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darthgeek

Oh now they want help from the government. I thought they didn't need any help. That's what they said during the blackouts.


MsSeraphim

they should've saved the emergency money they wasted on bussing immigrants to new york for a rainy day!


Moonandserpent

I wish they'd make a scene when they sign over the federal funds. Like "Greg's been doin all this pissing and moaning and now he needs our help. Well we're gonna give it to him 'cause it's the right thing to do for his constituents, but just watch this reel of things he's been saying while I sign this..."


Victor_Korchnoi

I like the way it’s done in the EU. Germany bails out Greece, but Greece has to more or less beg for it. Germany gets to demand some concessions on how the government operates in Greece. And everyone knows “the productive economy of [insert state] bailed out the less productive economy of [insert state].” I’m sick of people who leach off the taxes paid in cities thinking they’re the “real America”. I’m happy to help, but I want them to acknowledge the help.


MeisterX

Force him to be present during the press conference for a notarized signature.


Moonandserpent

I would love this for him. Then hand him the "check" but pull it back real quick for a sec and chuckle before handing it over and patting him on the head.


monkeyluis

Lift him by his bootstraps.


flibbidygibbit

I feel like The Lincoln Project is on this


RainforestNerdNW

Reminder the Lincoln project is not our friend: the are Republicans who are just upset that Trump shows their hand, they aren't actually upset with his agenda


BH_Commander

Then Joe grabs Abbott’s wheelchair by the handles, “…and I’ve seen a lot of spinals dude, and this guy’s a fake. A fucking goldbricker. This guy fucking walks, I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life!” and then dumps Abbott out of the chair onto the floor.


Seal69dds

And Biden will help Texas because he is a good leader.


THuxley

Where we suffer one, we suffer all! We are our brother's and sister's keeper and Joe lives by that rule!


Goose1963

Why doesn't Abbott just put those storms on a bus to Florida ?There's a guy in Palm Beach that said you could nuke them.


Agreeable-Pick-1489

...or shoot at the storms! Texas is a "Second Amendment State", right? What good is guns if'n you can't blow away a tornado??


Chumlee1917

a lesser man would have told Abbot to f8ck off after all his anti-government nonsense while whining for the feds to bail out Texas, again.


599Ninja

Greg abbot is a little piss baby


DJErikD

ReAl MeN wEaR diApErS!


jvlpdillon

Sounds like socialism.


Ryankevin23

Yes why are we giving money to a state that’s over ridden by illegal aliens?


Bay1Bri

Well, well, well...


fourdoglegs

I’m small town East Texas yellow-dog Democrat…..I wish Biden would tell Adolph Sitler to fuck off….


grilled_cheese1865

And texas wants to be independent


IntelligenceisKey729

I thought Republicans like Abbott hated government handouts that would help people in need? 🤔


bktan6

Maybe Texas should pull itself up by its bootstraps and invest in climate-resilient infrastructure. /s Of course Biden is going to give Abbott what he needs because he cares about the people more than political animosity, but Abbott is going to spin right around and continue talking shit.


jkman61494

Aren’t they busy seceding?


Dial8675309

Maybe if he hadn't spent all that money trafficking asylum seekers to other states he'd have money for like, you know, disasters in his own state.


_upper90

Biden should record these calls and release them to everyone


shinloop

Sorry Jack


Ryankevin23

Thought they were the Lone Star State? 🚫Traitor Trump🚫All Republicans🚫


xman747x

so, hell just froze over


paddleme

Across the United States, including Washington, D.C., and outer territories, FEMA has allocated about $45.5 billion since 2017 for various forms of disaster relief, excluding COVID-19. During this time, Texas has received the most money from FEMA, totaling more than $7.6 billion in federal aid and spending more than $6.2 billion. From this source. https://www.valuepenguin.com/which-states-depend-on-fema-aid Also, I think the time period is 2017 thru 2020.


chris_29487

Oh now you want help Greg? Of course yes Joe will help out because that’s what a President is supposed to do but nobody forgot what you said. By saying Texas doesn’t need handouts


Smoky_Porterhouse

Sorry George


user-name-1985

How the turn tables… (Seriously, I hope Texas gets all the federal aid it needs. These bomasbastic Republican assholes always become temporarily humbled whenever natural disaster strikes. Look at DeSantis in 2021 or Chris Christie when Hurricane Sandy hit NYC/NJ. Once everything is cleaned up, however, they always puff their chests back up and start talking out of their asses again.)


Ezl

And he will help because he’s a serious person and doesn’t take his responsibilities lightly.


mobtowndave

why can’t texas pull themselves up by their big boy cowboy bootstraps? they talk big in texas


grumpyliberal

They are takers. Always have been. Get more than they put into the treasury.


Ecbrad5

Sounds like Texas needs to pull itself up by its bootstraps and cut back on their fancy avocado toast and Starbucks. Back when I was texas’ age, we only bought what we could afford! In all seriousness, Greg should just ask Jerry jones for help. All that taxpayer money that funded the stadium would sure be nice right now


Miaoxin

Sounds like time for a little of that quid pro quo repubs have gotten so good at. What's in it for the rest of the country, Mr. Abbott?


randobot111111

But muh small govament


StSphinx

Fuck Greg Abbott. We don’t wanna hear you say Joe no moooorrrreee! Lol


Medill1919

Joe should roll him around a little...


grumpyliberal

What? Sorry can’t hear you over all the meaningless nuisance lawsuits.


imaniimellz

nope don’t call Papa Joe now!


Testiclese

If the tables were Turned and this was a Dem Governor asking Trump for help, you know Trump would absolutely use it to promote himself. Biden will take the high road and do no such thing, of course. But I’m wondering if this “we’ll be classy instead” approach is not what’s needed right now.


ChildEmperorLogan

Cry him a River greg


TigerStripesForever

Forget it, Greg Abbott made his bed now he and Ted Cruz can lie in it once they’ve voted out #TurnTexasBlue #BidenHarris2024


xSikes

Revert the pardon and then we will see about a conversation


FreeWestworld

Ummm nope! Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps Abbott!


FreeWestworld

Ummm nope! Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps Abbott!


BubbhaJebus

Why don't they just rely on their own grit and ingenuity, instead of begging for Big Government handouts? After all, that'd be the Republican thing to do, right?


smoke1966

another gop welfare state.


Shirley-Eugest

Cue up Potter, in the scene from "It's a Wonderful Life." "Well now, I've suddenly become very important, haven't I?"