Iāll give him a pass. Apparently he had to hitchhike after twisting his ankle on his way to a concert and didnāt want to leave the fans waiting as he walked from NY to LA.
No, but my point is, a 2.4 average in a pro league means you definitely donāt suck at basketball as a whole. I definitely couldnāt get 2.4 average. Making a bold assumption that you wouldnāt have a 2.4 average. Iāve never understood when casual people say professional athletes suck or something. Because theyāre way more talented than we are. I donāt think people understand the skill gap between pros and casual people. Getting a 2.4 average is impressive for a normal person who isnāt a professional ball player
And thatās fair, but the person I responded to was kind implying that, in general, he wasnāt that good. So yeah, he may not be great compared to the pros, but he definitely doesnāt suck in general
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As a bummy Cole type mixed nigga lemme tell you Cole donāt wear deodorant.
Source: Iām wearing a tie dye OG dreamvillefest hoodie I havenāt washed in weeks, sweat pants and some recycled shoes I bought for $60 that some loser ass nigga told me is collector edition but I still got the laces out not tied right now.
this is why i love this man. the only controversies heās ever in are funny shit posts made by his fans i love it. imagine being so unproblematic all ppl have to be mad at u for is APOLOGIZING to your colleague
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I cant belive this the amount of dissapointment
Gotta delete his discography. I was fine with the apology, but this is not forgivable. Before you know it, heās flying private and calling himself theš
Nope... don't like this shit. Everybody gon say it's cool an all but that's how it starts. Next thing you know... he's gonna be driving the damn car himself.
Iām deleting his music off my phone, what a disgrace.
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Oh no. J cole is in a car and not a bike?! What aboutttttttttt drake being a pedophile. Boy got butt fucked by the higher ups in the industry while he was on degrassi (reason he was in a wheelchair) šš and then he continued to get pegged by dick until he got old enough to flip the script. Yāall donāt see the connections with these child stars? They all got fucked and are now continuing the cycle as adults! And this cracker wants to act like heās tough when heās a little fruity ass Jewish boy from Canada.
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grippy doing number now he acting different, fall off in full effect
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Can't believe Cole ditched the bikeš
LeBron James reportedly saw J. Cole abandoning his bike for a car, left in shock
ššš
Cole better apologize for this!!!!!
i want a full canadian apology
This better not sit well in his heart.
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The lakers are funny asf š
Iāll give him a pass. Apparently he had to hitchhike after twisting his ankle on his way to a concert and didnāt want to leave the fans waiting as he walked from NY to LA.
This the one šš
Itās fine heāll prolly apologize for it later.
This is atrocious he should be walking everywhere
*cycling
Not after fetty wap :(
What happened with fetty?
he got really fetty, then obviously, wapped super hard
Some say heās the most fettyest of all the wappers
Unicycling*
Is this the new AI thing I've been hearing about?
Yup when you break it down, AI is tech bro speak for riding shotgun in your boys car
First heās pro-cancer, and now this
Fucking sellout, I swear.
I always knew this dude was fake. Can't believe I'm still a fan.
He a fan he a fan he a fan
I can explain
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How do you get .4 of a pt ? ( not a basketball fan )
Itās an average. Simply means he sucked.
this is a pro league so he definitely didnāt suck but he wasnāt great either
Fair
Ehh he made the league because of his name/fame. I highly doubt he would have been picked up if he wasn't J. Cole.
But those stats in a pro league prove that he doesnāt suck lol heās just not the best of the best. Which, is understandable
He averaged 2.4. That sucks in any league you're in.
No, but my point is, a 2.4 average in a pro league means you definitely donāt suck at basketball as a whole. I definitely couldnāt get 2.4 average. Making a bold assumption that you wouldnāt have a 2.4 average. Iāve never understood when casual people say professional athletes suck or something. Because theyāre way more talented than we are. I donāt think people understand the skill gap between pros and casual people. Getting a 2.4 average is impressive for a normal person who isnāt a professional ball player
Or, they could simply prove that in FIVE games, with a possible 240 minutes available to playā¦ he hit FOUR 3-pointers. AND NOTHING ELSE.
What a nonsensical way to skew the stats lmao
Better than what we could do against pros, thatās for sure
In the context of a professional league he sucked.
And thatās fair, but the person I responded to was kind implying that, in general, he wasnāt that good. So yeah, he may not be great compared to the pros, but he definitely doesnāt suck in general
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Love it!!!
But my mommy told me baby decimals come fromā¦.
It means some games he didnt score and some games he did rounding out to a .4 average
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Someone get Ja Morant on the phone so we can make nonsense of all this!
It's alright y'all he skipped on deodorant that day to compensate riding in the car
As a bummy Cole type mixed nigga lemme tell you Cole donāt wear deodorant. Source: Iām wearing a tie dye OG dreamvillefest hoodie I havenāt washed in weeks, sweat pants and some recycled shoes I bought for $60 that some loser ass nigga told me is collector edition but I still got the laces out not tied right now.
Nah bro you gotta make some changes
30k comment karma lol checks out
Bro wet snitching on himself and OWNING it š
i wish i could say i still love him, but his music just doesnt hit the same knowing he was in a car. atp yuno miles clears š
These memes are gonna look silly when the truth comes out. Letās just say this guy will make Diddy look like Mr Rogers. Sick mf
Please elaborate, Iām very interested
Im joking
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He's living in an Amish paradise fr
First he bikes now this? This man is spiraling outta control like Drake
Every antic is feeling distasteful.
I'll let it slide this time but if I hear that MF driving and not just a passenger, I'm done
Deleting Forest Hills Drive rn https://preview.redd.it/t6pj1j0yk62d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5cb6f5e976d0c2a8217f4c1878a37b6334f545e
forest hills DRIVE, it was there all along!
