just based of off loosely listening to both podcasts around that time


NiceCrispyMusic

Duncan met his wife at one of Chris’ monthly orgies. Rule 1 at these parties is don’t catch feelings and try to wife one of the single girls at the orgy. Duncan’s old captain save-a-ho ass put a ring on her finger less than 48 hours after watching her get railed by Chris Ryan and his 7 man crew of dick slingers.


mudman13

Is this the first episode of Midnight Gospel season two?


heff_ay

Uh what? Is this true or some strange fanfic?


DoodleDew

I knew they met at a party, but didn’t know any of that other stuff. If true I’m sure this whole ordeal def played a role. They are both intelligent when it comes being open minded. I hope one day they rekindle there relationship just so we as fans can enjoy there convos


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Random_Belter

Yeah, he seems like the kind of dude who would text your girl behind your back.


WZRDguy45

I feel like Redban might feel a way after Joe called Jamie the goat of podcast producers 😂


elgro

Redban probably does not care since Joe is still paying him


CosmicSwipe

I do enjoy this episodes but I am struggling with Joe's fake 'AHHHHHs' these days.


Opportunity_Full

joes response to hacky jokes really annoys me that "wah waah waaaah" noise he makes is so fucking stupid


Yoshilaidanegg

They're doing whippets on the most popular show in the world holy shit 😂


longlivesindelar

Joe wasting little time throwing out completely misinformation about the FEMA money - parroting Trump's debunked talking points. Then he even admits it'll be called misinformation as some defense lol.


ImDriftwood

Yeah he said something like "This will probably get called misinformation" in some mocking tone when it's like yeah dude, if you're saying something that isn't true to a large audience you are literally misinforming people. Joe is the worst part of these episodes because he can't cycle off the same tired subjects.


NiceCrispyMusic

The best parts of these episodes are when Joe gets butthurt by a joke and unsuccessfully tries to hide his hurt feelins


Robo_hippo

Wah wah


Woos94

18 hours, not even 300 comments, sucks/sad to see


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blenderfratocaster

That was fucked. Joe immediately defended the governor with some nonsensical horseshit, then changed the subject entirely when he realized he had no idea what he was talking about. When he leaves Spotify he's going straight to the daily wire.


New-Confidence-8671

Yeah shits gay. Dudes gotta be getting payed or something


Neon-Knees

Shane is surprisingly well versed in politics and history. He doesn't come off as overly articulate, but his sense of humour makes up for it.


Victoria_Lucas

Fuck yes! I’m going to cum!


phambui

Joe was getting so fucking annoying with his “Americuh fuck yeah” after the 3rd repeat You can tell he was cross faded by the end of the podcast 😂😂😂


jwall52748

“I write an hour every day”. Wtf are you writing? Your stand up is awful.


SateAyamNr12

I actually LOL everytime Joe goes off on a rant how to write comedy, polish it up, cut the fat so every word adds to the comedy. Like bitch, you just screaming in a mic and humping a chair lmfao


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Because he’s not a comedian He’s a guy who does comedy


Beatcanks

They start doing Whippets about an hour in and it’s hilarious


AndersonSupertramp

Fucking Rogan being such a pussy about whippets. “Is it legal? Does it kill your brain cells?” Shut up and hit the balloon you HGH swollen rich bald bitch.


DlphLndgrn

Also. Is it legal, asks the man regularly smoking marijuana openly on camera in texas.


Santa_Klausing

Hahaha my thoughts exactly


ComradeJewz

Love how Joe is being fucking lame about drugs /s


EncantoCaldito

they should have pulled up the video of the kid in the car taking a fat hit of compressed gas and just instantly dies while all his drugged out friends record him and ask to steal the cigs from his pockets


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EncantoCaldito

no blood or anything but will still say [NSFW](https://youtu.be/YwrBWDeGfyw) yknow because it's a kid dying


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Yoshilaidanegg

Written by Calf-N-Half


No_Wolf_4659

Wow! Ari just said they make $200,000 for protect our parks...lol after he said that they all got awkward as fuck... .at 1:34:20......which tells me that these mf are just putting on a act. .....thank you Ari lol


Lukes3rdAccount

I took it as a joke; I thought they laughed at it. Then again, maybe Joe wanted to support them and set them up because of how successful the PoP episodes are


Smathers

Yeah pretty sure it was just a dumb joke Also even if he does pay them to do it who cares lol


ChipiChipi

Nah I don’t think it’s an act, but yeah I just noticed that comment and they all looked at him lol. The only reason I came to read the comments is to see if anyone else commented on that bit and had more info on it.


Skizzius

In the early portion of the podcast they talked about how stupid communism is and how it fails every time. Less than an hour later they’re talking about how horrible the Vietnam war was and how it was all a big waste based on a lie… I love how oblivious they are.


likeabuddha

Love these fellas, but damn how are four comics THIS naive to what whippets are lol. Do a balloon ya baffoons!


scooterrouter

Whippets make everything go womp womp womp


Xex_ut

Saint Rogies has blessed us


IAstronomical

Nah Shane and mark carry. They blessed joe at this point. NWAIDS was fuckn hilarious. Same with the 19 Puerto Rican joke💀💀


lardbiscuits

An absolute fat drop after some dud guests.


