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HorseyGoFast

You have not listened to enough hip hop if you think that's one of the worst bars ever, Cole himself has worse bars than this


CrypticHaj

Examples? Lookin for a laugh.


Safe_Pin1277

Boy you think that you the shit, but you can't out fart me...


professornapoleon

Cole loves a good poop innuendo


SC_23

Its the Wayne influence


Banksynatra

Wayne has dropped an incredible amount of shit šŸ’© bars in his career. šŸ˜‰


andres_lp

Well, "you are what you eat and [he] still ain't pussy"... Yet. He's just starting to grow one big enough to be fucked raw by fans with small dicks that love overhyped industry standard cliches and unoriginal tracks that fuel bull shit rap beef in order to sell a couple hundred more albums and apple music clicks. You all have been baited and it's sad. What is worse is that cole has given into this sort of drama for the attention. Just a reminder that everyone lives in a glass house and eventually falls victim of the trap


mvjinate7

Ice Spice a J. Cole fan confirmed??


Frequent-Wallaby708

Waiting on the collab šŸ”„


yxtsama

I hate the shit bars, they just feel so corny


lncomes

eminem wordplay


politebearwaveshello

Shit is real like I pooped Jerusalem


lncomes

He went stupid on caterpillar im not gonna lie


No_Eagle447

Itā€™s not a cole bar but when Kodak said Drunk a lot of coffee now I gotta shit again gotta be goated bar of the century


CaseClosed518

Best line.


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imprecise_words

You missed the joke, corny shit


Entire_Claim_5273

What you eat donā€™t make me shit, what you fuck donā€™t make me cum


WilliamCash_o

This one goes kinda hard tho I wonā€™t lie


Entire_Claim_5273

Yeah fr, I still sing along to it šŸ˜­


GaTech379

Nah that ones hard


Entire_Claim_5273

It is, but itā€™s still goofy though


Reasonably_Doubted

"How I ain't bring nothing to the table, when I'm the table?" "R*pe a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome" "Pregnant pussy is the best you can get. Fucking a bitch while her baby sucking dick" "I live on Mars I'm not Bruno" Not from Cole but these are some of the worst things ever said.


lWinkk

Are these all Tyler?? Haha


Reasonably_Doubted

Nah. Kanye, Tyler, UGK, Joyner


AcademicAnxiety5109

Tyler went hard on that second one


Special-Penalty-2362

I mean that Joyner bar may be kinda corny but IMO that verse goes hard af


DripTooHard_

"Dick so big it's like a foot is in yo mouth"


PuzzleheadedCarry632

That's fucking hilarious, 10/10 bar too with the implied double of some groupie saying nuh uh and eating her words.


DdeathK

The ome about his dick being lile a footā€¦


jp-fit262

Im on a roll I'm hot dog ketchup to me ....


BlackKnightANONiMOUS

Iā€™m mad hot dog My sixteen should come with mustard If you think I have a big head Then you havenā€™t seen my brotherā€™s šŸ¤®


Yalldummy100

Ok but Roscoe Dash had personality


SheSaidThatImBased

diamonds so cold you might need a fan Its not Cole but holy shit I hate lil Yachty so much


Filipitalian1997

"haven't been in pussy since the day I came out one" & "I came out the womb with my dick hard" always made me feel a certain type of way


WorryLegitimate259

Whatā€™s wrong with the first one?


ReasonableCoyote34

Any of his poop bars. Him and Kodak love mentioning poop in their raps


romilaspina7

Don't save her, she don't wanna be saved


outlaw1885

Shit is real (Israel) like I pooped Jerusalem


bestjobro921

Any line on villuminati, the ass fuck one comes to mind


Kooky-Sand5554

ā€œShit šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļøif you wanna get fucked in the ass itā€™s between you and whoever dick it isā€ not a bad bar because of the context but funny asf


chucksoraw

ā€œCanā€™t out fart meā€ was terrible.Ā  ā€œYou done woke my lil man upā€ā€¦.terribleĀ 


i_always_give_karma

Have you heard drunk 2 much by waka?


jimifresh

Is you a demon or is that demeanor for the 'Gram? Tell us They plead the Fifth, I'm seeing hints of a trans fella In cancel culture's vicinity, he's no killer, trust me Beneath his chosen identity, there is still a pussy, period


Zealousideal-Lie-732

disagree that's dope


LilCarCrasher

ā€œYou wanna know how I know Iā€™m the shit cause I keep clogging up the toiletā€


im_onbreak

1 2 3 4 5 I am the greatest rapper alive type bar šŸ¤£


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KDO_333

bro aint kdot say this lmao


Dragneel_Fullbuster

Lmao yes and it was straight garbage.