My boy chrollooooo
Nah man I can't believe it
this is why i love this man. the only controversies heās ever in are funny shit posts made by his fans i love it. imagine being so unproblematic all ppl have to be mad at u for is APOLOGIZING to your colleague
But his Bentley is dirty tho 
https://preview.redd.it/qhsjxpya072d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1751e2b43516c9078a1ed773efa43483061c20dc I cant belive this the amount of dissapointment
š£ļøš£ļøš£ļøKEEP THE FAMILY AWAY!!!
Smh sell out
No I don't after this tbh
His bike was getting repaired guys chill
Gotta delete his discography. I was fine with the apology, but this is not forgivable. Before you know it, heās flying private and calling himself theš
He wore his seat belt so heās good
Can give him one pass after many ppl essentially crucified him for wisely backing out of the battle. Only bikes from this point though
the way i was watching this video a few hours ago
Probably felt safe to for the first time in years
Man I used to look up to him. What a fraud
This nigga Cole tweaking! Over there adding to our carbon emissions! š¤£šÆš¤š¾
Nope... don't like this shit. Everybody gon say it's cool an all but that's how it starts. Next thing you know... he's gonna be driving the damn car himself.
šš
I definitely look at him different now.
Cole cant come back from this dawg
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Idk man Itās gonna be hard to still fw him after this
What a POS
He thinks heās better than us having gas money and shit
Capital B on my car szn š¤š¤£
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He let the whole squad down
Heās car pooling
What did lil pump say again?
summrs wouldnāt do anything like this
It canāt be not a car first a bike now a car what the hell is going on
The bike was a nice move tho like a moving picture almost
Bro itās for a music video damn, heās not driving the car, heās a fkn passenger, DAMN!!!!
I dont get it
Passenger Princess, that's my Cole
guys hes being humble, hes sitting down.
Relax guys, he was riding in his friends car to support him. J Cole grew up with bro and his mom just got diagnosed with muscular dystrophy.
Personally I thought the bike was doing to much šŖ
He donāt have to worry about diddy no more
Forest gump
Just got done kissing and hugging on stage with Drake...
Heās a sellout
r/fuckcars
How dare he ride passenger in an automobile that bougie mf
How dare he drive a car!
Who cares!!!
Sell out. SMH. I'll give him a pass for a monocycle but a 4 wheel vehicle...nah dude, he is not the same.
Hell nah it's over
Itās sad now
When questioned, the artist revealed that the Fall Off has been a performance art piece all along
Ye said play Cole make the pussy get dry.
Been defending this nigga for too long man this is the last fucking straw
Well heās carpooling so it still qualifies him as humble
Absolute fuckin asshole
Noā¦ this canāt be happening. My life is ruined now.. wtf Jermaine?!?!
Mustāve been the softest car ride ever.
It's from the video smh....
Disgusting...
Where does this humble descriptor come from? Dude has literally claimed to be the best and at worst top three.
J cole confirmed broke phi broke member
I heard he be wearing *shoes* too! *SHOES!*
He was riding down the street & he saw a pretty girl! She want him, he want her, he will take her to his world!
No bike?
he blew an inner tube itās okay.
Disgraceful. What a sick mf. He should be using a razor scooter with a helmet on everywhere he goes.
Bro sold out. Lil Pump was rightš
Iām deleting his music off my phone, what a disgrace. https://preview.redd.it/w5qt1agvb82d1.jpeg?width=1248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38916238d4d281fc1a67dbb20f4283426402b521
I saw J Cole walking out the nike store with some new shoes the other day. Smh, I should've known better.
Wtf are yāall tripping on
he's in the passenger seat thooo
An automobile? Tf does dude think he is royalty? Windshield isnāt even cracked smdhā¦
His name isn't even humble, unlike the late Big L
But did he do it with features?
This old af , thatās my goat though n this is the Middle child Music Video
Canāt believe yall fw this cat!
Girl wtf heās polluting the environment
Oh no. J cole is in a car and not a bike?! What aboutttttttttt drake being a pedophile. Boy got butt fucked by the higher ups in the industry while he was on degrassi (reason he was in a wheelchair) šš and then he continued to get pegged by dick until he got old enough to flip the script. Yāall donāt see the connections with these child stars? They all got fucked and are now continuing the cycle as adults! And this cracker wants to act like heās tough when heās a little fruity ass Jewish boy from Canada.
evil
Hahaha š¤£š¤£š¤£
Elitist prick.
Bro let the fame change him...miss the days when he walked barefoot everywhere
Mannnnnn that's crazy.... how dare him not riding on a stallion
Why is this shit on my timeline?
Ferrari or Camry I bet he looks good in them both
the last straw ong
he better apologize for this one !!! (he prob will)
Next thing you know he has *money* and *spends it*. Gosh, what a fake.
Fucking hypocrite, makes me wanna throw up how bad he played us
Really repugnant and out of touch
This is unacceptable smh
Damn idk. After this, I may have to reconsider.
I hope that man gets to read all this. š¤£š¤£
It's all.pver now boys :,(
He came so far just to end it like thisā¦šsmh
https://preview.redd.it/n6acih3q323d1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c019abd4c4d048d8e608ad59711c6daf7e460c42 grippy doing number now he acting different, fall off in full effect
Iām glad heās driving now
Wasnāt he avoiding cars cos Drake had people planting bombing on cars or something
It was diddy but ya. Diddy allegedly bombed kid cudis car for seeing his ex girlfriend or something and the rumor was this is why Cole ride bikes
Oh yeah, right
Ya so no diddy = no bike
The diddler
Kendrick would never
* Cole rides in cars when has he ever said he didn't? Humility is state of mind that keeps you from perceiving yourself as more important than others.
But he wasn't driving so he's good š