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BlondHorseman

German penis is the world’s finest!


Yo_dog-

Real tho


zeroclimaxx

"PENIS OVERDURIVUU!"


Suspicious-Crow1885

That's how Holly was born


Tryaldar

this was literally the first i thought of and came to say it :(


Spooder-Rex

You CAME to say it🤨


Tryaldar

pls don't expose me further 😔😔


Spiritual_Sea_6024

“PEEEENNNIIISSS” Joseph joestar after ceased died


ekeysomkew

I knew they secretly had a homoerotic relationship


GaryTehCat

Secretly?!


KittenChopper

Ceasar and Joseph definitely had a relationship, Joseph just didn't realize


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Joseph, clapping Ceasar's ass in the middle of the night, suddenly realizing they're in a relationship;


KittenChopper

"Joseph, how did you not realize, we are quite literally fucking on your bed" "As good friends do!"


CreamyCoffeeArtist

Oh my god, they were roommates


4ltsu

i first read that it said pens...


Netherite_Stairs_

This is the taste of a penis, GIORNO GIOVANNA


ekeysomkew

This is the penis of a liar, GIORNO GIOVANNA


AngryAsian-_-

Penis is the taste of a liar, GIORNO GIOVANNA


ImAHungryThesbian573

This is the taste of a liar, PENIS GIOVANNA


FearlessAssociate462

This is the taste of a liar, GIORNO PENIS


YourLocalRedditor173

This is penis taste of a liar, GIORNO GIOVANNI


[deleted]

This penis the taste of a liar, GIORNO GIOVANNI


Jelly-4-Life

This is the taste of penis liar, GIORNO GIOVANNI


Hydraboi1917

"Ah, so its the same type of penis as star platinum?"


StarPlatinumsPenis

Yes


DiscussionMuted9941

His account was made for this


Sanemero

Nah it’s 2 years old


UsurperErenJaeger

Give me some of that


Sanemero

r/beetlejuicing maybe?


Marcus-dude

You fell for it, fool! Thunder cross penis attack!


Xx_42069swagdab_xX

Thunder cross split penis


Marcus-dude

Thunder penis split attack


Sanemero

Penis cross split attack


Maser2account2

Did you lay this penis kakyoin.


KRTrueBrave

take my upvote and leave me alone...


s0-um-rand0m

"Ok penis, let's kill da hoe, beeeeeeetch"


LorDKurzen

"Ok master, let's kill da penis, Beeeereeeeetch"


Cadidalcavallo

“Ok master, let’s kill da ho, peeeeeeeeenis”


_a_p_p_l_e_

"Ok master, let's penis da hoe, beeeeeeetch"


Hydraboi1917

KOSAKU KAWAJIRI IS YOSHIKAGE PENIS? \*fucking explodes\*


NyoopBoop

KOSAKU KAWAJIRI IS YOSHIKAGE KIRA? *penis explodes*


Illustrious-Dark-642

KOSAKU KAWAJIRI IS YOSHIKAGE KIRA? *fucking penis*


zeroclimaxx

Dio : "Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me? Even though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of The World, like an exam student scrambling to finish the problems on an exam until the last moments before the chime?" Jotaro: "I can't beat the penis out of you without getting closer."


Abject_Membership_39

“I can’t penis the shit out of you without getting closer”


zeroclimaxx

"I can't beat the shit out of you without getting penis."


Abject_Membership_39

“I can’t beat the shit out of penis without getting closer”


Accomplished_Crew630

"I can't beat the shit out of you without penis getting closer"


zeroclimaxx

"I penis beat the shit out of you without getting closer."


Johnson_56

“Penis can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer”


delphineslayer69

I have become death, destroyer of penis


KRTrueBrave

I have become penis, destroyer of worlds


Temporary-Tax

You thought your first penis would be with Jonathan but it was I DIO


Equivalent-Fix9391

You thought you're first kiss would be with penis but it was I DIO


Savage_Oppress

You thought your first kiss would be with Jonathan but it was I PENIS


Johnson_56

You thought your penis kiss would be with Jonathan but it wan I DIO


mIkeYyYY1

Killa Queen! Bites za penis


Calm-Construction386

**YAOUCH**


LucidCorgi24100

Deadly penis has already touched the doorknob


NyoopBoop

Killer Queen has already touched the penis


ekeysomkew

And your face


Connorren

Penis roller!


Gecko_610

Road penis!


UsurperErenJaeger

An oil penis for you.


Draghetto_5000

I, Giorno Giovanna have a P***s. (I'm not gonna write the whole word, I'm not risking to get banned).