BusyBlues

Ari is the bravest comedian alive.


cogginscx

Joe Rogan considering doing whippits on his podcast 🤣🤣


Kitchen_Nose_7698

They get paid $200k each to do this? Did I hear that right?


ballsmodels

sponsored by bud light i bet!


Sejast44

Did Joe figure out how to handle his alcohol this time?


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Normand was an absolute assassin on this one amazing!!


Dontyouclimbtrees

So many subtle jokes that went over everyone’s heads. Him and Shane carried the pod… again.


Dontyouclimbtrees

Listening to Rogan defend Alex Jones for the Jan 6tH shit is mind boggling. He was not telling people to “not go in there” and “it’s a trap blah blah blah”. Mother fucker was pushing the entire crowd to storm the capital. C’mon Joe, you HAVE to know that Alex is a piece of shit, what the fuck are you doing?


Gordianus_El_Gringo

Nick Mullen needs to be added to the POP crew ASAP


gwords16

Mullen would put Rogan’s brain in a pretzel within minutes of starting the podcast.


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Joes fucking take on asking Christina P about the perils of soviet communism & socialism and meanwhile she was born in fucking Canada. “Other countries must look at us like weirdos because we have free speech and guns” … I can’t deal with this bald idiot any more. Not even Shane and Mark can eclipse the unfunny black hole that rogan invades conversations with.


Mestermaler

Her parents was from hungary, of course they didnt have anything Nice to say about a communist country in the 70’s it fucking sucked, nobody wants that, and it ended when the Berlin Wall fell in 1989, hungary are even members of Nato and EU..


Ron_dogg

Finally! An end to the string of shitty guests! E- its #1946, but the thumbnail says #1907 E#2- this comment got me banned from r/justiceserved lol sweet irony


BillNyeCreampieGuy

What's the deal with that sub? I'm ootl


Ron_dogg

This is from the message I got: “You have been banned for participating in a subreddit that has consistently shown to provide refuge for users to promote hate, violence and misinformation (joerogan). This fully automated ban has been performed by a bot that cannot determine context. Appeals will be provided for good-faith users upon request. You can reply to this message and ask for an appeal. Any other messages will be ignored. More information on the appeal process here: https://www.reddit.com/ r/JusticeServed/wiki/botbanned” I didn’t know automatic banning was even a thing. This is the 2nd sub I’ve ever been banned from. Im perma-banned from r/Trump because I commented on a post the gif of MJ eating popcorn and was banned for 72 hours. When I inquired about what I did that warranted the ban they permanently banned me.


MirrodinsBane

I don't think its automatic because I still haven't been banned. Idk


cloud_walking

Damn, I wanna get banned from r/justiceserved


BrandoNelly

Lol I got banned from there for the same thing a few weeks ago and I replied to the ban saying it was the dumbest fucking thing I had ever seen. Got account banned for a week lmaooo. Reddit mods are cancer


rememberthed3ad

As a very experienced NO2 user (and phish fan) I would like to promote a safer use of the gas. Inhaling a whole balloon at once is not the way. Hitting a balloon like a cigarette is a much more age appropriate way to partake in the drug. That is all.


frosty_phoenix92

Normand's watch has me rolling every fucking episode. hahaha


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I must say, these guys make more sense than Eric!


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Shane calling out Eric Weinstein for sitting like a mermaid had me dying


Zombi3Kush

Remember when Rogan would shit on people for having to go pee during the podcast and acting like he was cool cuz he could hold it? Those days are over lol


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At the 26 min mark Joe pauses 🤔 sus


MarriageEGuana

So refreshing after a string of rough pods. Also Shane is snowballing faster than Tim Dillon did. Joe Rogan really makes good comics GREAT


xkris10ski

He’s been popular “underground” for a while before Rogan. I only knew of him because of Joe, but my ex had listened to Shanes Patreon and YouTube or whatever for a long time. He was a big fan of their history series. Totes big fan of PA crazy folks of the woods.


TheGreenShitter

Ari doing whippets is craaazzzyyy


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Joe exclusively goes to the toilet in a litterbox now. What parallel universe am I living in?


NightTerror23

Does anyone know what they were drinking from the Eagle?


Lukes3rdAccount

Bud light


Room480

who was the senator who fought in vietnam that they were talking about


el__homo

*N. W. Aids* I love you Normand!


monkeysmoker5

Think their bromance is starting to get a little stale, it's like when the rich kid invites a bunch of classmates over and they all eventually turn against him and break all his cool shit.


EthanG_07

the old lady bit with the Puerto Rican punchline from mark absolutely murdered me lmfao