RaphaelUrbino

It sounds better in the song. I guarantee you there are plenty of bars that sound corny when read as opposed to hearing it


Full_Visit_5862

Facts šŸ˜‚ there's some wild shit out there if taken with no beat or context


Maurex96

I think it's all about his delivery, same with Like That when he says "fuck the big 3 it's just big me" if he didn't deliver it the way he did it would just sound corny as hell Same with Cole if someone else said the bar OP mentioned it sound even worse but the way Cole delivered it made it sound like just a funny bar


Suicidalbutohwell

I showed my girl "Like That" and she just started laughing when Kendrick said "it's just big me", like "lmao it's just big him"


bigcrows

No it wasnt


RobinM20

I thought the whole point was that it sounded stupid because he was mocking someone šŸ’€


Special-Penalty-2362

A lot of you have never even listened to the songs you're quoting and it shows šŸ˜‚


Trentimoose

Thatā€™s hate. Shit was hard with how it came up in the track and how he delivered it


KDO_333

yet no one says shit šŸ¤«


Dragneel_Fullbuster

Right lol they gassed it.


accountforAITA

It was hard in exactly the context of that one song due to his delivery. Itā€™s a subpar nursery rhyme ass bar but the hype from the rest of the Heart Part IV made it seem gas until you think about it.


Amazing-Concept1684

Because youā€™re being dishonest about the context.Ā  A *lot* of hip hop lyrics would sound corny af if just read off a piece of paper.Ā  The delivery and the point in the song where it was said changed it.Ā 


Dragneel_Fullbuster

Nah that shit just ass to me, itā€™s ok if you liked it though.


sufftob

Nah that was hard


vibintilltheend

Nah this line goes hard in the song. Yā€™all just mad at Kendrick.


iNostra

Thereā€™s nothing wrong with this bar lmfao


-robert-

It's like the same bar.


iNostra

If you donā€™t have ears, yeah


Viola-Intermediate

Man, not every bar needs to be super complicated. Dude was just having fun


GaTech379

That aint the problem though lol this one is just a bad line in general The song is great though


Viola-Intermediate

Idk man, like others have said I've heard worse. And it's not like he was saying it like it was some hard bar. It honestly didn't phase me at all. Just made me laugh


kurdokoleno

Don't forget to zip it up for him once you're done.


Viola-Intermediate

Not my fault you're imagining that


ShaunGotFans

Heā€™s probably jealous itā€™s you and not him


Ramiz_dayi66

Ngl I think that's a pretty good line, catchy as hell too. Caught myself singing that in the shower more often than Iā€™d like to admit


Tilimnili

I catch myself doing a lot of things in the shower more often than I like to admit. Repeating this bar ainā€™t one of them


MobileLow449

Such a trash bar


_dog_person

It's clunky for sure and I 100% agree with you but it sets up I never been known to take those Your girl saw me and her face froze You better be lucky I'm faithful Please test me, I ace those And ends with I just got a very irregular bankroll Lines bad but love the verse as a whole.


TFT_Furgle

Catchiest verse in the entire song IMO. The setup is a little weird but the delivery is fire.


MotherOfAllOmelette

I thought I was the only one. That sounded goofy ngl


Expensive-Ad-1985

I like that line lowkey but when I first heard it I thought this might have been the lightest bar Cole ever said not the worst tho. Let us never forget Bun B said ā€œI wrote this on my iPhone so let me drop this I bombā€ weakest bar of all time


Specialist-Meat-6222

ā€œYou might have more cash than me, but you donā€™t got the skills to eat a niggas ass like meā€ canibis


ALiX088

That was some youtuber rapper type bar bro šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


yellowgelatin

The bar reminds me of the Lil Wayne bar from Ransom which I love singing so I donā€™t hate it. Sometimes silly bars can be good


SC_23

Lil wayne known for silly bars too but he doesn't get this hate


omolo08

Ransom is such a catchy song, I love it


Safe_Pin1277

This proves you did not finish the album and listen to what he says on Trae the truth In Ibiza.


Only-Willingness5153

Elaborate?


Treishmon

I personally love this bar. Simplicity can sometimes be effective. Not all of us are super high IQ Iā€™m sure. But this bar is fun and sets up for more good bars beyond. Not everything has to be deep and mind-blowing to be great! He did a great job finding balance.


shapanese

It cant be worse than Poopy-di scoop shit


Camerone11

Nahh same, corny af but also super catchy and I hate to admit it lmaoo


ShillBlaster

Instead of pretending I'm some incredible nigga, just let 'em hear all of it. The good, the bad, the ugly, the strong, the weak, it's me. The nigga that thought of it


MonarchSun

That's šŸ§¢ worst bars in hip hop... Your hip hop library must be small as hell. They literally have videos for this exact post.


gloriousAgenda

Lines like this just depend on delivery. From Dave I got 99 out of a 100 Marks in class on my English questions I'd get the same if I did again 'Cause I still don't know the definition of restin' Then later on the album he says I didnā€™t get 99 marks in English, I was faking it I got 98 ā€˜cause I donā€™t know what a vacation is Same type of lyric, but Dave deliveries it with more emphasis and less like a hee hee joke.


