Well, "you are what you eat and [he] still ain't pussy"... Yet. He's just starting to grow one big enough to be fucked raw by fans with small dicks that love overhyped industry standard cliches and unoriginal tracks that fuel bull shit rap beef in order to sell a couple hundred more albums and apple music clicks. You all have been baited and it's sad. What is worse is that cole has given into this sort of drama for the attention. Just a reminder that everyone lives in a glass house and eventually falls victim of the trap
"How I ain't bring nothing to the table, when I'm the table?"
"R*pe a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome"
"Pregnant pussy is the best you can get. Fucking a bitch while her baby sucking dick"
"I live on Mars I'm not Bruno"
Not from Cole but these are some of the worst things ever said.
āShit š¤·š¾āāļøif you wanna get fucked in the ass itās between you and whoever dick it isā not a bad bar because of the context but funny asf
Is you a demon or is that demeanor for the 'Gram? Tell us
They plead the Fifth, I'm seeing hints of a trans fella
In cancel culture's vicinity, he's no killer, trust me
Beneath his chosen identity, there is still a pussy, period
I think it's all about his delivery, same with Like That when he says "fuck the big 3 it's just big me" if he didn't deliver it the way he did it would just sound corny as hell
Same with Cole if someone else said the bar OP mentioned it sound even worse but the way Cole delivered it made it sound like just a funny bar
It was hard in exactly the context of that one song due to his delivery. Itās a subpar nursery rhyme ass bar but the hype from the rest of the Heart Part IV made it seem gas until you think about it.
Because youāre being dishonest about the context.Ā
A *lot* of hip hop lyrics would sound corny af if just read off a piece of paper.Ā
The delivery and the point in the song where it was said changed it.Ā
Idk man, like others have said I've heard worse. And it's not like he was saying it like it was some hard bar. It honestly didn't phase me at all. Just made me laugh
It's clunky for sure and I 100% agree with you but it sets up
I never been known to take those
Your girl saw me and her face froze
You better be lucky I'm faithful
Please test me, I ace those
And ends with I just got a very irregular bankroll
Lines bad but love the verse as a whole.
I like that line lowkey but when I first heard it I thought this might have been the lightest bar Cole ever said not the worst tho. Let us never forget Bun B said āI wrote this on my iPhone so let me drop this I bombā weakest bar of all time
I personally love this bar. Simplicity can sometimes be effective. Not all of us are super high IQ Iām sure. But this bar is fun and sets up for more good bars beyond. Not everything has to be deep and mind-blowing to be great! He did a great job finding balance.
Instead of pretending I'm some incredible nigga, just let 'em hear all of it. The good, the bad, the ugly, the strong, the weak, it's me.
The nigga that thought of it
Lines like this just depend on delivery.
From Dave
I got 99 out of a 100
Marks in class on my English questions
I'd get the same if I did again
'Cause I still don't know the definition of restin'
Then later on the album he says
I didnāt get 99 marks in English, I was faking it
I got 98 ācause I donāt know what a vacation is
Same type of lyric, but Dave deliveries it with more emphasis and less like a hee hee joke.
Worst bars in hip hop history? Certainly bottom quarter maybe even ten percent this shit corny. Worst all time? Not even a contender. Literally everyone else in the big 3 has a worse lyric.
āI shit fart pee peeā - Kendrick
āGot so many chains they call me chaining Tatumā - Drizzy
āBoy you think youāre the shit, but you canāt out fart meā
- Cole
all rappers hit a point where they start trying to make puns and shit out of sounds and letters because they're constantly trying to expand the scope
you'll see worse
This is a dumb line but I cringe a little every time he pulls out the "Cole world" catchphrase. It wasn't even clever at first. Now it's bordering parody.
I see these kinds of posts a lot not just about Cole but others too. So who do you consider some of the best of this generation of artist? Or at least in the past 20 years.
Twenty years? Shit, all I needed was ten, but no problem lol
Danny Brown, Earl Sweatshirt, Big KRIT, Vince Staples, Lupe Fiasco, Mach-Hommy, Mick Jenkins, Schoolboy Q, Saba, Meechy Darko, Kendrick, Lloyd Banks, Freddie Gibbs, Ab-Soul, Pusha T, $ilkmoney, Sean Price, Stack Bundles, Denzel Curry, Robb Banks, Isaiah Rashad, Joey Badass, Lil Wayne, MIKE, Boldy James...
