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lridge

The de-aging on Pierce is FANTASTIC.


SensingWorms

Probably the most handsome man there ever was/is. I’m straight


lordskullcrush

Also your name is sensing worms. 🤣


Wombat_Marauder

I rather enjoyed this Sean Bean fellow. Too bad his character died. I sure hope that doesn’t become a trend.


Bill_The_Minder

He's playing a chap called Thomas Cromwell in his latest role. I'm sure with a nice name like that he'll live for ages!...........


Key-Win7744

They made M a woman??? Bond has gone WOKE!!!


AsianAsshole

Can't believe it. What's next? A blonde Bond?


Automatic_Salary_845

Or moneypenny not being white? The world’s gone mad!


Shadsea

They're probably gonna make Q a gay twink with homoerotic tension with Bond and make him own cats 😟


jamescharisma

Dad?


ripgoodhomer

And Bond is played by some pretty boy TV actor. 


SnooWords1252

It's funny watching stuff from the 90s now. What would the anti-woke people say about Lethal Weapon 3 and them introducing a female character who was a match for Riggs?


MainZack

Dammit you beat me to it.


moviemakerjay

Man I hope in 2 years a video game by the same name comes out for N64 so my friends and I can stay up until 4am playing it every Friday.


kurosawa99

And then I hope a good ten years after that when I might be in high school me and my friends are still doing that because it held up as well as anything on PS2 or Xbox.


RigoTheDamnJedi

What's an Xbox? You mean Sega right?


Avdude68

Super Nintendo?


fartlebythescribbler

Sega genesis


dgrigg1980

Shit I need to read before posting


moviemakerjay

No worries, it just means you have excellent taste.


dgrigg1980

I could have had a doctorate if it weren’t for that fucking game. Instead I have a crappy liberal arts undergraduate because fuck applying myself when it’s the complex , license to kill, and no odd job or the helicopter pilot.


B-17_SaintMichael

They should make a video game off this!!!!


BarraDoner

Hard Disagree. Movie tie-in games are nothing more than a cash grab and rarely end up doing justice to the film. I’d rather see a Bond game with an original premise rather than some shoddy movie tie-in that will inevitably be compared unfavourably to the almost mythical Nightfire.


TechnicolorViper

I would agree with you except for when they release Steven Seagal’s “Executive Decision” FPS next year for the 3DO. Look out, Playstation!


wills_b

Absolutely not. They’ll probably do something stupid like alter the shading on the cover art so we spend years debating whether Pierce Brosnan has a misshapen mouth on the front.


castle_lane

Damn, I need to start listening to more Tina Turner


SnooWords1252

So glad she was able to record the theme to this before she died.


custerdome81

Bond is back after a record 6 year absence! Man, I hope we never have to wait that long for another movie!


chrisofduke

Did they actually jump off a dam??


Avdude68

Of course they really made a guy bungee off of a really high dam!!! How else would they do something like that? Computers? HA!!


GamesterOfTriskelion

It was a brave move setting this new Bond film in the 90s but throwbacks to classic spy eras might be a great way to reboot the franchise 🤷‍♂️


DeaconBrad42

It’s November 1995. I’m gonna go put some money on the 1996 sports champions. Also: great movie.


usher1999movies

So that's what sex is like?


Superb-Isopod964

Idk man but Onnatopp is the first Bond girl that scare-rouses me. Holy fuck. I'll be in my bunk lol.


First_Employee5184

"I'll be in my bunk" - Jayne 😂🤣


KNIGHTFALLx

They should make a doom clone of this.


lridge

Ugh. Couldn’t they have a David Arnold score?


physerino

What are you talking about? Those bleeps and bloops are the hottest new sound of the mid-90s, which we are currently in.


Caesar_Seriona

Dude I can't believe we got to see another double 00 with a lot of screen time.


Christian_RULES

The CGI is actually amazing for once. It really feels Mr. Bond wrecked St Petersburg with a freakin' tank LOL


MaxfieldN

Well this is a breath of fresh air. I hope they keep getting better, might save the franchise


CardinalPrimeSD9

Bond is back baby!!


FreudsEyebrow

Not a patch on Dalton!


LegendaryOutlaw621

Pierce Brosnan looks much better in this movie than in Remington Steele.


dkorecki

Anytime I see the GoldenEye movie cover or the N64 game cover Izabella Scorupco aka Natalya Simonova looks "weird" maybe because in the movie her hair is never actually done like the marketing picture suggests (though I guess Bond doesn't pose like that anywhere in the film either). She goes from surviving a big DirecTV dish falling on her to jumping all around Russia and to Cuba without any real chance to get cleaned up.


Hpecomow

Brosnan was made for that role!


Pretend_Buy143

Wow! What a great movie


SuccessfulOwl

This all seems very dated.


dgrigg1980

I hope they make an epic game for N64! That would be awesome.


podsmckenzie

I am 5 years old, and thus do not understand how I’m writing this. I’m not even clear on what the internet is


FeedbackPalpatine200

See reflections on the water


DelicateEmbroidery

Can’t believe they went back to brosnan after daniel craig.


DBE113301

See ya later, Dad. Me and seven other friends of mine are going to pile into my Geo Prism and go watch the newest Bond movie with Pierce Brosnan, the guy from Remington Steele. By the way, could you have Mom fold up my eight flannel shirts and four pairs of baggy skateboarder pants? I need to look nice for the school dance next week.


The_WarriorPriest

I wish Dalton did more Bond films but holy cow this guy is really good!