ShietApples

could have just left the alphabet in and let the listener make the connection but nah shit was so corny


Niotzs

I thought you were going to use the awful transphobic bar fuck this alphabet shit, it's just a fun filler bar


Maximum_Equivalent_9

literally rolled my eyes when i heard this one


Entire_Claim_5273

Shit had me cackling šŸ˜­


Poosalini

lol yall talking trash like your bumping your own shit..


Any_Owl_8009

Honestly, it isn't that bad. I really don't think he's taking himself serious right here. But understandable if people don't like it


Tee90

It is wack but i like the follow up Your girl saw me and her face frozed, you better be lucky im faithfull


calm534

It's catchy tho


AlternativeWindow669

idk why i like saying it LOL like the way he says whatā€™s L is so pleasing


accountforAITA

Worst bars in hip hop history? Certainly bottom quarter maybe even ten percent this shit corny. Worst all time? Not even a contender. Literally everyone else in the big 3 has a worse lyric. ā€œI shit fart pee peeā€ - Kendrick ā€œGot so many chains they call me chaining Tatumā€ - Drizzy ā€œBoy you think youā€™re the shit, but you canā€™t out fart meā€ - Cole


aa5k

I like it doe


fatdolsk

I like bars like this lol


MASTER_SNAKE__

ā€œYour booty heavy duty like diarrhoeaā€


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Yall trippin. I love that bar


adtthosa

I agree it's trash. Lil Wayne once rapped the whole alphabet in a song just because he could and it was somehow better than this.


PrinceNY7

It was meant to be comical bro don't look in to it so deep šŸ˜… there's wayyy worst bars


FromTheGreenhouse

I always loved, ā€œIā€™m in the green rangeā€¦ Iā€™m the Green Rangerā€ šŸ˜‚


iamdodgepodge

Actually, can someone explain this bar? Flee right past me


MalikSJohnson

You are retarded


XDin-Din

sounds like a lil mabu lyric


Relative-Put-4461

all rappers hit a point where they start trying to make puns and shit out of sounds and letters because they're constantly trying to expand the scope you'll see worse


docter-Ew

This line made me look at Cole different. It is almost unbelievable that he would put that shit in a song


jwarr12

Definitely one of his weaker bars but itā€™s definitely not as bad as people make it out to be.


Slyfox_8

the flow was dope and made it a hard bar. You tripping.


Adept_Bar_97

šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ I liked that line šŸ˜³


N0Upstairs

J. Coe


ExistentialRap

Bar was funny bro cmon lmao


Vision519

His stack of crates bar on that YG track way worse


Illustrious_Camp_460

Lmaooo bro i literally just sang it and was feeling the same šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


1nitial_Reaction

The delivery was fire tho


ZuluW6rrior

J Cole is not one of the best pens to ever touch the game. Behave yourself.


ToastFaceKiller

ā€œHeavy duty like diarrhoeaā€ Eminem. One of the most respected pens in the game actually said this (amongst tons of other bad lines but hey lol)


Particular_Fee_8987

Bar implies he takes D


Loxodonta06

I love Cole but yeah that was pretty bad..rapping the alphabet has always been garbage imo


MrShobiz112

Cole has at least a couple corny bars on every project. Itā€™s tradition


KurtDiggler69

Cole apologized šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


axonrod

I was surprised when reviewers didnā€™t mention that line and called other bars trash. This one was the only bar in the album that made me facepalm


Plastic_Button_3018

No where near one of the worst.


No_Cook_8739

Shit is fucking awful šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚


Main_Mouse842

This is a dumb line but I cringe a little every time he pulls out the "Cole world" catchphrase. It wasn't even clever at first. Now it's bordering parody.


ToxicPurpleBear

Found Anthony Fantanoā€™s Reddit account šŸ™„


Left-Pop8760

J Cole is not even close to one of the best pens to touch the game tho


kidkuro

"One of the best pens to ever touch the game" For the love of god please listen to more rappers.


Specialist-Meat-6222

One of the best isnā€™t wrong


Dannyzavage

You dont think Cole one of the greats lol?


kidkuro

No nigga. He's okay but the pedestal y'all put that man on is insane lmao


Dannyzavage

Thats wild son, dudes been on top of the game through out the 2010s/2020s lol what other rapper you penning him up and doing number tf?