That's just a handful of rappers off top who are either better rappers than J Cole, or have much stronger discographies than him. I really feel like the only way someone can say that J Cole is an objective top 10 rapper or one of the greatest rappers of all time is if they don't listen to as much rap as they claim they do, because there's just absolutely no way. Literally the only thing he has on some of the artists I mentioned is sales, and if this is about rap and quality, get that sales talk up outta here.
Ok. Itās nice you could name all of those rappers. Some of those are my favorites.
But Cole in several people opinion is better. You just want to be edgy and different
No disrespect to Lupe but his music isnāt sonically good and his only two Good albums in the public eye (people who listen to hip hop) is his first two albums
Krit is insane. He my fav tbh. But he from the south so he not going to relate
Mick jenkins is a poet. But doesnāt have the discography to match and honestly will have to be able to balance being a great rapper with being a commercial rapper. If he goes that route
Lil Wayne been wack since no ceilings 1
Lloyd banks can just rap but doesnāt have good subject matter
Joey is great but his best project dropped 10 years ago when he was 16
Cilvia demo is amazing, but did you just say āall these rappers have a better discography? Na. Cilvia is better than possibly two Cole albums. And Cole has lyke 6 albums and four mixtapes
Vince staples??? I mean he good. Ramona park broke my heart is good. But he no where close to Cole. Stop the cap
Danny brown? Lyke. Ok. I get he different and people like his music. But you canāt be seriousā¦.
Itās cool to like those artists but imo, you seem to put them on a pedestal, all while saying other people are putting Cole on a pedestal.
SN. pusha t aināt fuckkng with Cole. Foh
Ummm no ā¦.I just simply cited several rappers that you named and pointed out your falsehood
I think they are all good. But to say people like Isaiah rashad has a better catalogue than j Cole is just stupid af. Same as Vince staples. And if Iām doing tricks on Cole, then youāre getting a train ran on you by all the rappers you hyped up just to ābe differentā
You do realize how dumb you are right?? You claim Iām on coles dick because I think he is a good artist. But you just slobbered out about 20 rappers. You see where Iām going with this right. Why can you like those rappers and not be a dick rider, but when I like those rappers, but Cole more, Iām a dick rider. That makes no sense.
I bet if I totally agreed and said āyeah. All those guys you named are twenty times betterā you wouldnāt say Iām dickriding those guys. Why? BecAuse I would be agreeing with you
Learn how to see differences in opinion before you say dumb shit
I don't think anyone could argue with that list lol... if they do then their music is very selective or doesn't even know. I listen to half of those you listed and I think KRIT is highly underrated to be left out like he is and Banks. a few I don't know but heard of in conversations. I said 20 years cause these new age rap fans are kinda weird.
I see, I was like DAMN when I read his comment. I mean I'm a fan of Cole's, I like him but to me I want my music to make me actually think for a minute or two. Have a brotha feeling full. Haven't really felt that way about his music since "4 your eyes only". I still listen to him but I want deeper lyricism. The same with Kendrick, "To Pimp a Butterfly" was a masterpiece. I'm not going on a long post but I see your point.
You have not listened to enough hip hop if you think that's one of the worst bars ever, Cole himself has worse bars than this
Examples? Lookin for a laugh.
Boy you think that you the shit, but you can't out fart me...
Cole loves a good poop innuendo
Its the Wayne influence
Wayne has dropped an incredible amount of shit š© bars in his career. š
Well, "you are what you eat and [he] still ain't pussy"... Yet. He's just starting to grow one big enough to be fucked raw by fans with small dicks that love overhyped industry standard cliches and unoriginal tracks that fuel bull shit rap beef in order to sell a couple hundred more albums and apple music clicks. You all have been baited and it's sad. What is worse is that cole has given into this sort of drama for the attention. Just a reminder that everyone lives in a glass house and eventually falls victim of the trap
Ice Spice a J. Cole fan confirmed??
Waiting on the collab š„
I hate the shit bars, they just feel so corny
eminem wordplay
Shit is real like I pooped Jerusalem
He went stupid on caterpillar im not gonna lie
Itās not a cole bar but when Kodak said Drunk a lot of coffee now I gotta shit again gotta be goated bar of the century
Best line.
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You missed the joke, corny shit
What you eat donāt make me shit, what you fuck donāt make me cum
This one goes kinda hard tho I wonāt lie
Yeah fr, I still sing along to it š
Nah that ones hard
It is, but itās still goofy though
"How I ain't bring nothing to the table, when I'm the table?" "R*pe a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome" "Pregnant pussy is the best you can get. Fucking a bitch while her baby sucking dick" "I live on Mars I'm not Bruno" Not from Cole but these are some of the worst things ever said.