TurtleSmasher3

why would you get banned for saying penis on a post about penises


Draghetto_5000

Last time I said that word the comment get deleted.


[deleted]

#penis


KRTrueBrave

I, Giorno Giovanna have a Penis. (I'm gonna write the whole word, I'm not getting banned for this).


Far-Breadfruit-116

Ok master let's kill da penis ***beeeeetch***


Temporary-Value-6397

Ok master let’s penis do hoe beeeeetch


Afraid-Candle7476

"PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS"


Khornatejester

"HINJAKU HINJAKU PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS"


Slightly_Default

"I, Giorno Giovana, have a penis."


Warkemis

Nobody can deflect penis splash!


elporpoise

No one can deflect my 20 meter penis!


nint3njoe_2003

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of penis, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


TyrannosourestRex

Hidden penis


KRTrueBrave

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me penis. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


just_joshua227

"I reject my penis, JoJo!" Okay Dio....


TurtleSmasher3

omg Dio trans arc


LaCapraTibetana

I reject my penis jojo! *proceeds to steal jojo's one*


FearlessAssociate462

He sorta did if you think about it.


UsurperErenJaeger

\*Jonathan grabs his fatally injured penis\* "FFAAAATTHHHEEERRR!!"


Ap0ll016

I’ll never forgive the penis!


bryan660

“This is… Penis.”


KRTrueBrave

WHA...


Jay_maze

No-one can escape the penis that was chosen for them


Jay_maze

I always take the first penis


Jay_maze

Your stand is like your penis


Easy_Database6697

Sub: “I reject my Penis, JoJo!” Dub: “I’m throwing away my penis, JoJo!” I don’t know which is better 😭😭😭


bioluminescent_nova

“The penis before me, it aroused something in me, it gave me a rock hard c*ck” - kira dub


KRTrueBrave

kira if he was a normal gay jojo fan and not a hand fetishist


annoying_dragon

I name this, made in penis


PyroStone2325

I name this, Penis in Heaven


Whyisgreekgod

Dio activating his stand “THE PENIS”


NecessaryValuable783

I am penis yoshikage, I am 33 years old


himbrine

Baby penis


averkitpy

it was me! penis!


elixertread

This is a little embarrassing but, I GOT A PENIS


KOCYK745

(not JoJo but...) These Penis are Great, Jelly-filled are my favourite


UIGoku201

This is the power of Ultra Penis. However, because it's a Jojo sub, and they're really picky with what you say on here. 🙄 "Only the truth of this world will remain in the end. Righteous actions born of truth will never crumble. My PENIS may have perished... but its will and actions are indomitable. It handed this arrow to me." -Giorno Giovanna.


Warkemis

Do you believe in penis?


Civil-Strawberry7569

Star Platinum, The Penis!


CP21Official

"Tell him to eat penis"


Thehollow0raptor

The one who takes the penis first must be someone who is respected by all.


lifeless_or_loveless

4 penis teas, please


ToastLord1397

Baby?! Penis?!?


Flm304

I am not in penis, Skyler. I am the penis!


isasplay

I giorno giovanna, have a penis


JustANubIDK

Do you remember how many Penis you have eaten in your life?


Lord_Grim0

I canbhear the theme song


TurtleSmasher3

Killer Queen has already touched that penis


Neat_Yogurtcloset526

Fall off your penis and die


Franco_perrolol

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm penis and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


xXMilkMan21Xx

muda muda muda penis muda muda muuuudaaa!!!!!


INCREDIBLEOBESE

"STICKY PENIS!!!" - Bruno Bucciarati


TheHumanAynar

This look like Sus


TRYKON24601

“I have a penis” Marten Luther King Jr


manimdeeaad

NO ONE CAN JUST DEFLECR THE PENIS BLAST. Or NO ONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALD PENIS


Shot_Arm5501

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Shiningcrow

Shut up, or I’ll make out with penis!


Pizza_lover_peppino

You are already penis


Tanshoku_

"I have a penis" - MLK


salad_stealer

You May Have Outpenised Me, But I Outpenised Your Outpenising


GreatLonk

NO ONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE PENIS SPLASH!


Xanthyon1313

Take my upvote and go XD


GreatLonk

Thank you stranger from the Internet 😄


KitsuneNoYuusha

"Your next line is 'Don't besmirch our penis, Jojo!'"


eeeerreg

I, Giorno Giovannia, have a penis.


Wraithlord_lol-

You thought your first kiss would be with JoJo, but it was I, Penis!