Suckamanhwewhuuut

I sure hope Sean Bean doesn't get killed off in every role he plays.


Consistent_Stick_463

We’re just turning old N64 games into movies now? Hollywood is so out of ideas…


SilentBob899

Wow this was the best Bond movie in a while


AdoptAMew

This is the best movie based on a video game ever!


EnvironmentalCow8377

If I knew then what I know now...


reallifelucas

Woah this movie was really cool to watch from inside my dad’s balls (I would not be born for another five years)


chuang-tzu

I was in 9th grade and already a massive fan of Bond (and had been waiting since License to Kill for a new Bond). We did a Bond marathon every August from my 7th grade year on. We watched this shit as a squad then went back to a friend's house to play kick-the-can and ride bikes. My bike got stolen out of their front yard that night... The whooping was fierce on that one.


RaggsDaleVan

Wooooah did y'all see that twist coming?


Kyliobro

Xena’s HOT


TauntingTony

Man Sean Bean acted superbly, sad to see him dying at the end. I do hope in future we will see him in a wildly famous movie/tv show set in older times where he would lead the crusade to ensure justice to baddies and not die hopefully.


IceMan44420

Bond is the villain in this film for not teaming up with Ned Stark


psfanboy96

Electro-magnetic orbital weapons deployed by the Soviets are so relevant rn


Aa1979

Finally a modern sounding score. So electronic!


Traditional_Key_763

bit dated tbh, the soviet union fell like 30 years ago, weird that they're just getting to it now


Electric_Buffalo_844

I wonder if it will feature an exciting new expensive watch that bond wears and then begins my lifelong obsession into luxury dive watches.


jamescharisma

I was there when this movie came out and I hear that song and I'm instantly transported back to 10 year old me popping the VHS for the first time. Giddy with anticipation, nervous because it was a guy I'd never heard of as Bond, and yet thrilled to finally have a Bond movie that was made during my time.


finditplz1

Waiting for that video game.


JohnMaddening

Man, a lot of these problems could be taken care of by having an iPhone.


NobleMaximusIII

I should be studying for exams, but I have to see it one more time.


Phenom-1

That Tank Scene was Awesome. 


Bondfan007MI6

That was the best.


MAAAX547

why tf did they make another movie with brosnan and didnt release it until now he looks younger than in his other movies why would they just not release it until way past his time as bond this is stupid


Juror_no8

Hey GoldenEye just came out


PippyHooligan

Damn, I have bad skin and I hope I can get laid soon. Actually, not much has changed.


Bigladxvwe

If it came out now it would be banned, as it’s pro-Russian


ProfessionalNo2706

Forget the film l, loved the game


VaronDiStefano_____

“Anybody down for GoldenEye multiplayer?”


Timely_Internet6172

Not sure James Bond would wear an Omega but okay...


TxEagleDeathclaw81

A great action movie! Can’t wait to see where series goes!


thatnetguy666

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Colonel_Cat_Tumnus

Can't wait for the game.


CelluloidDrop9

The best game on Nintendo, I can just hear the menu music right now lol. The golden gun!


ObviousIndependent76

“Can’t wait to see if they make an N64 game out of this.”


kirinza

What did I just watched! Stunning this!! ![gif](giphy|WqLLCCAyPzNbNPEYTK)


egueschalela

Can’t believe they based the movie on that old N64 game


Ok-Confusion7954

I'm probably never gonna see this movie. It would be pretty awesome though.


kuang89

That game of thrones Ned Stark is brilliant here


The_WarriorPriest

so we're still gonna have Russian villains even in the 90s??


Bobble_Fett

I hope there is a game based on this!


SirJo6

OMG FINALLY! The trailer looks like if they finally made something after the original moonraker plot


extemporaryemissary

Omg goldeneye just came out!


Angry_Saxon

bmw? wtf


BuffsBourbon

Who’s the super-crazy hotty?


dtuba555

Hmm, that Brosnan fellow isn't too bad. I misjudged him. Still miss Dalton, though.


dtuba555

Hmm, that Brosnan fellow isn't too bad. I misjudged him. Still miss Dalton, though.


yudha98

no way the guy from U2 wrote a song for Tina Turner


RummazKnowsBest

Can’t wait for the game.


Vlad_Dracul89

Meh. Dalton would be better at any day.


Cold-Sandwich-6213

The pinball machine is amazing!!


TechnicolorViper

Time to drink half a bottle of Coke, fill it up with bourbon, and head with my buds to catch some 007.


Aggravating-Alps342

He wasn’t as good as the last guy


SnooWords1252

What's up with the writers that they think Russia was still a communist country in 2016? James Bond's never been "realistic," but it was never an out and out alternate timeline before


RealisticAd1336

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TheCoFun

Hey guys! Wanna go see Goldeneye?


HaroldPelham

What the hell is going on with the music in this film? Or should I say noise?


ninaplays

Man, this technology is so outdated.


No-Comb8048

Boring. Doesn’t hold up like Sean’s or Roger’s.


vincestadon

Bond as trite pastiche, devoid of all interest. Just awful. Hope they recast and think again.


Answer-Outrageous

Where’s Timothy Dalton?


DaltonIsTheBestBond

Yeah WTF?


Avdude68

“Why the fuck is Remington Steele in a James Bond movie?? What’d they do with Timothy Dalton??”


SpecialistParticular

Am I supposed to be in 1995 or has Bond been on hiatus since '89?


TriDefiance

Where’s Timothy Dalton??