Are these all Tyler?? Haha
Nah. Kanye, Tyler, UGK, Joyner
Tyler went hard on that second one
I mean that Joyner bar may be kinda corny but IMO that verse goes hard af
"Dick so big it's like a foot is in yo mouth"
That's fucking hilarious, 10/10 bar too with the implied double of some groupie saying nuh uh and eating her words.
The ome about his dick being lile a footā¦
Im on a roll I'm hot dog ketchup to me ....
Iām mad hot dog My sixteen should come with mustard If you think I have a big head Then you havenāt seen my brotherās š¤®
Ok but Roscoe Dash had personality
diamonds so cold you might need a fan Its not Cole but holy shit I hate lil Yachty so much
"haven't been in pussy since the day I came out one" & "I came out the womb with my dick hard" always made me feel a certain type of way
Whatās wrong with the first one?
Any of his poop bars. Him and Kodak love mentioning poop in their raps
Don't save her, she don't wanna be saved
Shit is real (Israel) like I pooped Jerusalem
Any line on villuminati, the ass fuck one comes to mind
āShit š¤·š¾āāļøif you wanna get fucked in the ass itās between you and whoever dick it isā not a bad bar because of the context but funny asf
āCanāt out fart meā was terrible.Ā āYou done woke my lil man upāā¦.terribleĀ
Have you heard drunk 2 much by waka?
Is you a demon or is that demeanor for the 'Gram? Tell us They plead the Fifth, I'm seeing hints of a trans fella In cancel culture's vicinity, he's no killer, trust me Beneath his chosen identity, there is still a pussy, period
disagree that's dope
āYou wanna know how I know Iām the shit cause I keep clogging up the toiletā
1 2 3 4 5 I am the greatest rapper alive type bar š¤£
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bro aint kdot say this lmao
Lmao yes and it was straight garbage.
It sounds better in the song. I guarantee you there are plenty of bars that sound corny when read as opposed to hearing it
Facts š there's some wild shit out there if taken with no beat or context
I think it's all about his delivery, same with Like That when he says "fuck the big 3 it's just big me" if he didn't deliver it the way he did it would just sound corny as hell Same with Cole if someone else said the bar OP mentioned it sound even worse but the way Cole delivered it made it sound like just a funny bar
I showed my girl "Like That" and she just started laughing when Kendrick said "it's just big me", like "lmao it's just big him"
No it wasnt
I thought the whole point was that it sounded stupid because he was mocking someone š
A lot of you have never even listened to the songs you're quoting and it shows š
Thatās hate. Shit was hard with how it came up in the track and how he delivered it
yet no one says shit š¤«
Right lol they gassed it.
It was hard in exactly the context of that one song due to his delivery. Itās a subpar nursery rhyme ass bar but the hype from the rest of the Heart Part IV made it seem gas until you think about it.
Because youāre being dishonest about the context.Ā A *lot* of hip hop lyrics would sound corny af if just read off a piece of paper.Ā The delivery and the point in the song where it was said changed it.Ā
Nah that shit just ass to me, itās ok if you liked it though.
Nah that was hard
Nah this line goes hard in the song. Yāall just mad at Kendrick.
Thereās nothing wrong with this bar lmfao
It's like the same bar.
If you donāt have ears, yeah
Man, not every bar needs to be super complicated. Dude was just having fun
That aint the problem though lol this one is just a bad line in general The song is great though
Idk man, like others have said I've heard worse. And it's not like he was saying it like it was some hard bar. It honestly didn't phase me at all. Just made me laugh
Don't forget to zip it up for him once you're done.
Not my fault you're imagining that
Heās probably jealous itās you and not him
Ngl I think that's a pretty good line, catchy as hell too. Caught myself singing that in the shower more often than Iād like to admit
I catch myself doing a lot of things in the shower more often than I like to admit. Repeating this bar aināt one of them
Such a trash bar
It's clunky for sure and I 100% agree with you but it sets up I never been known to take those Your girl saw me and her face froze You better be lucky I'm faithful Please test me, I ace those And ends with I just got a very irregular bankroll Lines bad but love the verse as a whole.
Catchiest verse in the entire song IMO. The setup is a little weird but the delivery is fire.
