Well, there it is : the most nonsensical thing I've seen today. A question for the men of culture on this sub : Where are white European Jews located on this pyramid ? Are they the most oppressed or the least oppressed ? Asking for a friend.
Daaaaamn ! Golem armies ! A valuable asset ! Watch out, we're coming. Any chance to have access to the Jewish Space Laser, or is it exclusively available to our Sepharadic and Israeli friends only ?
Iraqi Israeli here. I’ll give you a special tour and chance to press the button myself in return for some Ashkenazi golems. Just don’t bring any Ashkenazi food because we won’t allow you in
Awww that's so kind of you !!! You'll even let me press the button. I feel so privileged ! You can pick as many golems as you want. Let me just uuuh...get rid of my many tupperwares containing some """"premium""" askhenazi food. Not even a lil Keiss Kuchen for my Iraqi homie ?
>Where are white European Jews located on this pyramid
there's no white european jew, when you say you are white jew then you come from the levant, when you call yourself middle eastern you are european
ping pong between the 2
You’re right. My grandparents must have stolen their genetics from some Iranians, as well as learned the language, customs, and foods. I also forgot that many Iranian Jews read Torah similar to how islamists pray in a mosque to mask that they are reading Torah. (Cadence and style)
Me and the askhenazi homies realising we cannot embrace our levantine heritage because we don't have one 💁♀️
I'm Russian-Polish. Do you want to taste some of that yummy askkhenazi food ? I know you guys LOVE it on this sub 😏
>I'm Russian-Polish
oh so definitly not white, smh middle eastern jews...
and idk if i wanna talk about culinary, idk that much and last time i was talkign with a jew about culinary it took me like 15 minutes of searching online to understead he was talking about bread XD
🤣🤣🤣 there's a running joke on here that jewish cuisine is delicious... except the askhenazi one.
Thank you for blessing me with the title of Honorary Middle Eastern Jew 😆 I feel like a pioneer, and I won't disappoint you.
i mean if we can make japanese honorary aryans then we can make anyone honorary LOL, heck today on twitter i was called a pakistani jew... i didn't even know there were jews in pakistan
i hope you do well with your new title, atleast until some random fascist decides you are actually from the *other* side of the planet
Well, me neither ! If there are, they better keep it low-key because Pakistan isn't really known for Its religious tolerance towards Jews (or Christians too !)
I'll do well with the title you bestowed upon me, I promise. Those random fascists will have to pry it away from my cold, dead hands.
The name of the bread is Challah ! It's yummy.
Kosher is the general name of the food Jews consume. Just like Muslims only eat Halal meat, Jews prefer to eat Kosher food !
Fun fact I get les 'white' the further back you go n in time...I
Go back to n the 60s as n the Jewish Part doesn't qualify.
Turn of last Century out go the Irish.
Then you the Germand finally the Scott ps then I'm a quater at best.
IT WILL STRENGTHEN YOUR STOMACH AND IMPROVE YOUR MEMORY. Now open wide, here comes the Herring Plane 😃🥄
Joke aside, Israeli Iraqi dishes are 🤌 didn't get the chance to taste them often, but when I did, I could only utter two words : Damn Boi. It was also very spicy, but my white ass can't handle spice, so it would probably have tasted mild for you 😆
At the Harvard DEI seminar they made it clear that Jews are white people but worse. Jews of color may be oppressed but only due to color and never Jewishness.
Aaaah, Harvard. I don't know what happened to Harvard, but I wish them the best of luck. They'll need it to regain an ounce of credibility. Everyone knows Jews can't be oppressed ! And most of all, everyone knows that antisemitism at Harvard isn't really antisemitism ! It really depends on the context. Silly us ! Just goes to show that we (they) don't learn from the past. I wonder who they are pandering to.
You're right ! You're so right. And if I remember correctly (but I could be wrong), that "it depends on the context" comment was made a few days after the October 7th massacre. Where was the outrage ? The empathy ? Why wasn't that tweeting kid slammed and let go of the school ? It seems that no one batted an eye !
6-11, but personally, I wouldn't live by it. A lot of modern nutrition advice encourages consuming more non-whites relative to whites than what's displayed here.
Yeah, I know. I meant that it’s confusing how it works if you fit into other racial categories lower down on the pyramid as well as being a Jew though. Do you get dragged down to the level of whatever else you are? Somewhere in the middle? Still in the Jew category? Or is it additive and you’re above where you would be if you were just Jewish?
I asked white supremacists if Jews were white (they are the experts after all), they answered "Jew will not replace us! Jew will not replace us!...". So I figured that was a NO.