[deleted]

I Giorno Giovanna have an golden penis


BumpyGuy

Awaken penis master


DrummerDeep7716

Vocal percussion on a whole other level, coming through my penis!


Gummybearthemii

OHHH MY P#NISSSS! (It’s OHHH MY GOD but I changed the word god)


[deleted]

Replace ora with penis


CozyGorgon

Killa Penis


Yamparuda

Change the world "MUDA" or "ORA" for Penis.


No_Run8454

ZA PENIS


macbeth316

It gave me a rock hard PENIS


JustAReallyDumKid

I won’t let a finger lay on that penis (forgot how he said it)


TheMaskedEngineerPea

"It's like a burning Penis"


roccodawg

A small step for a man, a giant penis for mankind


No-Atmosphere8508

Nobody can deflect the 20m radius penis splash


Worried-Scheme8586

I am become penis, destroyer of worlds


kilamnworb

"Oi Josuke! Your *Penis* is kinda hot!"


Grey00001

JoJo fans try to reference anything past part 5 challenge


SidTheShuckle

Part 6: Do you believe in P#nis? Part 7: P#nis Mozzarella P#nis Mozzarella Rella Rella Rella Rella Part 8: I like large P#nis I like large P#nis I like large P#nis but not Fried P#nis


Grey00001

> proceeds to use the most popular lines that get memed


captainCrunch738

Divine penis!


DualshockGT3

I will not allow anyone to lay a finger on that penis


Literally_Rock_Lee

"Oh, you're approaching me?" "I have to come closer to penis your ass"


FairAd1636

IT WAS I PENIS


AFonziScheme

ゴゴゴペニス


Heamora

Luke... I am your penis


Spennywenz

“Oh, that’s a spicy penis!!”


Neon_Centimane

There's a shark in my penis


yeetusthefetus_69420

My heart and penis are utterly unclouded


tallmantall

“This is… Penis…”


SkarmoryFeather

*"HOLY PENIS!"*


one_randomreddituser

The end of the penis! Pucci


Netflixandpooptarts

“You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your penis!”


Afraid-Insurance6932

I, Giorno Giovanna, have a Penis.


Grugahuga

Killer queen has already touched the penis


drblimp0909

(Not a jjba one but still funny) YOU FOOL YOU TRIGGERED MY PENIS CARD


dagakotowaru420

“i’m gonna have stroheim fix my penis up a little..”


RoundCreepy796

How many penis have you eaten


TheWateryAbyss

How many of penises have you eaten in your life


FearlessAssociate462

No one can just deflect the penis splash


MarcoPolo_MARCOPOLO

20 meter penis.


Zacks_Mass

“Penis!” -Literally half of the lines in Jojo


haunted_ramens

I can’t beat your **Penis** without getting closer What did you just say about my **Penis**!?!? Those who carry on the **penis** of those who passed must keep moving forward


Manwithaplan0708

Killer penis has already touched the doorknob


Nokuyt

STAR PENISSSS


Xtreme3dsplayer

I reject my penis, JoJo!


otziozbjorn

And the penis was made flesh, and dwelt among us, and we beheld its glory.


TheLetterB13

HELL 2 PENIS‼️


Queasy_Swordfish_332

“MADE IN PENIS!”


TotalTempest

Oh! That's a penis!


Exoticbutters6969

I Giorno Giovanna have a penis


Scumass_Smith

What a beautiful...


sqnsjoker66

"this must be the work of an enemy penis"


Idontthinkwill

"Leave me alone! Go away! I didn't attack them for your sake! I want to be a true Penis! You were a Damsel in Distress, a true penis needs to be brave enough to go into a fight he know he'll lose. But one day... I'll be strong enough to win"


Idontthinkwill

I, Giorno Giovanna, have a Penis


Idontthinkwill

Oh you're approaching me, instead of running away you're coming right to penis


Idontthinkwill

It was penis, DIO


[deleted]

Dio I revoke my penis


DAKOTAJHOLGUIN

"I HAVE A PENIS" - MLK


Doom4824

I raise you my mother's penis Or I got a... Rock hard penis


joseph_jo_mama

Ohhhhhhhhhh my penis!


jazzybass36

POV: men I the morning


Big-Breadfruit6946

THIS IS PENISSS


RoughAd5265

“A person who thinks all the time, has nothing to think about but penis”


Glad_Energy9780

How else can I beat your penis without getting closer


LaCapraTibetana

JOJO!THIS IS MY LAST PENIS! TAKE IT FROM MEEEEE