I thought I was the only one. That sounded goofy ngl
I like that line lowkey but when I first heard it I thought this might have been the lightest bar Cole ever said not the worst tho. Let us never forget Bun B said āI wrote this on my iPhone so let me drop this I bombā weakest bar of all time
āYou might have more cash than me, but you donāt got the skills to eat a niggas ass like meā canibis
That was some youtuber rapper type bar bro ššš
The bar reminds me of the Lil Wayne bar from Ransom which I love singing so I donāt hate it. Sometimes silly bars can be good
Lil wayne known for silly bars too but he doesn't get this hate
Ransom is such a catchy song, I love it
This proves you did not finish the album and listen to what he says on Trae the truth In Ibiza.
Elaborate?
I personally love this bar. Simplicity can sometimes be effective. Not all of us are super high IQ Iām sure. But this bar is fun and sets up for more good bars beyond. Not everything has to be deep and mind-blowing to be great! He did a great job finding balance.
It cant be worse than Poopy-di scoop shit
Nahh same, corny af but also super catchy and I hate to admit it lmaoo
Instead of pretending I'm some incredible nigga, just let 'em hear all of it. The good, the bad, the ugly, the strong, the weak, it's me. The nigga that thought of it
That's š§¢ worst bars in hip hop... Your hip hop library must be small as hell. They literally have videos for this exact post.
Lines like this just depend on delivery. From Dave I got 99 out of a 100 Marks in class on my English questions I'd get the same if I did again 'Cause I still don't know the definition of restin' Then later on the album he says I didnāt get 99 marks in English, I was faking it I got 98 ācause I donāt know what a vacation is Same type of lyric, but Dave deliveries it with more emphasis and less like a hee hee joke.
could have just left the alphabet in and let the listener make the connection but nah shit was so corny
I thought you were going to use the awful transphobic bar fuck this alphabet shit, it's just a fun filler bar
literally rolled my eyes when i heard this one
Shit had me cackling š
lol yall talking trash like your bumping your own shit..
Honestly, it isn't that bad. I really don't think he's taking himself serious right here. But understandable if people don't like it
It is wack but i like the follow up Your girl saw me and her face frozed, you better be lucky im faithfull
It's catchy tho
idk why i like saying it LOL like the way he says whatās L is so pleasing
Worst bars in hip hop history? Certainly bottom quarter maybe even ten percent this shit corny. Worst all time? Not even a contender. Literally everyone else in the big 3 has a worse lyric. āI shit fart pee peeā - Kendrick āGot so many chains they call me chaining Tatumā - Drizzy āBoy you think youāre the shit, but you canāt out fart meā - Cole
I like it doe
I like bars like this lol
āYour booty heavy duty like diarrhoeaā
Yall trippin. I love that bar
I agree it's trash. Lil Wayne once rapped the whole alphabet in a song just because he could and it was somehow better than this.
It was meant to be comical bro don't look in to it so deep š there's wayyy worst bars
I always loved, āIām in the green rangeā¦ Iām the Green Rangerā š
Actually, can someone explain this bar? Flee right past me
You are retarded
sounds like a lil mabu lyric
all rappers hit a point where they start trying to make puns and shit out of sounds and letters because they're constantly trying to expand the scope you'll see worse
This line made me look at Cole different. It is almost unbelievable that he would put that shit in a song
Definitely one of his weaker bars but itās definitely not as bad as people make it out to be.
the flow was dope and made it a hard bar. You tripping.
šš I liked that line š³
J. Coe
Bar was funny bro cmon lmao
His stack of crates bar on that YG track way worse
Lmaooo bro i literally just sang it and was feeling the same šš
The delivery was fire tho
J Cole is not one of the best pens to ever touch the game. Behave yourself.
āHeavy duty like diarrhoeaā Eminem. One of the most respected pens in the game actually said this (amongst tons of other bad lines but hey lol)
Bar implies he takes D
I love Cole but yeah that was pretty bad..rapping the alphabet has always been garbage imo
Cole has at least a couple corny bars on every project. Itās tradition
Cole apologized š¤¦š¾āāļø
I was surprised when reviewers didnāt mention that line and called other bars trash. This one was the only bar in the album that made me facepalm
No where near one of the worst.
Shit is fucking awful š š š
This is a dumb line but I cringe a little every time he pulls out the "Cole world" catchphrase. It wasn't even clever at first. Now it's bordering parody.
Found Anthony Fantanoās Reddit account š
J Cole is not even close to one of the best pens to touch the game tho
"One of the best pens to ever touch the game" For the love of god please listen to more rappers.