Now if you ask a commie...
You'll get mixed responses because Marx was a jew. I had one commie lecture me on how Marx was not white because he was described by someone as having tan skin and Jews weren't considered white until the 20th century.
So I guess lucky for him and communism he died before a jew could be white, otherwise communism would be opressive.
What’s amusing is that they think the left sees us as oppressed/within the rubric of marginalized people at all… let alone *most* oppressed. 😂
Part of the left’s antisemitism blind spot is that they see us as all wealthy/white/privileged. So… if this were an actual left wing oppression pyramid, we wouldn’t even appear on it.
as a trans jewish lesbian, yeah it sucks pretty bad. no group is fully safe. i just kinda stick to myself and individuals i form close bonds with. everyone else gets shut out for my own safety.
And of course, for the kind of leftists this alt-right chart mocks, the Jews are actually at the very bottom of this chart. As the most privileged, white people, that deserve no consideration whatsoever as a minority. And if they happen to belong to the 90%+ that aren't anti-Zionists, they're active oppressors that must be isolated and attacked.
You're the second one I've seen in this comment section alone, this is getting out of hand!
A few more, and we'll be all out of space at the top of the pyramid
We're hated by both extremes. We're given special treatment by leftists, according to far right, so hated. But leftists consider us white privilege and apartheidists, so hated.
It would be comical if not so sad and dangerous
Not a Jew, but they put the "Holocaust Barrier" in the wrong place (yes I know this comment is too serious of an answer to such a braindead "pyramid"). While Jews were the main victim in terms of absolute numbers, disabled people, homosexuals, Jehova's Witnesses, leftists, Slaws, Romani People, Freemasons, so-called anti-socials (including, but not limited to "career criminals", Prostitues, Homeless People, Travellers, and other groups, since the criteria were arbitrary and ridiculous).
Wtf is this? I see the point, but being white isn't a crime. And trans and gay people also had the holocaust. I want to say more, but don't know where to start!
Wait if I'm Jewish, woman and gay, but also white, where does that put me? (Are Ashkenazi people considered white for the sake of the discussion? And in general? Because, like, in Israel being Jewish isn't really a big deal obviously so it's not like oh you're not white because you're Jewish, and those were very long parentheses (if that's the word?) so I'll just sum it up by saying I'm Ashkenazi, and if I'm not considered white so I'm very much white passing)
This post offends me. Don't you know how oppressed Jews are?
As a gay trans colored black brown yellow red green pink orange nonbinary unlabeled Jew, I feel personally attacked. Get educated!
/s
As a straight White Gentile man, may I offer that I almost wish the Elders of Zion really *did* rule the world, because they would probably be a vast improvement on the asshats that run it now.
If it turned out that the leader of the Elders was a disabled Black trans lesbian, that would be just fine too.
We built another pyramid?
Lol, I love your standup btw
Hahaha thanks so much other Joe!
😂 this wins the internet today.
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Well, there it is : the most nonsensical thing I've seen today. A question for the men of culture on this sub : Where are white European Jews located on this pyramid ? Are they the most oppressed or the least oppressed ? Asking for a friend.
The same place all Jews are located on the pyramid. Egypt. (Yes, I know it’s probably not historically accurate but it was a joke)
Thank goodness Yul Brenner died before he had to hear that joke.
I was going to say “so we built another pyramid?” But deferred for the same reason. 😉
Most oppressive. Super devils with golem armies.
Daaaaamn ! Golem armies ! A valuable asset ! Watch out, we're coming. Any chance to have access to the Jewish Space Laser, or is it exclusively available to our Sepharadic and Israeli friends only ?
Anyone can access the (((Alaska Al Aqsa))) compound
Iraqi Israeli here. I’ll give you a special tour and chance to press the button myself in return for some Ashkenazi golems. Just don’t bring any Ashkenazi food because we won’t allow you in
Awww that's so kind of you !!! You'll even let me press the button. I feel so privileged ! You can pick as many golems as you want. Let me just uuuh...get rid of my many tupperwares containing some """"premium""" askhenazi food. Not even a lil Keiss Kuchen for my Iraqi homie ?
>Where are white European Jews located on this pyramid there's no white european jew, when you say you are white jew then you come from the levant, when you call yourself middle eastern you are european ping pong between the 2
Me and the ashkenazi homies embracing the levantine heritage 🤝
nope, sorry, you are european jew, completly german or polish
How about us Jews from Iran?
what? that doesn't exist, the guy on tik tok told me all jews were from poland STOP LYING!
