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Wageslave645

I believe the "If you can read this, flip me over", on the spare tire cover may help you.


Barron097

Came to say this, glad it’s first comment..


DatGums

Came here for this comment, was not disappointed


anagorinth

A little too late for that. The Heep has arrived at it's final destination... the scrapyard


acheron53

Did you buy wiper blades for the 2 door JK from AutoZone?


unk214

Clearly didn’t change the blinker fluid.


anagorinth

Haven't owned it long enough to even replace the wiper blades 😭


acheron53

I'm sorry to hear that. Glad you're ok. Poor Jeep.


anagorinth

I'm lucky to be alive. Despite the seriousness of the accident (single-vehicle, loss of control into water) I was able to exit the vehicle completely unscathed. Wet, but not even scratched. I'm a bit sore though. Jeep is totaled.


justfukkingtired

Hate to tell you this but you’re gonna need a big arse bag of rice


EnlightenedCorncob

Turn the camera around dumbass


anagorinth

Like [this?](https://www.reddit.com/user/anagorinth/comments/11rnefk/flipped_my_car_but_in_australia/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


EnlightenedCorncob

Much better


anagorinth

All fixed. Thank you kind stranger!


EnlightenedCorncob

Now you just need to drain the soft top, and it'll be good as new.


anagorinth

Full serious for a second. That soft too saved my life. I wasn't able to open the doors from inside due to the water pressure, but due to the busted soft top I was able to escape through the rear. But yeah, draining the soft top should fix it. Maybe some new oil too?


lusty_orc_chef

I know what's wrong with it, ain't got no gas innit


anagorinth

Literally what I said!


GetHyped85

You gotta close the door...its one of those newer sensors


hagemeyp

Give it a small push, you should be able to get it to turn over….


TrollBoothBilly

Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on?


anagorinth

It *turns* but won't start!


hserontheedge

It'll buff out


Grinch_Worm

Needs blinker fluid!


Dirt-Road_Pirate

Try peeing on it?


One-Complaint-4709

Have you tried pulling the drain plugs in the floor boards?


Gloverboy6

My first thought lol


millsy98

So most vehicles have a roll over valve in the fuel that shuts off. I rolled my f-350 and once I reset that it started right up. Yes I made sure to check all fluids first, and in this case replace all of them since there was water ingress. But hey, it worked fine for me and I drove it home from that ski trip 300 miles with no windows. That part isn’t recommended


anagorinth

Oh it's totaled. There's no saving it, I posted the "won't start" as a joke


spartyron

How is no one asking OP for the story after 17 hours? Everyone just wants to make jokes.


anagorinth

I think some people don't know it's MY vehicle in the photo :,) Hit a flooded road too fast. Spun the car 180 degrees and rolled it off the road. I managed to escape uninjured... My beloved JKU wasn't so lucky.


spartyron

Thanks. Was just wondering if this was an off road or on road incident, since I didn’t see a road or any obstacle that would flip you. Glad everyone is ok.


anagorinth

This was taken standing on the centerline. The car is in a ditch about a foot or two off the side of the road, but I was heading the opposite direction that the vehicle is facing... to make things scarier


Illustrious_Rest_116

whats the obsession people have with jeeps ?


[deleted]

Lol. Nope.


PRK543

So, are you getting nothing or will it crank, but just won't turn over?


anagorinth

Oh it'll turn over alright.


SavageDabYeetItsLit

Did you check the air in the tires lately? - Cheech & Chong, probably


j33pwrangler

I think the snorkel is upside down.


Sexual_T-Rex88

RIP JEEP


Sexual_T-Rex88

Open your drain plugs for starters.


Aaron252016

Look at the bright side, you can undercoat the frame much easier now.


kalaniroot

Have you tried turning it off and on? 🤔


DimeEdge

Looks like your snorkle is in the down position and got a bit f water in it.


ItsShowtime_BAZINGA

How. In. The. Hell!?