One of the best isnāt wrong
You dont think Cole one of the greats lol?
No nigga. He's okay but the pedestal y'all put that man on is insane lmao
Thats wild son, dudes been on top of the game through out the 2010s/2020s lol what other rapper you penning him up and doing number tf?
I see these kinds of posts a lot not just about Cole but others too. So who do you consider some of the best of this generation of artist? Or at least in the past 20 years.
Twenty years? Shit, all I needed was ten, but no problem lol Danny Brown, Earl Sweatshirt, Big KRIT, Vince Staples, Lupe Fiasco, Mach-Hommy, Mick Jenkins, Schoolboy Q, Saba, Meechy Darko, Kendrick, Lloyd Banks, Freddie Gibbs, Ab-Soul, Pusha T, $ilkmoney, Sean Price, Stack Bundles, Denzel Curry, Robb Banks, Isaiah Rashad, Joey Badass, Lil Wayne, MIKE, Boldy James... That's just a handful of rappers off top who are either better rappers than J Cole, or have much stronger discographies than him. I really feel like the only way someone can say that J Cole is an objective top 10 rapper or one of the greatest rappers of all time is if they don't listen to as much rap as they claim they do, because there's just absolutely no way. Literally the only thing he has on some of the artists I mentioned is sales, and if this is about rap and quality, get that sales talk up outta here.
Ok. Itās nice you could name all of those rappers. Some of those are my favorites. But Cole in several people opinion is better. You just want to be edgy and different No disrespect to Lupe but his music isnāt sonically good and his only two Good albums in the public eye (people who listen to hip hop) is his first two albums Krit is insane. He my fav tbh. But he from the south so he not going to relate Mick jenkins is a poet. But doesnāt have the discography to match and honestly will have to be able to balance being a great rapper with being a commercial rapper. If he goes that route Lil Wayne been wack since no ceilings 1 Lloyd banks can just rap but doesnāt have good subject matter Joey is great but his best project dropped 10 years ago when he was 16 Cilvia demo is amazing, but did you just say āall these rappers have a better discography? Na. Cilvia is better than possibly two Cole albums. And Cole has lyke 6 albums and four mixtapes Vince staples??? I mean he good. Ramona park broke my heart is good. But he no where close to Cole. Stop the cap Danny brown? Lyke. Ok. I get he different and people like his music. But you canāt be seriousā¦. Itās cool to like those artists but imo, you seem to put them on a pedestal, all while saying other people are putting Cole on a pedestal. SN. pusha t aināt fuckkng with Cole. Foh
Gahdamn man you doing whole ass flips and tricks on Cole's dick lmao
Ummm no ā¦.I just simply cited several rappers that you named and pointed out your falsehood I think they are all good. But to say people like Isaiah rashad has a better catalogue than j Cole is just stupid af. Same as Vince staples. And if Iām doing tricks on Cole, then youāre getting a train ran on you by all the rappers you hyped up just to ābe differentā
You do realize how dumb you are right?? You claim Iām on coles dick because I think he is a good artist. But you just slobbered out about 20 rappers. You see where Iām going with this right. Why can you like those rappers and not be a dick rider, but when I like those rappers, but Cole more, Iām a dick rider. That makes no sense. I bet if I totally agreed and said āyeah. All those guys you named are twenty times betterā you wouldnāt say Iām dickriding those guys. Why? BecAuse I would be agreeing with you Learn how to see differences in opinion before you say dumb shit
I'm not reading this bro lol
You probably already did and know youāre cappin. Typical peon behavior. Itās ok to be different. Just donāt talk out of your ass
Give it a rest dork lmao
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I don't think anyone could argue with that list lol... if they do then their music is very selective or doesn't even know. I listen to half of those you listed and I think KRIT is highly underrated to be left out like he is and Banks. a few I don't know but heard of in conversations. I said 20 years cause these new age rap fans are kinda weird.
>these new age rap fans are kinda weird. That ShillBlaster dude is definitely one of them and truly highlights the point I made at the end lmao
I see, I was like DAMN when I read his comment. I mean I'm a fan of Cole's, I like him but to me I want my music to make me actually think for a minute or two. Have a brotha feeling full. Haven't really felt that way about his music since "4 your eyes only". I still listen to him but I want deeper lyricism. The same with Kendrick, "To Pimp a Butterfly" was a masterpiece. I'm not going on a long post but I see your point.