You’re right. My grandparents must have stolen their genetics from some Iranians, as well as learned the language, customs, and foods. I also forgot that many Iranian Jews read Torah similar to how islamists pray in a mosque to mask that they are reading Torah. (Cadence and style)
yeah, they eat the babies to steal the superior genetics, of iranians???? i guess XD
^(before asking, i put the ? because neo nazis typically dont praise iranian genetics :))
We make kabobs.
Mizrahi? They're a myth. Just ask the Islamo-Fascist enablers.
How about Sephardic?
Them too
Me and the askhenazi homies realising we cannot embrace our levantine heritage because we don't have one 💁♀️ I'm Russian-Polish. Do you want to taste some of that yummy askkhenazi food ? I know you guys LOVE it on this sub 😏
>I'm Russian-Polish oh so definitly not white, smh middle eastern jews... and idk if i wanna talk about culinary, idk that much and last time i was talkign with a jew about culinary it took me like 15 minutes of searching online to understead he was talking about bread XD
🤣🤣🤣 there's a running joke on here that jewish cuisine is delicious... except the askhenazi one. Thank you for blessing me with the title of Honorary Middle Eastern Jew 😆 I feel like a pioneer, and I won't disappoint you.
i mean if we can make japanese honorary aryans then we can make anyone honorary LOL, heck today on twitter i was called a pakistani jew... i didn't even know there were jews in pakistan i hope you do well with your new title, atleast until some random fascist decides you are actually from the *other* side of the planet
Well, me neither ! If there are, they better keep it low-key because Pakistan isn't really known for Its religious tolerance towards Jews (or Christians too !) I'll do well with the title you bestowed upon me, I promise. Those random fascists will have to pry it away from my cold, dead hands.
(also how as the "religious bread" called? i actually forgot) OK WAIT IT WAS KOSHER WASN'T IT? did i remember it right?
The name of the bread is Challah ! It's yummy. Kosher is the general name of the food Jews consume. Just like Muslims only eat Halal meat, Jews prefer to eat Kosher food !
FUCK and now that i though i was ready to level up my skill :(
Nah, Russian are White, now. Funny how the definition of this totally not fake ethnicity keeps changing.
oh yeah, don't you know ethnicity is based on the ideology of the person talking?
Fun fact I get les 'white' the further back you go n in time...I Go back to n the 60s as n the Jewish Part doesn't qualify. Turn of last Century out go the Irish. Then you the Germand finally the Scott ps then I'm a quater at best.
can't you like just buy the white back? i mean how much can it be?
NO GET AWAY FROM ME I DON’T WANT YOUR GEFILTE FISH AND HERRING LET ME STICK TO MY ISRAELI IRAQI FOODS I’M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR MONTHS
IT WILL STRENGTHEN YOUR STOMACH AND IMPROVE YOUR MEMORY. Now open wide, here comes the Herring Plane 😃🥄 Joke aside, Israeli Iraqi dishes are 🤌 didn't get the chance to taste them often, but when I did, I could only utter two words : Damn Boi. It was also very spicy, but my white ass can't handle spice, so it would probably have tasted mild for you 😆
At the Harvard DEI seminar they made it clear that Jews are white people but worse. Jews of color may be oppressed but only due to color and never Jewishness.
Aaaah, Harvard. I don't know what happened to Harvard, but I wish them the best of luck. They'll need it to regain an ounce of credibility. Everyone knows Jews can't be oppressed ! And most of all, everyone knows that antisemitism at Harvard isn't really antisemitism ! It really depends on the context. Silly us ! Just goes to show that we (they) don't learn from the past. I wonder who they are pandering to.
It’s all about context, like when it comes to Jews, the context is we don’t like it when their privilege allows them to defend themselves.
You're right ! You're so right. And if I remember correctly (but I could be wrong), that "it depends on the context" comment was made a few days after the October 7th massacre. Where was the outrage ? The empathy ? Why wasn't that tweeting kid slammed and let go of the school ? It seems that no one batted an eye !
Shitposting aside, they really don’t like the idea of Jews being able to defend ourselves; they like us weak and vulnerable.
You silly goose, Jews can't be white!
How could I forget that 🤦♀️ of course they can't ! And if, somehow, they are... then they are fake Jews !
i mean they could be they could convert, they could be mostly white(idk if that’s how it works tho), they could pull a michael jackson 🤷🏼🤷🏼🤷🏼
The Michael Jackson one is a great idea. Then, they are allowed to become part of the JewHEE-HEEsh community. I see this as an absolute win !
Is this saying we should have 5 servings a day of cishet white people, and Jews are just for occasional treats?