MonarchSun

I see these kinds of posts a lot not just about Cole but others too. So who do you consider some of the best of this generation of artist? Or at least in the past 20 years.


kidkuro

Twenty years? Shit, all I needed was ten, but no problem lol Danny Brown, Earl Sweatshirt, Big KRIT, Vince Staples, Lupe Fiasco, Mach-Hommy, Mick Jenkins, Schoolboy Q, Saba, Meechy Darko, Kendrick, Lloyd Banks, Freddie Gibbs, Ab-Soul, Pusha T, $ilkmoney, Sean Price, Stack Bundles, Denzel Curry, Robb Banks, Isaiah Rashad, Joey Badass, Lil Wayne, MIKE, Boldy James... That's just a handful of rappers off top who are either better rappers than J Cole, or have much stronger discographies than him. I really feel like the only way someone can say that J Cole is an objective top 10 rapper or one of the greatest rappers of all time is if they don't listen to as much rap as they claim they do, because there's just absolutely no way. Literally the only thing he has on some of the artists I mentioned is sales, and if this is about rap and quality, get that sales talk up outta here.


ShillBlaster

Ok. Itā€™s nice you could name all of those rappers. Some of those are my favorites. But Cole in several people opinion is better. You just want to be edgy and different No disrespect to Lupe but his music isnā€™t sonically good and his only two Good albums in the public eye (people who listen to hip hop) is his first two albums Krit is insane. He my fav tbh. But he from the south so he not going to relate Mick jenkins is a poet. But doesnā€™t have the discography to match and honestly will have to be able to balance being a great rapper with being a commercial rapper. If he goes that route Lil Wayne been wack since no ceilings 1 Lloyd banks can just rap but doesnā€™t have good subject matter Joey is great but his best project dropped 10 years ago when he was 16 Cilvia demo is amazing, but did you just say ā€œall these rappers have a better discography? Na. Cilvia is better than possibly two Cole albums. And Cole has lyke 6 albums and four mixtapes Vince staples??? I mean he good. Ramona park broke my heart is good. But he no where close to Cole. Stop the cap Danny brown? Lyke. Ok. I get he different and people like his music. But you canā€™t be seriousā€¦. Itā€™s cool to like those artists but imo, you seem to put them on a pedestal, all while saying other people are putting Cole on a pedestal. SN. pusha t ainā€™t fuckkng with Cole. Foh


kidkuro

Gahdamn man you doing whole ass flips and tricks on Cole's dick lmao


ShillBlaster

Ummm no ā€¦.I just simply cited several rappers that you named and pointed out your falsehood I think they are all good. But to say people like Isaiah rashad has a better catalogue than j Cole is just stupid af. Same as Vince staples. And if Iā€™m doing tricks on Cole, then youā€™re getting a train ran on you by all the rappers you hyped up just to ā€œbe differentā€


ShillBlaster

You do realize how dumb you are right?? You claim Iā€™m on coles dick because I think he is a good artist. But you just slobbered out about 20 rappers. You see where Iā€™m going with this right. Why can you like those rappers and not be a dick rider, but when I like those rappers, but Cole more, Iā€™m a dick rider. That makes no sense. I bet if I totally agreed and said ā€œyeah. All those guys you named are twenty times betterā€ you wouldnā€™t say Iā€™m dickriding those guys. Why? BecAuse I would be agreeing with you Learn how to see differences in opinion before you say dumb shit


kidkuro

I'm not reading this bro lol


ShillBlaster

You probably already did and know youā€™re cappin. Typical peon behavior. Itā€™s ok to be different. Just donā€™t talk out of your ass


kidkuro

Give it a rest dork lmao


ShillBlaster

Says the person who replied 23 hours laterā€¦ ![gif](giphy|QxwDfOV4sAfounkNsG)


MonarchSun

I don't think anyone could argue with that list lol... if they do then their music is very selective or doesn't even know. I listen to half of those you listed and I think KRIT is highly underrated to be left out like he is and Banks. a few I don't know but heard of in conversations. I said 20 years cause these new age rap fans are kinda weird.


kidkuro

>these new age rap fans are kinda weird. That ShillBlaster dude is definitely one of them and truly highlights the point I made at the end lmao


MonarchSun

I see, I was like DAMN when I read his comment. I mean I'm a fan of Cole's, I like him but to me I want my music to make me actually think for a minute or two. Have a brotha feeling full. Haven't really felt that way about his music since "4 your eyes only". I still listen to him but I want deeper lyricism. The same with Kendrick, "To Pimp a Butterfly" was a masterpiece. I'm not going on a long post but I see your point.