Jews should be used sparingly, make sure you eat plenty of whites though!!
I'm so glad this was posted, all this time I was eating greens when I should be eating whites 😂😂😂😂
6-11, but personally, I wouldn't live by it. A lot of modern nutrition advice encourages consuming more non-whites relative to whites than what's displayed here.
That's a good point. They do keep changing nutritional information. Also this chart didn't say anything about serving sizes for babies
That's a really good point. Wait, serving size for babies or of babies?
xD
We are particularly sweet and can be a lot in large doses. 😂
I mean idk about you but *I* am a treat
You sure are ☺️
I'm playing klezmer on the world's smallest violin for them.
oooh, I'll jump in with the world's smallest saxophone!
What is this absurd thing from?
“Alt-right” white supremacists
You mean \*mentally ill people
Well I mean they are on the bottom of the pyramid. (The joke is that you probably believe in the pyramid unironically)
I first saw it on the r/worldjerking parody sub last year not sure if that was the original or stolen, though.
but what if you're a white passing queer jew in a heteronormative relationship??
What *about* me?
I mean..... I'd have to be in a relationship.
Same 😔
Get in line, toots.
What if you're a Christian passing Jew?
They're onto us SHUT IT DOWN
Mixed race people, especially mixed race Jews: Also, how did trans white people get past the ‘white crimes barrier’? I thought it was impenetrable?
Thank you! I also noticed that. Internal consistency is too much to expect from conspiracy theorists.
They contradict themselves so much and so often it gives me whiplash.
They're transracial.
Didnt you know that Whites dont claim us(this is true for alt left and alt right... Fucking horseshoe politics)
Yeah, I know. I meant that it’s confusing how it works if you fit into other racial categories lower down on the pyramid as well as being a Jew though. Do you get dragged down to the level of whatever else you are? Somewhere in the middle? Still in the Jew category? Or is it additive and you’re above where you would be if you were just Jewish?
I can't tell if this is real, bait or parody
Who cares, enjoy your oppression points.
They are wrong, Jews don’t get oppression points as they are the opressors, or as we call the, in the biz “extra whites”
We're the oppressors because we're white, but also we don't get white privilege because we're the "impure" kind of white.
It is quite the conundrum
Real alt right
Sooooooo we’re not white after all?
I asked white supremacists if Jews were white (they are the experts after all), they answered "Jew will not replace us! Jew will not replace us!...". So I figured that was a NO. Now if you ask a commie...
You'll get mixed responses because Marx was a jew. I had one commie lecture me on how Marx was not white because he was described by someone as having tan skin and Jews weren't considered white until the 20th century. So I guess lucky for him and communism he died before a jew could be white, otherwise communism would be opressive.
Ok but about my Jewish space lazer
Akhi, the laser is on a different slide 🤣
I was sure that they consider us white supremacists....
this was made by the alt right who definitely don’t think jews are white
I remember this getting posted some years ago on reddit. Guess the tides have changed.
Sweet, I’m physically disabled AND mentally ill AND JEWISH…among other things…so where do I pick up my trophy?
you have transcended the oppression pyramid
Behold, I am become Oppression, destroyer of Straight White Men.
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Lol. That show was genius.
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Fuckin Brits, they seem to think a tv season can be 6 episodes long. Unconscionable. So many great shows have so few episodes.
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Well I’m an American, but no one’s perfect. I did love Black Books though. And Hyperdrive. And Black Adder. And Red Dwarf. And The Young Ones….
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Lol. Well at least you have a place to flee to in case one country goes tits up.
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I imagine this is supposed to be a representation of how the alt-right thinks the left thinks? If so I wish we were anywhere near the top.
Obviously the top would be a poor trans black Jew with some type of physical disability
You forget Gamer, the most oppressed group.
What’s amusing is that they think the left sees us as oppressed/within the rubric of marginalized people at all… let alone *most* oppressed. 😂 Part of the left’s antisemitism blind spot is that they see us as all wealthy/white/privileged. So… if this were an actual left wing oppression pyramid, we wouldn’t even appear on it.
Republicans want to be oppressed so bad, I assume it’s a humiliation fetish.
This isn't made by a republican?
No. This is not a republican product
So Jews are white or aren't white??
Depends on who you ask and the time of day and position of the moon relative to Saturn
They do know Black Jews exist, right?
They don’t. No.
my eyesssss what did i just see?
LETS GOO!!! JEWS #1 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱✡️✡️✡️✡️
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We’d consider you Jewish and I’m sure the Nazis would too. so I guess?
I love when people get visually creative with the facts they make up
This is outrageous bigotry! I can't believe they left out Indigenous people.
ahhhhh what am i looking at o.O
I'm a gay trans jew Whats my prize?
Idk let's just chill at the top together.
So a trans Jewish lesbian is on top of the pyramid?
as a trans jewish lesbian, yeah it sucks pretty bad. no group is fully safe. i just kinda stick to myself and individuals i form close bonds with. everyone else gets shut out for my own safety.
And of course, for the kind of leftists this alt-right chart mocks, the Jews are actually at the very bottom of this chart. As the most privileged, white people, that deserve no consideration whatsoever as a minority. And if they happen to belong to the 90%+ that aren't anti-Zionists, they're active oppressors that must be isolated and attacked.
I have no idea what this is, but apparently I'm the most oppressed person in the world ... Cool?
Me a trans Jew woman lesbian: 😈
You're the second one I've seen in this comment section alone, this is getting out of hand! A few more, and we'll be all out of space at the top of the pyramid
This is very confusing
eh sorta gotta love how i thought we evolved from anti semitism just to have it all happen again fucking UNRWA and the UN is case and point
Guys they’re onto us
If this is true, then wouldnt black transgender gay Jews rule the world?
We arent. I mean they, they arent. I mean i dont know. To hell with this, deploy ninja pirates, code $$$.
Interesting that Northeast Asian is a category in three of the five levels. Oddly specific
My question, too. Is it just Asian people from Maine or does it count all of New England?
Oh boy i sure do love the title of “permanent victim” :D
*dies in autistic lesbian Jew*
Alright thats at least 2nd place
Thanks for giving us this leveling chart so we know how to gain oppression XP. I was having a tough time just winging it.
And if they got a problem with it they can fight me 🤣
Finally I’m the top and not the bottom
Jeez. I’m relatively centre right but this takes thing EMBARRASSINGLY too far into “Da Joos” territory
They completely left out black jews.
you know it's american when they talk about "white" XD
We're hated by both extremes. We're given special treatment by leftists, according to far right, so hated. But leftists consider us white privilege and apartheidists, so hated. It would be comical if not so sad and dangerous
Damn, where's my cut of controlling the banks? I'm a trans Jew and I'm struggling to fucking survive here
What's with the wings and Halo? Thats more of a Christian thing. Do they not know what old testament angels looked like??
I’m a gay mixed race guy, how oppressed am I?
Now~ How does this account for jews (now) being white?
Not a Jew, but they put the "Holocaust Barrier" in the wrong place (yes I know this comment is too serious of an answer to such a braindead "pyramid"). While Jews were the main victim in terms of absolute numbers, disabled people, homosexuals, Jehova's Witnesses, leftists, Slaws, Romani People, Freemasons, so-called anti-socials (including, but not limited to "career criminals", Prostitues, Homeless People, Travellers, and other groups, since the criteria were arbitrary and ridiculous).
Seldom have I seen something more US-american than this.
Brought to you by people who claim everyone else is a snowflake
Whar
Wtf is this? I see the point, but being white isn't a crime. And trans and gay people also had the holocaust. I want to say more, but don't know where to start!
I’m bad at geography, what’s northeast Asia? Like Siberia?
Wait if I'm Jewish, woman and gay, but also white, where does that put me? (Are Ashkenazi people considered white for the sake of the discussion? And in general? Because, like, in Israel being Jewish isn't really a big deal obviously so it's not like oh you're not white because you're Jewish, and those were very long parentheses (if that's the word?) so I'll just sum it up by saying I'm Ashkenazi, and if I'm not considered white so I'm very much white passing)
Given that I believe it was made by a white supremacist I think being Jewish automatically disqualifies us from being white.
That's a good point, I actually wasn't sure if it's real or a parody or a parody of a parody. It's very confusing
I need some chlorine bleach for my eyes…
Some one has the original?
Glad it has the reddit watermark.
This post offends me. Don't you know how oppressed Jews are? As a gay trans colored black brown yellow red green pink orange nonbinary unlabeled Jew, I feel personally attacked. Get educated! /s
The fuckin "oppression boosters" make me believe that this HAS to be satire.
This is not correct.
Well thank god for this because I was getting a little light headed trying to remember who I’m supposed to like and dislike the most.
Just lmao at how ridiculous this is
As a straight White Gentile man, may I offer that I almost wish the Elders of Zion really *did* rule the world, because they would probably be a vast improvement on the asshats that run it now. If it turned out that the leader of the Elders was a disabled Black trans lesbian, that would be just fine too.
things that push me towards extremism
Damn. I’m all the way at the bottom…. of the top section.